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AOL To Be Purchased By T-Online?

Sique writes "The german newspaper Sueddeutsche Zeitung reports on its website, that the german ISP T-Online wants to buy AOL. The article is titled American Dream, but the actual wording is german. Ask the fish for help." There's also the article in Der Spiegel about the potential purchase as well; you can also check out T-Online's site.

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  1. So.. by rf0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does that mean they would be called Time Warner Aol T-Online or TWAT for short? :)

    Rus

  2. Pretty soon you'll be hearing... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sie haben Post (You've got mail)

  3. They're all alike (was: Re:hacker haven ...) by Qbertino · · Score: 4, Funny

    AOL got security? What's that? An inhouse media player replacement?

    Honestly, when it comes to security or any other area that requires basic brain function I'd say the big ISPs are a all the same: Utterly useless.

    It's countless times I've called the T-Online Hotline, asked if their mail server was down or the TDSL dialin node was down or some other informal question and every time I've gotten something like this:

    Blockhead:"What's your error message?"

    Me:"I don't think my error messages are of any use to you."

    Blockhead:"What Mailer do you use?"

    Me:"*SIGH* K-Mail."

    Blockhead:"We only support Outlook or Netscape."

    [Meanwhile down in Hell: Satan marks up another Eternity Candidate]

    Me:"I know.(I'm not gonna explain to him that E-Mail is a Service while Outlook and Netscape are Mailers and what that all means) I actually just wanted to know if you Mailserver is down."

    Blockhead: "What Windows do you use?"

    Me: "I use Linux."

    Blockhead: "Oh. Well, we don't support Linux." (NOTE THE SIGNIFICANCE: We're in Germany, so he's actually heard the word 'Linux' before)

    [Back in Hell: Satan marks Mr. Blockhead up for extra special skinning, boiling and chainsaw subdividing treatment upon arrival.]

    Me: "I know.(I'm certainly NOT gonna explain the difference between an Internet Service and an OS to him) I just wanted to know if you Mailserver is down... Could I speak to second level please?"

    Blockhead: "Well, all I can say is that due to our troubletickets the Mailserver is up and running and second level won't tell you anything different."

    Me: "Thank you very much".

    *KLICK* *Duuuuu* (german dialtone)

    I seriously doubt it is _any_ better with AOL right now.

    --
    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca