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Scientific American's Sci/Tech Gifts for 2003

Rick DeBay writes "Scientific American has come out with their Sci/Tech gift list for 2003. I think they did a good job, even the selections in the under $25 category are quite tasteful and dignified. And what Sophisticated Lady wouldn't be overjoyed at unwrapping a genuine Swarovski crystal accessory? My personal favorites fall in to those well-worn categories, 'Imprisoning Small Creatures for Amusement' and 'Getting Someone Else to Clean-Up.' The frog and shrimp farms fufill the first, and the domestically-challengeds' favorite Roomba the latter. Seriously, there is a mix of interesting gadgets, products that should never have been made, refugees from Sharper Image, and humorous geek stocking stuffers. It is unlikely that you could go wrong."

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  1. Re:My gift to Sci Am by The+One+KEA · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about a totally melted CPU? ;-)

    Google hasn't cached it yet.

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  2. Educate your family! by bartash · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am buying Beyond Fear for lots of people this Christmas.

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  3. Shrimp Farm? Big Deal by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I had a "Shrimp Farm" almost three decades ago. But it had a much cooler name, This was truly a great gift.

    1. Re:Shrimp Farm? Big Deal by Walterk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lame. They're only G-rated. I'll wait for the X-rated sea monkeys.

  4. Dear Santa, by mikesab · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would like Windows .Net server for Christmas. And more ram.
    Your's Truly,
    Slashdot Website

  5. Santa.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Santa, I want a smell-a-scope, and a bending unit, and a virtual Internet, and a pony, and a death clock, and... Oh wait, you want REAL geek gifts :-(

    Forterss of Insanity
    Blogzine

  6. Give the gift of llamas! by Guano_Jim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Check out Heifer International.

    For under $25 you can give a gift to a hungry family that will help them sustain themselves for a lifetime. You buy "shares" of animals that the organization then gives to the family.

    The gift recipient on your end ( mom, dad, sis, whoever) gets a card detailling your contribution in their name. Great stocking stuffers. Nothing says "I love you" like a share of water buffalo.

    1. Re:Give the gift of llamas! by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's like the old saying goes: Buy a family a dinner, they eat for a night. Buy a family a water buffalo, they all get trampled and have to be airlifted to the nearest trauma center.

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    2. Re:Give the gift of llamas! by operagost · · Score: 4, Funny

      Everybody's got a water buffalo.
      Yours is fast, but mine is slow.
      Oh, where do we get them, I don't know,
      But everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooo!

      I took my buffalo to the store.
      Got his head caught in the door.
      Spilled some lima beans on the floor.
      Oh, everybody's got a --

      Asparagus: Stop! Stop this instant! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everyone does *not* have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters in the mail saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!

      Narrator: This has been silly songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing ...

      Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
      Yours is pink but mine is blue.
      Hers was small but --

      Asparagus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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  7. What Slashdot Wants! by Davak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Santa Slashdot:

    Please give me a Swiss Army PDA Phone with MP3, GPS, Wireless, and GameBoy emulation all in one. Oh, and please include the linux plug-in adapter as well.

    Davak

    PS. I've been a good little Karma Whore this year.

  8. Here's my list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm pretty much a gadget geek. Here are some of the things that I want for Christmas:

    1) Job, so that I can buy these things for myself. Being laid off sucks.
    2) Something for my daughter, besides the bare necessities.
    3) Something for my wife. She works hard because I'm laid off.
    4) December's mortgage payment.
    5) November's property tax payment.
    6) One night of uninterrupted sleep.
    7) A two-month contract, just enough to get through December
    8) A month contract, just enough to get through November.
    9) A week contract, just enough to pay my phone and electric bill.
    10) All the above for my friend, who's worse off than I am.

    I stopped dreaming about dual Opterons about six months ago.

