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AT&T Sues PayPal and eBay for Patent Infringement
theodp writes "AT&T on Thursday fired the latest shot in the escalating Web patent wars, filing suit against PayPal and eBay. AT&T issued a press release alleging that the PayPal and BillPoint payment systems infringe on AT&T's 1994 patent for the mediation of transactions by a communications system. Besides e-Payments, the AT&T patent purports to cover e-Voting, e-Auctions, e-Gifts, e-Donations, e-Wishlists and e-Referrals. e-Gad! e-Yikes!"
that we don't do software patents in Europe. Oh, wait...
IANAL but I wish I was now:
As the word communication seems to be used in extremly lose terms, they could probably use this against any business for actually doing any business, and that would probably include their own lawyers for taking on the job. DISMISSED, on the grounds of being too preposterous for words.
e-vil.
Tell the Indians they can deal with this bullshit. I'm going to grow Alpalcas or something.
THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
Please tell me they didn't patent e-sex....
:)
PLEEEEEEEASE Please please NOOOOOOooooooo.....
I didn't use the preview button, so get over it!!!!
Mike
Since he invented the damn Internet to begin with, why don't all these lawsuits and settlements just get redirected to award Al Gore??? Seems like that would save us all a lot of time...
Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
Unless you go out an buy some ATT stock, then its friken great.
the patent office should just change every instance of "a system" to "this system"
problem solved!
I'm sorry, why is it again that more lawyers/ceo's/buildings aren't being blowed up across America?
Does this mean that my $2 million dollars in my PayPal account will be lost?
Are you from Nigeria, by any chance?
and here's a link that will still work when they put up friday's comic in 7-10 hours.
From the headline, it appears that AT&T has patented the letter 'e'.
Amazon sues AT&T for suing PayPal and eBay with Amazon's 'One-Click-Sueing' technology. Full story at 11.
Mother, do you think they'll like this sig?
No you're not. I've got a patent on that:
I can. I clearly remember mediating a transaction using a communications medium WELL BEFORE this patent was filed. I purchased a plastic soldier with a parachute attached to it's head at a Toys-R-Us. I mediated the transaction using a communications medium known to the technically minded as "English." It's a shame I didn't retain the documentation. Guess I'll have to let AT&T keep the patent.
...that ought to put an end to this kinda crap.
Read the letters section of this week's Economist, the USPTO claims "Patent reform pending".
[o]_O
I e-think I'm going to be e-sick.... (apologies to Foxtrot)
Ecclesiastes 1:9
<OB_SOUTHPARK:BUTTERS>
Translation into American:
"the Simpson's did it."
</OB_SOUTHPARK:BUTTERS>
"You cannot have a General Will unless you have shared experiences. You cannot be fair to people you don't know."
They obviously forgot about MY patent (#101,936,345)
"A method of maximizing the returns of any large-scale finanical-enrichment scheme which utilizes courtroom-based justice-mediated settlements as a method for increasing cash flow, increasing the possiblities for success through the aquisition of patents for the most extremely fundamental and obvious aspects of every-day existence."
Nice try though.