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How to Handle an Internet Outage

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the delirium-tremens dept.

canadian_right writes "Do you know what to do if your internet connection goes down? This article includes many helpful tips, including a functional use for AOL disks."

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  1. Your spouse? by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 0, Troll

    9. Spend Time With Your Spouse
    ...WARNING: These will probably be the longest hours of your life.

    Sorry, your spouse is unavailable, for when you've been hooked up to the Internet, I've been hooked up to your wife. You think I'm kidding? You'd be surprised how many wives appreciate a little attention and how much she can get away with right under your nose.

  2. Re:Best use for AOL discs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Or better yet, hold the disc close to your fat fucking face as you crank up the speed and do us all a favor by committing suicide.