Dealing w/ PlayStation 2 Disc Read Errors?
Habitual submits this tidbit: "Ars Technica has a guide on how to essentially re-align your busted PS2 laser. The fix is meant to eliminate the Disc Read Error that tends to appear as our beloved PS2s age. The procedure isn't for the faint of heart, but it does work."
jimmy dean homestyle sausages rammed up your ass with the yoda doll.
8 steps to greasing your anus for yoda doll insertion
1) defecate. preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage and hot sauces.
2) wipe ass with witch hazel, soothes horrific burns
3) prime anus with anal ease.
4) slather richly a considerable amount of vaseline or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your yoda doll or yoda soap on a rope and liberally apply it.
5) pucker your ballon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to work it in
6) slowly rest yourself onto your yoda figurine
7) make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because that is built in.
8) gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Read slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you dont check the (desired - speaks english) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black And Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that IDE is better than SCSI because you cant afford SCSI. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who arent fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a yoda voice and saying, feel the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.
All in a days work with a yoda figurine rammed up your ass.
Greased Up Yoda Doll is My Lover
Written & composed by Greasedyoda Jackson
He was more like a beauty queen from a star wars movie scene
I said dont mind getting greased up, but what do you mean I am the one?
Who will grease up on the floor in the round
He said I am the one who will get greased up on the floor in the round
He told me his name was Greased up Yoda, as he caused a scene
Then every purple head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will grease up on the floor in the round
People always told me be careful of what you do
And dont go around breaking boys rectums
And mother always told me be careful of who you grease up and shove
And be careful of what you do [in the ass] ?cause the lie becomes the truth
Greased p Yoda is my lover
He's just a "girl" who claims that I am the one
But the kid is my greased up Yoda and my son
He says I am the one, but the kid is my greased up Yoda doll!
For forty days and forty nights
The law was on his side
But who can stand when hez in demand
His schemes and plans
cause we greased up on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always shove it up a greased ass twice
(do shove twice)
He told my baby, we where anally gyrating till 3:00
Then he looked at me, he showed me a photo
My anal lover cried, cause his anus wasnt as wide as mine
People always told me be careful of what you do
And dont go around shoving Greased Yoda Dolls in you ass!
He came and stood right up my ass.
Then the smell of sweet anal fumes
This happened much too soon
He called me to his room
Greased Up Yoda Doll is my lover
Hez just a doll who claims that I am the one
But the greasy anal remnants is my son
Greased Up Yoda Doll is my lover
Hez just a guy who claims that I am the one
But the Yoda doll is my anal toy
He says I am the one,
My suggestion: get the XBox or Cube as they seem to be much more durable than the PS2. And if all else fails...
...get the only current system that physically can't have a disc read error: the Game Boy Advance.
Goo goo g'joob.
I'm looking at buying a used SCPH-390001 this weekend. Is there a comparison about which models are more problematic, do you think it's a big enough problem to just wait to pick up a new model? (I know the new models have the quieter fan and better DVD player, but I already have an Xbox and won't use the DVD function)
Opinions?
Look at the first picture in the article, the caption says "PS2, screwdrivers, and a can of air".
What the picture shows is: A PS2, screwdrivers, and needle-nose pliers.
So, it may be ArsTechnica, but if they can't tell the difference between a can of air and pliers, I'm not sure I want to trust them with my precioussss PS2...
You can't take the sky from me...
Sony fixed my PS2 even though it was out of warranty. All I did was call the repair center and ask nicely.
I suggest you do the same before trying to self-repair. Believe me, sony is much more concerned with you being able to purchase more PS2 video games than having to absorb the cost to repair your unit.
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I have a first generation PS2 that I bought a month after they were released. It stopped reading some games and most DVDs a few months back. I looked for instructions online, popped the sucker open, used a q-tip and rubbing alcohol, swabbed the lense a bit, closed it back up and voila - works perfectly now.
What's so hard about that?
Gabriel Ricard
My PS2 (and more recently, a friend of mine's as well) started having a lot of groaning coming from the machine when loading a disc, and during some disc loading.
Ends up that the laser eye is mounted on a wormgear (visible on some of the screenshots in the article), and sometimes the little tab which sits in the wormgear's notch doesn't follow it so well anymore. I've managed to bend the plastic tab into the wormgear a bit better, but it still has the problem a bit, and it feels like a temporary fix, not a real solution. Anyone know how to fix this properly (read: permanently)?
The PS2 I brought on the day it came out did this exact thing slowly after about 2 years. First it wouldn't read the blue disks, and gradually the dvd's stopped working too. I took it into the Sony repair place and got it fixed for about $50. no biggy.
Techtv's x-play did a segment on this a little while back if someone wants to check out another article about it.
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I recall that I went through the same problem with the original PlayStation when just over the one year warranty the drive stopped reading game discs. Surprise! The PS was notorious for disc errors and many people resorted to turning the unit upside down to get the unit to read discs again. I eventually sold the unit to a friend and he managed to repair it.
When the PlayStation 2 hit the market the first thing me and my gaming friends thought of was the unreliable drives on the original PS and the hope that Sony had rid themselves of that monkey on the new unit. My fears were confirmed when friends started to experience the dreaded disc read errors months after the purchase. I never did buy a PS 2.
Now, I work for an electronics repair company and we dabble with PS 2 repairs. By dabble I mean that it is not our main business, we focus more on DVDs, TVs, etc. We get three to five units a week to repair, in and out of warranty, and this fix works about 75% of the time (so far). We are able to save our customers time in the case of in-warranty and both time and money for out-of-warranty. You would think that Sony would have made this information available to us -- no, I stumbled upon it on-line and gave the information to the repair techs. We actually make more money now on PS 2 repairs since we do not have send units to Sony to replace drives and wait for their return. We turn far more units over than we did previously, all from one stupid fix.
I should note that we have had one Gamecube in for repair since the Gamecube was released and two Xboxen like wise. What a difference in hardware reliability.
Sony, say hello to the shit list!
When I got my first PS2, I already knew there were reliability problems with the drive. So I did something I never do: I got the extended replacement plan from Best Buy. I'm on my 3rd PS2 so far, both replacements on Best Buy's nickel.
But the really great part is that their replacement plan doesn't cover the price of a replacement unit--it covers the price you paid for it when you bought it. Sony keeps dropping the price of the PS2 over the years, so both times I've had to get a replacement, I got not only a brand new PS2, but enough money left over to pick up a game or two.
The only down side is that you have to live with no PS2 at all for a week or two while they process your return. But hey, I can live with that stress.
People don't you all remember the masively insane amounts of blowing we did just to get our good old nintendo carts to work. This isnt new ground we are breaking into with systems losing their ablities over time.
It's true!
Vaguely related, what's the reliability like on xbox hard drives? This is one of the things that put me off buying one, what I can do if the hard drive gives out 2 years down the track. This is also why i'd never buy a used xbox, who knows what the last person did with it - they could have dropped it a few times for all I know and the hard drive could be on it's last legs.
I suppose realistically there's as much chance of the optical drive dying as the hard drive, but I've got a CD-ROM drive that I got in the early 90s that still works fine, but hard drives from that era are starting to give up.
This was a very informative article which just proves that PS2's are lacking in decent quality control, to the point you have to go to steps such as this to fix the machine.
:p
Although I wouldn't recommend the Q-Tip + Rubbing Alcohol trick on the lens, a guy at my work did this once on his Gamecube lens, and from the way he told me, his gamecube stopped working after that, period. Maybe he drowned his Cube lens with it or something.
Basically if you must clean the lens, don't use canned air, just find a cheapy plastic bottle with a narrow tip (IE bottles that come with hair die or what not), clean it out really good, and just use that to gently blow small amounts of air on the lens.
I do this every so often to ensure my Gamecube lens is dust free since my place does tend to get dusty fairly easily and it shows after awhile.
You must master your joystick like a fisherman masters bait! - Gimpy
I have a PS2 from the first batch out and it went bad early this year. I decided to crack it open and adjusted laser strength and even the white cog (thi topic was on Tech TV two months ago). It finally died a month ago so I called 800-345-SONY. They gave me a case number, I shipped it overnight, and it came back in better condition than before within 3 days. Been working like a champ and includes a 90 day warranty (the original warranty even expired)
What part of "can of air (not shown)" did you not understand?....Oh, must be the not shown part.
I see that they changed it since.
Lil' know fact: you can change the content of a web page! Oh my!
You can't take the sky from me...
I bought best buy's extended warranty and when my PS2 had that problem, I used the best buy replacement plan. They basically refund the original purchase cost and sell you another one at the current price.
For the cost of the 25$ replacement plan, I got $80 back from a price drop and a FREE network adaptor.