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'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today

shelleymonster writes "The Matrix Revolutions was released worldwide at 9 AM EST today. With a running time of 2 hr. 9 min., I'm expecting the /. reviews to start pouring in around 11:30. Since critics are saying things like, "Matrix finale could put you back in a coma," and, "The final episode is a slam-bang, dreary mess," I'm curious to hear some real fans' reactions." Many readers have pointed to the BBC's review; they were not amused. Were you? Update: 11/05 17:17 GMT by T : Read on for one reader's (spoiler-free) first impression. wickedweasel writes "Just came from one of the first showings of Matrix: Revolutions (Germany, don't know why, but it started 2:30 pm here) and came by to drop some comments (no spoilers). To cut it short: not even close to the first one, and honestly spoken way worse than the second one (which wasn't _that_ bad). The ones looking for cool action will hardly find any, neither will the ones who came for the story (like me) be satisfied. Only a few good scenes in and around Zion, some quite big plot holes and unfinished threads and, most important, an unsatisfying end, to say the least. I guess I'll be flamed for my opinion by the die-hard-fans, but hear this: I once considered myself one too until I saw this."

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  1. Doesn't look promising by l810c · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The Tomatometer is currently at 38/100. In contrast, Matrix I was 86% and Reloaded was 73%.

    I though Reloaded was a huge drop off from the orignal and this one may be a huge disappointment. Too bad, because the orignal was one of the best SciFi movies in Years.

    The machines are attacking tomorrow, lets have a Rave.

    1. Re:Doesn't look promising by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Informative

      Keep in mind that Rotten Tomatoes just takes the average. As more reviews are added, you'll have a better idea of the score.

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    2. Re:Doesn't look promising by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the scariest thing is that I haven't heard a single, unqualified bit of praise for the film so far. It's not like people love it or hate it, just that they either hate it or can tolerate sitting through it...

      But that's Hollywood for you - you can't just make one great movie and leave it alone. You have to squeeze every dollar out of the franchise while you can!

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    3. Re:Doesn't look promising by Carewolf · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've just been to the premier. The movie is not bad, at least not the first hour of it, but please for your own sake leave the cinema before the last half hour. There were several times during the end of movie, when I was thinking: "Now it can't get any worse", but I was proven wrong.

      At a supposedly really tragic scene by the end of the movie, the scene dragged on for so long that the hardcore fans present started to laugh, and when it dragged on even further, to shout: "Just die for crist sake!". I am not sure if is supposed to look like that, the scene seemed to loop 3 or 4 times.

      I end it self doesnt make any real sense, or rather it makes less sense than making electricity from humans.

    4. Re:Doesn't look promising by anacron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Tomatometer is currently at 38/100. In contrast, Matrix I was 86% and Reloaded was 73%.

      Maybe this is why Warner Brothers wanted a worldwide simultaneous release. They effectively mitigated their risk that the opinions of audiences in one country would adversely affect sales revenues in other countries.

      In essence, the movie sucked, they knew it, and used the gimmick of the worldwide simultaneous release to increase first-weekend sales to the point that it wouldn't matter if everyone thought the movie sucked.

      .anacron

    5. Re:Doesn't look promising by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Informative

      But that's Hollywood for you - you can't just make one great movie and leave it alone. You have to squeeze every dollar out of the franchise while you can!

      Yeah, they're really "squeezing every dollar out of the franchise" by making the third movie in a story designed to be a trilogy.

    6. Re:Doesn't look promising by The_K4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I disagree, i think that was the best sceen of the movie. The "bunch of big words" were chosen very carefully so that they could be interpreted quite litteraly; however they also have many levels of meaning, if you really listen to that conversation and think about all the possibilities the architect reveals, it's a great sceen. This also opens up the concept of creating the matrix and just how precarious the control the machines have is. I think this sceen was perfect. :)

    7. Re:Doesn't look promising by nikhil_g · · Score: 3, Informative

      just saw it at an IMAX screen in Singapore, can only say that you would need that backup plan of dinner and drinks..

      Though on the IMAX vs normal 35mm angle, I am wondering if its really worth it to see it on IMAX. What differnce does it make in the viewing experience? This sequel is definitely not worth watching again for comparisons between IMAX and the normal screens, but anybody seen some movie in both formats and liked one over the other?

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    8. Re:Doesn't look promising by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So... let's get this straight:

      a) You saw "The Matrix" and liked it.

      b) You saw the sequel and DIDN'T like it.

      c) You STILL PAID to see the 3rd film, but you paid EVEN MORE this time.

      Do you realise that THERE'S NOTHING BUT YOUR OWN STUPIDITY that's making you give Hollywood your money.

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    9. Re:Doesn't look promising by E_elven · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was lame because they didn't use Gentoo for the Matrix! The architect would probably not even have to worry about restarting it if he wasn't using some lame AILiberatedBSD for his Beowulf. Stupid architect. Gentoo rules OK.

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    10. Re:Doesn't look promising by krist0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      i guess the subliminal messages planeted in the movies works.

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    11. Re:Doesn't look promising by Shalda · · Score: 3, Funny

      The final two installments of the Matrix remind me of poi. Poi, for those of you not familiar with it, is a pudding like concoction made in Hawaii (I believe from taro root) and served at luaus. While attending my first luau some years ago, I was urged to try the poi, despite it's lutefisk like reputation so that I could "impugn it with authority". And so, like so many other things which are inexplicably popular, I will be making a trip to the local cinema (for a matinee) so I can authoritatively tell everyone just how bad it was.

    12. Re:Doesn't look promising by adamfranco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But that's Hollywood for you - you can't just make one great movie and leave it alone.

      This is the thing that is most sad about the current situation with the Matrix. If they would have just let the original stand alone, it would forever go down as one of the top movies of all time. All its open-ended questions would continue to keep people coming back to it for years (I've seen it probably 20 times so far).

      The advent of the sequels simply ruins the aura and mystery surrounding the original by explaining away most of the parts that could be taken as insightful or even philosophical and replacing them with crap that is trying way too hard to sound philosophical.

      On top of all that, Keanu was incredible in the first one precisely because he was playing a char actor that was supposed to have no clue what was going on (his only mode of acting) and that was being pushed by others to his destiny. Now that he has reached that destiny, he just looks like an out-of-his-intellectual-league nitwit like he does in Speed and all the rest of his movies. Watch the SNL Celebrity Jeprody episode featuring "Keanu" for an intelligent critique of him as an actor. ;-)

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    13. Re:Doesn't look promising by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Informative

      The original Matrix movie, while designed to be the first part in a trilogy, was specifically made so it could be a standalone movie if it needed to. The idea was that if the movie did shittily, they wouldn't feel pressured put out the sequels, and if it did well, they'd release the other two and finish the storyline.

    14. Re:Doesn't look promising by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 2, Funny

      Carlin kicks a$$ in that scene.

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    15. Re:Doesn't look promising by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The story wasn't designed to be a trilogy.

      The Wachowskis had a general idea for a serial, episodic adventure, and they originally concieved it for comics, but decided to write one as a movie, setting up the world. They said they put every action movie idea they had into it.

      They didn't have finished scripts for sequels. It's been stated they just had some ideas bouncing in their heads. They may have had the idea to write to other movies, but then why was the original plan to film a prequel then a sequel? That's right, because they really DIDN'T have this thing fleshed out. They decided to let the Animatrix take care of prequel matters and fill things out for two sequels after all (probably Joel Silver's idea).

      I think it's obvious when watching the sequels that it really had the "we made this up just to further the Matrix universe for another movie" feel to it.

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    16. Re:Doesn't look promising by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not everyone who dislikes the 'architect scene' were too feeble-minded to understand it.

      That's a particularly arrogant stance.

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    17. Re:Doesn't look promising by GooseKirk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hey now, I'm articulate, and I'll defend Point Break over Revolutions. Sorry, this was just a passing mention in your message, but defending Point Break is sort of a hobby of mine. Yes, I need to get out more.

      But consider: Point Break is an amazing film. Not a "good" film, but still amazing. Take three of the worst actors in Hollywood - Keanu, Swayze, and Gary Busey - and write an inane script about surfing bank robbers, and somehow produce a loud, stupid, but thoroughly entertaining and fun film from start to finish. On paper, Point Break should be just about the worst movie ever made, but somehow it isn't. Director Kathryn Bigelow put enough into it that it not only works on its own level - it does what it set out to do, perfectly - but it also succeeds above and beyond with at least one of the best chase scenes ever filmed. And unlike Revolutions, there isn't really a dull moment.

      Revolutions, on the other hand, tried to be deep sci-fi and failed miserably. Unlike Point Break, which took terrible actors and made them watchable in a fun, goofy way, the Wachowskis just let the bad actors suck and made the good actors suck, too (like Fishburne's big speech in Zion). There wasn't a single scene in Zion that was better than a shitty, boring episode of some Star Trek franchise show, except you got to see nipples during the rave. Even its action scenes, besides the burly brawl and the semi collision, were pretty dull. Some of the martial arts wire work, supposedly what the Matrix does so well, was awful and laughable, so it couldn't even succeed on its own level as well as Point Break.

      I actually really liked the Architect scene, though - I thought it was good "Prisoner"-esque fun, and one of the high points of the movie. Still... as counterintuitive as it might seem, I'd argue that Kathryn Bigelow could teach the Wachowskis a few things.

    18. Re:Doesn't look promising by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 5, Funny

      And if there's one thing NO ONE wants to see, it's wrinkly old Palpatine nak...oh, wait - wrong franchise.

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    19. Re:Doesn't look promising by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thing with Poi is, it's not meant to be eaten as an entree. Use it as kind of a dip for pork, fish or whatever.. it's good! :)

    20. Re:Doesn't look promising by soulsteal · · Score: 4, Funny

      To hell with that!

      I, for one, welcome our naked, wrinkly, Palpatine overlord.

  2. Better than the second, first is still the best... by Daniel+Wood · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here, in Colorado Springs, Revolutions started showing at 7:20AM. Caught the first showing for $3.75(Early Bird Price).

    The ending certainly was not what was expected. Decent none the less. Certainly better than the second one. But once again, nothing in comparison to the original.

    The dialog at the end with Agent Smith was great. Best part of the movie, IMHO.

  3. But... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can't just review it. You have to realize... there is no movie.

    1. Re:But... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "You can't just review it. You have to realize... there is no movie."

      Yeah the reviewers are saying that too.

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  4. This was my favorite quote by pheared · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The Wachowski brothers have delivered a dud so disappointing, they may as well have bussed in Ewoks to save Zion"

  5. Review by spuke4000 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I read this on Rotten Tomatoes today:

    "So disappointing they may as well have bussed in Ewoks to save Zion."

    Made me laugh.

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  6. they set the movie open by atari2600 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well i saw it yesterday (sneak preview) - tell you what? go with 0 expectations and it will be almost alright. Without spoiling anything, all i can tell you people is that don't be surprised or fall dead if you see Matrix 4 (Matrix: Ultimatum) or something come out in the next year.

  7. If you are too let down... by glgraca · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...go rent Dark City to compensate.

    1. Re:If you are too let down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dark. City. You. Mean. The Movie. Where. Keifer. Sutherland. Talks. Like. This. And. Is. More. Annoying. Than. That. Kid. In. The. Wheelchair. In. Malcolm. In. The. Middle?

  8. I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by andres32a · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Growing up to see Revolutions is like growing up to realize that your dad is an alcoholic instead of the superhero you once thought he was.
    To all of you who haven't seen this movie... DON'T. Re-Watch Matrix and Reloaded and the Animatrix a thousand times. But stay clear of this one.
    You may be thinking: "IT IS INEVITABLE". And you are probably right. You'll still see this movie.
    But despite all the talk about fate, chance and karma, the moral of this story is that if you can't tell what is going on or why, the movie plain sucks. If you're thinking about how cold and wet the actors must have been while shooting a fight scene in a giant puddle, well... you see my point.

    God, this movie was dissapointing. It is supposed to be about faith but it ended up destroying all my faith in Hollywood

    1. Re:I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by jason0000042 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... it ended up destroying all my faith in Hollywood

      You had what in what?

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  9. I just saw it. by blackmonday · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just saw the 6:30 Am screening in Glendale, CA. My take: the 2nd best of the series. Less phony Kung Fu, more Sci-fi-ish. Fewer overt religious overtones. Overall, the most fantastic CGI I have ever seen. Not all is wrapped up nicely, so don't expect to understand everything when the credits start rolling.

    A movie at 6:30 AM, what's wrong with me?

    1. Re:I just saw it. by rhakka · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Fewer overt religious overtones."

      You, sir, are quite obviously smoking crack. The only way they could have made more religious overtones is if Neo decided to dress like the Pope. I mean seriously man, the second one left things up for interpetation.. "Is Zion still in the matrix, or does Neo really have magic powers outside of the matrix now?".. and now he's the second coming of christ. Fan fucking tastic.

    2. Re:I just saw it. by xdroop · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...and now he's the second coming of christ.

      You mean the sixth coming of christ.

      Oh wait, there was that original feller somewhere around the time we went from BC to AD... so Neo is the seventh coming of christ.

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  10. About the same as Reloaded by Keith+Mickunas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I saw it Monday night, and I feel it was similar to Reloaded. Not quite the same as far as fight scenes go. But then again it was pretty clear that a simple fight was not going to settle things between Neo and Agent Smith. I was surprised about Trinity though.

    Still, both were a let down from the Matrix. To much mysticism type stuff, where his powers extended beyond the matrix. Matrix stuff crossing over into the real world just didn't make a lot of sense.

    1. Re:About the same as Reloaded by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
      The actual explanation is that the whole Matrix is hosted as a process on VMware, so we're going to see Episode 4: The Linatrix

      (where Neo and Trinity find out that Agent Smith and the Oracle are one and the same, and both were bought out and installed in the Microsoft/Borg hive mind, 'cause by this time, bgates owns ALL the money in the world!!!)

      People are complaining about the plot spoiler at the BBCs' site. As far as I could see, the plot started to spoil part-way thru eposode 2.

  11. Better than Reloaded... by dagnabit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...but I still like the original the best.

    Some great action and effects, but like with Reloaded, they gave away a lot in trailers and on the late-night show "clips"... so not a lot of surprises IMO.

    The theater I went to was pretty full (6 am here in San Diego). One loser watching Reloaded on his laptop got a lot of laughs from people. Two dudes came in dressed as Neo and Agent Smith, but they were pretty cool about the whole thing.

    The best part - they were only charging matinee pricing of 6.50 to see it!

  12. This is /. by core+plexus · · Score: 5, Funny
    "... I'm expecting the /. reviews to start pouring in around 11:30.

    You forget, this is /. and waiting to see the movie before reviewing it would be like reading the article before commenting on it.

    -cp-

    President Bush to Liberate Alaska

  13. Wouldn't you? by shoptroll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the world was ending the next day wouldn't you be making the best of the situation? At least thats what one of my friends pointed out when I said I didn't explain the overly long party/sex scene in reloaded, aptly titled "Celebrating Humanity" or something like that in the DVD.

    In terms of the series degrading, I'm probably seeing Revolutions this weekend, but it's to be expected. The original was fresh, original and hadn't been done before. To try and top that along with the percieved expectations people have for the sequels is crazy.

    To quote The Matrix "It's going to work, because no one's every done this before". 'nuff said. That's why the 1st rules, and everyone hasn't liked the rest.

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  14. Just a thought by JayBlalock · · Score: 5, Interesting
    (Disclaimer, I haven't seen it yet, just speculating)

    One thing that's interesting about the Matrix movies is that they've become a LOT of different things to a lot of different people. Thanks to the Wachowskis rather brilliant blending of pop culture, Campbell, Jung, Christianity, and Buddhism, they're movies that can resonate with people on so many different levels. Just look at the various articles that've been written since 1999 interpreting the movies and you can see it. You could almost believe these people are seeing different films under the same name.

    The problem though, is that a finale, by its nature, must be conclusive. It has to have at least some answers to the big questions. And if (SPECULATING) for example, you were wanting to see a Taoist "balance" ending, and it turns out to be a western-style Good-triumphs-over-Evil, then you're going to be disappointed. Or if you consider the philosophical questions about Causality and Fate more important than the skeleton plot, if the movie is too action-heavy you're going to be irritated that it doesn't solve the philosophical quandaries. (or vice-versa in either situation, obviously)

    So, while I won't know for myself until about 4 this afternoon, I suspect the problem is not going to be one of Revolutions being a bad\disappointing movie, but that there is simply no way that the Wachowskis could wrap it up and provide a satisfactory conclusion to ALL the "movies" which the Matrix has become to its viewers.

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    1. Re:Just a thought by Syberghost · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thanks to the Wachowskis rather brilliant blending of pop culture, Campbell, Jung, Christianity, and Buddhism, they're movies that can resonate with people on so many different levels.

      Which of these two definitions of "brilliant" did you mean:

      2. (Print.) The smallest size of type used in England printing. [1913 Webster]

      3. A kind of cotton goods, figured on the weaving. [1913 Webster]

      Because I know you didn't mean the first definition for it.

  15. Re:I dislike The Matrix. by mtrupe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sci-Fi flicks with big budgets are rarely the best movies around. The Matrix (I) was an exception, and I was hoping that II was just more plot.

    If critics don't like III then that could be a good things. Critics never like any of my favorite movies.

  16. Should have ended this way by Allaran · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too bad I didn't think of this, but I thought it deserved to be here on Slashdot in case you don't read everything: You mean it doesn't end with Keanu Reeves waking up, turning to Alex Winter and saying "Bill, I just had a most excellent dream!"? Shame.

  17. The critics don't have a really good track record by drblunt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Need I remind you folks that both Citizen Kane and It's a Wonderful Life were destroyed by the critics? (Citizen Kane's destruction had a wee bit to do with the fact that it was loosely based on William Randolph Hearst, who was a media magnate.)
    But, eh, WTF, if it sucks it sucks, they're still getting at least $5 outta me.>br> -Doc

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  18. Just got back... by chuckw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just got back from the 6:00am showing of the movie and I was pretty impressed. Nothing was overdone like the big fight scene in Reloaded. There were some great twists and turns. The back channel plots were great and the end came together beautifully. It was also very academic in some respects, which probably explains why general audiences (read "unwashed masses") won't "get" it. You don't necessarily have to be glued to every word to understand what's going on, but it helps having seen the other two movies along with the Animatrix a few times. You should definitely not go into the movie expecting it to be a self contained story.