    1. Re:Here's my list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Four job interviews this week. One as a PC technician at a job 40 miles away in Miami traffic. Sent out twenty resumes yesterday, 15 of them to headhunters who don't even call back. Six months ago I was looking for a C/Java programmer position. 3 months ago broadened to network administration. I have 10 years experience with everything from Sun E10Ks to embedded MIPS machines. Help desk jobs? Sure, $12/hr down here with a mandatory 50hr workweek, no overtime and only in Miami. Good money, right? It will cost be $20 a day just to drive there for gas, tolls, and parking. Workweek would be a minimum 64 hours after traffic is factored in. Once I pay $200/week for the baby sitter it's then not worth it. Take mass transit? This is Florida, there is no usable mass transit from Ft. Lauderdale to Miami because it takes a minimum 3 hours to get there with the screwed up scheduling. If I miss the 8:00PM bus, another hour before the next one shows up. So you can sit there smug and happy, condemning me for reading Slashdot. I don't care, really. You can be condescending and unconscionable, I'm just an anonymous coward not anywhere near you and this won't change your life. I don't care. Go back to your Slashdot, to your home in suburbia or wherever, sip your coffee. Just know that the wheel turns. The antic sits, grinning at your pomp. Rota tu volubilis. The wheel turns.

    2. Re:Here's my list by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, sometimes the moderation is the funniest thing about a post. Informative? Informative???

    3. Re:Here's my list by Mrs.+Neutron · · Score: 2, Informative

      sigh... I hear you, wish I could help. Perhaps the best Christmas gift for those with jobs to give right now is to help out people who are having a tough time financially.

      I do notice that there's a "Tech Jobs" link in the lower left hand corner of Slashdot. You've probably checked it, but I thought I'd point it out.

      Finally, I just wanted to suggest a link of my own for people to look at if they want to help out others. Shelter for Life is doing a lot of work in Afghanistan to help people rebuild. They're beginning in Iraq again, now that Saddam isn't keeping them out anymore.

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    4. Re:Here's my list by zod1025 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I doubt you'd know how to "instantiate" a baby if a pregnant woman fell on your penis.

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  9. My recommendation: by breon.halling · · Score: 4, Funny

    Might I suggest 120 laser pointers?

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  10. They missed the _amazing_ by mfago · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ACME Klein Bottle!

    OTOH, they did say science lovers, not topology geeks...

    1. Re:They missed the _amazing_ by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

      My only question is, when will he come out with a klein bong?

      Didn't read the FAQ, didja? :)

  11. Off by one error by Walter+Wart · · Score: 2, Funny

    The choclate brain was cute. But the people at SciAm, as Maxwell Smart would have said, "Missed it by that much." There was a perfectly good choclate heart right there on the same site. Which gift would have more wow-factor? Especially left on your sweetie's doorstep in a little puddle of chocolate sauce?

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  12. Re:a mirror, a mirror, my kingdom for a mirror by Davak · · Score: 4, Informative

    Top Sci/Tech Gifts 2003

    25 great holiday gifts for science lovers of all ages
    Who says there's no science to gift giving? Tell that to the geek on your list whose bemused smile at "yet another acrylic turtleneck" is but a thin veil for his real desire for a James Watson Bobble Head doll.
    Once again, we have left no stone unturned in ferreting out the very best gifts for the science lovers in your midst. What's under those rocks, you might well ask. Well, the South American Longhorn Beetle Collection for one, mounted quite elegantly in your choice of frames in one of our most attractive present selections. What's more, we've got a one-pound, anatomically correct chocolate brain for hungry minds, an at-home forensics lab for the pint-sized Sherlock, and, at long last, a clever contraption that will help your loved ones to divine their dogs' most profound emotions. For your very nearest and dearest, consider a self-orienting telescope, a Swarovski crystal-studded computer mouse, or Sony's AIBO ERS-7, the latest and most astounding in robotic pet technology.

