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Napster and Gnutella Measurements
belswick writes "UW has posted a paper titled "Measuring and Analyzing the Characteristics of Napster and Gnutella Hosts" at Washington in PDF form. Interesting reading for those who implement P2P software, with actual measurements, tools, and topologies. You 3l33t H4x0rz are ACM members, R1gh4?" You can get a cache of the PDF and view it online as well.
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But nothing could have prepared me for the horrors I experienced that night. I mean, there's kink and then there's kink. He actually removed the uterus from a freshly-killed cow and shoved it up his ass. Then he made me suck off a young black man and snowball the spooge into his anus.
The cow uterus became impregnated. Nine months ater Cmdr Taco gave anal birth to a black half-man, half-cow. He named it Michael Sims and gave it a job at slashdot.
"I dunno," Cmdr Taco said to me. "I'm into some pretty kinky shit."
"That's okay, I can handle it," I told him. "As long as it involved me coming in, on, or around you - you sexy, flabby, pale hunk of bloated man, you." How bad could it be? I had done it all - S&M, fecal, you name it.
But nothing could have prepared me for the horrors I experienced that night. I mean, there's kink and then there's kink. He actually removed the uterus from a freshly-killed cow and shoved it up his ass. Then he made me suck off a young black man and snowball the spooge into his anus.
The cow uterus became impregnated. Nine months ater Cmdr Taco gave anal birth to a black half-man, half-cow. He named it Michael Sims and gave it a job at slashdot.
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Of course not. Slashdot isn't the government, so they can't "censor" anything. On the other hand, Slashdot editors are dumb enough (but not rich enough) to get high-level positions in George W. Bush's cabinet.
Frankly, I think this sort of discourse is better suited to an intelligent forum.
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Seth Finklestein
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You must be new around here. The /. editors don't.