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pvt_medic writes "MSNBC is reporting that there soon will be a Miss Digital World Competition. "'MISS DIGITAL WORLD' is the first beauty contest for the likes of videogame heroine Lara Croft and computer-cloned actresses from the "Matrix" films and new beauties tweaked to perfection with 3D graphics." The website for the competition is still under construction at MissDigitalWorld.Com"

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  1. Man, that's just cruel. by Binary+Gibbon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we're /.ing websites that don't even EXIST yet? For chrissake, give them a chance to build the thing before you blow it into oblivion.

    Also: Wasn't the whole digital actress/lara croft meme really hip like, 5 years ago?

  2. Related story on The Register by sczimme · · Score: 4, Informative


    Clicky clicky

    PS The story is from yesterday.

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  3. Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it just me or do you guys also feel weird after spanking it to an animated character?

    1. Re:Is it just me... by TrippTDF · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not like women in porn are all that real these days anyway, between injections, implants, airbrushing, lighting, posing...

    2. Re:Is it just me... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It's not like women in porn are all that real these days anyway, between injections, implants, airbrushing, lighting, posing...

      Hey, NO women in media are real anymore. Just search for pictures of your favourate stars without makeup and/or airbrushing. They literally look like the girl next door, nothing special at all.

      When I first saw the article, that's what I thought it was anyway. All babes in the media are digital already!! God bless Photoshop!!

  4. Okay by Quasar1999 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most geeks can't get a date with the pimply faced, slightly overweight girl in his English class... What the hell are we doing holding a competition for them where they get to design the 'perfect' woman... They don't even know what the perfect woman should be... Totally Hypocritical Contest...

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  5. Gollum, obviously... by Robert+Hayden · · Score: 5, Funny

    After winning Best Virtual Character at the MTV Movie awards, there can be little doubt that Gollum will walk away with this one as well. He's such a drama queen.

    The only competition will be from Dobby, for his stunny portrayal of life in the world's oldest profession in the movie Dobby Does Dallas.

  6. And there in the background, you can just hear ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny
    the sound of civilization finally collapsing into a giant, bottomless pit of despair and self-loathing.

    Oh, the pain. The pain.

  7. Just like in real life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're 30 minutes late for your dinner reservation and she claims she is still 'under construction.'

  8. Age by Red+Rocket · · Score: 5, Funny


    Can Zelda enter? Or is there an age limit?

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  9. I wouldn't say geek sex is hypocritical by TerryAtWork · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's more like hypoTHETical....

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  10. These should be interesting..... by Neck_of_the_Woods · · Score: 4, Funny


    Just what the average joe girl needs...comp from a chick made with photoshop, and a slider bar for increasing bust size.

    I can hear it now:

    Nerd "Yea she was ok, but she was eating my pizza and I could not tweak her breast any larger than a B cup."

    Geek "Well did she at least wear something that got your little Elvis to sing and dance?"

    Nerd "She really got bent when I told her she should be wearing Tia'wik Dancing Thong."

    Geek "Don't you just wish you could re-roll your honey?!"

    ---phffff!

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    1. Re:These should be interesting..... by nucal · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Just what the average joe girl needs

      Actually, the average girl would be extremely attractive.

  11. Remember your audience by mblase · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a diference between real and fake. You can sleep with real ones.

    Don't presume so much about your readers' seductive abilities. This is Slashdot, after all.

  12. Been done before by cybermace5 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://technoculture.mira.net.au/hypermail/0033.ht ml

    Don't you remember seeing the ads way back in, oh, 1995 Computer Shoppper and the like, for the "Miss Metaverse" beauty pageant? This nearly predates everything that's ever happened online.

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  13. Re:Just think.... by pavon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm look forward to the question and answer segment. We already know that crappy AI can pass as mindless AIM monkeys, now we get to see if it also passes the super-model turing test :)

  14. I actually like this idea by Inexile2002 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know it sounds weird and there's already lots of comments about pimply-faced geeks who can't get dates with real women - but I think this is a good idea. It lets visual artists showcase their work, it draws mainstream recognition to video games, animated movies and related media and its harmless fun.

    The show is going to be mostly a larf, there'll be some genuinely good art mixed in with some quadruple D-cupped Valkyrie farces and Jessica Rabbit-esque wannabes but all in all the really good art is the stuff that'll win. And as for the pimply faced geek who can't get a girl - what's wrong with a little harmless fantasy here and there? I had a girlfriend who was willing to dress up as Wonder Woman for me (hot damn, one of the best nights of my life) and would have done Supergirl if other factors had not intervened (I'll still get a girl to do that one day). Fantasies are harmless unless they start defining or overwhelming your sexuality.

