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10 Years of FreeBSD: Anniversary Party

FreeBSD FOREVER writes "OSNews has a quick write-up from FreeBSD's 10th Anniversary Party, which they call a success for the project and the attendees."

42 comments

  1. FreeBSD Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our FreeBSD Overlords.
    Even if they are dying.

    1. Re:FreeBSD Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      We all can agree that *BSD is a failure. Yet why did *BSD fail? Once you get past the fact that *BSD is fragmented between a myriad of incompatible kernels, there is the historical record of failure and of failed operating systems. *BSD experienced moderate success about 15 years ago in academic circles. Since then it has been in steady decline. We all know *BSD keeps losing market share but why? Is it the problematic personalities of many of the key players? Or is it larger than their troubled personalities?

      The record is clear on one thing: no operating system has ever come back from the grave. Efforts to resuscitate *BSD are one step away from spiritualists wishing to communicate with the dead. As the situation grows more desperate for the adherents of this doomed OS, the sorrow takes hold. An unremitting gloom hangs like a death shroud over a once hopeful *BSD community. The hope is gone; a mournful nostalgia has settled in. Now is the end time for *BSD.

  2. It's a success! by ActiveSX · · Score: 4, Funny

    10 years, and still dying strong!

    1. Re:It's a success! by tarius8105 · · Score: 1

      10 years, and still dying strong!

      Atleast BSD gets the chicks at the conferences, Linux gets the geeky looking guys :)

    2. Re:It's a success! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      What you call a "chick" is a pale 12 year old girl.

      Sick pedos.

    3. Re:It's a success! by tarius8105 · · Score: 1

      What you call a "chick" is a pale 12 year old girl.

      Sick pedos.


      I dont know about you, but the one I saw, she said she was like 18 or 19.

  3. Cancer? by HolyCoitus · · Score: 1

    Does FreeBSD have some kind of a chronic disease? Such a young age for so many people to be sitting waiting for it to die.

    In all seriousness, congratualations to the developers and supporters of FreeBSD. I'm looking at using it on the old 133 mhz sitting next to me. Wondering if that is a good idea? Probably would just serve web pages or something minimal.

    --
    That's scary.
    1. Re:Cancer? by kjd · · Score: 1

      I served HTTP and DNS from a 133MHz Intel box with FreeBSD 3.x several years back. Worked fine for small sites with static pages; mine was a small personal site, so there was not much traffic.

    2. Re:Cancer? by cperciva · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm looking at using it on the old 133 mhz sitting next to me. Wondering if that is a good idea? Probably would just serve web pages or something minimal.

      A 133MHz box won't do very well for many GUI desktop applications, but for serving purposes it will do fine. You'll probably want to use FreeBSD Update (see sig) to keep it updated with security fixes, though, since rebuilding everything on that box would be rather slow (and you might not be able to spare 700MB for src+obj trees, either).

    3. Re:Cancer? by TwistedSquare · · Score: 1

      I'm running a bsd box on hmmm a K6-2 machine somewhere around 300 mhz (can't actually remember now...) and it acts a router for my USB ADSL modem serving two other PCs with NAT and packet filter, a web server (that admittedly sees little traffic) and gets bittorrents with no visible signs of ever slowing down, so the 133 should be fine I reckon.

  4. 15 year slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will be:

    "When are these *BSD is dying posts" going to die off?

    1. Re:15 year slogan by vesamies · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No idea, what is this *BSD anyway?

    2. Re:15 year slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      No idea, what is this *BSD anyway?

      It is the decaying remains of a once not-dead operating system.

    3. Re:15 year slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      Sure, we all know that *BSD is a failure, but why? Why did *BSD fail? Once you get past the fact that *BSD is fragmented between a myriad of incompatible kernels, there is the historical record of failure and of failed operating systems. *BSD experienced moderate success about 15 years ago in academic circles. Since then it has been in steady decline. We all know *BSD keeps losing market share but why? Is it the problematic personalities of many of the key players? Or is it larger than their troubled personas?

      The record is clear on one thing: no operating system has ever come back from the grave. Efforts to resuscitate *BSD are one step away from spiritualists wishing to communicate with the dead. As the situation grows more desperate for the adherents of this doomed OS, the sorrow takes hold. An unremitting gloom hangs like a death shroud over a once hopeful *BSD community. The hope is gone; a mournful nostalgia has settled in. Now is the end time for *BSD.

