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Putting Novell's SuSE Purchase In Perspective
An anonymous reader writes "
The editors over at NewsForge.com have combined their efforts to put today's big news about Novell's purchase of SUSE in perspective: what the news means in business terms and to the Linux community, today and in the future. A good read that includes quotes from industry insiders, IRC inhabitants, and NewsForge.com readers."
Another reader writes "This is a good analysis piece about how Linux has become Novell's lifeline, especially since NetWare's been dying...and post-Ximian."
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Slashdot now confirms: Netware is dying.
You don't get fired for going with Microsoft.
The return of ipx! FUCK YEAHHH!
And Slashdot now confirms: Netware is dying.
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Thanks to the sequels I fucking hate the Matrix.
Id rather just put on some green tinted spectacles and watch a 70s kung fu flick out of hongkong.
It will have the same acting and probably a more interesting plot. Pseudophilosophy is not mind blowing, it is stomach emptying.
Matrix the first was awesome but the rest just make me think the whole thing suxorz a penixen.
Nuf said
this troll brought to you by my treo 600 and sprint pcs...
a network not yet blocked by taco homosexual facsism....
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"a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond, hackers, virus creators"
"we get the ability to modify the source code ourselves, something that is extremely dangerous to do, was discredited decades ago"
This reads a lot like a troll. These statements are right out of the Troll Handbook. This time, it comes with a twist - it's a troll designed to generate a flamewar on OTHER sites. The meta-troll is born!
I worked with Novell. As long as you just wanted file and print services they were ok. If you wanted to run an application, it was a complete waste of time. As soon as NT 4.0 was in SP2 there was no point in wasting time with Novell. SUSE is toast. So is Novell. Linux? Bye Bye.
...on the desktop, at least - everyone with sense has realised that they were flogging a dead horse.
Sad to say, fellow geeks, that it's going to get harder and harder to get linux drivers for graphics cards, etc. as big business slots linux into the server-only role.