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'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today

shelleymonster writes "The Matrix Revolutions was released worldwide at 9 AM EST today. With a running time of 2 hr. 9 min., I'm expecting the /. reviews to start pouring in around 11:30. Since critics are saying things like, "Matrix finale could put you back in a coma," and, "The final episode is a slam-bang, dreary mess," I'm curious to hear some real fans' reactions." Many readers have pointed to the BBC's review; they were not amused. Were you? Update: 11/05 17:17 GMT by T : Read on for one reader's (spoiler-free) first impression. wickedweasel writes "Just came from one of the first showings of Matrix: Revolutions (Germany, don't know why, but it started 2:30 pm here) and came by to drop some comments (no spoilers). To cut it short: not even close to the first one, and honestly spoken way worse than the second one (which wasn't _that_ bad). The ones looking for cool action will hardly find any, neither will the ones who came for the story (like me) be satisfied. Only a few good scenes in and around Zion, some quite big plot holes and unfinished threads and, most important, an unsatisfying end, to say the least. I guess I'll be flamed for my opinion by the die-hard-fans, but hear this: I once considered myself one too until I saw this."

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  1. Doesn't look promising by l810c · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The Tomatometer is currently at 38/100. In contrast, Matrix I was 86% and Reloaded was 73%.

    I though Reloaded was a huge drop off from the orignal and this one may be a huge disappointment. Too bad, because the orignal was one of the best SciFi movies in Years.

    The machines are attacking tomorrow, lets have a Rave.

    1. Re:Doesn't look promising by Carewolf · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've just been to the premier. The movie is not bad, at least not the first hour of it, but please for your own sake leave the cinema before the last half hour. There were several times during the end of movie, when I was thinking: "Now it can't get any worse", but I was proven wrong.

      At a supposedly really tragic scene by the end of the movie, the scene dragged on for so long that the hardcore fans present started to laugh, and when it dragged on even further, to shout: "Just die for crist sake!". I am not sure if is supposed to look like that, the scene seemed to loop 3 or 4 times.

      I end it self doesnt make any real sense, or rather it makes less sense than making electricity from humans.

    2. Re:Doesn't look promising by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Informative

      But that's Hollywood for you - you can't just make one great movie and leave it alone. You have to squeeze every dollar out of the franchise while you can!

      Yeah, they're really "squeezing every dollar out of the franchise" by making the third movie in a story designed to be a trilogy.

    3. Re:Doesn't look promising by The_K4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I disagree, i think that was the best sceen of the movie. The "bunch of big words" were chosen very carefully so that they could be interpreted quite litteraly; however they also have many levels of meaning, if you really listen to that conversation and think about all the possibilities the architect reveals, it's a great sceen. This also opens up the concept of creating the matrix and just how precarious the control the machines have is. I think this sceen was perfect. :)

    4. Re:Doesn't look promising by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not everyone who dislikes the 'architect scene' were too feeble-minded to understand it.

      That's a particularly arrogant stance.

      --
      Slashdot: Where people pretend to be twice as smart as they really are by behaving like children.
    5. Re:Doesn't look promising by GooseKirk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hey now, I'm articulate, and I'll defend Point Break over Revolutions. Sorry, this was just a passing mention in your message, but defending Point Break is sort of a hobby of mine. Yes, I need to get out more.

      But consider: Point Break is an amazing film. Not a "good" film, but still amazing. Take three of the worst actors in Hollywood - Keanu, Swayze, and Gary Busey - and write an inane script about surfing bank robbers, and somehow produce a loud, stupid, but thoroughly entertaining and fun film from start to finish. On paper, Point Break should be just about the worst movie ever made, but somehow it isn't. Director Kathryn Bigelow put enough into it that it not only works on its own level - it does what it set out to do, perfectly - but it also succeeds above and beyond with at least one of the best chase scenes ever filmed. And unlike Revolutions, there isn't really a dull moment.

      Revolutions, on the other hand, tried to be deep sci-fi and failed miserably. Unlike Point Break, which took terrible actors and made them watchable in a fun, goofy way, the Wachowskis just let the bad actors suck and made the good actors suck, too (like Fishburne's big speech in Zion). There wasn't a single scene in Zion that was better than a shitty, boring episode of some Star Trek franchise show, except you got to see nipples during the rave. Even its action scenes, besides the burly brawl and the semi collision, were pretty dull. Some of the martial arts wire work, supposedly what the Matrix does so well, was awful and laughable, so it couldn't even succeed on its own level as well as Point Break.

      I actually really liked the Architect scene, though - I thought it was good "Prisoner"-esque fun, and one of the high points of the movie. Still... as counterintuitive as it might seem, I'd argue that Kathryn Bigelow could teach the Wachowskis a few things.

    6. Re:Doesn't look promising by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 5, Funny

      And if there's one thing NO ONE wants to see, it's wrinkly old Palpatine nak...oh, wait - wrong franchise.

      --
      Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
    7. Re:Doesn't look promising by soulsteal · · Score: 4, Funny

      To hell with that!

      I, for one, welcome our naked, wrinkly, Palpatine overlord.

  2. But... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can't just review it. You have to realize... there is no movie.

    1. Re:But... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "You can't just review it. You have to realize... there is no movie."

      Yeah the reviewers are saying that too.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
  3. This was my favorite quote by pheared · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The Wachowski brothers have delivered a dud so disappointing, they may as well have bussed in Ewoks to save Zion"

  4. If you are too let down... by glgraca · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...go rent Dark City to compensate.

  5. This is /. by core+plexus · · Score: 5, Funny
    "... I'm expecting the /. reviews to start pouring in around 11:30.

    You forget, this is /. and waiting to see the movie before reviewing it would be like reading the article before commenting on it.

    -cp-

    President Bush to Liberate Alaska

  6. Just a thought by JayBlalock · · Score: 5, Interesting
    (Disclaimer, I haven't seen it yet, just speculating)

    One thing that's interesting about the Matrix movies is that they've become a LOT of different things to a lot of different people. Thanks to the Wachowskis rather brilliant blending of pop culture, Campbell, Jung, Christianity, and Buddhism, they're movies that can resonate with people on so many different levels. Just look at the various articles that've been written since 1999 interpreting the movies and you can see it. You could almost believe these people are seeing different films under the same name.

    The problem though, is that a finale, by its nature, must be conclusive. It has to have at least some answers to the big questions. And if (SPECULATING) for example, you were wanting to see a Taoist "balance" ending, and it turns out to be a western-style Good-triumphs-over-Evil, then you're going to be disappointed. Or if you consider the philosophical questions about Causality and Fate more important than the skeleton plot, if the movie is too action-heavy you're going to be irritated that it doesn't solve the philosophical quandaries. (or vice-versa in either situation, obviously)

    So, while I won't know for myself until about 4 this afternoon, I suspect the problem is not going to be one of Revolutions being a bad\disappointing movie, but that there is simply no way that the Wachowskis could wrap it up and provide a satisfactory conclusion to ALL the "movies" which the Matrix has become to its viewers.

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    Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    1. Re:Just a thought by Syberghost · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thanks to the Wachowskis rather brilliant blending of pop culture, Campbell, Jung, Christianity, and Buddhism, they're movies that can resonate with people on so many different levels.

      Which of these two definitions of "brilliant" did you mean:

      2. (Print.) The smallest size of type used in England printing. [1913 Webster]

      3. A kind of cotton goods, figured on the weaving. [1913 Webster]

      Because I know you didn't mean the first definition for it.

  7. Should have ended this way by Allaran · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too bad I didn't think of this, but I thought it deserved to be here on Slashdot in case you don't read everything: You mean it doesn't end with Keanu Reeves waking up, turning to Alex Winter and saying "Bill, I just had a most excellent dream!"? Shame.

  8. Just got back... by chuckw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just got back from the 6:00am showing of the movie and I was pretty impressed. Nothing was overdone like the big fight scene in Reloaded. There were some great twists and turns. The back channel plots were great and the end came together beautifully. It was also very academic in some respects, which probably explains why general audiences (read "unwashed masses") won't "get" it. You don't necessarily have to be glued to every word to understand what's going on, but it helps having seen the other two movies along with the Animatrix a few times. You should definitely not go into the movie expecting it to be a self contained story.

    In a lot ways, I understand the bad reviews. It's a lot like where Open Source was a few years ago. It was very hard at times to get people to understand the benefits of it. I am sure that in time people will see the message of this movie and that the trilogy will be a real classic.

    I definitely give it two thumbs up.

    --
    *Condense fact from the vapor of nuance*
    1. Re:Just got back... by KirkH · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just got back from the 6:00am showing of the movie and I was pretty impressed.

      You probably fell asleep 20 minutes into it and dreamed a better movie. It's the only explanation.

  9. [SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by anany01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am a real Matrix fan. I couldn't sleep at all last night, knowing I was going to watch Revolutions at 9AM today. However, I felt it was a disappointing failure for several reasons:

    1. Trinity dies for no reason, as they don't use her death in any meaningful way.
    2. The scene with the machines entering the outer hull of Zion was drawn out needlessly, as it contained no switching between the fight at Zion and Neo's plight (think: middle/end of ROTJ)
    3. The fight scene with Smith/Baines and Neo in the Logos was completely extraneous.
    4. Neo's death in the end leaves the humans without a powerful weapon against the machines if they were to decide to attack the humans again. Contrast this with Star Wars and LotR, where the playing field is leveled at the end, or slightly in favor of the protagonists.
    5. Keanu Reeves performance was subpar, even for him. In the climactic battle with Smith at the end, he looked drugged and was not convincing as the leader of the free world. He had no fire, and it was the machines and the Oracle that actually spurred him on to defeat Smith (esp. the machines, as they revived him after being consumed by Smith).
    6. In the beginning, he was trapped in the train station for no conceivable reason but to lengthen the movie. It served no purpose, benefitted the movie naught and did not lead to any great discoveries that were used later in the film. Likewise, how we could be jacked in without being jacked in was never satisfactorily addressed.

    If you are a Matrix fan, I urge you to watch this movie with the blinders off and see for yourself what a bad job the Wachowski bros. did with this, what could have been the end of the best sci-fi movie trilogy in history.

  10. This one was a disappointment.... by u2fan00 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wow. I saw the 7:00 AM show in Salt Lake City, UT. I have to say I was pretty disappointed. I mean, the CGI/effects were incredible, and the battle in Zion was really well done. But the philosophical mumbo-jumbo did not really come together very well. I think they should have wrapped it up better. They really did not answer any of the questions, or explain how anything could have happened. They relied on the idea of choice. So I have a choice to watch it, enjoy it, or watch it and be disappointed. For now, I chose to be disappointed. But go see it for the effects, those are incredible!

  11. hitchcock's horror by yurigoul · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hitchcock would have loved the first one because of the clear cut way they told the story and used suspense to tell it.

    'No officer, your men are allready dead' and after that you get the fight. It is a classic example of creating suspense like Hitchcock used it, but faster.

    But Hitchcock would have hated the sequels. The story has no starting point, instead it follows the Hollywood formula of all sequels: just let the same events happen in roughly the same order (Trinity opens with a fight and someone dies and is resurected). It is like they forgot how to deliver a complex story to an audience. Instead it became a vehicle for stunning special effects. And that is something that continues in the third episode with for instance the use of rain. There is no better way to show your quality as a CG master than with the use of rain isn't there?

    No. this one has 'hire me' signs all over it. Just like the second one. They did not start a new CG company for nothing. This is just a big trailer sponsored by those visiting the cinema and buying the DVD.

    The should have started part two with an introduction on the use of keys and being a program. Just like they did in number one with the use of special forces.

  12. Re:The critics don't have a really good track reco by tuffy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Need I remind you folks that both Citizen Kane and It's a Wonderful Life were destroyed by the critics?

    The critics hated "Citizen Kane", "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Star Wars" at the time.

    But the critics also hated "Gigli", "The Real Cancun" and "From Justin to Kelly".

    --

    Ita erat quando hic adveni.

  13. i hope it ends by krist0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    with ted waking up,

    "whoa, that was a most excellent dream"

    *guitar solo*

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    all you are, is all you are, i'm so sorry for you.
  14. Spoiler free? by jm91509 · · Score: 4, Funny

    He said it sucked. Kinda spoils it I recon.

  15. Formula moviemaking by mabu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The first movie was good, or the first half. The premise was quite interesting and innovative, and then it slowed down and turned into a Kung Fu movie. I still never understood why the tech community was so quick to embrace this series as an icon. It is not worthy. Have we stooped so low as to think the Matrix' goofy "which reality is real" premise as something worth using brain cells to contemplate? This is only a notch away from the other, equally-cerebral dilemma: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

    And thus began the "Matrix Revolution" of an endless array of technical FX as a substitute for a decent plot and character development.

