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Peter Jackson Hints At The Hobbit

Hellboy0101 writes "News.com.au is reporting that New Line Cinema is currently in talks to purchase the rights to the film adaptation of The Hobbit. There are apparently some difficulties with getting the go ahead from Tolkien's son Christopher, who is executor of the estate. When asked if New Line has approached him about the project, Jackson said he has not ruled it out, but not until after King Kong is done. 'New Line, which spent $US300million ($415 million) making the films, is already planning to continue its Rings success with an adaptation of Tolkien's novel The Hobbit. More difficulties with the Tolkien estate were looming, said Jackson, who added that he would be keen to get involved after he finishes remaking King Kong in 2006. "New Line haven't actually talked to me about The Hobbit. I know there's difficulty about the rights, certainly if they want to talk to me about it I'd be keen," he said.'"

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  1. ATTN: PETER JACKSON by r_glen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Learn from the mistakes of others and leave while you're on top! Besides, the animated version of The Hobbit is already a gem.
    (Although if you must... you have my sword)

    1. Re:ATTN: PETER JACKSON by thdougherty · · Score: 5, Funny

      And my axe!

    2. Re:ATTN: PETER JACKSON by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

      Besides, the animated version of The Hobbit is already a gem.

      Have you ever seen the damned thing? I have to admit I think it got the mood right, but man, those misshapen heads- and they really screwed up the elves! They were like little gremlins! The cartoon creators were obviously thinking of the elves that live up at the North Pole making presents for Santa. That's the wrong kind of elf. Although they did refrain from skateboarding down stairs while shooting arrows. That's one thing they did get right.

    3. Re:ATTN: PETER JACKSON by ShadyG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You ever notice Gimli says this right after he's finished shattering his axe in a vain attempt to cleave the Ring?

    4. Re:ATTN: PETER JACKSON by tbmaddux · · Score: 4, Informative
      You ever notice Gimli says this right after he's finished shattering his axe in a vain attempt to cleave the Ring?
      Watch the extended edition of FOTR; in one of the documentary segments Rhys-Davies goes through his axe arsenal. He carries around seven of them.
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    5. Re:ATTN: PETER JACKSON by rmohr02 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dude--put down the axe.

    6. Re:ATTN: PETER JACKSON by RedWizzard · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you watch carefully you'll notice that Gimli grabs (and shatters) the axe of the dwarf sitting next to him. He's one smart dwarf, that Gimli.

  2. Hinting at the Hobbit? by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is that some kind of euphemism?

    Like beating the Bishop?

    1. Re:Hinting at the Hobbit? by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, but now I am going to do my best to make it one.

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    2. Re:Hinting at the Hobbit? by fenix+down · · Score: 5, Funny

      Uh oh. I've been using that one for taking a dump. Perhaps this explains some of those looks...

  3. My personal opinion by Penguinshit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've read everything Tolkien many times over. While I didn't feel the Jackson movies were completely honest to the books, I can understand his explanation regarding pacing and whatnot as it applies to the visual medium.

    I really enjoyed the first two of the Trilogy, and am very much looking forward to the third.

    If Jackson wants to take on The Hobbit, I'd be very interested in seeing the resulting work.

    1. Re:My personal opinion by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yea, and then... the Silmarillion.

      Tolkien's rewrite of the bible, spoken in elvish. Mel Gibson is slated for involvement, I hear.

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    2. Re:My personal opinion by Penguinshit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      the Silmarillion

      Wow.. You could do a trilogy just on that amount of material alone. Of course, by then I expect it all would have been thoroughly "Lucas-ized" and the Tolkien Estate's worst fears would be realized.

      Could you imagine a 3-hour film with vignettes comprised of various parts of "Unfinished Tales"? That'd be like a Tolkien "Creepshow" (which was based on short stories by Stephen King).

