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Search for Miss Digital World

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the you-can't-make-this-stuff-up dept.

pvt_medic writes "MSNBC is reporting that there soon will be a Miss Digital World Competition. "'MISS DIGITAL WORLD' is the first beauty contest for the likes of videogame heroine Lara Croft and computer-cloned actresses from the "Matrix" films and new beauties tweaked to perfection with 3D graphics." The website for the competition is still under construction at MissDigitalWorld.Com"

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  1. Man, that's just cruel. by Binary+Gibbon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we're /.ing websites that don't even EXIST yet? For chrissake, give them a chance to build the thing before you blow it into oblivion.

    Also: Wasn't the whole digital actress/lara croft meme really hip like, 5 years ago?

  2. Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it just me or do you guys also feel weird after spanking it to an animated character?

    1. Re:Is it just me... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It's not like women in porn are all that real these days anyway, between injections, implants, airbrushing, lighting, posing...

      Hey, NO women in media are real anymore. Just search for pictures of your favourate stars without makeup and/or airbrushing. They literally look like the girl next door, nothing special at all.

      When I first saw the article, that's what I thought it was anyway. All babes in the media are digital already!! God bless Photoshop!!

  3. Gollum, obviously... by Robert+Hayden · · Score: 5, Funny

    After winning Best Virtual Character at the MTV Movie awards, there can be little doubt that Gollum will walk away with this one as well. He's such a drama queen.

    The only competition will be from Dobby, for his stunny portrayal of life in the world's oldest profession in the movie Dobby Does Dallas.

  4. And there in the background, you can just hear ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny
    the sound of civilization finally collapsing into a giant, bottomless pit of despair and self-loathing.

    Oh, the pain. The pain.

  5. Age by Red+Rocket · · Score: 5, Funny


    Can Zelda enter? Or is there an age limit?

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    - Hail to our fearless misleader! Fool speed ahead!
  6. Remember your audience by mblase · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a diference between real and fake. You can sleep with real ones.

    Don't presume so much about your readers' seductive abilities. This is Slashdot, after all.

  7. News Flash! by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 5, Funny

    >>>>>>

    DAYLOG (2/2/04 Early)
    Feb. 2nd, 2004-

    (Reuters)- Miss Digital World deletes herself after nude photo appears to press.

    Internet Police today say they found the hard drive space where Aki Ross's Body has been found. Ross, crowned Miss Digital World, disappeared after winning the title, when the controversial website www.akirossnude.com opened up days after her crowning. Police say that members of Ross's development team could not find her anywhere. Police started the investigation moments after members of SquareSoft said she was missing, and was no longer found in the backups.

    Police and authorities found Ross several days later in an abandoned and dilapidated part of an ancient server farm, the victim of an apparent self-inflicted deletion. CSI was dispatched to the server, but said there was little to investigate, as much of her was already overwritten. The lone artifact of her deletion was a READ ME file she left, explaining the pain of her nude renders had caused her, and that she never imagined that something so innocent in the early parts of her film career would come back against her later.

    Aki Ross was four years old. Her film credits include Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within and nothing else. The other cast members of Final Fantasy could not be reached for comment.

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