    Not that things haven't been this way since the dawn of cinema, but most movies nowadays are just big-budget, formulaic, television-level dramas designed less to make you think, less to entertain than they are to distract and take your money and serve as a vehicle for a plethora of merchandising efforts.

    With few exceptions, most of the great classic movies of the last 20-30 years have been neutered in a progressive attempt to capitalize on the originals' success via a string of contrived sequels.

    The same thing has happened to the music industry. Instead of great lyrics and creative musicianship, we're bombarded with cute-faces, dance moves and regurgitated hooks that are over-produced and heavily compressed. There should be a new category for this crap music, like there should be a new category for these new movies which do little more than feed our ever-increasing ADD.

    1. Re:Formula moviemaking by mabu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The tech community is being systemmatically infected with the same virus the mainstream has, whereas the mainstream has been programmed into ADHD via television commercials, the tech community is being infected with shallow gaming experiences that revolve around first-person shooters, virtual crime, and magic mushrooms.

      I do lament the new breed of techies, who think any movie that has the wherewithall to incorporate 10 seconds of a computer screen showing a shell prompt as worthy of respect.

      I'd like to still think there are core groups of tech people who are motivated by solving problems (that don't involve remotely finding out how many Mountain Dews are in the vending machine down the hall). But you're right, the tech community has changed. And entertainment has changed as well.

      It makes you wonder if a movie like 2001:A Space Odyssey would even get made now? Hollywood would have to spruce it up with a naked shower scene, a slo-mo CGI battle between apes and evil aliens, and an epic space chase through a mythical gothic future city. HAL's voice would be dubbed by Angelina Jolie and she wouldn't be cold and logical, but bitter and evil-toned. There's be a Coca-Cola emblem on the Monolith. And of course the movie would start off with "Episode 8".

  16. Matrix and snobishness by Augusto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why does the Matrix inspire this type of snobishness?

    "It was also very academic in some respects, which probably explains why general audiences (read "unwashed masses") won't "get" it."

    Basically, if you don't like these movies you are not intellectual enough. This was the same defense offered by many Matrix "fans" to people who didn't like Reloaded. By the way, Reloaded was a dreadful movie, just because somebody doesn't like it doesn't mean their dumb or unsophisticated.

    I've already seen a lot of negative reaction to this movie in the reviews and from the net. And already the apologists are saying that the "unwashed" masses are not smart enough to appreciate this "wonderful" piece of art. This type of spinning of the movie is not encouraging.

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    - sigs are for wimps.
  17. Re:I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by jason0000042 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... it ended up destroying all my faith in Hollywood

    You had what in what?

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    i don't like my old sig.
  18. The Prisoner by mccalli · · Score: 4, Interesting
    One thing that's interesting about the Matrix movies is that they've become a LOT of different things to a lot of different people....The problem though, is that a finale, by its nature, must be conclusive.

    Not really. I'm a fan of the 1968 series The Prisoner, starring Patrick McGoohan. Some see it as surreal oddness, some a spy story that degnerated, some as a template for defiance against authority and some...well, some just like the series.

    It has one of the most legendarily weird endings of all time - the episode Fall Out. People have been arguing over that one for over thirty years, as its symbolism is both overt (there's nothing literal in there) and yet entirely opaque. I have no idea what it means, and McGoohan once asked that if someone ever says they know what it all is, could they please let him know?

    So no, I don't believe finales have to explain everything. You're right about the movies meaning different things to different people though. To add a tinge of flamebait to the post, to me the films pose the question "how can people comment so seriously on such obviously rehashed ideas?", but your opinion may differ.

    Cheers,
    Ian

  19. Re:Ewoks? by gclef · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, but what if Jar Jar won? Oh, the horror...

    "Meesa hang up dissa phone now. Meesa show deesa people what youssa hide from dem. Where wese go from dere choice meesa giva you."

  20. Let's summary all in one sentence by theefer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a good movie, but it's not the ending -- and the movie -- we wanted or were waiting for.

    We have all been elaborating Matrix Revolutions plot in our heads (and websites) ever since we saw Reloaded. The real movie is not based on our personal plot, and this is the main source of disappointment, no matter how good or bad is the movie itself.

    --
    theefer
  21. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - This is 100% spoiler filled. by malfunct · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I have sort of formulated the opinion that a major point of the series is outlining the difference between human intelligence and artificial intelligence. The series portrays the machines as logical and unable to exert free choice. They lack the ability to understand things such as love or free choice. That as far as I can tell is the flaw in the matrix, and why people eventually want out.

    It seems that Neo is a tool of the matrix to attempt to learn about "being human". In the end it seemed like Kadya (the little girl that is the child of the power subsystem and the creative interactive programmer) was the next evolution of matrix programs because she had no purpose (something no program in the past was allowed) and was able to chose, that choice being represented in her love for her parents and in her admiration of Neo.

    Neo also seemed to be a tool of the matrix to make choices that they could not make themselves. At the end of the 2nd movie Neo made the choice for the machines on whether or not to end the war, he chose to end the war by not returning to the source and repopulating Zion. At the end of the 3rd movie you see Neo making the choice on how to end the war, to ahnnialate all machines and humans, or to let both live in peace.

    They totally don't explain how Neo is able to interact with the matrix when outside of it or how he was able to destroy machines. My personal feeling is that he wasn't, he was only able to communicate with the Oracle, she did all the dirty work. Why didn't she choose to do that on her own and instead rely on the choices of Neo? Programs were (until kadya I think) unable to make free choices, especially (or maybe only) ones that made no sense or served no preconcieved purpose, so a human was necessary to make those choices. Once made the Oracle carried them out.

    I honestly have no idea who the Merovingian is, though it seems that he has something to do with bugs in the system, keeping around old code that is no longer necessary, working withing the bounds of the programming but outside of what was desired (by who? I don't know). The reason Persephony wanted a kiss in my opinion is that she wanted some way to feel some humanness, she wanted to feel love, which again is something foreign to the machines.

    The final battle went on way too long, and didn't really help the movie any, though a battle of wills (which is what the story asked for) wouldn't look good on the screen. I wouldn't have minded some cut into the "computer world view" where they battle with thier minds and then a bit of dialog where smith tries to win by overcoming neo, and then neo realizing that in order to win he needs to make the less obvious choice, to lose.

    Unlike most of the posts I've read, I really enjoyed the battle scene in the dock. It gripped me, had me jumping, cheering, and nearly crying. Maybe I'm odd but I haven't seen a battle scene that compelling since the trench run in StarWars 1.