    3. Re:My personal opinion by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its worth mentioning that content wise, there is almost no parallel between the Silmarillion and the Bible. Combined with Tolkien's stated desire to create a pagan mythological history for England, this makes it pretty clear that its not "Tolkien's rewrite of the Bible".

      Moreover, the simple structure of his myths contain, if anything, a parallel to the Gnostic pseudo-christian myths of the 15th century with a creator-god with no direct intervention in the world, not to mention the lack of any Christ-figure, is quite contrary to normal Christian mythos.

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  4. Seems odd by Hi_2k · · Score: 4, Funny

    It seems really strange that The Hobbit, a story about a 3 foot tall theif, is considered a bigger event than the story of a 50 foot tall gorrilla.

    I Guess size doesnt matter.

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  5. Keen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The 50's called. They want their lingo back.

    1. Re:Keen? by thdexter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Proper English called. They want their apostrophe back.

      (Apostrophes, you recall, are for OWNERSHIP.)

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    2. Re:Keen? by Decaffeinated+Jedi · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, apostrophes can also denote missing (or missin') letters/characters. So, the proper way to refer to the decade would be the '50s.

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    3. Re:Keen? by Babbster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Exactly. This works much like 'tude (attitude), 'em (them), or 'blishmentarianism' (establishmentarianism).

  6. Please, no hobbit! by Azadre · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If he does this, he'll ruin a children's classic. LOTR was okay because they were for a wider audience. However, The Hobbit is more about imagination and every child will get a different interpretation. A film puts out one interpretation thus squashing imagination.

    1. Re:Please, no hobbit! by mcpkaaos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If he does this, he'll ruin a children's classic... A film puts out one interpretation thus squashing imagination.

      So? That's generally the situation with any movie adapted from a book. Movies written from pre-existing works are based on another's perception of that work, never a direct expression of the work itself (unless, I suppose, the author of that work participates in the film-making. In which case the movie will still by slightly influenced by the director's interpretation). Besides, I wouldn't necessarily rule out the possibility that the same children you think are reading The Hobbit are also reading the LOTR books. In any case, they'll still get the full value of the books if they are read, and still much of the story if they just watch the movies instead without ever reading them. Either way the story is told, which is the important thing.

      It's like that version of Romeo and Juliet we all had to watch in middle school. It was a pretty loose interpretation of Shakespeare, but for those that would have never read it on their own, it atleast instilled a good sense of the work.

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    2. Re:Please, no hobbit! by Penguinshit · · Score: 5, Insightful

      actually, if the movie is tailored for a wide audience (PG-13) then most kids will get a chance to read the book before they're old enough to see the movie.

      When I was seeing the "The Two Towers", before the movie started, my wife and I started talking to this young girl (must have been under 8) who was there with her mother. She was seated in front of us and doing the usual young child sit-backward-in-the-seat-and-gape-at-strangers trick. We asked her if she'd seen the first movie; she said yes. We asked her if she liked it; she said yes. I asked her if she liked reading the books (hell, I first read them when I was about her age) and she replied, "Oh no, I don't have to read the books - my mom is buying the DVD!".

      I didn't know who to slap - the little girl or her mother.

    3. Re:Please, no hobbit! by drkich · · Score: 5, Insightful

      An author was once asked about a film adaptation of his movie that was just awefull. The person making the comment said that they ruined the book.

      On the contrary said the author, my book still exists in its original form. Nothing has changed except that a new movie was made.

    4. Re:Please, no hobbit! by dandelion_wine · · Score: 4, Interesting

      All fine and well to play devil's advocate, especially when it makes the other guy seem narrow-minded.

      But speaking from personal experience, if I ever had a mental image of the Kwisatz Haderach, it's long since morphed into Kyle MacLachlan. And I must have read LOTR... (lets not exaggerate here...) say 20 times. I'm positive I had a mental image of Frodo. What was it? I have no idea.

