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IE To Block Pop-Ups

smd4985 writes "Next year MS will release a XP service pack that enables IE to block pop-up ads. Only a few years late. Maybe Mozilla.org/Opera should patent the technology to make it hard for Bill 'embrace and extend' Gates to kill those XCam ads...."

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  1. Wow!!! by b!arg · · Score: 5, Funny

    And maybe in a couple more years we'll get mouse gestures too!

    fp

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    1. Re:Wow!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      yes, yes, and another couple more years we can expect tab browsing. cheers !!!

  2. Paul Harvey's Rest of the Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    IE To Block Pop-Ups; Slashdot to not post dupes; Hell to freeze over

    Can I get my $5 back? I cant believe I paid for this shit

    1. Re:Paul Harvey's Rest of the Story by thunderbird46 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought Hell already froze over when Apple released iTunes for Windows? :)

    2. Re:Paul Harvey's Rest of the Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Obviously it didn't, cockface. Maybe you would've known that if your face didn't look like a cock!

      What are you gonna do now, huh? Look like a cock at me?

  3. but then by foggi3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    where will i download smiley emoticons and locate old school mates from?

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  4. Re:Sue? by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suppose Mozilla should go sue Google too, right?

    No, they can't do that, because you can't spell Google with a dollar sign like you can with "Micro$oft", and you just wouldn't get the same laughs from the Slashdot crowd.

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  5. Re:Bad for users of alternative browsers? by CmdrTHAC0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't worry. Since it's only an update, nobody will install it.

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  6. Re:Prediction by Pakaran2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO, for staying out of it?

  7. The only problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is that they plan to have Clippy jump up and say 'It blocked a popup window for you. It looks like they were trying to sell you Viagra.' every time a popup is blocked.

    1. Re:The only problem... by Virtex · · Score: 4, Funny

      Viagra? Brings new meaning to the word "popup".

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  8. Re:This is funny by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's funny since I just bought 4 books from Amazon, a rifle scope from swfa.com, and a sling and cheekpad from cactustactical.com using Mozilla and blocking pop-ups.

  9. Re:This is funny by Blublu · · Score: 1, Funny

    A rifle scope and a sling... somehow this doesn't seem top fit.

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  10. Re:This is funny by Spleener12 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I know that Firebird has never given me problems with not showing pop-ups that should be shown. It's smart like that. Hell, Firebird's open-source, so they can just copy and paste the pop-up blocking code...

    DUDE! Then the Mozilla foundation can claim the rights to IE (and since IE is integrated into Windows, they can claim the rights to Windows too!)

  11. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A buffer overrun exploit was found in IE's new popup blocking. Aparantly, instead of popping the window up to the user's desktop, it attempts to execute it. A virus dubbed the Popper worm is rapidly spreading through computers blocking popups. As a workaround, please reenable popups immediatly.

  12. Re:Bring on the software links by Pakaran2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Except that it isn't free software - RMS would probably excommunicate you for saying that :)

  13. Neither. Just light the courthouse on fire (n/t) by ChrisZuma · · Score: 1, Funny

    n/t

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  14. What about popups embeded in wmv files? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nothing pisses me off more then watching porn in a wmv format and having f'in pops open because MS created the ability to put popups in a video format running on Windows Media Player. *spit*

  15. In related news... by jtnishi · · Score: 5, Funny
    REDMOND, Wash. -- Apr. 19, 2004 -- Today Microsoft Corp. announced a new $20 million advertising campaign for their Microsoft Windows(R) Server 2003 family.

    The campaign will use pop-under windows as the core of their advertising campaign. Utilizing a little-known bypass for their banner pop-up blocker mechanism in upcoming versions of Microsoft Internet Explorer, Microsoft will take 100% of the available pop-up banner impressions available for users. "This is a great day for Microsoft," said Microsoft Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates. "Finally, our users will be able to view only those ads that our company sees fit to display to users."

    About Microsoft

    Founded in 1975, Microsoft (Nasdaq "MSFT") is the worldwide leader in software, services and Internet technologies for personal and business computing. The company offers a wide range of products and services designed to empower people through great software -- any time, any place and on any device.

  16. Re:Bad for users of alternative browsers? by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, they'll just buy the Microsoft solution to popup blockers.

    Do these guys know how to make money or what?

    KFG

  17. Re:Don't wait for the Service Pack by Blublu · · Score: 1, Funny

    Or just don't use Internet Extremelycrappybrowser.

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  18. About time indeed... by Hanji · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I have *one* person tell me, upon downloading this, "Hey, did you know that they can block popups now??", I think I *WILL* kill them.

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  19. Re:Vote with money by Stargoat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe that the proper reaction is: "About Fucking Time."

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  20. Patent?! by Cuthalion · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe Mozilla.org/Opera should patent the [popup blocking] technology

    "Method for not opening a new browser window when asked to"?

    Prior art: Every browser before Netscape 2 did this, very effectively!

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  21. Re:Prediction by NialScorva · · Score: 5, Funny

    go back?

  22. I don't trust them... by WaterDamage · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great, knowing how well MS did with "The most Secure OS ever" (WinXP) I can rest assured that their solution to block ads will be better than Mozilla's ;) Now where's my WinXP messenger spam script....hmmmm...

  23. Re:Proxomitron? by Hypocritical+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    dude, this is MICRO$OFT we're talking about here.
    They won't block the popups on MSN, or any of them that they benefit from. I also predict they will take "donations" to allow popups to get through.


    But anyone can just modify the source code so that this doesn't happen... Oh wait.

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  24. I can see it now ... by boarder8925 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Level: Critical

    Problem: Popup blocker in Internet Explorer 6 SP2 contains a vulnerability that could allow a hacker to gain remote access and execute code on your computer.
    And then there will be a patch to the patch to the service pack.
  25. Typical! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    MS is using its monopoly power to put pop up advertisement companies out of business. Typical!

  26. Re:This is funny by LittleBigScript · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't panic. It won't work until version 3, so there will be plenty of time for businesses to work around it.

  27. Re:This is funny by l.b.+noire · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because it will be really slow and clunky and not render any pages correctly.

  28. Re:Bring on the software links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    RMS would probably excommunicate you

    This is a bad thing?

  29. Proof of Innovation! by rocketjam · · Score: 2, Funny

    To all the skeptics, this is further proof that the courts made the right decision in allowing Microsoft to continue to innovate!!

  30. Obligatory questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What are pop-ups and why can't Mozilla show them? Am I missing something?? Will the next version of Mozilla finally be able to show these pop-ups??? Will Mozilla ever catch up with IE????

  31. Their next revolutionary innovation by altek · · Score: 3, Funny

    And in other news, IE will include tabbed browsing in a service pack to be released in 2007 with much fanfare of how it will revolutionize browsing the web!

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