    Can someone explain to me why a robot would need to manually reload its guns from a backpack on its back though? Seemed kind of silly, about as silly as the people running ammo out to the APU's with a wheelbarrow when electric bolts seemed to be far more effective in destroying the sentinals. Also why the heck didn't the digging machine detect that it had broken through a pocket and do something to lower itself gently to the next level?

    Anyways I enjoyed the movie, I was on the edge of my seat in anticipation and suspense even though it was always obvious what would happen next. I must agree that they could have taken the movie to whole new philosophical levels but left it at a pretty low and obvious level.

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    "You can now flame me, I am full of love,"

  22. How will this age by sielwolf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Interesting to see all the posts now. Question is: how will it be viewed in five years?

    Remember when Phantom Menace came out and everyone was still saying that it was up to par with the Original Trilogy? And then AotC came out and it supposedly saved the franchise from the disaster that was PM?

    I think there's a lot of that immediacy here with these movies. There is so much expectation and fandamonium involved that "not being horrible" means that the movie must be good. Only over time do the weaknesses and strengths balance out so people can judge them. I'm always reminded of Jim Carey's The Grinch which was the top grossing movie of that year and now no one remembers that it even came out.

    Personally? The repetition of the acting, pop philosophy and CG had gotten old by the first 5 minutes of Reloaded. There has to be something in this movie that "sells" it to me. Something unique where you can't just say "it's very similar to this scene in the previous movie but-" or "it's just like the part in Aliens where-"

    Frankly the last one of the movies to do that was the original Matrix. Things now seem to be so bad that I actually get sick feelings when thinking/hearing about the first. It's been tainted by its progeny.

    Yet I still got my ticket for an 8pm showing. Like Ebert said (giving it 3 stars while strangely blasting it for the whole length of his review) I'm going to take my graduation after earning my credits on the first two. Maybe my low expectations are the way to go?

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    What is music when you despise all sound?
  23. About the ending--**SPOILER** by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 5, Informative

    The reason Revolutions blows is because of the following:

    * None of the questions in Reloaded are answered. How does Neo really stop the Sentinels? How did Smith enter Bane? How did he get so powerful? It's all explained away with one or two sentences. We're just supposed to accept it because it's "symbolic" of something. Reloaded seemed to treat itself like a bridge to some sort of great explanation for everything in the third movie. Guess what? It never comes! What the fuck?

    * The focus is Zion. Instead of freeing the people of the Matrix, as the first one suggested, the sequels have been all about saving this dirty underground city we don't care about. What the hell happened to the people of the Matrix? It's like the movies don't even care.

    * No humanity in the characters and dialogue. The movies just don't enjoy themselves. The first one had a mixture of humor and joy and was just having fun with what it could do. That's why things like the lobby scene kicked so much ass. It was like, "We've smashed the barriers of physics, now lets see what we can do with it!" And you had the fun human moments like the discussion during breakfast, the Cipher character, and so on. Neo was just a normal computer programmer who discovered the world around him wasn't real. More importantly, the movie was FUN.

    Now, the sequels tried to change that story into a post-apocalyptic sci-fi epic about an iconic Christ figure who lives and dies. Which leads me to the next point...

    * Nobody is freed, Trinity and Neo die, and we're left with the same situation we had at the beginning of the first movie. We've invested our attention to these three movies all for nothing. It was pointless. Why even have Trinity live in Reloaded? She should have stayed dead. It would have been more interesting to see how Neo copes with being unable to save her last time.

    I'm completely disenchanted with the Wachowskis. These two guys were considered genius filmmakers after the first movie. The second one was tolerated because we assumed everything that was put in it was for a reason, but it turns out they just dropped the ball on what could have been the most groundbreaking science-fiction trilogy since Star Wars.

    At least there's Return of the King this December.

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
    1. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Souliosis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm sorry but I had no trouble understanding all the parts you say have no explaination: *Neo stopped the sentinels because, apparently, his powers are not limited to just the matrix, but are actually in the real world too. Smith entered Bane by somehow hijacking the hardline or something I guess, I just kind of look at it as he found a way to the subway station (what the hell was with making the portal between worlds a subway station anyway?) and then entered the real world. I'll agree that these two points are rather hard to accept, but it is a movie. *The people of the matrix are freed. The Architect said the machines agreed to free all humans who wish to be freed now that the humans and machines are going to coexist peacefully. This was kind of what the entire movie was about. *I thought the ending Smith battle was perhaps the coolest part of any of the movies as far as the 'lets enjoy breaking the laws of physics' goes, but this is all up to personal opinion. *As I said, everyone is freed. Neo didn't die... At least I don't think he did. The Oracle says they will see him again, although nothing is expanded on there. In my own opinion I enjoyed this movie much more than Reloaded, which was so much damn talking I thought it was a soap opera. And yes, I can't wait for Return of the King too!

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      "If you read, you'll judge." --Kurt Cobain
    2. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by MattW · · Score: 4, Insightful

      None of the questions in Reloaded are answered. How does Neo really stop the Sentinels? How did Smith enter Bane? How did he get so powerful? It's all explained away with one or two sentences. We're just supposed to accept it because it's "symbolic" of something. Reloaded seemed to treat itself like a bridge to some sort of great explanation for everything in the third movie. Guess what? It never comes! What the fuck?


      Neo stops the sentinels because he was enlightened by the process of becoming the One. He sees the Matrix as what it is -- an input/output stream communicating with the senses, and sees it logically instead of allowing his senses to interpret it. It's very Eastern - the idea that the world is not what you simply perceive.

      Smith enters Bane by essentially hacking his brain. Realize that Neo empowered smith by destroying him, just as Smith symmetrically empowered Neo by killing him. Neo was a martyr who's death allowed him to transcend the "living" in the Matrix and realize that it was all just input. Neo's slaying of Smith was unorthodox, and showed Smith that people exposed themselves by being part of the system. So Smith uses that knowledge, and his amalgam of knowledge about human biology and such, to hack Bane's brain. It is, on one level, just a machine. They mention brain scarring and cross-synaptic firing in Bane's brain scan -- essentially, Smith rewired him, and it was possible because Bane had his brain wide open jacked into the Matrix. If you can die in the real world because you think you're dead in the Matrix, can't you become Smith in the real world because you think you've become him in the Matrix? If you accept the premise of the linking of those two worlds in the first place, this is not really a stretch.

