Computer Control Implants for the Paralyzed
unassimilatible writes: "The Boston Globe is reporting that Cyberkinetics Inc. is about to ask federal regulators for permission to start testing a device that would enable paralyzed people to control computers directly with their brains or possibly help them move their limbs. Initially, the device, implanted into the brains of paralyzed people, will help them control a cursor on a screen or play video games. Researchers believe the technology could one day enable paralyzed people to type, control lights and heating controls, maneuver wheelchairs, or even manipulate robotic arms. I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004."
I claimed I could beat the smartest man in the world at unreal tourney.
Now they have to go and take that from me.
Now, sharks can control those laser beams on their heads too!
[I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it]
I, for one, welcome our new cybernetic paraplegic overlords.
That Stephen Hawking is a QuakeMaster!
I always wanted to see him matched against Christopher Reeves in Celebrity Deathmatch.
I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004.
I didn't realize that you meant playing AGAINST Hawking at first, and I got an image in my head of a polygonal guy in a wheelchair with a robotic arm holding a monstrous gun zipping all over the screen. It made me chuckle.
Why only paralysed people? Why can't I have a cortical link? IMHO, all current computer I/O devices SUCK. Screens are limited. Keyboards are pain. And don't get me started on mice! I hate having to sit at my desk to use the computer. Why can't I pace up and down the room?
Nah, personally, I'd fight Ghandi.
There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
most of us won't be able to afford it.
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It will happen....
...but it will never be used to help the disabled.
It will be used for porn...
It will be used as a drug...
It will be used for gaming...
Finally, it will be used in business....
They just don't have any economic power.
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Hawking vs Davros! Oh yeah...
The winner plays Captain Christopher Pike.
(I'm such a geek. *sigh*)
He thinks in more dimensions than you've got limbs. You'd be toast in a minute.
Lets hope that Gates doesn't get into his head that this is potentially life extending though. Think about it, when you're old and feeble, your drones can have just come off the assembly line. Then again, running Windows on his implants might be fitting punishment.
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My coworker (a Duke alum) told me that the researchers then tied down the monkey's arm and asked it to reach for the food again. The monkey's arm didn't move, but the robotic arm did. I can't find any articles on that, but here's one about some monkey's playing video games just by thinking it. Cool stuff.
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Computer Controls Implants in Wife..
"When the kids are away, i set them to DD. But if there's company over or Sally is going out with co-workers, I like to bring 'em down to a conservative B.
Ken: You've *ruined*... You...
Buffy: Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?
(crushes his skull with a club)
Lily: Gandhi?
Buffy: Well, you know, if he was really pissed off.
...shamelessly lifted from the Buffyverse Dialog Database
"For every right, an equal responsibility..."
Yes, this has been tested. A week or so ago I heard a story on NPR where researchers connected a monkey's brain to a computer. The monkey had a joystick in its hands which controlled a robotic arm. Eventually, the monkey figured out that it could set down the joystick and continue to control the robotic arm using nothing but its brain.
I am concerned about any program, any piece of hardware, any treaty, any law that treats me as a consumer, not a citizen
So, if your thought-controlled cybernetic arm pinches your coworkers butt, are you still guilty of sexual harrassment? "But, your honor, I was only thinking about doing that!" Sounds like a whole new legal can of worms with regards to people being responsible for their actions...
"Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney
I, for one, welcome our new quadriplegic-cybernetic overlords.
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It's like people deny that it exists. Why must the first thought be making the disable "normal" instead of making people beyond "normal"?
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