    In a lot ways, I understand the bad reviews. It's a lot like where Open Source was a few years ago. It was very hard at times to get people to understand the benefits of it. I am sure that in time people will see the message of this movie and that the trilogy will be a real classic.

    I definitely give it two thumbs up.

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    1. Re:Just got back... by KirkH · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just got back from the 6:00am showing of the movie and I was pretty impressed.

      You probably fell asleep 20 minutes into it and dreamed a better movie. It's the only explanation.

  19. [SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by anany01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am a real Matrix fan. I couldn't sleep at all last night, knowing I was going to watch Revolutions at 9AM today. However, I felt it was a disappointing failure for several reasons:

    1. Trinity dies for no reason, as they don't use her death in any meaningful way.
    2. The scene with the machines entering the outer hull of Zion was drawn out needlessly, as it contained no switching between the fight at Zion and Neo's plight (think: middle/end of ROTJ)
    3. The fight scene with Smith/Baines and Neo in the Logos was completely extraneous.
    4. Neo's death in the end leaves the humans without a powerful weapon against the machines if they were to decide to attack the humans again. Contrast this with Star Wars and LotR, where the playing field is leveled at the end, or slightly in favor of the protagonists.
    5. Keanu Reeves performance was subpar, even for him. In the climactic battle with Smith at the end, he looked drugged and was not convincing as the leader of the free world. He had no fire, and it was the machines and the Oracle that actually spurred him on to defeat Smith (esp. the machines, as they revived him after being consumed by Smith).
    6. In the beginning, he was trapped in the train station for no conceivable reason but to lengthen the movie. It served no purpose, benefitted the movie naught and did not lead to any great discoveries that were used later in the film. Likewise, how we could be jacked in without being jacked in was never satisfactorily addressed.

    If you are a Matrix fan, I urge you to watch this movie with the blinders off and see for yourself what a bad job the Wachowski bros. did with this, what could have been the end of the best sci-fi movie trilogy in history.

    1. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Geno+Z+Heinlein · · Score: 2, Insightful
      1. Trinity dies for no reason, as they don't use her death in any meaningful way.

      Neo had to let himself be taken over by Smith in the final fight in order to defeat Smith. Trinity had to die, or Neo would never surrender himself. He was willing to risk the future of the entire human species to save her. He would survive to go back to her no matter what. The Oracle surrendered to Smith in order let Neo know -- at precisely the right moment -- "Everything that has a beginning has an end." Neo had to come to some kind of end. B5 fans will remember that "The only way out is to surrender to tock."

      4. Neo's death in the end...

      Neo isn't dead.

      Check the dates on the call traces in the first movie. Matrix is in early 1998. Reloaded is six months later, Revolutions comes minutes to hours after Reloaded. But 13 months after Revolutions, Neo is in the phone booth telling someone:
      "I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us, you're afraid of change. I don't know the future, I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how this is going to begin.

      I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you, a world without rules and controls and boundaries, a world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you."
      I thought perhaps Revolutions would end inconclusively with respect to the war, and that Neo was talking to the Agents, or the Architect. Now, who knows? Is this an old enemy or a new one? Did the Architect change his mind? Is/are Smith still out there somewhere? Do the Agents continue fighting the humans? Are there humans who don't want other humans to be free of the Matrix?

      Who is Neo talking to?
    2. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Trinity dies for no reason, as they don't use her death in any meaningful way.
      I forget the exact quote, but ``the point of life is to die". Had you noticed that most deaths aren't "meaningful"? That, in fact, they SUCK?
      The scene with the machines entering the outer hull of Zion was drawn out needlessly, as it contained no switching between the fight at Zion and Neo's plight (think: middle/end of ROTJ)
      Two words. So what? The fact that it didn't switch made it needlessly drawn out? How about the sheer, overwhelming endlessness and hopelessness of fighting a never-ending horde? Worked for me.
      The fight scene with Smith/Baines and Neo in the Logos was completely extraneous.
      Nonsense. It left Neo blind, which (to run with these stupid Star Wars metaphors) left him open to see through the Force. It taught Neo things, as well.
      Neo's death in the end leaves the humans without a powerful weapon against the machines if they were to decide to attack the humans again. Contrast this with Star Wars and LotR, where the playing field is leveled at the end, or slightly in favor of the protagonists.
      Unless he comes back, Gandalf-like. Plus, we don't know that he's dead (although I "believe" he is).
      Keanu Reeves performance was subpar, even for him. In the climactic battle with Smith at the end, he looked drugged and was not convincing as the leader of the free world. He had no fire, and it was the machines and the Oracle that actually spurred him on to defeat Smith (esp. the machines, as they revived him after being consumed by Smith).
      Shrug. I think he was supposed to appear weak. It was inevitable, and helped him realize the way to victory was... to give in.
      I can think of at least three answers to your final complaint, but anyone who was paying attention rather than being all pissed off because it wasn't the movie they wanted to make should be able to come up with at least one of their own.

      Did I think it was a great movie? No. But neither was it the pile of fetid garbage you seem to think it was. Still better than average for Hollywood.

    3. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by mr.+marbles · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually I thought it was a very complete ending. Here's why:

      1. Trinity dies for no reason, as they don't use her death in any meaningful way.

      Trinity's death is essential in helping Neo let go in the end of the battle with Smith. Neo saw death up close and personal, he lost the only thing he was living for, he realized that "everything that has a beginning has an end". Neo realized something at the end of this battle with Smith, I don't know what it is, still trying to absorb it all, but it helped him make up his decision to let go of his life.

      2. The scene with the machines entering the outer hull of Zion was drawn out needlessly, as it contained no switching between the fight at Zion and Neo's plight (think: middle/end of ROTJ)

      Agreed. However there is a pattern in each movie of actions sequences from different genres of video games. In this movie the defense of the hull was a reflection of mecha type games. The ship racing home was a reflection of space race games.

      3. The fight scene with Smith/Baines and Neo in the Logos was completely extraneous.

      This part was a plot filler scene. Neo had to understand that Smith was out of control and what he was after.

      4. Neo's death in the end leaves the humans without a powerful weapon against the machines if they were to decide to attack the humans again. Contrast this with Star Wars and LotR, where the playing field is leveled at the end, or slightly in favor of the protagonists.

      At the end of the movie the oracle talks about how she believes the peace can last only for as long as they can keep it. The end of this war is an end to a cycle of death and rebirth. The struggle bettween control and choice will continue between machines and humans, and within life. Neo is supposed to show the way to live without the struggle.

      5. Keanu Reeves performance was subpar, even for him. In the climactic battle with Smith at the end, he looked drugged and was not convincing as the leader of the free world. He had no fire, and it was the machines and the Oracle that actually spurred him on to defeat Smith (esp. the machines, as they revived him after being consumed by Smith).

      Agreed. This was a diffcult role to play and Reeves did not fully pull it off.

      6. In the beginning, he was trapped in the train station for no conceivable reason but to lengthen the movie. It served no purpose, benefitted the movie naught and did not lead to any great discoveries that were used later in the film. Likewise, how we could be jacked in without being jacked in was never satisfactorily addressed.

      Here's the interesting part about the movie. Neo meets a program family in the trainstation. The contrast is between Smith who is a Nilhist, and the indian program who even though he realizes that what people treasure are constructs they create, still chooses to embrace those constructs. Remember Smith says "only humans can create something as insipid as love", yet in the begining of the movie there's is a program who loves his daughter. The program realizes that "love", and "karma", are human created constructs, just like "beauty" which trinity sees when the ship is beyond the clouds. The contrast between Smith and this program is the key to the question of the purpose.

      In the end I think that this was a very ambitious movie in attempting to raise the bar to certain questions. I'm not entirely sure they pulled it off. Non the less I find the philosophy interesting.

    4. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by JFMulder · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think I've read somewhere that the Wachovsky brothers said that they wanted people to just forget about the last scene with Neo in the first movie as it would break continuity. Maybe that's it...

  20. Re:Spoiler Alert!!! by uradu · · Score: 3, Funny

    > and Trinity is really a man.

    And his name is Chad.

  21. This one was a disappointment.... by u2fan00 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wow. I saw the 7:00 AM show in Salt Lake City, UT. I have to say I was pretty disappointed. I mean, the CGI/effects were incredible, and the battle in Zion was really well done. But the philosophical mumbo-jumbo did not really come together very well. I think they should have wrapped it up better. They really did not answer any of the questions, or explain how anything could have happened. They relied on the idea of choice. So I have a choice to watch it, enjoy it, or watch it and be disappointed. For now, I chose to be disappointed. But go see it for the effects, those are incredible!

  22. hitchcock's horror by yurigoul · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hitchcock would have loved the first one because of the clear cut way they told the story and used suspense to tell it.

    'No officer, your men are allready dead' and after that you get the fight. It is a classic example of creating suspense like Hitchcock used it, but faster.

    But Hitchcock would have hated the sequels. The story has no starting point, instead it follows the Hollywood formula of all sequels: just let the same events happen in roughly the same order (Trinity opens with a fight and someone dies and is resurected). It is like they forgot how to deliver a complex story to an audience. Instead it became a vehicle for stunning special effects. And that is something that continues in the third episode with for instance the use of rain. There is no better way to show your quality as a CG master than with the use of rain isn't there?

    No. this one has 'hire me' signs all over it. Just like the second one. They did not start a new CG company for nothing. This is just a big trailer sponsored by those visiting the cinema and buying the DVD.

    The should have started part two with an introduction on the use of keys and being a program. Just like they did in number one with the use of special forces.

  23. Re:The critics don't have a really good track reco by tuffy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Need I remind you folks that both Citizen Kane and It's a Wonderful Life were destroyed by the critics?

    The critics hated "Citizen Kane", "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Star Wars" at the time.

    But the critics also hated "Gigli", "The Real Cancun" and "From Justin to Kelly".

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  24. i hope it ends by krist0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    with ted waking up,

    "whoa, that was a most excellent dream"

    *guitar solo*

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  25. Martrix Regurgitated by JThaddeus · · Score: 3, Informative

    Jeez, and I thought #2 stunk! The review from the Washington Post was caustic: "Neo, schmeo! In "The Matrix Revolutions," directors Andy and Larry Wachowski give up on character; instead, they try havoc and let slurp the dogs of war. The film is a soggy mess, essentially a loud, wild 100-minute battle movie bookended by an incomprehensible beginning and a laughable ending." I'll sit this out.

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  26. Dragon Ball-Z - Warning *spoilers* ahead by asr_br · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First of all, I must confess I'm a huge fan of Matrix (soo much to ask my boss if I could go see the movie - and I went) :)

    --- spoilers ahead ---

    But the movie sucks. Very nice effects (as usual), but the plot is horrible... very predictive, full of fallacies. IMHO, most things that were kept open at the end of Reloaded are still open (who is the Merovingian? How can Neo control/destroy the machines in the real world? Why Persephony wanted a kiss?).

    But nothing can be compared to the final fight, where Neo and Smith just look like two Dragon Ball-Z characteres... I could do nothing but laugh.

    Anyway, I'll see the movie again and probably buy the DVD, but it was a great deception to me as a Matrix fan... :(

    1. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - Warning *spoilers* ahead by asr_br · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let me try to clear this: It's not an awful movie, it's just pretty lower than what I expected. And since I'm a Matrix fan, I'll obviously watch it again in order to try to "get the good" of the movie.

  27. Spoiler free? by jm91509 · · Score: 4, Funny

    He said it sucked. Kinda spoils it I recon.

  28. Formula moviemaking by mabu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The first movie was good, or the first half. The premise was quite interesting and innovative, and then it slowed down and turned into a Kung Fu movie. I still never understood why the tech community was so quick to embrace this series as an icon. It is not worthy. Have we stooped so low as to think the Matrix' goofy "which reality is real" premise as something worth using brain cells to contemplate? This is only a notch away from the other, equally-cerebral dilemma: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

    And thus began the "Matrix Revolution" of an endless array of technical FX as a substitute for a decent plot and character development.

    Not that things haven't been this way since the dawn of cinema, but most movies nowadays are just big-budget, formulaic, television-level dramas designed less to make you think, less to entertain than they are to distract and take your money and serve as a vehicle for a plethora of merchandising efforts.

    With few exceptions, most of the great classic movies of the last 20-30 years have been neutered in a progressive attempt to capitalize on the originals' success via a string of contrived sequels.

    The same thing has happened to the music industry. Instead of great lyrics and creative musicianship, we're bombarded with cute-faces, dance moves and regurgitated hooks that are over-produced and heavily compressed. There should be a new category for this crap music, like there should be a new category for these new movies which do little more than feed our ever-increasing ADD.

    1. Re:Formula moviemaking by mabu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The tech community is being systemmatically infected with the same virus the mainstream has, whereas the mainstream has been programmed into ADHD via television commercials, the tech community is being infected with shallow gaming experiences that revolve around first-person shooters, virtual crime, and magic mushrooms.

      I do lament the new breed of techies, who think any movie that has the wherewithall to incorporate 10 seconds of a computer screen showing a shell prompt as worthy of respect.

      I'd like to still think there are core groups of tech people who are motivated by solving problems (that don't involve remotely finding out how many Mountain Dews are in the vending machine down the hall). But you're right, the tech community has changed. And entertainment has changed as well.

      It makes you wonder if a movie like 2001:A Space Odyssey would even get made now? Hollywood would have to spruce it up with a naked shower scene, a slo-mo CGI battle between apes and evil aliens, and an epic space chase through a mythical gothic future city. HAL's voice would be dubbed by Angelina Jolie and she wouldn't be cold and logical, but bitter and evil-toned. There's be a Coca-Cola emblem on the Monolith. And of course the movie would start off with "Episode 8".

  29. matrix-regurgitated by mrycar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Went and saw Matrix III on monday. Special effects are still awesome, fights scenes were not bad. Battle tactics of the squids was pretty cool, but in my opinion this was the weakest of the matrix movies.

    Was rather disappointed with the ending.

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  30. Matrix and snobishness by Augusto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why does the Matrix inspire this type of snobishness?

    "It was also very academic in some respects, which probably explains why general audiences (read "unwashed masses") won't "get" it."

    Basically, if you don't like these movies you are not intellectual enough. This was the same defense offered by many Matrix "fans" to people who didn't like Reloaded. By the way, Reloaded was a dreadful movie, just because somebody doesn't like it doesn't mean their dumb or unsophisticated.

    I've already seen a lot of negative reaction to this movie in the reviews and from the net. And already the apologists are saying that the "unwashed" masses are not smart enough to appreciate this "wonderful" piece of art. This type of spinning of the movie is not encouraging.

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    1. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Enucite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The intellectuals are watching the Matrix series because philosophical questions they bring up. They aren't disappointed with any of the movies because it gives more detail to the world created by the first one, and more points to debate about that world.

      The "general audiences" just want to know how it works and why Neo's there. While the "general audiences are asking "Who is he?" The intellectuals are asking "What is he?" The intellectuals appreciate it more if they can have discussions and debates about this instead of the movie just flat-out telling you what to think. The "general audiences" want Neo to beat the bad guys and ride off into the sunset with the girl. The intellectuals like being able to debate whether he rode off into the sunset or was left dead.

      The intellectuals are happy because they got what they were expecting from it, and the movie gave them exactly what they wanted. The "general audiences" are disappointed because they don't know what happened and don't want to think about it. All they know was that Keanu was a bad actor, they didn't understand the movie, and there won't be another one to clear it up.

  31. Ewoks? by Steve+Cowan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm... Ewoks don't sound that bad, especially if there could be a scene where Agent Smith takes on Jar Jar Binks!

    1. Re:Ewoks? by gclef · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but what if Jar Jar won? Oh, the horror...

      "Meesa hang up dissa phone now. Meesa show deesa people what youssa hide from dem. Where wese go from dere choice meesa giva you."

  32. Re:Thoughts by wils0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Although it read like an anime.

    I should hope so, as it is literally live action anime, nothing more nothing less.

  33. Re:There some little spoilers in the first review by ravydavygravy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Agent Smith is Neos Father... enough said...

  34. (spoiler) questions... by cliveholloway · · Score: 3, Informative

    OK, i saw it with a colleague. We disagree - he liked it better than Reloaded. But anyway, my gripes:

    CGI was too much sometimes. The scenes went from nothing to kamikaze, with no clear focal point on the screen.

    The bit from the trailer with the head honcho machine. WTF was that? So it's a machine - does it mean it can't hold a conversation?

    Agent Smith explodes at the end WTWTWTF? If Neo was corrupting him, then why all the crap with the fight scene before hand?

    No key scene to define the film (think Burly Brawl/Freeway).

    Oh, and the plot seemed extremely shallow compared to the last one - I was looking forward to some more in depth (or at least pop :) philosophy.

    Why was Smith such a threat? The machines didn't look that bothered. Why was it left to Neo to fix?

    Ack, I could go on, but I think I should go see it sober first :)

    Matrix - 10/10, Reloaded 8/10, Revolutions 4/10

    cLive ;-)

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    1. Re:(spoiler) questions... by MattW · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Matrix is a semi-independant network. Think of the Machine God as a mainframe connected to the Internet. It could handle Smith if it could 'connect' to him, but much like you might filter a machine connected to a common network, Smith is only partially open when connected to the Matrix. When Neo surrenders and allows Smith to absorb him, Neo is still directly connected to the Machine God, who then gains full access to the others Smiths via the Neo-Smith. This is why he says, "Stay away from me", because Smith absorbs Neo, but realizes that the Machine God has access to the whole Smith consciousness through the link that Smith has unwittingly formed. In other words, Neo became a back door into Smith, which allowed the Machine God to deal with Smith, and cleanse the Matrix.

      Neo was a martyr -- again. The Oracle's final words imply he survived; I had thought he died, but then again, since all the others, including the Oracle herself, were restored, there would seem to be no reason to believe Neo would be any different.

      I think the reason that Neo had to fight the fight until the end was to ensure that Smith believed he had 'won' honestly so that he would be open for the Machine's counterattack. Perhaps Smith might not have even tried to absorb Neo if he thought he could just kill him at the end.

      Regardless, the passivity of the ending is disappointing -- but it is hardly nonsensical.