      How did he get powerful? Everyone has boundaries in the Matrix. Neo is enlightened by his virtual death and transcends his senses. It gives him the second sight in full strength. Likewise, Neo destroys Smith's boundaries to 'enter' him. Smith gains the ability to 'enter' others and take them over, becoming a virus. Notice that his Neo-like powers come chronologically after he absorbs the Oracle. This is not coincidence. He needed Neo's enlightenment in full, so he took it from the only person he could get it from. But where Neo earned it, Smith had to steal it, because that's all a virus can do, is absorb. It doesn't evolve or grow or change.

      Zion is the focus because its the free world; everything else is 'controlled', whether virtual or real.

      Nobody is freed, Trinity and Neo die, and we're left with the same situation we had at the beginning of the first movie. We've invested our attention to these three movies all for nothing. It was pointless. Why even have Trinity live in Reloaded? She should have stayed dead. It would have been more interesting to see how Neo copes with being unable to save her last time.

      Trinity isn't human when she says that dying was fine, but she should have been telling Neo how good it was instead of apologizing for dying, and thanks for the second chance to be real? I dunno, I thought that scene was a LOT more touching and a lot less fake than EITHER of the first two movies Trinity-saves-Neo or Neo-saves-Trinity scenes.

    3. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by *weasel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      science fiction fans are generally unreceptive to fantastical powers in the 'real' world. hence they are looking for the explanation.

      Similarly the Wachowskis know that the implication (Zion isn't in -reality-, but is instead another layer of simulation) isn't a popular theme amongst the broad audience - who coincidentally don't mind science fantasy (case in point: Star Wars).

      And if science fantasy was their goal with the matrix (which one would doubt given their attention to detail) they would clearly realize how poorly scientific explanations of fantastical elements work out (case in point: Midichlorians)

      In the end, it really was an ability best left undiscussed.

      smith copied himself onto bane, an unplugged character -then- uploaded himself through the hardline. putting himself in bane's shoes initially is the actual leap in science for scifi fans. how could Smith do that when in M1 it was established that agents could only jump into plugged-in people?

      the ending fight was just more kung fu. it was all style with only slight implication. I thought it was a bit excessive, but other than that i didn't have a particular problem with it.

      coexistence is indeed the point of the movie, i don't quite understand the people who complain about it. it's as if they didn't hear Neo's speech at the end of The Matrix. (where it was quite clear that he wasn't out to destroy all machines).

      However i agree with the poster that the sequels lost all attachment to the people -in- the matrix. of course, this is only a complaint because a bad introduction to Zion left most audience members not caring at all about it.

      I mean, it's not like people were really attached the plugged-in masses in M1 - what with nary a complaint about the innocent cops and soldiers killed in droves when subdual was entirely possible. (they had their own load program and they couldn't think to bring tear gas, microwave weapons, or rubber bullets?).

      Now i'm not saying that M1 should have been a buddhist exercise in peaceful application of force - most people probably wouldn't have liked that nearly as much. I'm just pointing out that critics are complaining 'what about the plugged in people' precisely because we care even -less- about Zion.

      It's more a complaint that Reloaded introduced us to Zion as a whole poorly, and then didn't follow up with even any decently developed characters in Zion to give the audience an attachment. For comparison: no one really cared about the mass of rebels on Hoth, but the audience was drawn in because they wanted to see the main characters get away. But most of the fight for Zion happens away from the characters who got decent development.

      And while we're drawing SW parallels - the Wachowskis should've killed off Morpheus if all he was going to do is sit there for the whole movie. It was only in later script revisions that Lucas killed off Obi Wan on the death star in A New Hope - after he realized that Kenobi didn't -do- anything to propel the movie once Leia was rescued.

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    4. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Dimensio · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It goes back to what the Architect said in the first movie, that 99% of the people inside of the Matrix accepted it, even if only at a near-unconscious level. This means that 1% did not accept it and would wish to be released.

      The previous situation had those who wanted out being tossed out, but in a controlled fashion wherein they would be terminated before they could reach critical mass, sustaining a cycle. The new system, brought in through Neo's actions and manipulated into place by the Oracle, would allow those who wanted out to go out and rejoin a budding new human civilization. The machines would no longer have complete control, so the humans would truly be "free", where before they only thought that they were free.

    5. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by seanmeister · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Personally, I was hoping that the matirx and the humans were ALL the creation of an advanced AI program at MIT"

      Why just hope, when you can contribute?

  24. Spoilers! by tangent3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just watched it, thank goodness for time difference and living in the far east. Ok, here are the spoilers.

    1. Neo and Agent Smith beat the shit out of each other.
    2. Neo and Trinity kiss. Many times.
    3. Locke thinks Morpheus is a lunatic
    4. The sentinels lay waste to Zion's defense.
    5. Persephone was really cute.
    6. The Oracle bakes more cookies
    7. There is no spoon.

  25. back from a show by MattW · · Score: 4, Informative


    * Pacing is good, you don't feel like the movie gets bogged down (which I felt during the extended Zion scene of Reloaded, even though I liked most of its parts individually)

    * The ending is disappointing. I don't mean it's just lame, per se, but it isn't what you're really expecting, and it feels bad at first. If you stop and think things through, I think it actually makes good sense. In a way, it ends how it HAD to end.

    * Many things are never explained, and you expect them to be. Don't expect much in the way of logical explanation for a number of discrepancies. After Reloaded, you end up postulating a lot, "Well, it must be true that XXX, but how?" Well, Revolutions has characters saying, "XXX is how it is" plainly, but they don't explain why.

    Sadly, I don't think the vision was complete. The Wachowski's probably DON'T have the answers to the tough questions to make the Matrix picture 'fit', and so they fail to achieve the true suspension of disbelief that allows immersion, and that hurts them. It doesn't really matter how absurd your premises are when it is clear they are premises; you need internal consistency. Reloaded and Revolutions, as a unit, fail to delivery that.

    Put one way, this is a good movie. It is worth seeing, it has its moments, but it is not the mind-blowing, zen-moment conclusion that fans would have wanted. It does not sate the lust for action OR explanation, and so it comes up short.

    In a way, it feels like a rush or a march to the conclusion. The actual true ending DOES make sense, even despite being vaguely disappointing, but it also leaves a lot of unanswered questions.

  26. MUST NOT READ THREAD! by mjh · · Score: 4, Funny

    MUST NOT READ THREAD...
    Must not...

    <struggles with mouse>

    Aw, crap!

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  27. Proof that we do not live in the Matrix by jakedata · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the Matrix, all three of the Matrix movies would have rocked.

    1. Re:Proof that we do not live in the Matrix by setmajer · · Score: 5, Funny
      In the Matrix, all three of the Matrix movies would have rocked.