  5. I'm waiting... by gmaestro · · Score: 2, Funny

    I won't switch until FreeBSD XP comes out.

    1. Re:I'm waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FreeBSD runs on the Althon XP already.

    2. Re:I'm waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean longhorn? Gate's answer to Steve Jobs' latest OS? That is a few years away yet, and we currently don't know exactly how much of the base system will be derived from BSD. Just remember we will get a lot less support from Microsoft than Apple gives BSD.

  6. FreeBSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    You really don't keed to be Kreskin in order to look into FreeBSD's future. Even a child knows that FreeBSD is dying. All major marketing surveys show that FreeBSD has steadily declined in market share. FreeBSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    The numbers continue to decline for *BSD but FreeBSD may be hurting the most. Look at the numbers. The loss of user base for FreeBSD continues in a head spinning downward spiral. In truth, for all practical purposes FreeBSD is already dead. It is a dead man walking. It's a fact: FreeBSD is dying.

    1. Re:FreeBSD is dying by tarius8105 · · Score: 1

      The numbers continue to decline for *BSD but FreeBSD may be hurting the most.

      Hmmm either the regular troll has finally died, or he is focusing finally on just one BSD.

  7. Home by midnight? by utahjazz · · Score: 1, Funny

    It is 12:10 AM PST ... we just came back from FreeBSD's 10th Year Anniversary Party

    Don't need to read the rest, the party must have sucked.

    1. Re:Home by midnight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rest of the people stayed up to 2 AM, but we had to leave for home.

      Eugenia

    2. Re:Home by midnight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, if you would have cleaned up the basement like your mom asked you to, I am sure she would have let you stay a little later.

    3. Re:Home by midnight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      I was shocked by the overwhelming percentage of homosexuals involved with FreeBSD. If you looked at the dance floor, almost all the major FreeBSD figures were overtly gay. Don't get me wrong--I don't have a problem with it. But I'm from Bakersfield and it is one thing to read about the "gay" scene in San Francisco, and it is quite another to see it "in action"!

    4. Re:Home by midnight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was raided at 12am by the FBI.
      They searched for necrophiliacs.

    5. Re:Home by midnight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice! :) and modded insiteful too!

    6. Re:Home by midnight? by Groganz · · Score: 1

      Her coachmen turned into little daemons at midnight and her coach reverted to a Mac.

  8. Troll-in-one for the gay Linux fanboy wankers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    All the *BSD is dying posts are contained in this one post to spare the BSD section of the heavy trolling. If you have mod points and you're a wanking Linux fagboy whose momma never loved him, please mod this up so that everybody will know your dark and dirty private fantasy -- that *BSD is dying, and that you masturbate like a monkey on drugs! There's no need to post your own trolls, as they will only be redundant and you'll make yourself look even more like an asshole than you already are!

    Oh, and if I've missed any, please add your troll as a reply and I'll include it in the next Troll-in-one. Keep your flames to yourself -- I already know you have a distorted psychological need to imagine BSD as dying because it only helps to relieve the cognitive dissonance you are currently experiencing with Linux. In reality, though, it only shows a deep-seated jealousy towards BSD, which you'll go to any lengths to deny.

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    The *BSD Wailing Song

    What's left for me to see
    In my ship I sailed so far
    What can the answer be
    Don't know what the questions are.
    And after all I've done
    Still I cannot feel the sun
    Tell me save me
    In the end our lost souls must repent.
    I must know it is for certain
    Can it be the final curtain
    As long as the wind will blow
    I'll be searching high and low.
    Who knows what's really true
    They say the end is so near
    Why are we all so cruel
    We just fill ourselves with fear.
    And heaven and hell will turn
    All that we love shall burn
    Hear me trust me
    In the end our lost sould must repent.
    I must know it is for certain
    Can it be the final curtain
    As long as the wind will blow
    I'll be searching high and low
    Final curtain
    Final curtain


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    • flask of ripe urine
      pressed to bsd lips
      bsd drink up

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    I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you BSD fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a BSD box (a PIII 800 w/512 Megs of RAM) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder. 20 minutes. At home, on my Pentium Pro 200 running NT 4, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this BSD box, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that.

    In addition, during this file transfer, Netscape will not work. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even Emacs Lite is straining to keep up as I type this.

    I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various BSD machines, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a BSD box that has run faster than its Windows counterpart, despite the BSD machines faster chip architecture. My 486/66 with 8 megs of ram runs faster than this 800 mhz machine at times. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that BSD is a "superior" machine.

