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Glowing Fish are First Genetically Engineered Pets

securitas writes "It was bound to happen. Texas-based biotechnology company Yorktown Technologies will start selling a 'genetically engineered aquarium fish that glows in the dark.' The trademarked GloFish -- 'a tropical zebra fish infused with the gene of a sea anemone that makes it glow fluorescent red' -- is first genetically engineered pet. The possible consequences of introducing a new trangenic species into the environment has touched off a debate that has critics such as the National Academies of Science and the Center for Food Safety calling for a ban on the sale of the fish unless the FDA regulates and approves it. The fish go on sale in January 2004. You can see photos of the GloFish here. Cool, but it's no Blinky." M : I think these guys are marketing the fish for a Taiwanese company.

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  1. Bummer by Durin_Deathless · · Score: 5, Funny

    From their FAQ:
    What if a fluorescent zebra fish is eaten? Eating a fluorescent zebra fish is the same as eating any other zebra fish. Their fluorescence is derived from a naturally occurring gene and is completely safe for the environment. Just as eating a blue fish would not turn a predator blue, eating a fluorescent fish would not make a predator fluoresce.

    Bummer, I was hoping to see fluorescent cats!

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    1. Re:Bummer by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Funny

      We breed fluorescent mice at my work. Cute little critters, have no idea that they glow. But they probably do wonder why people are always picking them up and sticking them under funny-colored lights and making "ooh, aah" noises. ;)

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    2. Re:Bummer by filtur · · Score: 2, Funny

      New application for spam: Enlarge your penis! And make it glow! The lightsaber you always wanted!

  2. A Real Challenge by crass751 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Now if only someone could genetically engineer a fish that didn't die within a week.

    I've had about 5 fish, only one of them lived longer than a week.

    1. Re:A Real Challenge by richy+freeway · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or genetically modify people to look after fish better. :P

  3. Ultimate Case Mod by herulach · · Score: 5, Funny

    With a few of these and one of these you'd have a way cool case.

    Who needs cold cathodes?

  4. Thinking about he food chain.... by Richard_L_James · · Score: 3, Funny

    Glowing Fish are First Genetically Engineered Pets

    I bet cats will indirectly become the second ;-)

  5. I'll wait by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1, Funny

    Till they come out with a 5 assed monkey thank you very much.

    1 monkey.
    5 asses.
    is it so much to ask for?

  6. Re:Novelty Item by Richard_L_James · · Score: 5, Funny

    What purpose do a glowing fish have? 1) No need to install lights in fish tanks/ponds 2) Makes nightime fishing easier 3) You can actually see your food during the candle lit dinner with your girlfriend.... :-)

  7. red eh? by DaBjork · · Score: 3, Funny

    Couldn't they have chosen a better color than red? I just have this image of a kid curled up in bed at night, unable to sleep staring at this ominous red glowing fish all night.

  8. GloFish not as cool as Dopefish by Gathers · · Score: 2, Funny

    GloFish, eh? I think I'll wait for Dopefish to be available as pet.

  9. Not "glow-in-the-dark" by Corgha · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm a little disappointed. These aren't bioluminescent-type glow-in-the-dark fish like the ones that live in the deep sea. They're fluorescent glow-in-the-UV fish like the ones that live in the rave.

  10. Evil Fish! by cyclist1200 · · Score: 2, Funny

    We all know that these genetically engineered glowing fish are evil!

  11. Anchovies by Treacle+Treatment · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want glow-in-the-dark anchovies so I can watch LOTR in the dark and still eat pizza!

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  12. I can assure the world by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can assure the world that I am Mostly Harmless.

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  13. Re:A name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You have GOT to be kidding. God? What are you, eight years old?

  14. Cabbits by rlp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally, I'm waiting for cabbits. But only the ones that transform into either spacecraft or mechas.

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  15. Will shit glow in the dark by SoVi3t · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you eat the fish, and go to the washroom, will it glow in the dark? Cuz I'm pretty sure that would be somewhat spooky to leave there in the dark :)

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    1. Re:Will shit glow in the dark by in7ane · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think the better question to get answered is what happens if one of those see through fish eat the glowing fish?

      What if it's a glowing see through fish as well...

      I guess what I want to know is what are the chances of getting see through glowing shit?

  16. Re:These DO NOT glow in the dark by musingmelpomene · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I wonder about the effect of this on the fish. It wouldn't be terribly good for humans to have focused, intense UV rays pumped at us all day. Are these fish going to become horrible mutant fish?

  17. Re:Novelty Item by xerxesVII · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but the Ford concept car will not go out in the wild and breed with other cars, producing unknown results.

    Obviously, you don't know much about cars.

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