      Nonsense. As Agent Smith says, "Human beings define their reality through misery and suffering."

      Had two big-budget Hollywoood sequels rocked, we'd have all rejected the illusion and woken up.

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  28. Here's a positive review... by lysium · · Score: 4, Informative
    The Diamondback has a glowing review up. Here's a blurb:

    It is thematically and philosophically the strongest of the entire trilogy, and accomplishes as much more subtly than its predecessors. Viewers were confronted with great ethical dilemmas and metaphysical conundrums in the form of 'in-your-face' one liners and headache-inducing dialogues in the first two Matrix films, but Revolutions takes a different approach. Its depth and philosophical richness comes in the strength of its visual metaphors and an intriguing storyline pulling on everything from the Bible to The Wizard of Oz, grounding the story in cultural identification and modern mythmaking.

    Sounds good to me. I don't like professional critics, anyway.

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  29. He spoke in amphibolies by *weasel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the architect, like the oracle, spoke in amphibolies. that is what he said had an obvious, false, meaning, and a hidden, true, meaning.

    the architect was seemingly saying what you so neatly summed up - but what he was actually saying was:

    humans have free will but they don't realize it. they make impulsive decisions but don't know why. they are slaves to the ideas they use to justify their impulsive decisions -after- they've made them. they don't actually think freely, and they certainly don't act freely.

    he was reinforcing what the oracle already said when she told neo he had already made his decision, but didn't yet understand why.

    the key was that he wasn't -actually- choosing right then. he had previously decided he loved trinity (perhaps solely through suggestion), and love means selfless sacrifice. he also hated the machines and didn't want to be connected to them, even if the two are codependent. so he justifies his gut reaction with the ideas, and then can 'understand' why he does what he does.

    Were Neo making his decisions by free will he'd know 'why' -before- his actions, and according to the Oracle he would be able to see past them, seeing the entirety of the world without time.

    Neo does pretty much only what he is expected and told to do throughout Reloaded. What makes it so painful to watch, was trying to convey -why- it was painful. The Merovingian likewise had an amphiboly laden sililoquoy that covered -roughly- the same ground.

    The problems with Reloaded were pacing, editing, and tension. The Architect and the Merovingian pretty much covered the same topics, so one of them was wholly redundant. Leaving both of them in turned much of the movie into a drag.

    Note how few times someone gets a 5 minute dialogue in a sterile sequence in The Matrix. It doesn't happen. Good editing and tight writing kept the exposition to a marriage of dialogue, example, and visuals. Morpheus -showed- at least as much about what 'reality' and 'the matrix' were to Neo in the load and sparring programs as he conveyed through dialogue. The Architect and Merovingian did not.

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  30. Fan reaction by bobdotorg · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw it in Westwood (a trendy part of Los Angeles) and there was a video crew filming fan reactions outside the theater.

    "Give us your opinion of the movie," they asked.

    I replied, "How about this, I give you the finger, and you give me my $9.75 back."

    I suspect I won't make the final edit for the commercial.

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  31. Just saw it, loved it. Here's the story, SPOILER by dougnaka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm a Matrix fan. I've loved every Matrix movie that's come out. Highly entertaining, wildly energetic, and beautifully played out. The Agent Smith fight scene had amazing visuals that stood independent of the special effects. The story continues the Reloaded twist, without throwing any unsuspected curve balls into the mix.
    If you're a Matrix fan, of course you'll see it, and I recommend you do.
    Neo wakes up inside a section between the Machine word and the "Real" world, called the train station. His body is still lying in sick bay and he shows brain activity like someone jacked in, but they search the Matrix and can't find him. He meets a "family" of AI who were making sacrifices to save their "daughter".
    They are doing it because they love, and Neo learns that programs can have the same connection as humans do that they call love.
    There's some real connecting done in the train station that provides the basis for the hope of peace between the machines and the humans.
    Morpheus and Trinity are summoned by the Oracle, who has a new body, it's later implied that frenchie (the Marovingian? sp?) forced her to.
    They meet with her, she tells them where Neo is, and take her body gaurd kung foo guy with them to find the train driver, to rescue Neo.
    They find him and give a short chase, but he gets away. He goes and picks up the family at the train station, and tells Neo he doesn't get to go.
    Neo acts like he doesn't want to throw the guy a beatin, but the train guy tells Neo how he built this place and he's god there, and apparantly he is, and Neo gets a good stomach punch into the wall from him. Neo's stuck, and Morpheus, Trinity and kung foo body guard guy dont know what to do. Kungo foo joe recommends going back to the Oracle, and Trinity says why, we konw what to do. They go beat their way into the techno S&M club where the Marovingian hangs, and negotiate a trade. He wants the Oracles eyes for Neo's release.
    Trinity gets impatient and they crack some skulls, and she ends pulling off an awesome catch of a mid air Berretta and putting it firmly in the Marovingian's forehead.
    She negotiates a new deal, and it cuts to them rescueing Neo from train station. Meanwhile the physical world agent smith has woken up, and "doesn't remember anything".
    Commander tough recommends the doctor give him something to help, and it's back inside the Matrix where they're rushing to get out, when Neo says he has to see the Oracle. He meets her, they talk. He asks some good questions, the gist is she chose to help them out, and is taking some big risks because she wants what Neo wants, peace. Then on to Neo getting unjacked from the Matrix. Quick note, when did they jack him in?
    He was in the Matrix from the train station, where he arrived when he used his powers outside the Matrix. They ask Neo some questions but he says he needs some time, and retires to his crappy little room to think. Occaisonally there are flashes of him thinking and crazy electrical lines all over, and then the recurring theme of the 3 power lines running off into the mountains.
    After they question human agent smith, they meet and decide to head back to Zion.
    Neo comes in and tells them he knows what he has to do. He has to take a ship and go to the machine city, commander tough thinks he's crazy, and tells him no way he's gettin his ship. Naiobi lets Neo have her ship, which just needed a jump start after they found her and her crew. Back to sick bay, the medic chick goes to give
    the agent smith guy a shot, he asks what its for, she says to help him remember, he says what if he don't wanna remember, what if he did the EMP blast, he'd be scared, which means he doesn't want the shot, so she should be scared, then he stabs her with a scalple, and she promptly dies. He takes off. Captain tough guys ship is going to be piloted by Naiobi through some really tight holes so they can sneak past the sentinals to get back to Zion, and Neo and Trinity, who insisted on going with Neo, are going to the machine

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  32. Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by Kjella · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is, you've already seen 2/3rd of the triology. Would you really put down a book after 2/3rds, or stop watching a show after 2/3rds of the season? I wouldn't, either I'd stop rather quickly or follow it through. At least not a show with development that is, like e.g. 24. A show where you can miss 10 eps and it'll still be the same basic gag, like Friends, Seinfeld or Frasier is different.

    In a triology, the second film is usually the worst. The first is "new", and the last has all the big "final/ultimate" scenes. The second is well.. it's usually just more of the same. Maybe Matrix: Revolution is an exception to the rule, but it's not really all that stupid to find out.

    The problem is, I want to know what happens to Neo and Trinity. Good, bad story, I still want to
    "know". Of course you might say that is silly and that it's just a movie and it doesn't matter. But if you don't care about what you're watching, why do it at all? And I want to see the last of the LotR films too, even if all the critics say it's a complete and utter turkey (which I don't think they will, but anyway). Just human nature, I think...

    Kjella

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  33. "Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 5, Funny

    But that's Hollywood for you - you can't just make one great movie and leave it alone. You have to squeeze every dollar out of the franchise while you can!

    I agree. Last time I was at a bookstore, I even noticed that Lord of the Rings, this masterpiece of an epic, is already out in book form. :-(

    Pathetic what lengths commercialization will go to these days. There's just no leaving good movies alone anymore.

    1. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by Ungulate · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd just like to point out that this post is a classic example of the ORIGINAL definition of "troll" - posting something so incredibly stupid that anyone with a sense of humor should be able to figure out it's a joke, and then reading the replies from the people who didn't get it.

      Somewhere along the way, "troll" became synonymous with "flamebait", and internet vocabularly lost an invaluable word.

      I originally posted this as an AC like a dumbass.

  34. Maybe a remkae of the 1984 Game Alternate Reality by taradfong · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ever play 'Alternate Reality' on the Atari 8 bit computers? This epic game was to end with a realization that you're in a matrix-like cocoon. The creator of the game, Phil Price, evidently met the W. brothers, and (quote)

    I did talk to two guys while at a restaurant in Westwood [In LA , near UCLA, it's the core of Hollywood]. I explained to them AR and it storyline, ideas and the Hollywood movie Dark City simularities to some of it and it's differences [i.e. things I think they did wrong in that movie that made it a bomb in the box office]. They listened intently, and one of them remarked to me (as they smiled to each other) was that "ideas can't be copyrighted". Matrix came out a few years later, I very much doubt they were the two brothers who came up with Matrix, but it made me wonder after Matrix came out.

    see this for many more comparisons between the two.

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    Does it hurt to hear them lying? Was this the only world you had?
  35. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by *weasel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I agree wholeheartedly that the predominant problem with the matrix sequels was too much money, and too little critical opposition in the development stage.

    The Matrix worked as a standalone film because it was hard pressed to convey its ideas in an accessible manner with a tight storyline that didn't dwell or indulge its philsophical excess. Blatant references to philosophy and religion stuck to concepts familiar to nearly any audience: christianity, buddhism, alice in wonderland. Many deeper metaphors exist, (baudrillard, bohm, gibson, ploughman, gnostic christianity) but the key there is they were -subtle-.

    (a neat matrix reference... reference here)

    Aside: Most people who find the Matrix to be merely philosophy 101 have clearly only a 100-level familiarity with philosophy themselves. The rest are simply arrogant :p

    The deeper questions, concepts, and correlations to mathetmatics and religion are unequivocably there.

    I digress: The average film audience member does not associate with causality, nor with the concept of conscious free will and unconscious impulse. Hence, those deeper blantant dialogues in the sequels aren't well received. They exemplify the cardinal sin of those sequences: too much high level exposition, not enough subtle metaphor, bad pacing.

    Morpheus explained the concept of virtual reality to Neo at high level, implying the low level, while taking him on a visually impressive whirlwind ride through postapocalyptic earth. He explained the rules of the matrix and hinted at the implications during a fight. He explained the prophecy and hinted at the undertones in bits and pieces across several scenes.

    The merovingian covered causality for 3 straight minutes over dessert, with only a thin layer of metaphor. It's no wonder people didn't like it.

    Well that, and we are never meant to believe any character is -actually- in danger in reloaded except trinity when she is falling. How Morpheus and trinity survived so long against upgrades when they fell so quickly against the old versions killed a bit of drama as well.

    Thirteenth floor and Existenz were both movies that dealt in recursive or nested realities, and neither received the large audience success of the matrix. though 13th floor was fairly well done, the ending seemed cinematically cheap (though i didn't mind the implication, i thought it trivialized the first 90 minutes, and resting on a gimmick like that kills rewatchability). Existenz was just sloppy.

    That said, the clear trend is that a more accessible movie leads to more box office success. The wachowskis are, after all, trying to reach the largest possible audience. By leaving the interpretation of reality being a Blue Matrix open they both engage those of us who want to look deeper, and hold onto the larger audience who has no interest.

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  36. Better than second at least by JFMulder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Almost as good as the first one? Not sure yet.

    With that said, I can say that Revolution will go down as one of the best, it not the best sci-fi finale ever for a trilogy. (LOTR doesn't count, as it's fantasy). Much better than episode 6 of Star Wars, and probably better than what the finale of the prequels will be.

    Contrary to what other people say, I don't believe there are any holes at the end of the movie.

    *** SPOILER ALERT ***
    First of all, for all of those that said that the machine didn't care that their food could go bye-bye, well, that's not a plot hole, it was EXPLAINED why they accept so in the architect rant at the end of the 2nd one.

    Second, why should we know what happens with Zion? Do you really need to see them have another rave of something? They'll rebuild what they can, and that's it. No need to do some cheesy crossfades of clips of people rebuilding the city. Those who want to be unplugged from the Matrix will be, and will live with the humans, as the Architect and the Oracle say at the end. What Neo, and Trinity and Morpheus and everyone wanted most of all to give is CHOICE. CHOICE to be part of the Matrix or not. It's not as if people were badly treaten inside the Matrix. They were happy and everything. The difference between what will go on after the end of the 3rd movie and what was going on before is that humans were hunted and killed when they rejected the Matrix, as they serve no purpose to the machines anymore. Now they will be allowed to be free. It's not as if everyone is going to disconnect from the Matrix all at once.

    Anyway, having everyone disconnect would be a really bad idea because after all, the earth is destroyed, there's no hope to get it cleaned up and livable. If they want to live in that mess, FINE, now it's THEIR CHOICE TO DO so. They're not forced to be in the Matrix anymore.