    Scientific American.com stands firm in the belief that there truly is a science to gift giving. We've done the research--now you furnish the results! --The Editors
    Special thanks to Melissa Kirsch for her assistance in producing this section

    GIFTS UNDER $25
    A Crick in His Neck?
    Best known for his contributions to the Nobel Prize-winning discovery of the structure of DNA, James D. Watson has never been so memorably depicted as in the form of the Watson Bobble Head. Bearing an uncanny likeness to the scientist himself, the doll's head lolls hither and yon delightfully, perhaps unsteady with the weight of all that knowledge! A mini-model of the famous double-helix clasped in his tiny hands, the figurine is a must-give for the biologists on your gift list.
    James Watson Bobble Head $21.95

    Not Just for Hydrochloric Acid Anymore One need not be a chemist to enjoy drinking that morning joe from a beaker! These sly Pyrex mugs sport handles, unlike many beakers in the lab, so your loved ones won't burn their hands on the vessels' steaming hot potions. This addition is also useful for science teachers, as students can watch the transfer of liquids without the demonstrator's hand blocking the view. The mugs hold up to 400 milliliters of coffee, tea or corrosive chemicals.
    Beaker Mug $10.95 ($59.95 for set of six)

    Food for Thought
    Studies abound detailing the effects of chocolate on our nervous systems. But we've yet to see a scientific study on the results of consuming a chocolate brain. Now you can find out when you give the gift of an anatomically correct one-pound solid milk chocolate brain to all the neurosurgeons, med students, brainiacs and knuckleheads on your holiday roster. Potential organ donors should note that warm climates require express shipping for their brains.
    Chocolate Brain $16.95

    The Hypochondriac's Teddy Bear
    There's nothing adorable about a sore throat in real life, but when it's magnified a million times, rendered in plush and given a set of button eyes, there's no denying it: this is one cute microbe. Joined by his other stuffed friends The Common Cold, The Flu and Stomach Ache, these pals from the Under the Weather Collection make a wacky gift for kids and adults alike. Each four-inch-tall critter is accompanied by an image of and information on the actual microbe it represents, lest anyone get too cozy with their darling little illnesses. Just as much fun is the Maladies Collection, which includes cuddly Bad Breath. Kissing Disease, Athlete's Foot, and Ulcer.
    Plush Microbes $19.95

    Quiz Show
    For all those budding geniuses, here are endless hours of riddles, number games and word puzzles from the folks at the stratospheric-IQ society, MENSA. Choose from three different sets of elegantly designed quiz cards. At just about the size of your average index card, they're great for long car trips, sleepless nights or a post-dinner parlor game.
    MENSA Mindbender Quiz Ca

  13. Sea monkeys make a nice deterrent to interuptions. by xC0000005 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sea monkeys are also an effective way to ward off visitors. Keep a nine volt battery near the tank and every time a co-worker interupts, shcok a few. Then say "This little guy just paid for your interruption." You won't have to do this often. If the answer is documented somewhere, shock them twice.

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  14. Re:Ambient Orb by mackman · · Score: 4, Informative

    The sphere is also scriptable. You can change its color by making HTTP GET requests to the sphere-controlling server. Although I'm not gonna plop down $150 for it, I think having a glowing sphere telling you how much email you have (green no mail, yellow some, red too much) would be pretty cool.

  15. All tech mags turning into catalogs by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What is with this trend? Wired devotes at least ten pages a month to hawking gadgets. Popular Science too. Now Scientific American? Guys - we already get the Sharper Image catalog in the mail whether we want it or not - please stick to reporting on science.

  16. Re:Lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    my beloved wrapping the cord around my throat and tightening.

    Hey, don't knock it before you try it!

  17. Come on, it's not even December yet... by ThePurpleBuffalo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I was in the mall last weekend. So was Santa. Yes, it seems that the christmas shopping season starts earlier every year. No, I no longer call it the "Christmas Season", it's now the "christmas shopping season".

    Now, I see christmas gift ideas... "stocking stuffers" on Slashdot.

    Yes, this is off topic.

    This year, I'm doing my best not to buy anything for the chirstmas shopping season. I don't need an excuse to purchase something for my significant other. I'm not about to spend $20 on little pieces of plastic that will be tired of within a few hours for my niece.

    For the past couple years, when people have asked what I wanted for Christmas/birthdays/other occasions, I have said "nothing". I have everything I *need*. I'm well educated, I have a job, and I'm in the process of getting back into physical shape. I also like to think that I have a good life and I'm happy. Do I need the latest games, toys, and distractions? No. If I needed it, I'd buy it myself.

