and just how do you think 'technology' improves? By directing resources at it!
And, alot of useless shit happens in the world. Not everything has to have a purpose, or has to produce results to be considered worthwhile. Take the day of your birth, for instance.
Who else would capture our, uhm, hearts better than Ms. Jolie?
ANYONE. AJ is one skanky, crazy-ass bitch, with big-ass lips. Just what the fuck did John Voight bang to create a creature as aesthetically contemptible as she?
Jeebus H. Cripes Almighty. This is almost as bad as hearing about "Dungeons and Dragons II" except I never saw the first movie, and I never played D&D as a kid. Metroid Prime, OTOH, was one helluva game, and one of the best FPSs I have played in recent years. Is nothing sacred???
It was code maintenance for a bunch of Natural programs, and y2k repairs in COBOL. That was so horrible...I still wake up with nightmares from it. Not that I'm saying anything against COBOL and NATURAL; I just hate the farking guts of the programmers who wrote the damn programs! LOL
It was predicted to fail because most men aren't stupid enough to pay $250 for a fucking music player. The stereo in my house didn't cost that much. I mean, for Chrissake, where the FUCK am I going to go to need 10,000 songs at my beck and call 24/7?
Obligatory Penny Arcade.
Gray says he is actually the good guy. He said "I just wanted to prove how insecure these sites are. I have done the honest thing, but I have been ignored."
That's like shooting someone just to prove how unsafe firearms are.
and yet, we still have mother fuckers walking around blind, deaf, mute, retarded, all kinds of 'incurable' diseases, homeless, starving, etc, etc, etc., and yet we dump an assload of money into crap like this for video games. I'm with that fat bastard from Total Recall: 'Don't fuck with your brain, pal. It ain't worth it.'
Slashdot Mirror
...PA just got a healthy slashdotting...
'nuff said
...and we have such large American penises (sp?)
why can't we see some titties on slashdot?!?
and just how do you think 'technology' improves? By directing resources at it!
And, alot of useless shit happens in the world. Not everything has to have a purpose, or has to produce results to be considered worthwhile. Take the day of your birth, for instance.
Fucktard.
think again, nigga
you have GOT to be kidding me
...and where he expects it to go soon.
Away, I hope.
Yay!
...just kidding LOL.
Do you keep a code library?
Dern straight.
Do you take it from one employer to another?
Dang skippy I would, but I haven't had to change jobs for a long, long, long time (yet).
*crosses fingers*
Who else would capture our, uhm, hearts better than Ms. Jolie?
ANYONE. AJ is one skanky, crazy-ass bitch, with big-ass lips. Just what the fuck did John Voight bang to create a creature as aesthetically contemptible as she?
*shudder*
Jeebus H. Cripes Almighty. This is almost as bad as hearing about "Dungeons and Dragons II" except I never saw the first movie, and I never played D&D as a kid. Metroid Prime, OTOH, was one helluva game, and one of the best FPSs I have played in recent years. Is nothing sacred???
asdf
It was code maintenance for a bunch of Natural programs, and y2k repairs in COBOL. That was so horrible...I still wake up with nightmares from it. Not that I'm saying anything against COBOL and NATURAL; I just hate the farking guts of the programmers who wrote the damn programs! LOL
Besides the obvious porn? Anyone? Anyone? Beuller?
I still don't want one. I'm content with m gamecube & ps2. When MS start giving XBox dev kits for free, then I'll be interested.
It was predicted to fail because most men aren't stupid enough to pay $250 for a fucking music player. The stereo in my house didn't cost that much. I mean, for Chrissake, where the FUCK am I going to go to need 10,000 songs at my beck and call 24/7? Obligatory Penny Arcade.
...woulda been uncrackable.
Gray says he is actually the good guy. He said "I just wanted to prove how insecure these sites are. I have done the honest thing, but I have been ignored."
That's like shooting someone just to prove how unsafe firearms are.
*shakes head*
and yet, we still have mother fuckers walking around blind, deaf, mute, retarded, all kinds of 'incurable' diseases, homeless, starving, etc, etc, etc., and yet we dump an assload of money into crap like this for video games. I'm with that fat bastard from Total Recall: 'Don't fuck with your brain, pal. It ain't worth it.'
Will someone fucking step on this cockroach already!
It's confusing me! *sniff*
OMFG...I DID spit my coke out on this one! My office mates are wondering what the hell I'm laughing at. Gotta remember this one.
Ask and ye shall receive. Here ya go.
I played the heck outta some space invaders the other day.
...I think they forgot to put the batteries in the damn thing.