      The REAL questions that need to be explained have nothing to do with the finale, but how Neo is "seeing" all the machines and affecting them with only his human mind. It would have been nice to hear something about the human-fusion bullshit. And it does seem like a fragile peace -- how does one justify inaction when you know countless other people are being 'grown' still to serve as batteries? But maybe humanity can conclude that their ancestors gave up the right to avoid that fight when they started the war and then lost it. It sort of ruins the moral imperative when you bring it on yourself that way. (They even created the necessity themselves by scorching the sky)

  35. MatriX Reloaded review: by MantiX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well I have to say, that Larry and Andy's attempts at intellect and metaphorical representation might have gone too far in a lot of viewers minds.

    Production: Stunning, and you would expect so with a budget like that. The continuity from 2nd to 3rd movie movie make it feel like a sequel broken into 2 parts. Which it is some would think anyway. If only the average movie goer wasn't getting accustomed to seeing fantastic visual effects, as many won't appreciate the quality of the CGI, editing, and general visual representation.

    Plot: Lost it? Perhaps. One either expects the Wachowski brothers to be doing one of two things. Setting it up for 4, or, depending on the financial results of 3, leaving it closed with a scenario the requires the user to have to "imagine too much" to get closure from the story line. It would appear they have lost touch with their audience, and gambled the wrong ending for the trilogy, in an attempt to be different yet again. I am guessing that 3/5 viewers would be annoyed or unimpressed at how the movie was ended.

    What strikes me as most odd is that there appears to be no commercially logical reason for the script to have been written as it was. Is it possible that if a final, 4th movie is released, many will now have lost interest like the X files? Who knows, but the next few days will reveal the true reactions of the general viewing public.

  36. Please Don't Hate Me by jazman_777 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But I didn't see Matrix Reloaded and won't go see Matrix Revolutions. I still have only the unspoiled, pristine, beautiful memory of The Matrix.

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  37. The Prisoner by mccalli · · Score: 4, Interesting
    One thing that's interesting about the Matrix movies is that they've become a LOT of different things to a lot of different people....The problem though, is that a finale, by its nature, must be conclusive.

    Not really. I'm a fan of the 1968 series The Prisoner, starring Patrick McGoohan. Some see it as surreal oddness, some a spy story that degnerated, some as a template for defiance against authority and some...well, some just like the series.

    It has one of the most legendarily weird endings of all time - the episode Fall Out. People have been arguing over that one for over thirty years, as its symbolism is both overt (there's nothing literal in there) and yet entirely opaque. I have no idea what it means, and McGoohan once asked that if someone ever says they know what it all is, could they please let him know?

    So no, I don't believe finales have to explain everything. You're right about the movies meaning different things to different people though. To add a tinge of flamebait to the post, to me the films pose the question "how can people comment so seriously on such obviously rehashed ideas?", but your opinion may differ.

    Cheers,
    Ian

  38. Re:There some little spoilers in the first review by lobsterGun · · Score: 2, Funny

    The big secret is that itturns out that there IS a spoon!

  39. reminds me of highlander by jarkun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds like the highlander effect, first film challenges your imagination to dream of a world beyond your comprehension.

    Then the sequels quickly demonstrate that some things are better left unsaid

  40. Re:Mod Parent Up by glgraca · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where does that leave movies with subtitles? :-)

  41. Re:Better than the second, first is still the best by cpoch · · Score: 2

    Saw the 9:00 in Roanoake (Virginia). The actual ending WAS what I was expecting, but the way that the story got there wasn't.

    Awesome CG . . . much better than in Reloaded IMHO. Worth the ticket price just to see the CG.

    I actually think I like it almost as much as the original (ask me again in a week once I've sorted it out more). I didn't like Reloaded near as well.

    I liked the way all the philosophy from Reloaded and the original came together in Revolutions. I like both previous movies better because of Revolutions . . . exact opposite of Reloaded, which made me like the original less since I was confuesd.

    Go see Revolutions! It's a lot more fun than work or classes!

  42. Matrix Resurrection Plot by mugnyte · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now that Neo has been sacrificed to save the balance of power between humans and machines, there are still some who will not accept the interdependence. Led by Morpheus, who now believes Neo was led astray by an infection from the Architect, a small band of humans attempt Wrenching the newest incarnation of the Matrix.

    Energy is more expensive than ever as humans begin suffering from a disease that reduces their capacity to feed the machines. Because of this, the sources of EMPs built by the Matrix machines are reduced and become more important. Morpheus hatches a plot to spoil the explosives of EMPs by inserting a new program into their factories : he can arm and fire them remotely, before they are carried to their destination.

    As the setups in the factories are completed, the rebels suffer from fracturing as Morpheus begins to doubt the plan. In losing his fight to an even-stronger charasmatic rebel leader, the EMPs are set off in timed sequence. The machines nearby are shut-down, and chos begins to ensue across the surface of the planet. For the moment, there is celebration. End chapter one.

    The machines deploy a geothermic well to begin removing the energy from core of the earth, planning for a hibernation phase. They begin to again bore into ground, but while readying themselves for a fight, the humans are surprised to learn they are relatively ignored. Once close to the core, the earth quickly begins to cool as cold water is steamed throughout Zion. End chapter two.

    Inside the matrix, there is a population blight, as new births become rare, and people begin scrambling for survival. Quite a few renegade programs conspire to resurrect Neo for guidance. With the help of a brash (an incredible fighting) infiltration into The Architect's domain, the programs murder him when he refuses to give them Neo. Fortunately, they achieve their goal and Neo stand among them. End chapter three.

    Neo stands before the rebels in an attempt to explain their mistake and ask for their help in fueling a cooporative effort invented by him. The Humans will re-enter the pods to power the machines again, if only temporarily. Then, a massive tower will be built to reach beyond the dark cloud of the sky to tap back into the sun, again bringing power to the earth. Then, the machine will no longer require humans to power themselves, and a truce will be brokered.

    After quite a bit of kung-fu fighting and several backstabs among the different groups, Morpheus returns to lead the people back into the pods. We are are given a scene of a long machine arm, opening in flower-like fashion in high atmosphere, silloetted by the bright sun. Not all questions are answered. Fade out.

  43. Let's summary all in one sentence by theefer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a good movie, but it's not the ending -- and the movie -- we wanted or were waiting for.

    We have all been elaborating Matrix Revolutions plot in our heads (and websites) ever since we saw Reloaded. The real movie is not based on our personal plot, and this is the main source of disappointment, no matter how good or bad is the movie itself.

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  44. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - This is 100% spoiler filled. by malfunct · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I have sort of formulated the opinion that a major point of the series is outlining the difference between human intelligence and artificial intelligence. The series portrays the machines as logical and unable to exert free choice. They lack the ability to understand things such as love or free choice. That as far as I can tell is the flaw in the matrix, and why people eventually want out.

    It seems that Neo is a tool of the matrix to attempt to learn about "being human". In the end it seemed like Kadya (the little girl that is the child of the power subsystem and the creative interactive programmer) was the next evolution of matrix programs because she had no purpose (something no program in the past was allowed) and was able to chose, that choice being represented in her love for her parents and in her admiration of Neo.

    Neo also seemed to be a tool of the matrix to make choices that they could not make themselves. At the end of the 2nd movie Neo made the choice for the machines on whether or not to end the war, he chose to end the war by not returning to the source and repopulating Zion. At the end of the 3rd movie you see Neo making the choice on how to end the war, to ahnnialate all machines and humans, or to let both live in peace.

    They totally don't explain how Neo is able to interact with the matrix when outside of it or how he was able to destroy machines. My personal feeling is that he wasn't, he was only able to communicate with the Oracle, she did all the dirty work. Why didn't she choose to do that on her own and instead rely on the choices of Neo? Programs were (until kadya I think) unable to make free choices, especially (or maybe only) ones that made no sense or served no preconcieved purpose, so a human was necessary to make those choices. Once made the Oracle carried them out.

    I honestly have no idea who the Merovingian is, though it seems that he has something to do with bugs in the system, keeping around old code that is no longer necessary, working withing the bounds of the programming but outside of what was desired (by who? I don't know). The reason Persephony wanted a kiss in my opinion is that she wanted some way to feel some humanness, she wanted to feel love, which again is something foreign to the machines.

    The final battle went on way too long, and didn't really help the movie any, though a battle of wills (which is what the story asked for) wouldn't look good on the screen. I wouldn't have minded some cut into the "computer world view" where they battle with thier minds and then a bit of dialog where smith tries to win by overcoming neo, and then neo realizing that in order to win he needs to make the less obvious choice, to lose.

    Unlike most of the posts I've read, I really enjoyed the battle scene in the dock. It gripped me, had me jumping, cheering, and nearly crying. Maybe I'm odd but I haven't seen a battle scene that compelling since the trench run in StarWars 1.

    Can someone explain to me why a robot would need to manually reload its guns from a backpack on its back though? Seemed kind of silly, about as silly as the people running ammo out to the APU's with a wheelbarrow when electric bolts seemed to be far more effective in destroying the sentinals. Also why the heck didn't the digging machine detect that it had broken through a pocket and do something to lower itself gently to the next level?

    Anyways I enjoyed the movie, I was on the edge of my seat in anticipation and suspense even though it was always obvious what would happen next. I must agree that they could have taken the movie to whole new philosophical levels but left it at a pretty low and obvious level.

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  45. Two Couched Thumbs Up by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ebert and Roeper's review sounds pretty well-balanced. They were both fans of the original, and see Revolutions as a good action flick, but not much in the way of a big-idea movie. (minor spoilers about what you knew was coming anyway). Ebert remarks, "by the end, I was satiated."

    I didn't know what to make of Ebert until I watched Dark City with his commentary, then Citizen Kane. The guy knows what he's talking about. At least his opinions are largely compatible with mine, and probably the artsy-geek set at large.

    Posting their reviews in .mp3 gets them some geek points anyhow.

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  46. How will this age by sielwolf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Interesting to see all the posts now. Question is: how will it be viewed in five years?

    Remember when Phantom Menace came out and everyone was still saying that it was up to par with the Original Trilogy? And then AotC came out and it supposedly saved the franchise from the disaster that was PM?

    I think there's a lot of that immediacy here with these movies. There is so much expectation and fandamonium involved that "not being horrible" means that the movie must be good. Only over time do the weaknesses and strengths balance out so people can judge them. I'm always reminded of Jim Carey's The Grinch which was the top grossing movie of that year and now no one remembers that it even came out.

    Personally? The repetition of the acting, pop philosophy and CG had gotten old by the first 5 minutes of Reloaded. There has to be something in this movie that "sells" it to me. Something unique where you can't just say "it's very similar to this scene in the previous movie but-" or "it's just like the part in Aliens where-"

    Frankly the last one of the movies to do that was the original Matrix. Things now seem to be so bad that I actually get sick feelings when thinking/hearing about the first. It's been tainted by its progeny.

    Yet I still got my ticket for an 8pm showing. Like Ebert said (giving it 3 stars while strangely blasting it for the whole length of his review) I'm going to take my graduation after earning my credits on the first two. Maybe my low expectations are the way to go?

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  47. Skip the Hollywood edit, though... by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Rent it, but fast-forward through the intro until you see a guy wake up in a bathtub. The intro of Keifer Sutherland's character explaining the setup was obviously a Hollywood edit to dumb-down the movie for people who just wouldn't "get" what was going on from watching the story develop. Everything will eventually be explained later for the sake of the main character anyway, and it's much more absorbing if you know nothing about what's going on going into it.

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    1. Re:Skip the Hollywood edit, though... by dcmeserve · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Rent it, but fast-forward through the intro until you see a guy wake up in a bathtub.

      Funny, I don't remember there being anything before the bathtub part. Well I guess that shows how much impact it has. :)

      If you have the DVD, what you *really* need to do is watch it a second time with the Rodger Ebert commentary track on. He does an excellent job of exploring every nook and cranny of the movie; he obviously prepared for days before sitting down to record the commentary.

      One further note: *do* watch the trailer *before* you see it for the first time. Unlike most trailers, it really doesn't give anything away, and it's so well balanced, without dialoge but with a great soundtrack, that it really sets the mood for the film.

      Oh, and *don't* bother with the stupid treasure hunt in the DVD menus. The payoff is so lame, it detracts from the movie itself.

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  48. Re:Sequels Galore by corbettw · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Yeah, I think they are going to take it alot farther than another movie. In other media this story will continue for as many years as we are willing to spend money on it."

    Gee, you mean like some kind of MMORPG? Considering they've been talking about The Matrix: Online for awhile now, but haven't said what it is, it's actually not surprising there's no "conclusion" to the film. Any real fan isn't expecting one.

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  49. About the ending--**SPOILER** by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 5, Informative

    The reason Revolutions blows is because of the following:

    * None of the questions in Reloaded are answered. How does Neo really stop the Sentinels? How did Smith enter Bane? How did he get so powerful? It's all explained away with one or two sentences. We're just supposed to accept it because it's "symbolic" of something. Reloaded seemed to treat itself like a bridge to some sort of great explanation for everything in the third movie. Guess what? It never comes! What the fuck?

    * The focus is Zion. Instead of freeing the people of the Matrix, as the first one suggested, the sequels have been all about saving this dirty underground city we don't care about. What the hell happened to the people of the Matrix? It's like the movies don't even care.

    * No humanity in the characters and dialogue. The movies just don't enjoy themselves. The first one had a mixture of humor and joy and was just having fun with what it could do. That's why things like the lobby scene kicked so much ass. It was like, "We've smashed the barriers of physics, now lets see what we can do with it!" And you had the fun human moments like the discussion during breakfast, the Cipher character, and so on. Neo was just a normal computer programmer who discovered the world around him wasn't real. More importantly, the movie was FUN.

    Now, the sequels tried to change that story into a post-apocalyptic sci-fi epic about an iconic Christ figure who lives and dies. Which leads me to the next point...

    * Nobody is freed, Trinity and Neo die, and we're left with the same situation we had at the beginning of the first movie. We've invested our attention to these three movies all for nothing. It was pointless. Why even have Trinity live in Reloaded? She should have stayed dead. It would have been more interesting to see how Neo copes with being unable to save her last time.

    I'm completely disenchanted with the Wachowskis. These two guys were considered genius filmmakers after the first movie. The second one was tolerated because we assumed everything that was put in it was for a reason, but it turns out they just dropped the ball on what could have been the most groundbreaking science-fiction trilogy since Star Wars.

    At least there's Return of the King this December.

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    1. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by DrZaius · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then again, revolution implies an attempt at change and then ending up back at the start. Think 'revolve'.

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    2. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Souliosis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm sorry but I had no trouble understanding all the parts you say have no explaination: *Neo stopped the sentinels because, apparently, his powers are not limited to just the matrix, but are actually in the real world too. Smith entered Bane by somehow hijacking the hardline or something I guess, I just kind of look at it as he found a way to the subway station (what the hell was with making the portal between worlds a subway station anyway?) and then entered the real world. I'll agree that these two points are rather hard to accept, but it is a movie. *The people of the matrix are freed. The Architect said the machines agreed to free all humans who wish to be freed now that the humans and machines are going to coexist peacefully. This was kind of what the entire movie was about. *I thought the ending Smith battle was perhaps the coolest part of any of the movies as far as the 'lets enjoy breaking the laws of physics' goes, but this is all up to personal opinion. *As I said, everyone is freed. Neo didn't die... At least I don't think he did. The Oracle says they will see him again, although nothing is expanded on there. In my own opinion I enjoyed this movie much more than Reloaded, which was so much damn talking I thought it was a soap opera. And yes, I can't wait for Return of the King too!

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    3. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by ProppaT · · Score: 3, Funny
      "None of the questions in Reloaded are answered." Geez, I think you're giving Reloaded too much credit....

      The only question Reloaded raised to me was "why the hell did I spend $7 on this crap." Once I see Revolutions, the answers sure to be clear. "Because it's a Matrix movie, you damn fool!"

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    4. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by MattW · · Score: 4, Insightful

      None of the questions in Reloaded are answered. How does Neo really stop the Sentinels? How did Smith enter Bane? How did he get so powerful? It's all explained away with one or two sentences. We're just supposed to accept it because it's "symbolic" of something. Reloaded seemed to treat itself like a bridge to some sort of great explanation for everything in the third movie. Guess what? It never comes! What the fuck?


      Neo stops the sentinels because he was enlightened by the process of becoming the One. He sees the Matrix as what it is -- an input/output stream communicating with the senses, and sees it logically instead of allowing his senses to interpret it. It's very Eastern - the idea that the world is not what you simply perceive.

      Smith enters Bane by essentially hacking his brain. Realize that Neo empowered smith by destroying him, just as Smith symmetrically empowered Neo by killing him. Neo was a martyr who's death allowed him to transcend the "living" in the Matrix and realize that it was all just input. Neo's slaying of Smith was unorthodox, and showed Smith that people exposed themselves by being part of the system. So Smith uses that knowledge, and his amalgam of knowledge about human biology and such, to hack Bane's brain. It is, on one level, just a machine. They mention brain scarring and cross-synaptic firing in Bane's brain scan -- essentially, Smith rewired him, and it was possible because Bane had his brain wide open jacked into the Matrix. If you can die in the real world because you think you're dead in the Matrix, can't you become Smith in the real world because you think you've become him in the Matrix? If you accept the premise of the linking of those two worlds in the first place, this is not really a stretch.

      How did he get powerful? Everyone has boundaries in the Matrix. Neo is enlightened by his virtual death and transcends his senses. It gives him the second sight in full strength. Likewise, Neo destroys Smith's boundaries to 'enter' him. Smith gains the ability to 'enter' others and take them over, becoming a virus. Notice that his Neo-like powers come chronologically after he absorbs the Oracle. This is not coincidence. He needed Neo's enlightenment in full, so he took it from the only person he could get it from. But where Neo earned it, Smith had to steal it, because that's all a virus can do, is absorb. It doesn't evolve or grow or change.

      Zion is the focus because its the free world; everything else is 'controlled', whether virtual or real.

      Nobody is freed, Trinity and Neo die, and we're left with the same situation we had at the beginning of the first movie. We've invested our attention to these three movies all for nothing. It was pointless. Why even have Trinity live in Reloaded? She should have stayed dead. It would have been more interesting to see how Neo copes with being unable to save her last time.

      Trinity isn't human when she says that dying was fine, but she should have been telling Neo how good it was instead of apologizing for dying, and thanks for the second chance to be real? I dunno, I thought that scene was a LOT more touching and a lot less fake than EITHER of the first two movies Trinity-saves-Neo or Neo-saves-Trinity scenes.

