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What's the Worst Job Posting You've Seen?
Kickstart70 asks: "Recently myself and a number of friends of mine who work or worked in IT jobs have been remarking on absolutely horrible job postings for low-level IT jobs paying small change. It seems the headhunters and employers are still wanting knowledge in everything, at least one degree but preferably two, and want to keep employees on minimal wages (in the job listing linked, the wage is in Canadian dollars). Is this common everywhere? What's the worst job posting you have seen?"
Oh yeah, I've worked with a few Victorias before. After a few drinks at the Christmas party it's panties off and it's girls gone wild Part V time.
And heres my current list. I probably beat you to it all:
SQL database administrator and designer (MSSQL 2000, Postgresql, MySQL, expected oracle 9i in the near future)
Crystal Reports with Visual Basic API
Software development using Visual Basic, Trolltech's QT in Linux and Windows2000
Active Directory design and maintenance.
Firewall expert with experience in OpenBSD, Linux, WinProxy, Cisco 1700
Network administrator with active experience with snort, ethereal and tripwire.
Routing and Networking (OSPF experience required)
Hetrogenous network experience integrating Linux, Windows2000, Active Directory with Samba, OpenVMS with Linux and support Windows 3.11 as well.
MCSE, SAIR LCA, CCNA required
ERP system support, maintenance and developer using their custom API in C using borland tools for multiple operating systems with no testing time.
6+ years of system/network admin experience.
Pay: $12/per hour contract that can be terminated at any time, absolutely no vacation pay (will have to work overtime Christmas to pay rent).
Now with taxes taken, thats $9.5 per hour, which is around $6 USD per hour. I win!
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