    This frustrates a fair number of people. "What do you mean you don't want anything?!? I need to get you something!" No, you don't. Save your money. One day you may need it to visit a dying loved-one. One day, you may not have a job anymore.

    A friend and I have an understanding. I never buy anthing for him, he never buys anything for me. It's the only way that we don't feel like we stiffed each other. It's been working quite well for 6 years now.

    Anyway, I don't really have a point. Just a collection of ideas I wanted to share. How do you people feel about the chirtmas shopping season?

    Beware TPB

    1. Re:Come on, it's not even December yet... by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The best 'present' is just to have others around. Not buying gifts and stuff, but spending the whole day with the family and having fun.

      So instead of saying 'nothing', simply say 'just stop by on Christmas for a boardgame or some food'. That'll keep'm all happy :-)

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    2. Re:Come on, it's not even December yet... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      >For the past couple years, when people have asked what I wanted for Christmas/birthdays/other occasions, I have said "nothing".

      I used to say that. "Thank you, but I'm ok." now I just say "Pr0n. And not that crappy domestic stuff either."

      They stopped asking me what I want and just send a nice card.

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    3. Re:Come on, it's not even December yet... by mugnyte · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I can agree with you, and have tried to do similar with my family at time. However, there is a certain level of accomodation you must have for them when they've lived an entire life equating "giving a gift" with "expressing thanks/love/etc" during the holiday season. When I've run into these folks, I try to steeer them towards more and more practical ideas for gifts (mostly outdoorsy-type stuff since I like hiking). There is a limit for everything though, where you feel like you have "so much stuff" that getting more gifts defeats the purpose.

      This year, I've convinced people to make a donation to a charity of their choice in my name, then mail me a card or glossy about the charity as the gift. Seems like people are really into it too.

      mug

  18. Pyrex Mugs Rock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Waitress! I said 400 mL NOT 480 mL!!!

  19. Gotcha! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 3, Funny
    Should you by accident have a girl in your life, handing her that mouse is the quickest way to get rid of her.

    So give it to her right after sex, then, when she wants to "cuddle"?

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    1. Re:Gotcha! by Chewie · · Score: 2, Funny

      So give it to her right after sex, then, when she wants to "cuddle"?

      Slow down there, professor. First, we've got to get to the sex part. Then we can figure out what to do after.

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  20. NYT gift guide by bartash · · Score: 3, Informative

    The New York Times has an article on techie gifts too.

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  21. Hell's bells!!! by kiwimate · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now we've moved from not RTFA to not RTFP (post)! Did you understand the parent post? You donate to the organization, and your donation is used to buy a llama, a cow, a chicken, etc. If it's a chicken, for example, a poor family is able to raise chickens, get eggs, and generally be better off. It's nothing like those Christmas cards you buy from a charity organization -- the poster was saying you can donate in someone else's name and in return receive a nice "thank-you" type of card. You know? One of those gift-card type things? A small piece of inexpensive cardboard?

    My goodness, I don't know why I'm bothering. If you couldn't even understand the original post, I don't know how I can simplify it to the point where it will make sense to you.

    And it was moderated as Funny! Okay, mildly amusing to think of llamas...but don't you know this is actually a genuinely good thing? They provide for all manner of other animals, and they're actually useful and well thought-out concepts.

    ARRGH!

  22. American Science & Surplus by StefanJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This outfit sells an amazing variety of stuff, ranging from surplus crap to scientific instruments:

    http://www.sciplus.com/

    The item descriptions are a lot of fun to read as well.

  23. Buy a DVD! by Pope · · Score: 2, Funny
    Look Around You

    For all those with a fondness for British humour, 80s TV shows, and jokes about the biggest number, this one's for you.

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  24. "Water powered?" by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This sort of thing drives me crazy:
    Reduce, reuse, recycle, and run your car on water? Yes, you heard right! Welcome to the 21st century, where many believe that fuel cells, which produce only water as a byproduct, are the next wave of environmentally sound energy sources for motor vehicles.
    Why oh why oh why oh why can people not get it into their heads that fuel cells are a means of storing energy that has to come from some electrolysis process that will have its own by-products besides water? It's like people who talk about "steam power" when they really mean "coal power."