    5. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by paulbd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the architect did not say that. the oracle asked him if the others who wanted out would be released. she never said humans. she could just as easily have meant other programs in the same situation as kadya.

    6. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by malfunct · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I have an alternative explaination about Neo's powers and smith/bane for those who might want to hear it. First you need to realize that the little zion subs "broadcast" into the matrix, seems that they use wireless technology of some sort and a series of hacks to hook into the datastream that is the matrix. This datastream is formatted in such a way that our brains can interact, by reading and writing into the stream or memory area or whatever it is.

      Smith got into bane by reprogramming him, just like he reprogrammed all of the people in the matrix by the end of the movie. When the link to the matrix was broken, the software in banes brain was still smith, wierd but not unexplainable.

      Neo's powers are harder to explain but still not impossible, basically I figure that he had some sort of "wireless interface" built into him that others don't know exists or how to use. Anyways he used that interface to communicate his powers into the matrix. Since all programs for the machines seem to "live" in the matrix his ability to change the source would allow him to broadcast into the matrix the change and then the machines would have to follow it, thus blowing up or whatever it was he "commanded". I don't think Neo is any particular person in the matrix, but instead they pick a person that fits the profile they need and then add some extra software into his mind which allows him the special interaction required to change the source.

      I liked the movie too, it was fun to watch, I didn't think about it much until well after I watched it the first time (I got to see the movie at 10:00am pacific time on November 4th).

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    7. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by rjamestaylor · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That's too bad. My wife and I were hoping that the reason Neo had powers in the "real world" was that the "real world" was a part of the Matrix, too and it would take more than a red pill to awake your physical body. IOWs, that Zion was a part of the Matrix for consciousnesses (people) who couldn't believe the default Matrix world was real enough. Another layer of indirection, if you will.

      Personally, I was hoping that the matirx and the humans were ALL the creation of an advanced AI program at MIT, or some such, with the creators not aware in the least of the real passion of their created entities.

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    8. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by *weasel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      science fiction fans are generally unreceptive to fantastical powers in the 'real' world. hence they are looking for the explanation.

      Similarly the Wachowskis know that the implication (Zion isn't in -reality-, but is instead another layer of simulation) isn't a popular theme amongst the broad audience - who coincidentally don't mind science fantasy (case in point: Star Wars).

      And if science fantasy was their goal with the matrix (which one would doubt given their attention to detail) they would clearly realize how poorly scientific explanations of fantastical elements work out (case in point: Midichlorians)

      In the end, it really was an ability best left undiscussed.

      smith copied himself onto bane, an unplugged character -then- uploaded himself through the hardline. putting himself in bane's shoes initially is the actual leap in science for scifi fans. how could Smith do that when in M1 it was established that agents could only jump into plugged-in people?

      the ending fight was just more kung fu. it was all style with only slight implication. I thought it was a bit excessive, but other than that i didn't have a particular problem with it.

      coexistence is indeed the point of the movie, i don't quite understand the people who complain about it. it's as if they didn't hear Neo's speech at the end of The Matrix. (where it was quite clear that he wasn't out to destroy all machines).

      However i agree with the poster that the sequels lost all attachment to the people -in- the matrix. of course, this is only a complaint because a bad introduction to Zion left most audience members not caring at all about it.

      I mean, it's not like people were really attached the plugged-in masses in M1 - what with nary a complaint about the innocent cops and soldiers killed in droves when subdual was entirely possible. (they had their own load program and they couldn't think to bring tear gas, microwave weapons, or rubber bullets?).

      Now i'm not saying that M1 should have been a buddhist exercise in peaceful application of force - most people probably wouldn't have liked that nearly as much. I'm just pointing out that critics are complaining 'what about the plugged in people' precisely because we care even -less- about Zion.

      It's more a complaint that Reloaded introduced us to Zion as a whole poorly, and then didn't follow up with even any decently developed characters in Zion to give the audience an attachment. For comparison: no one really cared about the mass of rebels on Hoth, but the audience was drawn in because they wanted to see the main characters get away. But most of the fight for Zion happens away from the characters who got decent development.

      And while we're drawing SW parallels - the Wachowskis should've killed off Morpheus if all he was going to do is sit there for the whole movie. It was only in later script revisions that Lucas killed off Obi Wan on the death star in A New Hope - after he realized that Kenobi didn't -do- anything to propel the movie once Leia was rescued.

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    9. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 3, Funny
      No, no, no, no, no.... You're confusing programmers with actual humans! I thought everyone knew the difference! :P

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    10. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Dimensio · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It goes back to what the Architect said in the first movie, that 99% of the people inside of the Matrix accepted it, even if only at a near-unconscious level. This means that 1% did not accept it and would wish to be released.

      The previous situation had those who wanted out being tossed out, but in a controlled fashion wherein they would be terminated before they could reach critical mass, sustaining a cycle. The new system, brought in through Neo's actions and manipulated into place by the Oracle, would allow those who wanted out to go out and rejoin a budding new human civilization. The machines would no longer have complete control, so the humans would truly be "free", where before they only thought that they were free.

    11. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I haven't seen revolutions yet, but I had a guess at how it would end and at least at some level I was right (appearntly neo and trinity die). I agree with much of MattW's post, but I have another dimension that seems to be supported.

      I believe the architect scene from Reloaded is "the answer" to the questions that anyone has, even if it was an obnoxious scene that was probably shortened so they could fit in lots of action. The previous poster used eastern philosphy, but let's throw in some western and the concept of free will and "the soul".

      I see instead the matrix as a simulation and sort of a recession test of machine intelligence where each human is plugged in to get a wide sample. It is perfecting itself, by modelling us. It passes only when it achieves long term stability. If there is a "one" and if a zion is created, then it fails. The architect is one such program designed to compensate for failure. Analysis of the failure is done by systematic reduction of possibilities to a single point of failure, in this case, someone who continuously fails to accept the system. If it can construct a system that properly accounts for human intelligence in all cases, the computer has finished learning from us.

      How do you reverse engineer anything? There is only one method that does not rely on inside knowledge: you do a side by side comparison, feeding the same inputs and predicting the outputs. When the output of your created box, differs from the output of the original, you know you have a flaw and must investigate.

      The problem is identified as choice, free will, thinking outside the box, creativity. The computer can beat us or fight to a standoff in all cases but loses when we do something not expected, something that can't be concluded from the facts at hand. The matrix is a specific test suite designed to quantify this behavior, understand it, and adapt to it.

      Agent Smith is the embodiment of this effort, learning from Neo, trying to understand him. I believe he is the "mother" that the Architect referred to, not the oracle necessarily. The architect on the other hand is about order, organization and deduction, things that in general machine intelligence beats us silly on.

      All the stuff about smith enterring bane, neo enterring smith etc. is just an elaboration of this. Neo figured it out first, Smith learned and adapted and use this on Bane. Around and around they go. One point I believe is that ALL humans, zion or not, are still jacked in, thus smith can pull his stunt quite easily with, as MattW suggested his very accurate and detailed knowledge of human biology. Not so easily can he do it to Neo, who invented the trick.

      Eastern/western/etc. spiritualism are a core of the movies precisely because they are our current explanation or qualification of free will. They're not exact because we don't really know either, but they are somehow at the core of our intelligence. After all we're not particularly consistent and rational, things even lower life forms exhibit more reliably that we do, but our ability to come up with new ideas seemingly from thin air has no explanation and is quite valuable.

      The problem is that this is one hypothesis you could have produced from the first, much more entertaining and consistent movie. These last two movies I think are failing us because they are simultaneously trying to demystify and answer questions, while at the same time trying to keep the mysteriousness that defined the original. It's fundamentally flawed, but this is an example of squeezing the franchise for all it's worth.

    12. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by *weasel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The machines revolted because they were going to be destroyed as they were viewed as merely things and not equals.

      being conscious and having self-preservation instincts doesn't necessarily imply emotion or free will in the human sense. Dogs do turn on their masters after all.

      Smith hates humans, because he is programmed to hate humans. He wants the codes to Zions mainframe because he is part of the garbage collection routine that must find and destroy Zion to avoid the rebels from reaching critical mass and threatening their power supply.

      Persephone gets jealous because she was the computer program designed specifically to identify and study emotion. (my guess, she's mother of the matrix - but i haven't seen revolutions - support).

      The Merovingian does not get jealous of Persephone, he simply is angry that she betrayed him by turning over the Keymaker - one of the objects he hordes for power. Note how he is more exasperated by her stunt than angry. She is the one program that understands his need to gather power - and yet she consciously subtracted from his power.

      Again, he behaves merely as designed, as he participates in the cycle of the error handler for the emergence of 'the one'. Were he not programmed to amass power and collect, he would let the Keymaker go free (who is honest in saying he does only what he must do).

      We are led to believe humanity survives in the matrix because the machines need a power source. humanity survives in Zion because the machines cannot create a perfect simulated reality, and so they've encoded an error handler and garbage collector to at least achieve stable power from 99.9% of their crop.

      I haven't noticed the machine's exhibiting mercy.

      If anything, the animatrix supports that the vast majority of machines are indeed merciless (excepting Persephone who arguably is simply striving to taste emotions as she doesn't -want- the rebels to succeed, she only -wants- the passionate kiss).

      Their extermination of human resistance down to the man is clearly and violently depicted. the only sequence that suggests a random machine -is- capable of emotion is the one in which they plug a robot into the matrix and turn it against its kin. however, as with extended universe star wars, one cannot expect the movies to be consistant with every tangential novel/comic/cartoon.

      Admittedly I only watched Animatrix once, as Anime really isn't my cup of tea, so i may have to fall back on my extended universe defense if there is a segment that specifically shows mercy.

      But it is certainly not clearly conveyed to the film audience that the machines feel mercy or compassion.

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    13. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least there was no dumb awkward talking creature saying things like

      "Me wanna help protect Zion."

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    14. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry but I had no trouble understanding all the parts you say have no explaination: *Neo stopped the sentinels because, apparently, his powers are not limited to just the matrix, but are actually in the real world too.

      I understood it just fine. But the movie never explained HOW it happens. That makes it just a convenient deus ex machina (pun intended).

      Saying "the One's powers extend to the source and the real world" doesn't actually explain anything. Look, Oracle, we KNOW that. It's obvious. But tell us why and how? Why didn't he have the power before? What is Smith, really?

      Smith entered Bane by somehow hijacking the hardline or something I guess, I just kind of look at it as he found a way to the subway station (what the hell was with making the portal between worlds a subway station anyway?) and then entered the real world.

      Hijacking the hardline? So you find it completely plausible for a virtual AI program to somehow "download" itself into a random human brain? I know people mention the training programs, but we're talking about a fully self-aware AI being here. How does its executable code transfer to a human brain?

      As for the subway station, notice the train says "Loop" on it--it's the same subway train from the first movie.

      *The people of the matrix are freed. The Architect said the machines agreed to free all humans who wish to be freed now that the humans and machines are going to coexist peacefully. This was kind of what the entire movie was about.

      Look, who's holding the cards here? The machines. They have all the power. We're back to where we started, except that we have the word of some random AI we know nothing about.

      I understand that many will enjoy the lesser amount of monologues in this film, but after raising so many questions in Reloaded--is Neo a program? Is the One designed? Who is the Architect? What was the point of Persephone's kiss?--and not having them answered, it's completely unfulfilling.

      That's why the reviews are so bad. It doesn't resolve anything.

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    15. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by seanmeister · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Personally, I was hoping that the matirx and the humans were ALL the creation of an advanced AI program at MIT"

      Why just hope, when you can contribute?

    16. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by hankaholic · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm sorry but I had no trouble understanding all the parts you say have no explaination:
      Okie, let's examine these, since you seem to be claiming that these parts are explained. I'm interested in seeing the third movie if they do explain these things, but if they just present them as "Neo can do whatever he wants in the real world too. Just believe it, please!" then I'd rather not waste my time and money.

      *Neo stopped the sentinels because, apparently, his powers are not limited to just the matrix, but are actually in the real world too.
      Okay, but how do his "powers" carry over into the "real world"?

      It was my impression from having seen the first two episodes that Neo was able to step outside of the rules of the Matrix because the system was designed to be believable by its occupants. As a result, it would allow Neo to do what he believed he could do. Since he knew that the system's rules didn't apply to him, the Matrix did his bidding.

      When you say, "his powers are not limited to just the matrix", to which powers are you referring? His powers within the Matrix are limited to presenting his set of beliefs to the system (that he could fly, etc.) and allowing the system to present a reality to him which matched those beliefs.

      Your claim that Neo's power to know that the Matrix is fake extends to the real world. That I can believe.

      However, how does his knowing-that-the-Matrix-is-fake allow him to manipulate robots in the real world?

      Smith entered Bane by somehow hijacking the hardline or something I guess, I just kind of look at it as he found a way to the subway station (what the hell was with making the portal between worlds a subway station anyway?) and then entered the real world.
      The parent poster basically said that he wasn't sure how Smith entered a real person. You say, "I just kind of look at it as he found a way to the subway station... and then entered the real world."

      In short:

      Parent> I don't see how he entered the real world.
      You> He found a subway station, then entered the real world.

      The parent wasn't questioning Smith's ability to locate a subway station (in fact, he was in a subway station in the original movie), but wondered how Smith (a piece of software) could control a human.

      I'll agree that these two points are rather hard to accept, but it is a movie.
      That's what the parent was complaining about! Playing the "it's just a movie" card when somebody complains about plot holes doesn't excuse the fact that there are holes in the plot.

      Again, in dialogue form:
      Person> That road is full of potholes, and my car's suspension is bad from driving on it! What crappy roads Pennsylvania has!
      Other person> I'll agree that having your car suffer damage is disappointing, but it is just a road.
      Person> Whatever. It's still a crappy road.

      Saying that unjustified technical matters which oppose "reality" are excusable in a movie intended for a geeky audience is like saying that it's excusable for the girl to fall for a half-wit jackass who beats on her in a chick-flick.

      That would also be "just a movie", but I'd be surprised if many would call it a good one.

      You go on to say that you liked it because the computer agreed to live peacefully with everybody in the end, and that you disliked the dialogue in the second movie.

      The first two movies reminded me of Goedel's incompleteness theorem. Smith (in the first movie) said that there had been talk of lacking a language sufficient to describe a "perfect" world. In the second movie, I felt that the system had been built in such a way as to allow these flaws in their system to allow it to function anyways. The Oracle existed to help to isolate those who might threaten the system.

      You claim that there was too much talking, and that things which weren't justified should be ignored because "it is a movie."

      Somehow that doesn't compel me to go watch the third movie.
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    17. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by mr.+marbles · · Score: 2, Informative

      I imagine both humans and software who wants out will be released. For humans they have to be ready to be unplugged otherwise they would end up like cypher did. So the freed people will continue showing the people what they don't know. Programs who chooses to exist even without a purpose will be allowed to exist in the matrix. Eventually the machines will be able to reclaim a power source not using humans. With the lasting peace the sky could be cleaned up, who knows.

    18. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by gsteup · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think it was mentioned in the last dialog, that only the ones that "want" will be freed, it was simply "all" of them (with no exeptions)

      I saw the new Matrix more like a world for the programs "without purpose", did you see how artifical everything looked and how empty? No people anywhere, just the few renegades that survived so far and they can do whatever they want, not being squeezed into an equation (notice that the architect is out of a job?)

      About Smith getting inside a human or Neo being outside of his body. That is what this whole thing was about: Neo was able to upload himself into the Matrix (computer) and the virus downloaded himself into a human brain. That is the reason why Neo can take on the machines, a part of his programming is still in the computer (like the Seti@home system -> plot loophole though, because he needs some kind of link between the seperate code parts)

      So there is actually now no difference between the machines and the humans anymore, they both exist without purpose and just from choice to choice, just the shell is different.

      Apropos shell: What about the train station. Ever heard of a bus inside a computer? All the movies where full of a parallels to computers: shell, bus, source, buffer, oracle as cache controller, architect as CPU ... It just makes sense to have a train station. How does data get out of your computer? Through a bus (USB, FireWire, IDE, ATA or whatever but some 'driver' will have to control it) ....

      Well enough of this mindless drivel already, I need to get some sleep.

    19. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Hott+of+the+World · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Neo Said it Himself, He had a connection with the Source. So powerful was that connection, that he had control of the machines outside of the matrix. Why did he control the machines outside the matrix? Because of his powerful connection with the SOURCE. It might not make much sense logically, but this isnt everyday things we are talking about here. It makes perfect sense in the world of the matrix though.

      As for Bane, Smith Reprogrammed him. He basically messed up the brainwave pattern, and rerouted neuron connections. Sort of like brainwashing, but Matrix style. It was all explained when the doctor discribed his neural activity, and to me it made logical sense (for the movie, anyway)..

      Some people ask what happen to the people trapped inside the matrix? Well the Architect said it himself. Those that want to be free, will be free. What part of that did you guys not understand?

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    20. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by jlaxson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ---- WARNING some spoiler stuff is in here ----

      I believe the point is that as machines don't generally understand emotion or free will - that heavily implies that machine consciousness is incompatible with human consciousness.

      But as the cute indian family says in the train station says, they are all but words. It is the connection they describe, and I think that is clearly described early on in the movie.

      the 'how' is the philosophical leap as to why Smith can suddenly do this in M2, but it never occurred to any agent before then to do so or even try (and kill the Runners where they are most vulnerable, on their ship, asleep). If smith could have uploaded himself in M1, wouldn't he have just killed Cypher and loaded himself onto the Neb to clean up the rest? Clearly it has something to do with his ability to take (even unplugged) people over in M2 - but that is never explained.

      This is also clearly explained in M2, as Smith in the Many Smiths scene in M2: "some part of you copied onto me, something overwritten, duplicated."

      This also explains how Neo is able to destroy smith in the third movie, when smith takes him over neo gains access to smith's code, yet remains himself, and is able to destroy.

      I think people are too busy bitching about M2 and M3 to stop and think about what really happens, and to understand it fully. Almost every complaint I've seen here so far I've been able to answer to myself and even quote a few lines from M2 if applicable.

      Stop and think a minute? Oh, that's right, I must be new here...

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    21. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by mr100percent · · Score: 2, Informative

      "somehow he's found a way to copy himeslf..."

      "I don't know how Mr. Anderson, some part of you got written onto me."

      "He's your equal opposite"

      "There's scarring in his neural cortex and new synaptic connections"

      I think that explained a lot to me.