    If they televise this show, I'll watch it, if they don't, I'll download it - I'll have a few laughs, look at some beautiful artificial women and then wistfully wish for a holodeck. No harm done.

    Oh, and I wouldn't mind seeing a slightly spruced up Kate Archer - rowr!

    1. Re:I actually like this idea by JoeBuck · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reminds me of the Dilbert cartoon:

      Dogbert says: "I can predict the future by assuming that money and male hormones are the driving forces for new technology. Therefore when virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed."

      The last frame is dated "Year 2004" and has a woman at the door asking Dogbert, "Is Dilbert available?" to which Dogbert replies, "He's been in the Holodeck since March."

  15. Re:Just another step towards geek alienation... by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    well, YOU may have lost the desire for real world women. Personally i think the whole thing is far less Stupid than the Real Life equivilant, with each entry actually requiring talent and artistic skill rather than just genetic good luck.

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  16. There can be only one! by rsfpc · · Score: 3, Funny

    All of the obvious answers aside... Maybe Grace wouldn't win the swim suite competition, but if any lady is Queen of the digital realm, it's surely her. http://ei.cs.vt.edu/~history/Hopper.Danis.html

  17. The Reigning Queen (for nearly a century...) by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 3, Funny
  18. Ultimately, there could only be 4 competitors... by Pii · · Score: 4, Funny

    We are, after all, talking about some 2-bit Whore.

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  19. News Flash! by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 5, Funny

    >>>>>>

    DAYLOG (2/2/04 Early)
    Feb. 2nd, 2004-

    (Reuters)- Miss Digital World deletes herself after nude photo appears to press.

    Internet Police today say they found the hard drive space where Aki Ross's Body has been found. Ross, crowned Miss Digital World, disappeared after winning the title, when the controversial website www.akirossnude.com opened up days after her crowning. Police say that members of Ross's development team could not find her anywhere. Police started the investigation moments after members of SquareSoft said she was missing, and was no longer found in the backups.

    Police and authorities found Ross several days later in an abandoned and dilapidated part of an ancient server farm, the victim of an apparent self-inflicted deletion. CSI was dispatched to the server, but said there was little to investigate, as much of her was already overwritten. The lone artifact of her deletion was a READ ME file she left, explaining the pain of her nude renders had caused her, and that she never imagined that something so innocent in the early parts of her film career would come back against her later.

    Aki Ross was four years old. Her film credits include Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within and nothing else. The other cast members of Final Fantasy could not be reached for comment.

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  20. Only When Digital Actors Have Q-factors by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Studios do not pay actors like Jim Carrey $20M a movie because they are "good actors." They make that kind of dough because the public will pay to see a "Jim Carrey Movie" regardless of what the flick is about. How many people will pay to see "The Cat in the Hat" this winter, hoping against hope that Mike Myers will find a way to roast some gold out of that chestnut? How many would go see the same flick if a no-name actor had the lead? Now, how many (non-geeks) would go if the lead was CGI?

    Entertainers' "Q-Factors" are polled and tabulated quarterly (I think). These are the numbers that are ascribed to a celebrity's "popularity." The higher your Q, the higher fee your agent can negotiate.

    Will there someday be persistent Idoru-esque CGI AI's with their own waxing and waning Q-Factors? Maybe. Just think of the Intellectual Property battles when studios try to copyright hairstyles, quirky smiles, and "attitudes!"

  21. Re:My Nomination by evilandi · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Cool pic.

    I don't get anti-GM. I just end up in sarcasm mode, nodding, yeah, like "naturally" bred farm animals and crops are so normal.

    Because "natural" cows would "normally" need to produce 10-20 litres of milk every single day in the "wild", what with them having enormous litters of, erm, one or two calves every, erm, one year. Maybe, in the "wild", cows bathe their young in milk every day or something. Can't think of anything else they need that much milk for.

    Or maybe, just maybe, COWS AREN'T NATURAL ANY MORE THAN POODLES OR MASSIVE FIELDS OF CORN OR ANY OTHER OF THE 99% OF FLORA AND FAUNA AROUND US WHICH HAS BEEN DELIBERATELY BRED FOR PURPOSE.

    Selective breeding, genetic modification... it's just a question of historical perspective.

    You can mod me down for ranting now. It's just that picture struck home- a real, live cow is no more "natural" than the photoshopped woman with four breasts in your picture!

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  22. Yahoo Story - with picture by msheppard · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's a yahoo version of the story - with a picture of a virtual hotty

    M@

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