    Grrrrrrrr!

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    1. Re:"Water powered?" by harborpirate · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Electrolysis is powered by (duh) electricity. Basically, running power through two oppositely charged rods in water cases hydrogen to separate from oxygen. Thats really a dumbed down explaination, but it'll suffice and you already knew that anyway.

      Your point is "where does the electricity come from, and isn't that pollution the same or worse anyway?"

      There are non-polluting sources of electricity. Water (dams), wind, and (coming soon) wave power don't produce much power, but they're very clean.

      And don't forget about nuclear power. Yes, it does produce nasty radioactive substances as a by-product, however, these substances do not pollute the air.

      Not to mention that coal burning plants with strict environmental controls are far less polluting that the millions of equivalent cars, each burning gasoline themselves.

      So yes, fuel cells in cars is a more environmentally sound means of propulsion. Some journalists may be dumb, but in this case they're still correct.

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    2. Re:"Water powered?" by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And why oh why can't you understand that that doesn't change the fact that fuel cells are still more environmentally sound, and still only produce water as a by-product? They're more environmentally sound because it centralizes power production, meaning it's generated at large scales, rather than all these mini powerplants we have now. And, funny enough, most power generation methods work more efficiently on larger scales. And more efficiency == more environmentally friendly.

      So, while yes, it's useful for people to understand that fuel cells shift the load of power generation, rather than solving the problem, that doesn't change the fact that it's still a far better solution for powering cars than burning hydrocarbons. As such, it's an important, but minor detail, when trying to sell the technology to the masses.

  25. Anyone else sick of this nonsense? by gz718 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wired did this recently and used up about half the magazine. This is not why I subscribe. I want long, informative articles on new trends, research, and innovative people; not a rehashing of the latest Hammacher Schlemmer catalog.

  26. Christmas shopping season starts the same time! by Gorimek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People have been complaining for at least 50 years that christmas shopping season starts earlier every year. If that was true, it would be back in at least September by now. Truth is, it still starts in mid November, like it always has.

    The fact that people perceive it as starting earlier is pretty interesting. I read an article about it once, but I can't find it on the net in 5 minutes, so I'll just claim it emphatically for now!

  27. Re:Sea monkeys make a nice deterrent to interuptio by bobroberts · · Score: 2, Funny

    You, sir, are a BOFH. Bravo!

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  28. A spammer by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want a spammer for Christmas.

    And some soundproofing foam.

    I already have the duct tape, the soldering iron, the needlenose pliers, and the wallplug ending in bare wires.

  29. Re:Forget the Swarovski mouse by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 3, Informative
    I have one. I quite like it.

    Aside from being a darn good mouse, it's also a striking piece of desktop sculpture/art.

    Despite what it says on the website, it is also compatible with Mac OS 8.5 through 9.2.2, even on older Macs with a USB port card in a PCI slot.

    For OS 8.5 and 8.6. you do need to download some extra software from Apple, Apple USB Card Support 1.4.1 and GameSprockets 1.7.5.

    Both can be found HERE .

    And you really want to get USB Overdrive. Seriously, if you're on a Mac with USB and want to use a multibutton optic mouse, USB Overdrive is the killer app for you.

    USB Overdrive can be found HERE.

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  30. Wired's geek gifts by hurtstotouchfire · · Score: 2, Informative
    Wired (note that they haven't released this article on the ent yet, and won't till Dec 1) had some decent gifts on theirs, including a ridiculously exciting child's DNA set wherein you can whip up and draw out the DNA of just about anything. It comes with dried peas or something, but I'm sure we could all be a bit more creative than that.

    Note to PKD fans: this site contains a slightly disconcerting article about the latest book to movie Paycheck, featuring Uma Thurman and Ben Affleck (or something).

  31. Eco-Sphere Experiences by mackman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After reading the article I stopped by Brookstone and picked up one of the Eco-Spheres after work. It a little lackluster given the price, but it's really fascinating. 4 little 1/2 inch shrimps running around in a little glass sphere muching on green algae. They're supposed to live 2-5 years and there's a small change they will reproduce. Basically its the pet for people who can't even keep plants alive (yep, that's me).