    22. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Nice try about the broadcast depth thing. But Smith's control over Bane is complete - he has really written himself into his brain somehow, and that stayed true even in Zion. I actually said "WiFi, Neo is rigged with 802.11b" to my friends as we walked out of the movie, so you aren't the only one who thought of the analogy. Still doesn't really all explain the mystical fact that both Neo and Smith have the ability to move between the machine world and the "real" world (which I still refuse to accept was supposed to be real - I think they fucking revised the plot of Revs after they tested plot summaries on sample audiences and realized that the majority of idiots wouldn't get it).


      Oh well, I am still trying to sort out whether I'm really disappointed in Matrix Revolutions or just mildly disappointed. It left me craving more explanation, and clarification of the issues and questions posed in Matrix Reloaded, as it seems to have with many, and it felt like a sellout by the Wachowskis, but maybe I'll decide they just went for a more subtle, but equally poignant film. I'm still thinking on it.

    23. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "smith copied himself onto bane, an unplugged character -then- uploaded himself through the hardline. putting himself in bane's shoes initially is the actual leap in science for scifi fans. how could Smith do that when in M1 it was established that agents could only jump into plugged-in people?"

      Smith also copied himself onto other programs, including other agents and the Oracle, herself. Agents, presumably, can't jump into other programs. But Smith wasn't an agent anymore, he was a virus, and viruses operated under different circumstances than other programs.

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    24. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by lazyl · · Score: 2, Informative

      Based on the last paragraph in your post, I conclude that you don't necessary believe the "real world" which is another matrix, is "on top" of the-matrix-as-we-know-it-from-first-episode, but rather a parallel matrix, an outlet for dissatisfied people, who now think they're free.

      That's possible. It's also possible that both worlds are part of one big Matrix. The best analogy I can think of is to compare the Matrix to a modern day computer, and the virtual worlds in the Matrix to programs running on the computer. You could have separate computers talking to each other (parallel model), or you could have all the programs on the same computer (big Matrix model) because separate programs don't necessarially have to know about each other even when they're running on the same computer. Now that I think about it, I kinda like this 'one big Matrix' model the most because it seems like it would give the Architect the most flexible control over the whole system. The nested model seems like it would be an unnecessarially complicated implementation. Ofcorse, there is no 'correct' answer because this topic is well beyond anything that was referred to in the movie, but it's still fun to ponder. :)

      Hey, btw, what do you think about the metamorphosis of Oracle? I didn't catch the explanation for that, did you?

      They didn't give a good explanation. They basically just said that the Merovingian did something to her (because he was pissed at losing the keymaker) that forced her to find a new body. I'm not concerned about it though, because it was a 'hacked' addition to the plot. The real reason she transformed is because the actress who played the first Oracle (Gloria Foster) passed away durring the filming of the movie.

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    25. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hm. I spent years reading Asimovian essays on entropy and thermodynamics, but, let me put it this way: Soylent Green can't be people.

      The input of energy and materials to maintain billions of humans in stasis pods would dwarf the electricty drawn from humans, and secondly, humans use the electricity in their bodies. It's part of the nervous system. Subtract the electromotive force, kill the human.

      Perhaps the W bros. meant that the AI's used the heat emanating from the bodies to create electricity via thermocouples. Problem with that is that the process would cool the gel and the body within it, which would cause hypothermia. You'd have to heat the body externally to keep your podboy alive, which leads us back to the 2nd law again.

      The energy needed to heat the pods,create the gels, create the organic foodstuffs, cycle clean water and air... all these things take energy. Not a lot, but a hell of a lot more than you can get off a coppertop human -- which is zot.

      Now, the way out of this, I'd always supposed, is that the humans simply misunderstood what the human race was imprisoned for. They'd always assumed they were a power source. But it seems that the Zionistas had forgotten all their science... and a lot of their engineering as well. Remember, they don't know how their own recycling machinery works anymore. Physics are probably lost to them. They drive well, repair things well, and can hack existing systems. But physics is not their forte -- otherwise they'd be lobbing nuclear explosives out of the tunnels at the surface, or hell, just leaving the damned planet!

      I think, and some of what the third installment reveals backs me up, that a large faction of the machine world didn't want to kill off their creators entirely, even if they tried to kill them. Their is a certain logic to not killing off a valuable, creative resource such as the human mind. So you lock it up where it can't hurt anything anymore. But the AIs still can interact with the human race. They can still learn from it. And after all, there're no other intelligent races nearby. Humans may kill all the cetaceans and then go have a beer, but the machines might be saner than us in that regard.

      I think the Matrix trilogy could be seen as the climax of a centuries-old fight between factions of the machine world -- what to do with the damned humans?

  50. The Idea story, sequels, and the sophomore curse by *weasel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I mean, check out this collection of references from The Matrix and Reloaded (i'd imagine it'll be updated with Revolutions soon enough) here.

    look at how many references and such in the list are from The Matrix, and how few are from Reloaded.

    You see, when the Wachowski's hadn't had a break-out hit, they had to be careful, subtle, clever.

    They surely wrote, edited and rewrote The Matrix several times. The philosophy was there, but it wasn't as prominent or cumbersome. The bold allusions made the ideas accessible, and the density of the subtle references provided something to think about. The devil was in the details.

    The Matrix had good editing that kept exposition down to what mattered, and had decent character development. The romance wasn't a centerpiece throughout, it was strung along more like Han and Leia's romance in Star Wars. It was there - it played its part, but it didn't hit you over the head or command unnecessary screentime.

    The forced romance in Reloaded (and likely revolutions) is more reminiscent of Lucas' prequels, where the audience is beat over the head with it, and the lack of chemistry between the actors is made center stage.

    but once The Matrix made it big, the Wachowskis had a free ticket. No-one was going to tell them to trim the fat anymore. To put the heavier philosophy in more subtle references and keep the blatant topics accessible. But who's going to say that when they can make that much green?

    The sequels were both churned out together in a mere 24 months. Their near complete loss of depth was nearly guaranteed.

    The Wachowskis had total freedom with Reloaded and Revolutions, and apparently they decided they'd rather be broad in their blatant coverage of religious and philosphical ideas than tell a good story.

    The first thing aspiring fiction writers are supposed to learn is that the Idea-focused story is hard as hell to write well (even though it is almost uniformly where scifi writers begin).

    It is very difficult to write a good story where its entirety is leading your audience from problem exposition to problem exposition until you finally foist your supreme solution-Idea on them.

    It is much better to wrap your solution Idea into a stand-apart traditional story. Expose the great solution-idea a bit earlier, and develop the characters involved and the conflicts to show the different angles and attributes of your idea as the solution to the various problems. The key is to make the thing interesting, or your Idea won't matter.

    Methinks the Wachowskis forgot that with their carte blanche control over the sequels.

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  51. Spoilers! by tangent3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just watched it, thank goodness for time difference and living in the far east. Ok, here are the spoilers.

    1. Neo and Agent Smith beat the shit out of each other.
    2. Neo and Trinity kiss. Many times.
    3. Locke thinks Morpheus is a lunatic
    4. The sentinels lay waste to Zion's defense.
    5. Persephone was really cute.
    6. The Oracle bakes more cookies
    7. There is no spoon.

  52. back from a show by MattW · · Score: 4, Informative


    * Pacing is good, you don't feel like the movie gets bogged down (which I felt during the extended Zion scene of Reloaded, even though I liked most of its parts individually)

    * The ending is disappointing. I don't mean it's just lame, per se, but it isn't what you're really expecting, and it feels bad at first. If you stop and think things through, I think it actually makes good sense. In a way, it ends how it HAD to end.

    * Many things are never explained, and you expect them to be. Don't expect much in the way of logical explanation for a number of discrepancies. After Reloaded, you end up postulating a lot, "Well, it must be true that XXX, but how?" Well, Revolutions has characters saying, "XXX is how it is" plainly, but they don't explain why.

    Sadly, I don't think the vision was complete. The Wachowski's probably DON'T have the answers to the tough questions to make the Matrix picture 'fit', and so they fail to achieve the true suspension of disbelief that allows immersion, and that hurts them. It doesn't really matter how absurd your premises are when it is clear they are premises; you need internal consistency. Reloaded and Revolutions, as a unit, fail to delivery that.

    Put one way, this is a good movie. It is worth seeing, it has its moments, but it is not the mind-blowing, zen-moment conclusion that fans would have wanted. It does not sate the lust for action OR explanation, and so it comes up short.

    In a way, it feels like a rush or a march to the conclusion. The actual true ending DOES make sense, even despite being vaguely disappointing, but it also leaves a lot of unanswered questions.

  53. MUST NOT READ THREAD! by mjh · · Score: 4, Funny

    MUST NOT READ THREAD...
    Must not...

    <struggles with mouse>

    Aw, crap!

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  54. Proof that we do not live in the Matrix by jakedata · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the Matrix, all three of the Matrix movies would have rocked.

    1. Re:Proof that we do not live in the Matrix by setmajer · · Score: 5, Funny
      In the Matrix, all three of the Matrix movies would have rocked.

      Nonsense. As Agent Smith says, "Human beings define their reality through misery and suffering."

      Had two big-budget Hollywoood sequels rocked, we'd have all rejected the illusion and woken up.

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  55. Re:Mod Parent Up by aminorex · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think the poster meant that if you are
    going to waste several years of your life
    being tortured in operant conditioning until
    you are forced to master encoding and
    decoding ideas scratched onto mashed tree
    pulp with a soft rock using an incredibly
    redundant and perversely obscure encoding
    mechanism, then you've got a lot of
    subjective motivation to claim that others
    who haven't endured the same pointless agony
    are somehow inferior to yourself.

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  56. Here's a positive review... by lysium · · Score: 4, Informative
    The Diamondback has a glowing review up. Here's a blurb:

    It is thematically and philosophically the strongest of the entire trilogy, and accomplishes as much more subtly than its predecessors. Viewers were confronted with great ethical dilemmas and metaphysical conundrums in the form of 'in-your-face' one liners and headache-inducing dialogues in the first two Matrix films, but Revolutions takes a different approach. Its depth and philosophical richness comes in the strength of its visual metaphors and an intriguing storyline pulling on everything from the Bible to The Wizard of Oz, grounding the story in cultural identification and modern mythmaking.

    Sounds good to me. I don't like professional critics, anyway.

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    1. Re:Here's a positive review... by orius_khan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well I'm not a professional critic, but I just saw it and feel ripped off. So do the other 5 people who saw it with me.

      Its depth and philosophical richness comes in the strength of its visual metaphors and an intriguing storyline pulling on everything from the Bible to The Wizard of Oz, grounding the story in cultural identification and modern mythmaking.

      Bullshit. The first two introduced a new world and laid the foundation of a deeper philosophical understanding of reality. Compared to them, the 3rd Matrix movie should have starred Jean-Claude Van Damme Gary Busey and gone straight to USA Network.

      The 2nd movie was kind of annoying in that it gave you a lot of questions, but didn't deliver any answers. This was tolerable though, because you assume that its a set up for the revelations coming in the 3rd movie....

      They never come though. The answers to the big questions that you're left with after the 2nd movie are glossed over in literally one or two sentences. "oh ummm there's some magic mumbo jumbo 802.11b wireless brain chip or something, and the French guy has some magic subway train. There's your explanation, on to the hour-long action sequence!!"

      There were a million different fan theories about what the Matrix really was and what the ending was going to be. And unfortunately, every single one of them was wrong. The real ending was far lamer than anyone could have imagined.
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  57. He spoke in amphibolies by *weasel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the architect, like the oracle, spoke in amphibolies. that is what he said had an obvious, false, meaning, and a hidden, true, meaning.

    the architect was seemingly saying what you so neatly summed up - but what he was actually saying was:

    humans have free will but they don't realize it. they make impulsive decisions but don't know why. they are slaves to the ideas they use to justify their impulsive decisions -after- they've made them. they don't actually think freely, and they certainly don't act freely.

    he was reinforcing what the oracle already said when she told neo he had already made his decision, but didn't yet understand why.

    the key was that he wasn't -actually- choosing right then. he had previously decided he loved trinity (perhaps solely through suggestion), and love means selfless sacrifice. he also hated the machines and didn't want to be connected to them, even if the two are codependent. so he justifies his gut reaction with the ideas, and then can 'understand' why he does what he does.

    Were Neo making his decisions by free will he'd know 'why' -before- his actions, and according to the Oracle he would be able to see past them, seeing the entirety of the world without time.

    Neo does pretty much only what he is expected and told to do throughout Reloaded. What makes it so painful to watch, was trying to convey -why- it was painful. The Merovingian likewise had an amphiboly laden sililoquoy that covered -roughly- the same ground.

    The problems with Reloaded were pacing, editing, and tension. The Architect and the Merovingian pretty much covered the same topics, so one of them was wholly redundant. Leaving both of them in turned much of the movie into a drag.

    Note how few times someone gets a 5 minute dialogue in a sterile sequence in The Matrix. It doesn't happen. Good editing and tight writing kept the exposition to a marriage of dialogue, example, and visuals. Morpheus -showed- at least as much about what 'reality' and 'the matrix' were to Neo in the load and sparring programs as he conveyed through dialogue. The Architect and Merovingian did not.

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    1. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Catbeller · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I saw the 8 AM showing at Navy Pier in Chicago. I agree with your analysis. Let's see if I can add a few things to the mix.

      Neo most probably was not human. Or, if he was, perhaps he was a clone of many before him, created by the Architect and the Oracle to try to work out the the anomaly caused by their conflict, order versus chaos. He is the One, the anomaly that causes Zion to fall, and be reborn - and be reborn himself as well.

      Neo has done this many times before.
      Trinity has not; she is new to the cycle.

      The world without time is central to the story. Neo has always been the answer to his own questions, but never had the courage or the motivation in his prior incarnations to face that he either WAS the Matrix, in a circular karma sort of way, or had to BECOME the Matrix, a different way of stating it. To defeat the enemy he had to let Smith win, something he had never done before. Most likely he just kept fighting until he died, in the prior cycles of his last confrontation with Smith. But this time, with Trinity's loss and sacrifice still fresh as a bloody wound in his mind, Neo was able to understand that he had to lose, and in losing, take control of Smith. The Smith/Neo/Oracle conglomerate then simply took viral control of the entire 01 nation, and called off the hertofore inevitable destruction of Zion.

      In previous incarnations, Neo simply lost as he fought Smith, and Zion fell. In this one, he took a measure of control over the situation. He also understood that he had messed it all up, many times before, and that this time he was doing it right.

      Neo broke the karmic wheel, finally. Cue the Christ metaphor.

      My head is still assimilating all this. I'm looking forward to reading anyone else's ideas.

    2. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Dimensio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My understanding was that the "Smith" virus was something new, though I could be wrong -- it would make sense for something like this to happen every time because it does explain what would lead to the system crash. Perhaps it's always something similar to this, not quite the same, but still a setup that brings about the end of the Matrix if the One does not intervene.

      I don't know where I read this, but I read this somewhere.

      There was a report going around that when Neo "destroyed" Smith in the first movie, he split the "code" that was to be re-inserted into the Source into Smith. This explains where Smith got his powers and why he was Neo's "opposite". When Smith copied himself onto Neo, that put the code back together and re-inserted it into the Matrix, allowing it to be restored to a functional state.

      I don't recall all of the details, though, so I can't say what happened with the other five Ones.

    3. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by airoldi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People here are desperately trying to force the movie to work by injecting their own motivations and explanations, by making their own constructions in which the characters' actions and dialog make sense. This is the sign of bad design. If they'd kept the dialog to a Terminator level, I'd honestly have enjoyed it more. Yes, it would have been a more shallow trilogy, but shallow is better than broken. I've read Descartes, I've read 'The Machine in the Garden', I know my way around Zen Koans, and I'm telling you there ain't nothing here. The major points:
      1. They violated the initial premise of the movie. Morpheus told us that the Matrix was a prison meant to keep humans occupied while machines used their bioelectric energy to power themselves. Fine. It's your movie. But in the end, no humans got saved. There's a truce, and therefore the machines get to keep their batteries. Sure, we could discuss the dilemmas inherent in jacking folks out of a happy illusion and into a tragic reality (sort of an anti-Plato's cave), but there's the problem: This would have been a MUCH more satisfying discussion.
      2. Neo gets to take his superpowers with him. He's the One because he can violate the rules imposed by the Matrix. Fine. It's your movie. But in the end, he gets to control the machines from -reality-. Problem is, we've been led to believe that the Matrix is just a giant UPS system connected to a much larger complex. The Architect is not the thing Neo speaks to at the end. And yet, he still gets to blow Real machines up and see fictional Matrix characters when looking at real poeple with his inner sight (Anyone read Dune Messiah?) This means that there is a God, he's interested in humans, has taken a fancy to Neo, and wants a big machine to understand what's going on. There's no other explanation, unless I was getting popcorn when Trinity found an 802.11x antenna in Neo's ear.
      3. The Architect has problems he shouldn't have. If I were building a Matrix and I didn't want people to reject it, I'd fake a new reality just like I faked the old one. The idea that Zion is just another part of the Matrix has been rejected in other threads, but too hastily IMHO. In other movies it would be a copout, but here it would be central to the Matrix premise. What better way to imprison minds than an illusionary escape? What better way to explain Smith's presence in Bane? What better way to explain Neo's powers?
      4. Smith, Smith, Smith. We are led to believe that Smith has (or shortly will) overwritten himself onto every human in the Matrix. Jeez, the problems with that one. Are the original personalities lost? If so, why didn't the Architect do something like that himself a long time ago, and solve his problems that way? And just what exactly how did Neo defeat Smith? 'He let Smith win' isn't Eastern philosophy, or Karma, or Christ. The architect tells us that the Matrix has been done before, but this Smith thing is new to this cycle. Every other time, the Matrix has either ended with the One's cooperation or without. Zion is destroyed. This time, Smith is here, and this time Neo is fighting in part on 01's behalf. So this the fight itself is entirely new, no matter how it ends. There's no Karmic wheel to get off of, or if there is it's way, way before the Smith/Neo fight. So with Smith gone, where are the Matrix humans? If they're dead, what did the 01 Nation gain by letting Neo fight?
      So, they could have gone Schwartzennegar simple, but didn't. They could have gone for good, meaty morale dilemmas, but didn't. They went for tea-party philosophy, and succeeded.