    BSD addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a BSD over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.


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    It is common knowledge that *BSD is dying. Almost everyone knows that ever hapless *BSD is mired in an irrecoverable and mortifying tangle of fatal trouble. It is perhaps anybody's guess as to which *BSD is the worst off of an admittedly suffering *BSD community. The numbers continue to decline for *BSD but FreeBSD may be hurting the most. Look at the numbers. The erosion of user base for FreeBSD continues in a head spinning downward spiral.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users

  9. Mourning the dead -- FreeBSD's sad lament by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    The End of FreeBSD

    [ed. note: in the following text, former FreeBSD developer Mike Smith gives his reasons for abandoning FreeBSD]

    When I stood for election to the FreeBSD core team nearly two years ago, many of you will recall that it was after a long series of debates during which I maintained that too much organisation, too many rules and too much formality would be a bad thing for the project.

    Today, as I read the latest discussions on the future of the FreeBSD project, I see the same problem; a few new faces and many of the old going over the same tired arguments and suggesting variations on the same worthless schemes. Frankly I'm sick of it.

    FreeBSD used to be fun. It used to be about doing things the right way. It used to be something that you could sink your teeth into when the mundane chores of programming for a living got you down. It was something cool and exciting; a way to spend your spare time on an endeavour you loved that was at the same time wholesome and worthwhile.

    It's not anymore. It's about bylaws and committees and reports and milestones, telling others what to do and doing what you're told. It's about who can rant the longest or shout the loudest or mislead the most people into a bloc in order to legitimise doing what they think is best. Individuals notwithstanding, the project as a whole has lost track of where it's going, and has instead become obsessed with process and mechanics.

    So I'm leaving core. I don't want to feel like I should be "doing something" about a project that has lost interest in having something done for it. I don't have the energy to fight what has clearly become a losing battle; I have a life to live and a job to keep, and I won't achieve any of the goals I personally consider worthwhile if I remain obligated to care for the project.

    Discussion

    I'm sure that I've offended some people already; I'm sure that by the time I'm done here, I'll have offended more. If you feel a need to play to the crowd in your replies rather than make a sincere effort to address the problems I'm discussing here, please do us the courtesy of playing your politics openly.

    From a technical perspective, the project faces a set of challenges that significantly outstrips our ability to deliver. Some of the resources that we need to address these challenges are tied up in the fruitless metadiscussions that have raged since we made the mistake of electing officers. Others have left in disgust, or been driven out by the culture of abuse and distraction that has grown up since then. More may well remain available to recruitment, but while the project is busy infighting our chances for successful outreach are sorely diminished.

    There's no simple solution to this. For the project to move forward, one or the other of the warring philosophies must win out; either the project returns to its laid-back roots and gets on with the work, or it transforms into a super-organised engineering project and executes a brilliant plan to deliver what, ultimately, we all know we want.

    Whatever path is chosen, whatever balance is struck, the choosing and the striking are the important parts. The current indecision and endless conflict are incompatible with any sort of progress.

    Trying to dissect the above is far beyond the scope of any parting shot, no matter how distended. All I can really ask of you all is to let go of the minutiae for a moment and take a look at the big picture. What is the ultimate goal here? How can we get there with as little overhead as possible? How would you like to be treated by your fellow travellers?

    Shouts

    To the Slashdot "BSD is dying" crowd - big deal. Death is part of the cycle; take a look at your soft, pallid bodies and consider that right this very moment, parts of you are dying. See? It's not so bad.

    To the bulk of the FreeBSD committerbase and the developer community at large - keep your eyes on the real goals. It

  10. Well said. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well said.

  11. Q: What do you call a gathering of BSD fans??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    A: A FUNERAL!

  12. Q: What do you call browsing the *BSD CVS tree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    A: AN AUTOPSY!

  13. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL COMPILING BSD FROM SOURCE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    A: NECROPHILIA!

  14. The truth, man. by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows: "Where do you want to go today?"
    Linux: "Where do you want to go tomorrow?"
    FreeBSD: "Are you guys coming, or what?"

  15. If it were Linux... by b00m3rang · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If FreeBSD were called FreeBSD Linux, this story would be on the front page. Someone's not doing something right when such good software gets so little attention.

