The next Slashdot story will be ready soon, but subscribers can get fucked in the ass and see it early!
Seriously, what's up with you subscibers? Enjoy getting raped do you?
Bugs Bunny in drag
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When Bugs Bunny dresses like Marlyn Monroe it gives me a hardon.
Re:Bugs Bunny in drag
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BurKaZoiD
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Yoda says "Learn paragraphs and spacing you will! No paragraphs and no spacing is the path to the dark side!"
-- You must master your joystick like a fisherman masters bait! - Gimpy
I-I-I
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Michael = teh sux0r
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Shortest Article...
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...ever.
Illegal To Distribute From U.S.
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Isn't it a violation of U.S. export regulations to allow anyone to download code that can do strong symmetric encryption from your home page?
Sure, this guy's home page isn't in the U.S., but it looks to me like if some U.S. teenager thought this was cool and wanted to put it on their own homepage for any old ter'rist to download, they'd be screaming in agony while John Ashcroft applied 120 volts to their nutsack in a Guantonamo Bay chain link box in no time. I've got a lot of nifty free encryption that I've wanted to give away for a long time, but I don't think I can, can I?
The next Slashdot story will be ready soon, but subscribers can get fucked in the ass and see it early!
Seriously, what's up with you subscibers? Enjoy getting raped do you?
When Bugs Bunny dresses like Marlyn Monroe it gives me a hardon.
I claim this FP in the name of cheese!
PRAISE ALLAH!
Equally vague comment. (to match pointless, vague story!)
I thought it was Java's Crypt, a story about the long overdue death of Java...
Damn...
I think you would find it obvious. You post things to slashdot like:
"omg, why don't you like me??? i made you my friend! i'm sorry i called you homosexual."
That speaks for itself.
yeah, but i didn't mean it. i love you, i really do.
+3 Informative.
:)
Lets petition to have Michael removed. Below my post just respond with "I" and lets see how big the list gets.
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...ever.
Isn't it a violation of U.S. export regulations to allow anyone to download code that can do strong symmetric encryption from your home page?
Sure, this guy's home page isn't in the U.S., but it looks to me like if some U.S. teenager thought this was cool and wanted to put it on their own homepage for any old ter'rist to download, they'd be screaming in agony while John Ashcroft applied 120 volts to their nutsack in a Guantonamo Bay chain link box in no time. I've got a lot of nifty free encryption that I've wanted to give away for a long time, but I don't think I can, can I?