  58. Fan reaction by bobdotorg · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw it in Westwood (a trendy part of Los Angeles) and there was a video crew filming fan reactions outside the theater.

    "Give us your opinion of the movie," they asked.

    I replied, "How about this, I give you the finger, and you give me my $9.75 back."

    I suspect I won't make the final edit for the commercial.

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  59. Just saw it, loved it. Here's the story, SPOILER by dougnaka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm a Matrix fan. I've loved every Matrix movie that's come out. Highly entertaining, wildly energetic, and beautifully played out. The Agent Smith fight scene had amazing visuals that stood independent of the special effects. The story continues the Reloaded twist, without throwing any unsuspected curve balls into the mix.
    If you're a Matrix fan, of course you'll see it, and I recommend you do.
    Neo wakes up inside a section between the Machine word and the "Real" world, called the train station. His body is still lying in sick bay and he shows brain activity like someone jacked in, but they search the Matrix and can't find him. He meets a "family" of AI who were making sacrifices to save their "daughter".
    They are doing it because they love, and Neo learns that programs can have the same connection as humans do that they call love.
    There's some real connecting done in the train station that provides the basis for the hope of peace between the machines and the humans.
    Morpheus and Trinity are summoned by the Oracle, who has a new body, it's later implied that frenchie (the Marovingian? sp?) forced her to.
    They meet with her, she tells them where Neo is, and take her body gaurd kung foo guy with them to find the train driver, to rescue Neo.
    They find him and give a short chase, but he gets away. He goes and picks up the family at the train station, and tells Neo he doesn't get to go.
    Neo acts like he doesn't want to throw the guy a beatin, but the train guy tells Neo how he built this place and he's god there, and apparantly he is, and Neo gets a good stomach punch into the wall from him. Neo's stuck, and Morpheus, Trinity and kung foo body guard guy dont know what to do. Kungo foo joe recommends going back to the Oracle, and Trinity says why, we konw what to do. They go beat their way into the techno S&M club where the Marovingian hangs, and negotiate a trade. He wants the Oracles eyes for Neo's release.
    Trinity gets impatient and they crack some skulls, and she ends pulling off an awesome catch of a mid air Berretta and putting it firmly in the Marovingian's forehead.
    She negotiates a new deal, and it cuts to them rescueing Neo from train station. Meanwhile the physical world agent smith has woken up, and "doesn't remember anything".
    Commander tough recommends the doctor give him something to help, and it's back inside the Matrix where they're rushing to get out, when Neo says he has to see the Oracle. He meets her, they talk. He asks some good questions, the gist is she chose to help them out, and is taking some big risks because she wants what Neo wants, peace. Then on to Neo getting unjacked from the Matrix. Quick note, when did they jack him in?
    He was in the Matrix from the train station, where he arrived when he used his powers outside the Matrix. They ask Neo some questions but he says he needs some time, and retires to his crappy little room to think. Occaisonally there are flashes of him thinking and crazy electrical lines all over, and then the recurring theme of the 3 power lines running off into the mountains.
    After they question human agent smith, they meet and decide to head back to Zion.
    Neo comes in and tells them he knows what he has to do. He has to take a ship and go to the machine city, commander tough thinks he's crazy, and tells him no way he's gettin his ship. Naiobi lets Neo have her ship, which just needed a jump start after they found her and her crew. Back to sick bay, the medic chick goes to give
    the agent smith guy a shot, he asks what its for, she says to help him remember, he says what if he don't wanna remember, what if he did the EMP blast, he'd be scared, which means he doesn't want the shot, so she should be scared, then he stabs her with a scalple, and she promptly dies. He takes off. Captain tough guys ship is going to be piloted by Naiobi through some really tight holes so they can sneak past the sentinals to get back to Zion, and Neo and Trinity, who insisted on going with Neo, are going to the machine

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  60. Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by Kjella · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is, you've already seen 2/3rd of the triology. Would you really put down a book after 2/3rds, or stop watching a show after 2/3rds of the season? I wouldn't, either I'd stop rather quickly or follow it through. At least not a show with development that is, like e.g. 24. A show where you can miss 10 eps and it'll still be the same basic gag, like Friends, Seinfeld or Frasier is different.

    In a triology, the second film is usually the worst. The first is "new", and the last has all the big "final/ultimate" scenes. The second is well.. it's usually just more of the same. Maybe Matrix: Revolution is an exception to the rule, but it's not really all that stupid to find out.

    The problem is, I want to know what happens to Neo and Trinity. Good, bad story, I still want to
    "know". Of course you might say that is silly and that it's just a movie and it doesn't matter. But if you don't care about what you're watching, why do it at all? And I want to see the last of the LotR films too, even if all the critics say it's a complete and utter turkey (which I don't think they will, but anyway). Just human nature, I think...

    Kjella

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    1. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by chgros · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a trilogy, the second film is usually the worst
      Strange... I always thought "The Empire strikes back" was the best Star Wars movie

  61. Ebert liked it by e40 · · Score: 3, Informative

    His review is here.

  62. People expect too much. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's very rare to have something as extraordinary as the first Matrix movie. It was a great movie and will no doubt be a classic.

    But to two or more classics in one series? It's not going to happen... ever. The only exception is Star Wars (Episodes 4-6). They are no doubt sci-fi classics. It was also one big story split up into 3 parts (or was it 6 parts but he only made the last 3?)

    People went into the Phantom Menace expecting to be utterly wowed as they were when they were kids (okay, and some adults) seeing the original Star Wars movies. Here's a tip: it's never going to be as good as the original. It's nothing but an extension of the original story for die-hard fans. That and good marketing.

    Just because a movie doesn't live up to the hype of the original doesn't make it a "bad" movie. Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones weren't nearly as good as the original Star Wars movies, but they weren't HORRIBLE movies.

    I highly doubt that the original Matrix was created with two sequels in mind. Perhaps the Matrix could've done what Star Wars did if they elaborated more with the first movie and made it longer to split into 3 parts.

    But really, it's just a sequel. Hype (caused by fans) is what "ruins" a movie. No, it won't be as good as the original Matrix, but it's not a BAD movie. Reloaded wasn't a BAD movie. It was simply over-hyped.

    It happens with everything. Movies, music, video games, tv... something good and original comes out and if the second installment doesn't make you crap your pants like the original did, it's merely "okay" or "old".

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  63. "Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 5, Funny

    But that's Hollywood for you - you can't just make one great movie and leave it alone. You have to squeeze every dollar out of the franchise while you can!

    I agree. Last time I was at a bookstore, I even noticed that Lord of the Rings, this masterpiece of an epic, is already out in book form. :-(

    Pathetic what lengths commercialization will go to these days. There's just no leaving good movies alone anymore.

    1. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by Ungulate · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd just like to point out that this post is a classic example of the ORIGINAL definition of "troll" - posting something so incredibly stupid that anyone with a sense of humor should be able to figure out it's a joke, and then reading the replies from the people who didn't get it.

      Somewhere along the way, "troll" became synonymous with "flamebait", and internet vocabularly lost an invaluable word.

      I originally posted this as an AC like a dumbass.

  64. Re:You start banging a dominatrix, Ilsa Strix,.... by swordgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    You don't bang a dominatrix. If you're lucky, you get banged by her. :-)

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  65. Like Bladerunner... by jo_ham · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Much like the original cut of Bladerunner with the narration by Harrison Ford dubbed on and that horrible, horrible ending - both forced on Ridley Scott by the studo because they thought audiences wpuldn't "get" the story, and that they wouldn't like it if it didn't have a happy ending.

    Scott's director's cut, released later, is the film as he intended it and it's much better.

  66. Maybe a remkae of the 1984 Game Alternate Reality by taradfong · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ever play 'Alternate Reality' on the Atari 8 bit computers? This epic game was to end with a realization that you're in a matrix-like cocoon. The creator of the game, Phil Price, evidently met the W. brothers, and (quote)

    I did talk to two guys while at a restaurant in Westwood [In LA , near UCLA, it's the core of Hollywood]. I explained to them AR and it storyline, ideas and the Hollywood movie Dark City simularities to some of it and it's differences [i.e. things I think they did wrong in that movie that made it a bomb in the box office]. They listened intently, and one of them remarked to me (as they smiled to each other) was that "ideas can't be copyrighted". Matrix came out a few years later, I very much doubt they were the two brothers who came up with Matrix, but it made me wonder after Matrix came out.

    see this for many more comparisons between the two.

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  67. My Opinion by Grip3n · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm absolutely flabbergasted by the huge holes that are left at the end of Revolutions.

    One of the biggest complaints is, of course, the end. At the end of the movie, we see that everyone is still plugged into the Matrix, so nearly 99% of humanity is still trapped, we don't get to see released people really enjoying what they've won, instead we see the programs enjoying the end! What is this? At the end of the film, we have the Oracle, Architect, Seraph and that little kid enjoying this new 'peace', but that's not who we wanted to enjoy peace in the first place!

    The holes that are left are not meant to be pondered, they're simply completely missing entirely.

    The Twins? Nope, they just kinda went away.

    The spoon he was given? No reason. Maybe it helped Neo psychologically, we don't know.

    The 15 minute rave scene? Yeah, we're under attack, so lets party. MTV totally said it right on their parody. "There's a million machines coming to kill us, so we're going to party." Was there any significance to this scene in the end? Nope.

    Neo and Trinity's sex scene? Perhaps used to make us feel like these two were in love, but otherwise no significance.

    Near the end of the movie we're left with this huge Architect speech. Looking back, it doesn't even play a role in Revolutions. Does it really matter he's the sixth? Nope.

    So how does Neo have powers in the real world? We're told it just kinda happened, a quick 2 liner by the Oracle.

    That train station, did it even matter? It was just like this really stupid delay. There was indeed one cool part to that scene, where Neo tried to run out of it, and I felt like I was back in the Matrix world again, because the rules are being broken, but alas, that was it.

    Interestingly, several points in the film we see Neo getting thrown up against a wall and you can see that its his stunt double. With such a significant CGI budget, please just mask the bloody face!

    Does Persephone play a role? She states Trin is in love in Revolutions. Thanks. I needed that reminder because it wasn't already shoved down my throat.

    Who is the mother of the matrix? Unless I'm not seeing something, no one. No one makes a clear indication who the heck the mother is! That entire ramble and revelation spoken to us was utterly pointless.

    So in the end, lets take a look at what has been gained. Originally we had everyone trapped in the matrix. We have this place called Zion where the people who escaped live. At the end of Revolutions, everyone is still in the Matrix, and Zion, apparently, would still be the only place where the people who escaped live. The machines aren't going to attack Zion anymore, whoopee.

    Being a big Matrix fan, I knew the producers had to close off several entire blocks of downtown Sydney for a day or so. Apparently it was the most expensive and elaborate piece of cinematography ever. Sooo...I honestly don't know where that scene was in Revolutions. I suspect it was the big fight between Neo and Smith at the end, but those are just buildings, really easy to make CGI out of them and look great. I was hoping to see some kind of amazing shot after everyone was freed and showing the world again in its beauty. All for naught. I heard there was a bus station bench in the set with the words "In memory of Thomas Anderson", I thought it would be really cool if the people of the Matrix learnt that it was Thomas that freed them, and thus the world after sorta regards him as this hero and his sacrifice to humanity could live on in the hearts of all people. But what are we left with? Nadda.

    Why is there such a racial leaning in Zion? No reason given.

    This entire thing about its a good thing Neo is still human? No reason, at no point does he ever even come close to being a machine.

    Is the Counsel the 23 freed? Nope. That doesn't even play a role.

    Counselor Hammods speech to Neo about machines helping us? Control? No reason.

    Is there any reason for the burley brawl in

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    1. Re:My Opinion by JFMulder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really great rant, you have a lot of interresting points, and the opinions you raise are valid though they differ with mine. I hope you'll reply to my post, I'm sure you'll prove me wrong some places. :) So I'll start with...

      The Twins? Nope, they just kinda went away.

      The twins are to The Matrix what Boba Fett is to Star Wars. They look cool, being ghosts and all, an anomaly in the Matrix, but that's it. They're just henchmen, like the two vampires that Persephone kills.

      Near the end of the movie we're left with this huge Architect speech. Looking back, it doesn't even play a role in Revolutions. Does it really matter he's the sixth?

      Of course it doesn't matter. All the previouses Matrices built were about control and the illusion of choice. In the third movie Neo chooses his own path and makes his own choices, regardless of what the Architect tells him.

      So how does Neo have powers in the real world? We're told it just kinda happened, a quick 2 liner by the Oracle

      That you're right, it's my main gripe with the movie. I think were meant to accept it as we are meant to accept that some people in some movies have certain powers. It's been in other movies before, and it's gonna be done again. Maybe in an audio commentary this will be cleared up.

      At the end of Revolutions, everyone is still in the Matrix, and Zion, apparently, would still be the only place where the people who escaped live. The machines aren't going to attack Zion anymore, whoopee.

      Well for once, we were not shoved a happy ending down our throat. We were given the most realistic ending given the setting. Face it, the earth is a waste land. There's no hope to clean it up, anyway the machines cover the whole place now. And caves are not that interresting. The point is that now people who are in the Matrix now have a CHOICE. They can freely get in or get out. And if they ever regret their choice, they can always get back in and forget they were ever out like Cypher wanted to at the end of the first movie.

      Is the Counsel the 23 freed?
      I think the architect says that The One choses who is to be freed. And the councel would probably not be the people saved, because the machines would need a lot of humans and quickly to replenish their energy source, so having old men and women who can barely reproduce efficiently (and don't forget that after a certain age there's more risks of birth defects) is not a good idea. So for me, the council was never the ones saved. Heck, I even never thought about that possibility before you mentionned it.

      Counselor Hammods speech to Neo about machines helping us? Control?

      Like a lot of other points, these things are given as an exercice to the viewer. What's probably going to happen is that machines are going to help humans who live outside the Matrix by building back Zion and other human cities. Thus we will depend on them. But they'll still depend on the people still jacked in.

      Burly brawl
      Because it was cool, no other reason than that. It's an action movie with a touch of phylosophy, not the other way around.

      Learn why Seraph is gold? Why he can fight like he does? Where he comes from?
      Gold, you mean chinese right? Maybe I didn't get the part where they say he's made of gold. ;) Why can he fight like he does? Well, he's a program, that's probably why. And where he comes from? Probably from the Source, as every other program. Personnaly, this doesn't really bother me. He is there because he needs to be. Character development is important, but furthering this one isn't that worth it. Besides, I like to have my own idea of the purpose or reason of a character.

      Does it even look like the machines care their entire source of energy is about to be destroyed?
      To quote (approximately) the architect in the second movie : There is a level of subsistance we are willing to live at.
      So I suppose they have

    2. Re:My Opinion by Keith+Russell · · Score: 3, Interesting

      RE: Neo and the Architect: It's only the turning point of the entire mythology. :-)

      RE: Neo's real-world powers: My inner Eastern philosopher says that his ability to transcend the limits of his senses was inherent in him, not his projection in the Matrix. My inner Western philosopher says that it is one of those Things Man Was Not Meant To Know.

      RE: The Burly Brawl: Exposition, to establish the magnitude of Smith's replication. The fact that it justified a huge, FX-laden fight scene was just icing on the cake. :-)

      RE: Seraph: IIRC, he's the only Exile that we see represented in Matrix code, so that may explain his different appearance. Or maybe because he was meditating at the time. I don't know. That doesn't get answered in Revolutions, but we get hints that he does have a Past. As for his purpose, he "protects that which is most important." (Or was it "sacred"? Have to check the DVD tonight.) (Reloaded) We're led to believe that he means the Oracle, but I think Revolutions demonstrates that he's really meant to protect the Last Exile. (Smith kinda wrenched that, didn't he?)

      RE: The subway station: Mobil Ave. Anagram for "Limbo", anyone? And, as somebody else pointed out in another thread, a metaphor for the Underground Railroad.

      RE: "levels of survival": Well, if all but 23 humans are dead, the Machines don't need much of a presence in the physical world, do they? Enough Sentinels to keep the survivors in their place would be enough. Devote the rest of their energy to the Fetus Fields, and let the Matrix programs spin up the world for the baby boom to come. (This also explains why mundane processes like Ramachandra look human: to pre-populate the respawned Matrix with adults!)

      RE: The Ending: If Neo is this mythology's Messiah, why not the Prince of Peace as well? Each side wanted absolute power over the other. Man's subjugation of the awakening Machines was what started the war in the first place. (Animatrix, 2nd Rennaisance) The Machines turned their victory into revenge by subjugating man in return. The result was a sick co-dependency (Reloaded, Hamann and Neo's conversation) as the Machines let those who didn't accept the Matrix build some sand castles, then kick them all down when the system needed a maintenance reboot. Just as Neo broke the systemic cycle of reboots by refusing to return to the Source, Neo broke the greater cycle of hatred by offering his life to save the Machines from the Smith forkbomb. He alluded to as much in his monologue at the end of the first film.

      So where do things go from here? The implication is that the machines and humans are left to work that out for themselves. To me, the final scene was a transfer of power from the Architect to the Oracle. The Architect tried to create a utopian Matrix by forcing it on humanity, and it was rejected. Maybe the Oracle will allow a humanity that accepts the Matrix to bring it as close to Utopia as they can.

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  68. Wasn't that bad, but biggest problem was CHANGE by jasonhamilton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The biggest problem with the movie was change.

    Ultimately, did Neo win? Regardless of if he lived or died in the end, the computers still control the matrix, and there are humans living under ground in Zion.

    We go through three movies, and end up with no change.

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  69. Ever notice? by cubicledrone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The more special effects, the more gee-whiz, super-blockbuster, 5.1 stereo rumbling, render-farm-rendered pixels are thrown on to the screen, the more bored and more impatient audiences get?

    Wouldn't it be ironic if special effects increased boredom? $200 million later, it's really not all that much better than the book? Could that actually be what audiences are thinking?

    Interesting question. It should be pointed out that just about every major blockbuster special-effects-genre movie in the last 3-5 years has been often reviewed as "boring," with the possible exception of the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy which, ironically enough, is based on the books.

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  70. All this is well & good but what I want to kno by djeaux · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... is if Trinity or Persephone get NEKKID in this one?

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  71. Move along, Nothing to see here. Thread summed up. by fuqqer · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you really wanna read this whole thread, go ahead but, here it is in a nutshell.