  16. the "phat lewts" were "ninja'd" by cipher+chort · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The party was actually really fun. My only gripe is that some clueless chick got a really nice 2U server from offmyserver.com and she didn't even know what FreeBSD was. Hey, at least I got a bootable FreeBSD CD that loads in a RAMdisk, so that alone was worth showing up for!

    --
    Someone is WRONG on the Internet!
    1. Re:the "phat lewts" were "ninja'd" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite part was when I had my tongue totally in this one chick's mouth and I vomited straight down her throat.

      Then I fucked a goat.

    2. Re:the "phat lewts" were "ninja'd" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Loser. I'm the chick that won that server, but I wasn't there to get it, so they gave it to someone else (or so I was told). I didn't even know about it until after the damn party was over. So yeah, I don't know what FreeBSD is? I sure hope you're talking about someone else.

      Randi Harper
      http://freebsdgirl.com

      (I just broke my 5+ year slashdot boycott for this. Suck it.)

    3. Re:the "phat lewts" were "ninja'd" by cipher+chort · · Score: 1

      That's great for you, considering they raffled it and some very clueless young women had the ticket. I guess you knew through a telepathic link that she had the ticket you would have received had you actually attended?

      --
      Someone is WRONG on the Internet!
  17. bleak days, endless nights: the death of *BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    What We Can Learn From BSD
    By Chinese Karma Whore, Version 1.0

    Everyone knows about BSD's failure and imminent demise. As we pore over the history of BSD, we'll uncover a story of fatal mistakes, poor priorities, and personal rivalry, and we'll learn what mistakes to avoid so as to save Linux from a similarly grisly fate.

    Let's not be overly morbid and give BSD credit for its early successes. In the 1970s, Ken Thompson and Bill Joy both made significant contributions to the computing world on the BSD platform. In the 80s, DARPA saw BSD as the premiere open platform, and, after initial successes with the 4.1BSD product, gave the BSD company a 2 year contract.

    These early triumphs would soon be forgotten in a series of internal conflicts that would mar BSD's progress. In 1992, AT&T filed suit against Berkeley Software, claiming that proprietary code agreements had been haphazardly violated. In the same year, BSD filed countersuit, reciprocating bad intentions and fueling internal rivalry. While AT&T and Berkeley Software lawyers battled in court, lead developers of various BSD distributions quarreled on Usenet. In 1995, Theo de Raadt, one of the founders of the NetBSD project, formed his own rival distribution, OpenBSD, as the result of a quarrel that he documents on his website. Mr. de Raadt's stubborn arrogance was later seen in his clash with Darren Reed, which resulted in the expulsion of IPF from the OpenBSD distribution.

    As personal rivalries took precedence over a quality product, BSD's codebase became worse and worse. As we all know, incompatibilities between each BSD distribution make code sharing an arduous task. Research conducted at MIT found BSD's filesystem implementation to be "very poorly performing." Even BSD's acclaimed TCP/IP stack has lagged behind, according to this study.

    Problems with BSD's codebase were compounded by fundamental flaws in the BSD design approach. As argued by Eric Raymond in his watershed essay, The Cathedral and the Bazaar, rapid, decentralized development models are inherently superior to slow, centralized ones in software development. BSD developers never heeded Mr. Raymond's lesson and insisted that centralized models lead to 'cleaner code.' Don't believe their hype - BSD's development model has significantly impaired its progress. Any achievements that BSD managed to make were nullified by the BSD license, which allows corporations and coders alike to reap profits without reciprocating the goodwill of open-source. Fortunately, Linux is not prone to this exploitation, as it is licensed under the GPL.

    The failure of BSD culminated in the resignation of Jordan Hubbard and Michael Smith from the FreeBSD core team. They both believed that FreeBSD had long lost its earlier vitality. Like an empire in decline, BSD had become bureaucratic and stagnant. As Linux gains market share and as BSD sinks deeper into the mire of decay, their parting addresses will resound as fitting eulogies to BSD's demise.

  18. How to take advantage of all of this... by jo42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) Become an Linux consultant.
    2) Preach Linux.
    3) Profit !!!

    And when that fad goes Ack! Phfft!!

    1) Become in FreeBSD consultant.
    2) Preach FreeBSD.
    3) Profit !!!

  19. FreeBSD in da hizzouse!!!! by BurKaZoiD · · Score: 0

    see link...

    Why FreeBSD Rulz j00!

  20. BSD croaking sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    *BSD is dead meat, as they are wont to say say in the butcher trade.