    Also, face it Neo is dead. For once, the hero dies in a movie. And I'm glad he did, because seeing him back with the rest of the people Zion would just feel so cheesy. Anyway, for those who doubt he's dead, I'm pretty sure there's gonna be an entry on IMDB soon about how this film as a connection with King Arthur's story. Notice how when his body was carried at the end on a machine ship it looked oddly like when Arthur is laying on a ship and going to the sea when he dies?

  37. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by pVoid · · Score: 5, Interesting
    And I agree with you wholeheartedly.

    I must add my $0.02 though. Here goes...

    The first time I saw MR, I was very dissappointed. The reason I was dissappointed was because there was so much action going on outside the matrix. I missed the M1 feeling of a Noire Detective story with myriads of mysteries... But I soon realized that was the key to enjoying the Matrix trilogy... M1 *was* a Noire Detective story, just like M2 was more of an action movie, a movie where the matrix itself was being exploited... an answer to everyone's internal desire to kick ass inside the matrix, now that we had disspelled that our world was just virtual.

    The MRevs was yet another genre, it was about the fight for Zion... it was an Epic. Just like The Return of the King. And the scenes in it are great as far as an epic goes if you ask me.

    The plot holes are annoying at best, but really they aren't so much bigger then the questions left pending at the end of M1.

    Also, without digressing, I would like to mention that it is my firm belief M1 wasn't made with the intent of being the first of part of a trilogy... I believe the trilogy idea came later (when money started pouring in).

    Despite that though, I would like to say MRevs was much better than M2 in the sense that it managed to return somewhat to the M1 mentality of "we aren't here to answer your questions... to tell you exactly why everything is the way it is. We're here to show you another story, put some unbelievable facts out in the open and leave you wondering."

    I personally really liked the idea of there being sentient programs who basically come to live in the matrix as if it were a vacation resort of some sort. And the ideas raised in this one are just as valid - and arguably (by some, not me) - just as shallow (or deep) as the ones in the matrix.

    All in all, it's very ironic to watch everyone practically spit on the screen because they came here expecting a movie like the M1... that story's already been told. If you wanted to see the Matrix again, go watch it again. How very typical of western culture to feel a great emotion for something, and then demand feeling that same emotion again... it's simply impossible: and that is why the M2|3 will never live up to some people's expectations.

  38. Return of the Matrix -- The Sequel, Episode $$$ by plover · · Score: 4, Funny

    Return of the Matrix -- The Sequel, Episode $$$

    Scene I

    Setting: In the swamps of Zion.

    Morpheus: [ with much spit and slobber ]
    B-b-b-b-b ... Neo! Yousa da one!

    Neo: [ questioningly ]
    Dude?

    Morpheus:
    Yousa gonna teach Z-z-z-zion howza fight! B-b-b-b-b-b!

    Neo: [ righteously ]
    Dude.

    Trinity:
    Help us, Johnny Mnemonic! You're our only hope!

    Neo: [ emphatically ]
    Dude!

    Scene II

    Setting: In the Matrix world, which looks suspiciously like Rivendell placed on the Forest Moon of Endor.

    Agent Smith:
    Hobbits ... are a disease. And I -- we -- are the cure.

    Neo: [ puzzled ]
    Dude?

    [ Agent SMITH divides like an amoeba, but unsuccessfully. The second Agent MINI-SMITH is only 1/4 the size of the original. ]

    Mini-Smith:
    Ki-yii!
    [ Uses martial arts to punch and kick NEO, along with the larger SMITH. ]

    Neo: [ startled ]
    Dudes!

    [ Fighting ensues. At each punch at a SMITH, the SMITH divides into more MINI-SMITHS. The MINI-SMITHS mainly try to bite NEO's crotch. ]

    Neo: [ pleading ]
    Dudes!!??!!

    [ All the population of ZION appears. Most of them look like Ewoks. Most of the Ewoks of ZION are wearing pink.]

    Ewoks of Zion: [ caringly ]
    Ooooo! They're so cute!!!

    [ ZION swarms MINI-SMITHS ]

    Mini-Smiths:
    Nooooo!!
    [ MINI-SMITHS run away; as they are beaten they are dividing into more MICRO-MINI-SMITHS on the way. ]

    Neo: [ victoriously ]
    Dudes!!!

    SCENE III

    Setting: A parade field in the landing bay of an Imperial Star Destroyer.

    Trinity:
    For bravery in the face of danger, and the best played game of 3D Tic-Tac-Toe Hogwarts has seen in many a year, I award you this diploma. No, wait, you get the medal.

    [ TRINITY kisses NEO ]
    Neo: [ lustily ]
    Dudette!

    Ewoks:
    Awwww!

    [ EWOKS break into joyous song of celebration. Roll credits. ]

    SCENE IV

    Setting: Theatre lobbies around the nation.

    Audience: [ waving pitchforks and brandishing torches ]
    We want our money back!

    Wachowskis: [ laughing, on the way to bank ]
    Ka-ching, suckers! Did you really think it would end any other way?

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    John
  39. What really happened by bfootdav · · Score: 4, Interesting
    OK folks, I think a lot of you are missing what the trilogy was really about. First off, it has nothing to do with humans. Yep, the humans are just batteries. The trilogy is actually a struggle pitting the oracle against the architect. What the oracle wants is for rogue programs (the ones to be deleted) to be able to live free in the matrix. The final scene where the architect agrees to let those who want to be free be free, he is referring to rogue programs i.e. they won't be deleted now. The oracle has manipulated everything from the beginning, including setting up Agent Smith as the super agent (thanks to Neo's merging with him in the first movie). By making him such a bad ass he would be able to destroy the Architect's "perfect" matrix (and the batteries which would be bad also) the Oracle is able to force the Arhitect's hand and get him to let rogue programs "live" free. The fact that Zion was saved was completely irrelevant except as a motivating force to get Neo to go through with the final merging.

    In fact when Agent Smith has Neo down and then, against his will, makes the exact same statement that the Oracle had made earlier, Neo gets it. He understands that he is to merge with Agent Smith/Oracle thus bringing an end to her fight with the Architect. The problem most people are having is assuming an anthrocentric take on the movie. The humans are lost, they are batteries, Zion cannot prevail and will never do so. The people who make up Zion (pod escapees) are only useful as a consequence of the imperfection necessary in the Matrix program to keep the pod people happy. As the Arhitect said it was a dangerous game the Oracle had played.

    Fucking brilliant.