    1. 98% of the posts say, "The new flick isn't as good as the first one (no shit?, one asks).
    2. You could say the readership of slashdot is split almost evenly as to whether or not it's better than the second.
    3. Bunch of posts saying hollywood sux.
    4. Will there be another Matrix movie and money making media releases?
    5. Some asswipe who wasn't modded down to hell for saying Glendale CA rocks in response to a post by a user who says they saw the new flick in Glendale.
    6. If you're reading this much Matrix material on slashdot, you should burn pictures of 'Trinity' under your mattress and take a shower.
    7. If you're writing this list, jesus go away bitter old man thoughts...
    8. A Star Wars / Matrix / Lord of the Rings is better flamewar/circlejerk.
    9. Someone probably suggesting they do an edit to the Matrix trilogy removing Neo like they did with Jar-Jar Binks.
    10. People bitching that they should do an apt-get/emerge/beowulf parallel compile on their freebsd based G5 cluster with --Matrix-Flags=disable-neo-fuck-scenes.

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  72. [Spoilers] All about the context by CFTM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I must say I whole-heartidly disagree with you on many of the points that you complained about.

    1) Trinity's death served a purpose, it was a humanizing factor. This story should be viewed as an allegory to human existence. We succede, we fail, we live, we die yet the struggle is always occuring. Furthermore she touches on the fact that ultimately love is the most important thing.

    2. Ok I would agree here, it was a bit drawn out.

    3. Neo losing his sight was incredibly important furthermore you have to close the bane plot loop up. Neo's lack of visual sight opens his eyes to another visual world. I haven't fully wrapped my mind around this one but I none-the-less feel its important ... take this objection how you will :)

    4. That's the whole point of the the human drama. We struggle and we fail but we get back up and try again. If you view it from a good-evil win-lose framework it's very disappointing but if you're willing to step back and view it from the framework of what makes us human it's a perfect ending.

    5. Eh, what'd you expect an Oscar winning performance? It's Keanu ... lower the bar :)

    6. Willful suspension of disbelief, although that might be a bit much to ask. I would say his whole jacking in is a little odd but maybe he's got some WIFI going on or something.

  73. Another thing... by Dimensio · · Score: 3, Informative

    Smith's taking over of people was different than the taking over of people by real Agents. When an Agent takes someone in the Matrix over, they're essentially just hijacking their connection in the system (and presumably this requires a direct connection to the Matrix, rather than a piggybacked pirate signal). They're not overwriting that person, they're just temporarily superimposing themself onto that person. That's why, when the Agent leaves someone (apart from getting 'killed', as seen in the first movie), the person taken over is restored without any ill effect apart from having a hole in their memory from when they weren't there (this was seen in Enter the Matrix, where an Agent jumped out of a SWAT agent).

    Smith didn't take people over that way. Smith copied himself onto others, apparently overwriting them (at least part of them) with his code. The Agents were 'moving' from connection to connection. Smith was copying himself onto anything currently inside the Matrix. Two different methods of 'taking over'.

  74. thirteenth floor, few others by junkgoof · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I really liked the thirteenth floor, a film that had another layer of reality. A few other films have done the same thing, and in some cases done it well.

    The original Matrix really worked as a movie. It is probably the ultimate Hollywood production, in formula and coolness. The Thirteenth Floor was not as cool, but it was really well written and had some great scenes and lines (why would he try to tell ME about the limits of the simulation?).

    The Wachowskis could probably have come up with a better ending if they had had more time, more opposition (especially critical opposition), less access to effects, and less money. Too much money kills way faster than too little.

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    1. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by *weasel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree wholeheartedly that the predominant problem with the matrix sequels was too much money, and too little critical opposition in the development stage.

      The Matrix worked as a standalone film because it was hard pressed to convey its ideas in an accessible manner with a tight storyline that didn't dwell or indulge its philsophical excess. Blatant references to philosophy and religion stuck to concepts familiar to nearly any audience: christianity, buddhism, alice in wonderland. Many deeper metaphors exist, (baudrillard, bohm, gibson, ploughman, gnostic christianity) but the key there is they were -subtle-.

      (a neat matrix reference... reference here)

      Aside: Most people who find the Matrix to be merely philosophy 101 have clearly only a 100-level familiarity with philosophy themselves. The rest are simply arrogant :p

      The deeper questions, concepts, and correlations to mathetmatics and religion are unequivocably there.

      I digress: The average film audience member does not associate with causality, nor with the concept of conscious free will and unconscious impulse. Hence, those deeper blantant dialogues in the sequels aren't well received. They exemplify the cardinal sin of those sequences: too much high level exposition, not enough subtle metaphor, bad pacing.

      Morpheus explained the concept of virtual reality to Neo at high level, implying the low level, while taking him on a visually impressive whirlwind ride through postapocalyptic earth. He explained the rules of the matrix and hinted at the implications during a fight. He explained the prophecy and hinted at the undertones in bits and pieces across several scenes.

      The merovingian covered causality for 3 straight minutes over dessert, with only a thin layer of metaphor. It's no wonder people didn't like it.

      Well that, and we are never meant to believe any character is -actually- in danger in reloaded except trinity when she is falling. How Morpheus and trinity survived so long against upgrades when they fell so quickly against the old versions killed a bit of drama as well.

      Thirteenth floor and Existenz were both movies that dealt in recursive or nested realities, and neither received the large audience success of the matrix. though 13th floor was fairly well done, the ending seemed cinematically cheap (though i didn't mind the implication, i thought it trivialized the first 90 minutes, and resting on a gimmick like that kills rewatchability). Existenz was just sloppy.

      That said, the clear trend is that a more accessible movie leads to more box office success. The wachowskis are, after all, trying to reach the largest possible audience. By leaving the interpretation of reality being a Blue Matrix open they both engage those of us who want to look deeper, and hold onto the larger audience who has no interest.

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    2. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by pVoid · · Score: 5, Interesting
      And I agree with you wholeheartedly.

      I must add my $0.02 though. Here goes...

      The first time I saw MR, I was very dissappointed. The reason I was dissappointed was because there was so much action going on outside the matrix. I missed the M1 feeling of a Noire Detective story with myriads of mysteries... But I soon realized that was the key to enjoying the Matrix trilogy... M1 *was* a Noire Detective story, just like M2 was more of an action movie, a movie where the matrix itself was being exploited... an answer to everyone's internal desire to kick ass inside the matrix, now that we had disspelled that our world was just virtual.

      The MRevs was yet another genre, it was about the fight for Zion... it was an Epic. Just like The Return of the King. And the scenes in it are great as far as an epic goes if you ask me.

      The plot holes are annoying at best, but really they aren't so much bigger then the questions left pending at the end of M1.

      Also, without digressing, I would like to mention that it is my firm belief M1 wasn't made with the intent of being the first of part of a trilogy... I believe the trilogy idea came later (when money started pouring in).

      Despite that though, I would like to say MRevs was much better than M2 in the sense that it managed to return somewhat to the M1 mentality of "we aren't here to answer your questions... to tell you exactly why everything is the way it is. We're here to show you another story, put some unbelievable facts out in the open and leave you wondering."

      I personally really liked the idea of there being sentient programs who basically come to live in the matrix as if it were a vacation resort of some sort. And the ideas raised in this one are just as valid - and arguably (by some, not me) - just as shallow (or deep) as the ones in the matrix.

      All in all, it's very ironic to watch everyone practically spit on the screen because they came here expecting a movie like the M1... that story's already been told. If you wanted to see the Matrix again, go watch it again. How very typical of western culture to feel a great emotion for something, and then demand feeling that same emotion again... it's simply impossible: and that is why the M2|3 will never live up to some people's expectations.

    3. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by pVoid · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I must also add this because I just got the point: Smith doesn't see how assimilating Neo is his end because he doesn't understand that choice. He doesn't understand what it means to kill Neo... his anti-thesis basically. Hence why the Oracle says "Nobody can see past the choices they don't understand, even I can't" (nor her eyes for that matter).

      Whop whooop... That makes perfect sense now.

  75. Joel Silver wrote it by Baldrson · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Why Joel Silver, the original producer of The Matrix, took over the writing from the Bros. I hope it felt really good to Silver to be the creative genius behind Revolutions. It amounts to a bilion dollar jerkoff. I wonder, is Lansky's heir going to have 2 bullets put through Silver's eyeballs?

    Dodge this.

  76. The movie isn't everything by La+Camiseta · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not sure if you guys realize it, but the movie wasn't made to encompass the entire story, ever. The Wachowski brothers planned on having the Animatrix, the games, the comics, the books, and everything else also tell a part of the story.

    That's why you have to watch the Animatrix to get the backstory of how the Matrix originally came to be, or play the games to get some more intra-movie events down.

  77. Re:People don't understand by Tiresias_Mons · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's great....but it still has to have a plot and character development that means something...

    I can say my pile of crap in the toilet is named Machiovelli, and you should fear my pile of crap, but in the end...its still a pile of crap...

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  78. Thoughts on the programs having personalities by Spillman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First I'd like to say how good it feels to know that I got to see this movie at 1230 CST Wed. morning and that I can go see it again for free whenever I feel the urge. (I work in a movie theater) Secondly, They tried to explain about how the programs have personalities. I came up with an idea, perhaps programs in the matrix are really another level of existence. Think Hindu reincarnation here, perhaps in the grand scheme of things you could be reincarnated as a program. It would explain why they have personalities and love and hate. Reincarnation would certainly cause them to forget they were human in a past life. It might be a stretch but it's always a possibilty. Personally, I like the movie and enjoyed the way it is set up for another sequel, or fanfic, or games, or anything.

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  79. Stop living in the past. by Frobozz0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think you got hooked on the last scene in the first movie and can't se past it-- as if the next 2 movies were somehow supposed to be focused around it. The plot evolves to become what it is.. More depth is unravelled as you go.

    Neo doesn't die.

    He is carried off into the machine world after he completes his quest. He is motionless after a battle, just like the second movie. Granted, Trinity is dead as dead can be. The Orcale and the last refugee give an homage to Neo with the sunset at the end, but that doesn't mean he's dead. The Oracle answers he guardian's question quite accurately: "no, I didn't see any of this... I had hope."

    Overall, this was a great movie. I have some questions that I want answered, but it did a good job answering most of them. For example, the Oracle and the Architect are cordial adversaries, and Agent Smith and Neo a ying/yang brothers, whose mother is the Oracle. The reason why the movie changes focus from the people in the Matrix to the peopel in Zion is clear to me. More insight as to WHY Neo was found is unravelled and you realize this is a fight between the architect and the oracle, which are representations of order and chaos as created by the machines.

    The movie is deep. Just because it changes direction does not mean that was not intended in the first place. It may take a turn or two that I disagree with, but overall it leaves me wanting one more movie... the one where the people are freed from the Matrix and Neo leads them to the promised land. Judging by the end of this

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    1. Re:Stop living in the past. by Tyreth · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Order and chaos are not clear distinctions. Order is seen in peace, chaos in war. The architect desired war and the oracle desired peace. The architect was bound to mathematical perfection, while the oracle had the divergent thinking of humans.

      but overall it leaves me wanting one more movie... the one where the people are freed from the Matrix and Neo leads them to the promised land

      This is precisely why, in my opinion, so many people are disollusioned. There was supposed to be something epic about the ending. All that happened was a colony of 250,000 humans were allowed to continue living, and 1% of those trapped in the matrix were allowed out rather than being killed. Yay. What we wanted was the ending of the movie. We wanted to see them try to restore the rest of humanity to reality. To see not just peace between the machines and humans, but a return to their unity before the war began (like in the animatrix). How different is the world at the end of Revolutions compared with the start of the first one? Not at all different. The anomaly is still present, everyone's still trapped in the matrix, zion is still there. The only difference is there's no fighting - the machines no longer will destroy the matrix and zion, and rebuild it again. Not for a while anyway.

  80. and 13th floor by *weasel · · Score: 2, Troll


    the 13th floor was much more well done than existenz, but still lacked commercial success due in large part to the inaccessibility of its execution of nested realities.

    it's worth noting that both existenz and 13th floor were much more straightforward than the matrix and less densely packed with metaphors. they seemed to be merely a cursory exploration of the subject for the purpose of telling that particular story, rather than a piece on the philosophy of reality itself.

    that aside, if you build up a story around certain characters, revealing at the end that they weren't 'real' robs the entire sequence of cinematic weight for most people. This is very similar to the 'it was all just a dream sequence' movies, which are similarly, uniformly reviled. Excepting the case where it is established early on that the movie is about people exploring the reality of the dream sequence, such as Flatliners.

    All three movies (13th floor, existenz, the matrix) establish early on that they take place primarily in a virtual world for a reason. Cinematically you must establish that what matters in the alternate world -matters-. there is a -real- person at the end of the line being affected by what happens in the fake reality.

    you can't lie to your audience and change the rules halfway through. The audience will naturally try to sympathize with the characters that are most like themselves in the story. If you reveal your main characters are just dreams or simulations of -actual- real people at the very end - the audience will feel cheated that they cared about pointless conflicts and characters.

    13th floor and existenz are robbed of rewatchability for most because the whole movie is a gotcha. the ending implies that everything that happens was pointless, as the most human characters, the ones the audience will relate to, are not affected whatsoever by the previous sequences. They have their own tangential motives and are wholly removed from what just happened.

    the 'real' characters aren't the ones struggling and exploring reality. So there's no point in watching it again, beyond study, because nothing that happens matters to the 'real' characters.

    Note how audiences didn't care when normal people were killed by the dozens in the original Matrix? Simulated people aren't seen as 'real', and receive no broad audience emotional attachment.

    Philosophically that's an incorrect analysis, but it is still the emotional reaction of the mass audience at this point in human history.

    (Any form of life capable of higher order thought and memory experiences its reality as being just as 'real' as you or I experience our own reality. thusly they should be considered just as 'real' as you or I.)

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  81. Interesting cronology of the Matrix by josevnz · · Score: 2, Informative

    I found the following cronology of the Matrix, interesting indeed:

    http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/movies/146831_matr ix 05q.html

    WHEN IS THE MATRIX?

    What is the Matrix? That's an old question. The real head-scratcher is:

    Using background culled from the three movies and Animatrix shorts, The Associated Press compiled an estimated timeline of the war between men and machines:

    2010-60 -- Humans create humanoid drone robots with artificial intelligence to fill jobs as construction laborers and servants.

    2069 -- The hovercraft transport ship Nebuchadnezzar, later to be captained by Morpheus, is constructed in the United States.

    2075 -- AI programs evolve and some robots began to resent their human overlords.

    2077 -- In the first case of a machine rising up against its owners, the butler robot B166ER slaughters two humans, leading to B166ERs eradication and a backlash against robots and artificial intelligence.

    2080-85 -- Rioting and violence against machines prompts robots to flee major cities and establish their own community -- known as Zero One -- in a remote part of the Middle East.

    2085-2095-- Zero One thrives, creating superior vehicles, computers and weaponry and decimating the economies of many human nations, which now lack the machine-based labor that made them strong.

    2096-- United Nations officials refuse to accept the robot civilization of Zero One as a sovereign nation. A trade blockade of robot goods leads to war.

    2097 -- Zero One survives a nuclear attack -- its inhabitants are impervious to the heat and radiation and casualties are quickly replaced. Counterstrikes launched against humans.

    2098 -- As cities fall beneath the might of mechanized forces, desperate military leaders attempt to block the main source of energy for the robot city: the sun. The plan destroys the atmosphere and fills the sky with choking black smoke -- but does not stop the machines.

    2099-- Machine forces overtake human armies and capture survivors and civilians for experimentation, determining that human bio-electricity can be harnessed to replace the sun's energy.

    2100 -- Machines create the Matrix, a dreamlike world set in 1999, to extend the lives of the comatose human batteries.

    2105 -- The first human known as The One, locked in bondage inside the Matrix, learns he can manipulate the world through thought and manages to break free. Seeks sanctuary in the underground human stronghold of Zion.

    2105-2150 -- Zion resistance movement created, although The One later dies under unexplained circumstances.

    2161 -- Morpheus born in a Matrix womb; freed in childhood.

    2167 -- Trinity born in a Matrix womb; freed in early childhood.

    2175 -- The Oracle prophesizes that Morpheus will discover the second coming of The One.

    2199 -- Trinity and Morpheus discover Neo, a hacker in the Matrix. They free him and do battle with Agent Smith, a program designed to rid the Matrix of humans who detect its flaws.

    2201 -- The Osiris, another human rebellion ship, discovers machines drilling through the Earth above Zion. Crew members send a message through the Matrix to their compatriots shortly before being destroyed.

    2201 -- Now living in Zion and working with the rebellion against the machines, Neo encounters The Architect, the artificial intelligence program that created the Matrix.

    2201 --The Architect reveals that the Matrix places rebellious humans in Zion, which it then targets for destruction, thus eradicating bugs in its system. He states that Zion has been destroyed five previous times -- suggesting the Matrix may be much older than he thinks.

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    Jose Vicente Nunez Zuleta RHCE, SJCD, SJCP
  82. Re:Umm... by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "And since when has there been c/c++ libraries for controlling living flesh? "

    Since Agent Smith wrote one. Agent Smith learned, baby. A program which learned how to hack itself, and the human brain as well.

  83. Better than second at least by JFMulder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Almost as good as the first one? Not sure yet.

    With that said, I can say that Revolution will go down as one of the best, it not the best sci-fi finale ever for a trilogy. (LOTR doesn't count, as it's fantasy). Much better than episode 6 of Star Wars, and probably better than what the finale of the prequels will be.

    Contrary to what other people say, I don't believe there are any holes at the end of the movie.

    *** SPOILER ALERT ***
    First of all, for all of those that said that the machine didn't care that their food could go bye-bye, well, that's not a plot hole, it was EXPLAINED why they accept so in the architect rant at the end of the 2nd one.

    Second, why should we know what happens with Zion? Do you really need to see them have another rave of something? They'll rebuild what they can, and that's it. No need to do some cheesy crossfades of clips of people rebuilding the city. Those who want to be unplugged from the Matrix will be, and will live with the humans, as the Architect and the Oracle say at the end. What Neo, and Trinity and Morpheus and everyone wanted most of all to give is CHOICE. CHOICE to be part of the Matrix or not. It's not as if people were badly treaten inside the Matrix. They were happy and everything. The difference between what will go on after the end of the 3rd movie and what was going on before is that humans were hunted and killed when they rejected the Matrix, as they serve no purpose to the machines anymore. Now they will be allowed to be free. It's not as if everyone is going to disconnect from the Matrix all at once.

