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Israeli Ministry of Commerce Picks OO.org Over MS

CaptainT writes "According to this article in The Register Microsoft office was replaced by Open Office in the Israeli employment agency. MS scorns the defection... This follows current Israeli antitrust legislation and the recent release by IBM and Sun of Hebrew support in OpenOffice.org. Is the Israeli Defence Force going to follow?"

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  1. tsarkon reports 9 steps to greasing up yoda in ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
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  2. Why should MS support Heeb-rew? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ....when the Jews buy one copy of MS Office and then install it on every Israeli government PC....and take it home for their PCs to boot!

    Redmond made the right decision...in the cost-benefit analysis the piracy rate in Israel certainly was a factor in Microsoft's "fuhgetaboutit"

  3. YAY by Worminater · · Score: 0, Troll

    hm... I wander what the percentage of articles on the front page that are dedicated to "they adopted somehting opensource!" there are.

  4. Am I alone... by Spytap · · Score: -1, Troll

    ...in loving the ability to think that each of these little pebbles are the beginnings of a landslide and that relatively soon Microsoft is going to be fucked?

    Whether or not it ends up to be true, thinking "microsoft is soon to be fucked" is so satisfying a thought, no?

  5. apt-get rollout of OO.org likely by Debian+Troll's+Best · · Score: 1, Troll
    This story really reminds me of some work that I'd done a few years ago with a Hebrew Studies department at a fairly major U.S. university. Basically the department needed to maintain a mid-sized lab (around 80 machines) of systems running in a full Hebrew OS and application environment. The local system administrators didn't want anything to do with it (they weren't used to dealing with any regionalization issues at all), so that's when I got called in. The nightmare was basically how to manage software rollouts (and the occasional rollback!), but all within the context of a 100% Hebrew language environment. The answer was obvious: apt-get!

    The first thing I had to do was code up a linker/wrapper between the apt-get and dselect text interface libraries to the Hebrew libraries present on Debian. This took a few weeks, but with by judicious use of the LISP hooks I'd placed in my own private source tree for apt-get a year or two previously, it was no real problem. The next thing to do was to convert the apt-get and dselect command syntax to reading right to left as is done in Hebrew, rather than the normal Western left to right. One of the jokers in my software team suggested setting up a mirror in front of the screen...and then adding it to the apt.sources file (gettit...a mirror!!), but we were able to get the department to extend our contract by a month (they were pretty tight for cash), and within the 30 days we'd re-written all the low-level display routines in dselect so that they outputted text in the correct orientation.

    Needless to say, the system is still operational even now, and they don't have any problems at all managing their software rollouts on Debian. It wouls not surprise me at all if the Israeli Governemt tried to adopt another similar, final solution. As they say, apt-get shalom!

  6. Who cares??? n/t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    blh

  7. In yet other news... by TheOldFart · · Score: -1, Troll

    Microsoft is said to be making a huge shipment of rocks and gasoline filled bottles to the Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza strip.

    1. Re:In yet other news... by TheOldFart · · Score: -1, Troll
      Now... why the fuck did you think that was a Troll? Are you in LA and are having problems with your master/slaves cabling?

      Oh... I'm sorry. I had not seen your Microsoft badge

      Fuck you!

  8. Re:In other news... by adamruck · · Score: -1, Troll

    I wouldn't count on the opensource movent to magically solve a conflict that has thousands and thousands of years of history behind it. Religion makes people irrational, its the nature of religion. This is seen even more clearly in orginized religion. I dont predict the islam/christian/muslim worlds getting along anytime soon.

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  9. hebes by Rambo,+John+J. · · Score: -1, Troll

    off with their heads!

  10. This is pocket money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Israel population: 6 million
    United States population: 290 million

    As long as the United States don't disown allegiance to Microsoft, Microsoft is safe.

  11. Re:In other news... by October_30th · · Score: 0, Troll
    Religion makes people irrational, its the nature of religion.

    Now that you mention it, it's quite absurd that we have a war on drugs for exactly the same reasons.

    "Drugs make certain people irrational and prone to violence and crime. People have been using drugs throughout the history." Now, replace the word drug with religion and it still holds true. If so, why the hell can't we crack down on religion just as we deal with drugs?

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  12. Atheism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    is a religion too. The attitude of "If you believe in a supreme being you are stupid and I am a genious." Science can answer all problems to include the meaning of life. Atheism is the religion of pride and arrogance.

  13. Hmmmm....... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 0, Troll

    I bet Arafat would just love it if Israel Open Source'd the construction specs for its A-Bombs under a GNU license ....

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  14. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    You act as if evolution and creationism are mutualy exclusive

    You sound like a religious loony.

  15. Re:A small step forward... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    The Jews had their own war memorial parade in London, a week after the "main" {Christian / Atheist} one. Unfortunately, I did not think to ask whether socialists, travellers and other groups victimised by the Nazis were also invited to attend.

    The entire Jewish religion is based around the concept of feeling sorry for themselves. Which isn't surprising really, 'cause no cunt else feels sorry for them.

  16. dam jewish nazisn by bi_boy · · Score: -1, Troll

    damn, jeish nawzis supporting opersource lovely sharon -=== jewis hitler

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  17. T Money IS a loony. Read his other posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    My best guess is that he/she took 1st year philo, flunked because of his/her religious inclination and lack of mathematical ability, and has ever since been "educating" others about just how "relative" their opinions are. Sheesh. "Read some Russell, dude." is what we should say to such kinds.

  18. Sooo what...... by BenLutgens · · Score: 0, Troll

    Like 8 people will be using it then?

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  19. I'm not part of this in any way, but... by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 0, Troll


    You said, "Look, the zionists (not all) jews realised that jews were not wanted anywhere at all."

    This is not true. There are more Jews in New York than Israel. Although their relationships are not perfect there, they are wanted.

    I'm an American. I'm not Jewish. I'm not Arab. I don't live near New York. I'm not saying I know any answers. I know that many Jews are very well educated, and many are brilliant. But I've observed that, when considering violence, Jewish IQ drops to a very low value.

    By getting Americans into a fight with Arabs, the Jews have assured that, eventually, the truth will become known to American taxpayers, and Jews will become unwelcome in America. The Jews have been making themselves unwelcome for 3200 years. When will it stop?

    The truth I am speaking of: The U.S. government gives $5.5 billion each year, about $1000 for every Jewish man, woman, and child in Israel, to Israelis for the purpose of killing Arabs. According to recent interviews on TV of the King of Jordan and the Iranian ambassador, U.S. government support for violence against Arabs is 90% of the reason for the terrorism against the United States. Most Americans don't know this. When average Americans discover that they are paying for Jewish violence, they will revolt.

    In return for American hospitality, Jews have helped corrupt the U.S. government. Put yourself in the place of a non-Jewish American. Would you want such a powerful and powerfully destructive small group in your country? Those who call themselves "Zionists" are helping history repeat itself.

  20. Re:Windows Office 97 not good enough for MS? by jd · · Score: 0, Troll

    Nonono. The person commenting clearly dropped a few words. It should be: "the features of Office 97, debugged and at their best"

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  21. Re:Who do you root for? by superyooser · · Score: 0, Troll
    Yeah, what right do Jews have to Jew-dea and Gaza?

    ( Koran search for Judah, Judea, or Gaza. Your boolean query produced no results. Hmmm)