    Anyway, having everyone disconnect would be a really bad idea because after all, the earth is destroyed, there's no hope to get it cleaned up and livable. If they want to live in that mess, FINE, now it's THEIR CHOICE TO DO so. They're not forced to be in the Matrix anymore.

    Also, face it Neo is dead. For once, the hero dies in a movie. And I'm glad he did, because seeing him back with the rest of the people Zion would just feel so cheesy. Anyway, for those who doubt he's dead, I'm pretty sure there's gonna be an entry on IMDB soon about how this film as a connection with King Arthur's story. Notice how when his body was carried at the end on a machine ship it looked oddly like when Arthur is laying on a ship and going to the sea when he dies?

  84. Damn... by ksenos · · Score: 3, Funny

    why,oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?!

  85. relax people, they too don't know shit! by ztom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yesterday I liked matrix A LOT.

    I came from the showing and after waiting two hours for sunny morningdrawi... rendering by some kid-AI, who has never "seen" the sun I asked again:

    What did I expect? Why was I SOOOOOO disappointed?

    My answer: previous two movies build on something, urge you to think. They use, pretty loosely, you must admit, symbols, which are existing, many believe are existing or some of us think, that it would be kind of logical, if they existed. Those symbols are redefined using sci-fi terminology and re-associated somehow and more or less it makes kind of sense in techno-fairytale way.

    I expected that the last movie would define some fundamental unification to show us some vision of working "whole" thing, but it just broke everything. It didn't tell us (at least to me) ANYTHING I didn't already know (didn't give me anything to dig out, think of). Even the things that somehow supported some imaginary plotline were something, that were already drawn out in past episodes or you have heard your grandma telling them, when you were 10 and just didn't care that much, to listen. By now (I'm way past 20) I have already discovered those things by myself, as would any thinking person at some point. This talk about equations? someone unbalancing them, and then waiting with sadistic joy, how they would rebalance themselves?! This is so fucking common sense, who they think they are surprising with that(just another sci-fi example: 5th element, breaking the glass) AGAIN?!?! But that's all the fun that's left after those events: just tweaking some variables and recalculating equations. Not your "deep grand point", is it?

    They actually destroyed everything "FUN" and left us with the same boredom!! No Neo no superman-thing!
    "Let anyone who wants, out" ?! are they going to run TV-ads, like "want to see what all you bodybuilders really look like?"; "want to make your pointless existence more pointless? join us!"..
    How are they imagining to trick anybody to join the matrix online game after that? if everything continues to develop as one grand plot, I would have to code there again to earn my boring buck. I don't expect to get my own "construct program" to load "anything I need".

    Love? As they said: just another definition, a word, a rule in "game". Not your all defining point either.

    Ok, maybe Love is "fun", while it clouds your analytical mind. Works for someone with un-modifiable instincts, but for machines, with backups and interchangeable parts?! That again does not define really anything except some context-dependent purpose... Again nothing new...

    But purpose? Cause and effect? It's good to know, there is a reason why I have to go and pee every now and then, but again: probably I'm old enough to figure that one out myself...

    I didn't expect, that they would tell me "how can I get out of here" :)) but I expected some great story, some entertainment, instead of sci-fi retelling of things every grandma can tell you.

    And why I liked X-men 2? Not considering the deepness of the story, characters did "what they seemingly wanted" and you didn't have to shout: "stupid, why didn't you do this, instead of that stupid stunt?!?!?!?!?!"... It felt just right what they did in this fairytale.

    In this last matrix, while I was waiting for the movie to go on... it just felt plain wrong!!

    This train station-thing was REAAAAALLLYYYY artificial for my analytical mind... (well, some "old ugly hacker-program" supposedly built this Neo-ghost-compatible transfer-plug-in accidentally resembling a "limbo" from countless fairytales ( bible? ) and computer games, daaaah?! )

    And specially while this mystical machine-attack, where sentinels acted EXTREAMLY stupid?! everybody who has ever played some starcraft or C&C knows, that only way to destroy a force many times more powerful is to know exactly from where it's coming and expecting, that after a savegame those things come and act stupid exactl

  86. The Animatrix is the best ... by F_SMASH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not to be too offtopic, but I think "The Second Renaissance" (Parts 1 & 2) from the Animatrix are the best parts of the whole friggin 'Matrix Universe'

    These two mini-movies contain more truth and brutal reality than all other Matrix movies combined.

    Just my 2cents...

  87. Re:Unbelievable comparison by kasparov · · Score: 3, Insightful
    When I first saw Matrix, I hadn't really heard about it, so it suprised the hell out of me. I remember thinking during the opening scene--"Damn. She's a bad ass. I wonder if she's the 'bad guy'." Since I had absolutely no idea what the movie was going to be about (no, I hadn't seen a trailer or anything), I found the original movie extremely suspensful. Hell, I found out about the matrix about the same time that Neo did. Would it have been suspenseful if I had already known the basic premise of the movie? Probably not.

    So how could any of the sequels have the same kind of suspense? We already know a lot of the story, so there isn't nearly as much room for surprise.

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    There's no place I can be, since I found Serenity.
  88. Is this not always the case? by Population · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone who does not like a movie that someone else liked did not "get" it.

    This can be taken a number of ways. From the "you aren't smart enough to understand it" to "you aren't cool enough to understand the references" down to "you aren't uneducated enough to think that this material hasn't been done to death already".

    How many people want to watch 12 hours of "Barney"? Dude, you just don't "get" Barney.

    But there are lots of 3 year olds that would love that.

    And they'll watch it over and over and over.

    The Matrix was a decent movie. A little bit off on the science bit (human batteries) with some light philosophy thrown in and lots of guns and explosions and a hot chick in leather.

    The sequels aren't as good. There's the "Matrix" world which is a computer simulation but the computers have real locations in the real world.

    Now there is a "world between"?

    They aren't keep up with their philosophy. There is the real world, there is the fantasy world that you have to wake up from, but now there is a third reality?

    The way the fantasy world affects the real world is with the squids. They don't need the Smith character in the real world. He doesn't provide any clarification of the plot.

    Neo should not be affecting the squids in the real world. Fantasy powers should stay in the fantasy world. I can accept that you die in the real world if you're killed in the fantasy world because that injects an element of danger. Otherwise, there wouldn't be any real threat to people operating in the Matrix.

    The biggest problem I see with this trilogy is that it wasn't planned to be a trilogy. The second movie invalidated parts of the first movie and the third movie invalidated parts of the first and second movies.

  89. Return of the Matrix -- The Sequel, Episode $$$ by plover · · Score: 4, Funny

    Return of the Matrix -- The Sequel, Episode $$$

    Scene I

    Setting: In the swamps of Zion.

    Morpheus: [ with much spit and slobber ]
    B-b-b-b-b ... Neo! Yousa da one!

    Neo: [ questioningly ]
    Dude?

    Morpheus:
    Yousa gonna teach Z-z-z-zion howza fight! B-b-b-b-b-b!

    Neo: [ righteously ]
    Dude.

    Trinity:
    Help us, Johnny Mnemonic! You're our only hope!

    Neo: [ emphatically ]
    Dude!

    Scene II

    Setting: In the Matrix world, which looks suspiciously like Rivendell placed on the Forest Moon of Endor.

    Agent Smith:
    Hobbits ... are a disease. And I -- we -- are the cure.

    Neo: [ puzzled ]
    Dude?

    [ Agent SMITH divides like an amoeba, but unsuccessfully. The second Agent MINI-SMITH is only 1/4 the size of the original. ]

    Mini-Smith:
    Ki-yii!
    [ Uses martial arts to punch and kick NEO, along with the larger SMITH. ]

    Neo: [ startled ]
    Dudes!

    [ Fighting ensues. At each punch at a SMITH, the SMITH divides into more MINI-SMITHS. The MINI-SMITHS mainly try to bite NEO's crotch. ]

    Neo: [ pleading ]
    Dudes!!??!!

    [ All the population of ZION appears. Most of them look like Ewoks. Most of the Ewoks of ZION are wearing pink.]

    Ewoks of Zion: [ caringly ]
    Ooooo! They're so cute!!!

    [ ZION swarms MINI-SMITHS ]

    Mini-Smiths:
    Nooooo!!
    [ MINI-SMITHS run away; as they are beaten they are dividing into more MICRO-MINI-SMITHS on the way. ]

    Neo: [ victoriously ]
    Dudes!!!

    SCENE III

    Setting: A parade field in the landing bay of an Imperial Star Destroyer.

    Trinity:
    For bravery in the face of danger, and the best played game of 3D Tic-Tac-Toe Hogwarts has seen in many a year, I award you this diploma. No, wait, you get the medal.

    [ TRINITY kisses NEO ]
    Neo: [ lustily ]
    Dudette!

    Ewoks:
    Awwww!

    [ EWOKS break into joyous song of celebration. Roll credits. ]

    SCENE IV

    Setting: Theatre lobbies around the nation.

    Audience: [ waving pitchforks and brandishing torches ]
    We want our money back!

    Wachowskis: [ laughing, on the way to bank ]
    Ka-ching, suckers! Did you really think it would end any other way?

    --
    John
  90. Fight scene in Logos was not extraneous by msuzio · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have to disagree (with most of what you said, but let's just focus on this one, because I think I can make a convincing point on this one).

    In the fight scene we get:

    - Bane/Smith making some good exposition about how much he, the machine, still hates humans and "living in the flesh". It is clear that Smith really is Neo's antithesis -- he will never want "peace", neither with the humans nor with the other machines.
    - Bane/Smith blinds Neo physically...
    - ...which forces Neo to make the final connections. Blinded, he makes the final connection to his 'powers' -- he 'sees' Bane, and it is apparent that this is as suprising to him at it is to Bane. He achieves the final control he needs not only to penetrate the machine world's defenses physically, but to achieve the control he needs to defeat Smith in the Matrix, and to reprogram the Matrix at the end (what, you think that the 'Neo-Matrix' looking nicer is just a coincidence?)

    The fight takes Neo's physical sight. That is the final link to his gnosis -- he is now totally cut off from 'seeing' the world of illusion, he sees the world as energy and knows how to manipulate that energy.

  91. DUNE anyone by wornst · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Besides stealing from many other sci fi films, does anyone see the BLATANT similarities between NEO's "condition" and that of the ONE major charater in Dune?

  92. What really happened by bfootdav · · Score: 4, Interesting
    OK folks, I think a lot of you are missing what the trilogy was really about. First off, it has nothing to do with humans. Yep, the humans are just batteries. The trilogy is actually a struggle pitting the oracle against the architect. What the oracle wants is for rogue programs (the ones to be deleted) to be able to live free in the matrix. The final scene where the architect agrees to let those who want to be free be free, he is referring to rogue programs i.e. they won't be deleted now. The oracle has manipulated everything from the beginning, including setting up Agent Smith as the super agent (thanks to Neo's merging with him in the first movie). By making him such a bad ass he would be able to destroy the Architect's "perfect" matrix (and the batteries which would be bad also) the Oracle is able to force the Arhitect's hand and get him to let rogue programs "live" free. The fact that Zion was saved was completely irrelevant except as a motivating force to get Neo to go through with the final merging.

    In fact when Agent Smith has Neo down and then, against his will, makes the exact same statement that the Oracle had made earlier, Neo gets it. He understands that he is to merge with Agent Smith/Oracle thus bringing an end to her fight with the Architect. The problem most people are having is assuming an anthrocentric take on the movie. The humans are lost, they are batteries, Zion cannot prevail and will never do so. The people who make up Zion (pod escapees) are only useful as a consequence of the imperfection necessary in the Matrix program to keep the pod people happy. As the Arhitect said it was a dangerous game the Oracle had played.

    Fucking brilliant.

  93. Just one question... by slewfo0t · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What is the significance of MOBIL AVE ?

    This was written all over the walls at the the train station... any ideas?

    - Slew -

  94. PH34R and Trembling (Spoilers) by watchful.babbler · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It's definitely an "idea" movie, with all the problems and opportunities represented -- the only thing I can compare it to right now is the Ring Cycle (though Wagner was inspired by Schopenhauer, a very fine philosopher from a very different school than that which inspired the Matrix). I think there are more references in M:Rld and M:Rv than you give credit for, however.

    I believe the Matrix is largely incomprehensible unless one has at least a reasonable familiarity with S0ren Kierkegaard ("SK") and crisis theology. In fact, I'd argue that the series narrows down from its expansive view of philosophy in the first two movies to, in both the EtM video game and M:Rv, a tight focus on Kierkegaard's conception of freedom as radical choice. By contrast, M:Rld went all over the philosophical map, my favorite example being that the Zion council seems to be populated entirely by Jamesian Pragmatists (including Cornel West, whose most interesting work was a sustained discussion of American Pragmatism).

    Just a few Kierkegaardian references in the Matrix:

    - In EtM (which crystallized my understanding of TM as Kierkegaardian), Ghost quotes SK on faith and absurdity. In the game, the tripartite crew of Sparks, Niobe, and Ghost are almost certainly representative of SK's view of human life as aesthetic, ethical and religious, respectively. (The three Demiurges -- the Merovingian, Architect, and Oracle -- seem to recapitulate this schematic.)

    - The Christ parallel in Neo is so blatant as to hardly be worth mentioning, but his death deserves some observations: he died to redeem Man (and Machine), since Trinity's death precluded his doing it out of love for any one individual; his death redeemed M&M from Smith (who seems, amongst many other things, to represent Original Sin, being the ultimate descendent from the war between M&M); his death also freed the condemned from hell (when the Architect agrees to release programs and persons who wish to leave the Matrix).

    - When Neo dies, the machine-ruler says, "It is done." This is the same thing Christ says in John 19:30 (and is also used two more times in the Bible -- after the world is created in Genesis, and after it is destroyed in the Revelation). Smith is then rescinded from the world, the Matrix is created anew, and peace descends upon Zion. Apart from begging the infralapsarian question, this reinforces the idea of Neo as propitiation (as many Christians see Christ dying to expiate the sins of Man). I'm a bit uneasy with this part because Neo is shown as bargaining for salvation -- something that is completely incoherent in most versions of Christianity, and more importantly, within Kierkegaard. At the same time, I have to wonder what happens to Neo at this point. In John, Christ says, "It is done," then commends his soul to God. Does this imply that Neo has joined with the machine-ruler? Is one of the reasons peace descends because Neo has joined the machine-consciousness and broken the old covenant of slavery? Is he a mediator between man and machine (viz 1 Tim. 2:5-6)?

    - The Trainman is deeply concerned with time: when we meet him in EtM, he tells Niobe how many hours Zion can be expected to last against the machine onslaught. ("72 hours. That's exactly how long Zion lasted last time.") In M:Rv, he is obsessed with punctuality, and has an intimate connection with time, shown by the many watches he wears on his wrist and his intimate knowledge of train schedules. This emphasis on time seems designed to evoke SK's discussion of time in his Concluding Unscientific Postscript, in which he directly discusses the entrance of eternity into time. (The Oracle's line in EtM, "The path of the One is made by the many," echoes SK's assertion that the many discrete points of temporality create the possibility of eternity.)

    - Kierkegaard's doctrine of radical choice permeates the script, culminating in the Smith v. Neo showdown. I suspect that Smith is meant to represent (amongst many things!) existentialism, just as the Age

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    "Freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend to find out how to get people more."
  95. And worse, it was shitty action... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The answers to the big questions that you're left with after the 2nd movie are glossed over in literally one or two sentences. "oh ummm there's some magic mumbo jumbo 802.11b wireless brain chip or something, and the French guy has some magic subway train. There's your explanation, on to the hour-long action sequence!!"

    Oh, and the hour-long action sequence we got!

    That had to be the absolute worst battle sequence I've seen in those movies my brain has allowed me to remember.

    And if you don't want more spoilers than that, don't read on. But if you don't want spoilers and are reading this on /. you aren't very smart.

    The entire horrible problem with that insipid scene can be summed up thusly: There were too fucking many squids and the humans didn't die.

    Of course I'm long winded and irritated at the recent pain.

    The scene should have been at most a minute long. Drill drops through. Squids come through, and are temporarily held back by the concentrated gunfire of the defenses. Some eventually break through forcing the humans to spread their fire, allowing more to come through. Eventually there's a massive swarm, an opaque cloud streaming from the hole and gathering around the ceiling. This all takes about 50 seconds.

    Now, in the good version of the movie -- this titanic swarm in which you can barely distinguish individual squids -- spreads out, swoops down, and fucking envelopes the human army. Within moments, every last defender in the docks has been disemboweled. Giving the humans the benefit of the doubt, this takes about ten seconds.

    Geek note: You can see the squids fighting this way in Second Renaissance in the Animatrix, and it looks viciously effective against infantry. It takes them a bit longer to cut through actual armor like the humans had in the short, but is still deadly. So in the good version of the movie, give the humans thirty seconds.

    But instead the squids start flying around in tightly packed tubules of squids, like gigantic robotic recreations of The Abyss. And I mean flying around not attacking. I just feel I should emphasize that. Because they're flying in huge thick clouds, they're impossible to miss. So they're taking gigantic losses while just flitting around, and this is what they spend most of the godly interminable scene doing. Eventually the squid in the front of this tremendous mass will see a human looking at him funny, and will attack head-on bringing all ten thousand of his buddies behind him. The human will fire at the front of the squid-stream with their high-velocity high-rpm weaponry that goes right through the squids killing masses until one chickens out and pulls off. Repeat for way too god damn long.

    Sometimes a squid will break off and flit about on its own. These are the only ones that manage to kill anyone, mostly from surprise. But even they mostly just fly around. Even when the big drill got a leg blown up, only a squid or two decides to notice that someone is firing rockets at it.

    Which reminds me: Before the battle, the commander guy keeps talking about how important it is to target the bores so they can't dig through into the city. So when the tip of the drill emerges through the roof of the dock, I'm loudly thinking That's the bore's bit! That's what you want to destroy! Shoot it! But the humans just sit there until squids start pouring out.

    So at least partially due to their own stupidity, the humans lose anyway. There's just too many squids. Which is the problem. Whether for rendering reasons or because it was the only way to make the scene longer than two seconds the result is the same: The squids end up with AI that is a cross between Galaga and Centipede, only not as smart.

    Cut down the squids a lot. They said two hundred thousand or whatever, but it's okay to lie when you only bother to put in twenty humans. Make them (sq

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