      Is it really all that earth-shattering to admit that movies tend to burn an image into one's mind in a way that overpowers the changeable visions of the imagination? (that being said, I don't know how many times -- always a surprise -- in the past month I've thought I saw something on tv or in a movie and realized that I read it and the mental image is so strong I could swear I saw it somewhere till I remembered the source. That, however, does not diminish the argument that an external visual representation of the same thing couldn't extinguish that mental image)

      Personally, I'd like to see P.Jackson's version for the sake of consistency of vision, not because I'm mentally lazy (though I am most assuredly that, paraphrased the man, er, Dude). That and to prevent Bakshi from wreaking more ruin.

    5. Re:Please, no hobbit! by tbmaddux · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If he does this, he'll ruin a children's classic... A film puts out one interpretation thus squashing imagination.
      On the other hand, "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" didn't ruin anything for me.
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    6. Re:Please, no hobbit! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh, please. Peter Jackson captured the whimsical nature of Hobbiton and that first half of Fellowship of the Ring perfectly. Every scene between Gandalf and Bilbo was magic. It'd just be that same tone throughout the Hobbit, with hints of the darker world to come in the LOTR trilogy.

      It would, quite frankly, rock.

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    7. Re:Please, no hobbit! by MilenCent · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's *possible*, sure. It's just *unlikely*.

      If you consider a book to be a straight narrative from plot point to plot point then you're frankly missing the point. The Scouring of the Shire is my own very-favorite part of the series, because the fate of the world does NOT hinge upon it. These days I tend to look carefully at any work that has as its aim the Saving of the World. When looking at what I can take away from a story, the belief that the act of saving the world is harder than figuring out truthfully what must be done for it to be saved is looking progressively more stupid as I age. I don't blame Jackson for excising it (*something* had to go, I suppose), but it is not an extraneous portion of the story.

      Looking at the larger picture, what bothers me isn't that *some* movies are better than the books upon which they were based. If you want a prime example look at The Wizard of Oz, the originals weren't bad but the movie is great. However, the longer the book has been around, the less likely that a movie version, if it happens, will be better, because the older a book is, the better it has to be for studio execs to scent gold it. Also, the older and more beloved the work, the greater a wall of public regard that must be torn down in order to work their grimy magic upon it.

      But to step back a bit, what bothers me is the general public perception that the movie is *automatically* better than the book, because it's a *movie*, which is not even true half the time. Yet, Harry Freaking Potter excepted, everyone watches the movie, and far fewer read the book. Film and literature may be different arts, and they mey exchange letters and invite each other over for tea every Tuesday, but the neigoborhood still gossips about them. And the fact is, people always compare them to each other. The fact that movies are extremely huge money these days while most authors work second or even third jobs contributes to this effect.

      What got me all hot under the collar in this department was seeing countless works of literature sold with their covers matching the movie adaptation, looking exactly as if they were mere novelizations, copies of truer celluoid. Now it's happening to Lord of the Rings -- just a couple of days ago I saw at the bookstore a compilation of the three novels in the trilogy, with a movie still cover and with movie Gandalf and movie Frodo collectable bookends in a big movie-themed cardboard box. What I hate is the sense that the movie appearances of these characters will become the "official" versions in the minds of everyone who isn't at least an undergrad (which is to say, most people). You may not believe this, but the picture on my own mind of what a Balrog looked like was a hell of a lot nastier than that CGI version, and my own image of hobbits did not take into account the Elijah Wood factor.

      Hurting my own argument: What about the Ralph Bakshi versions? No one complained about them?

      Ah, but they didn't have hundreds of millions of dollars pushing them into the public consciousness, did they?

    8. Re:Please, no hobbit! by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Insightful
      When did this fixation that books were somehow 'superior' to visual media first come into vogue? I've seen some very moving movies in my time, and read some awful books.


      Because they are. Movies are limited to only 2 of he five senses. They're also limiited to the time people are willing to sit in a theater, the amount of money in the budget, the technical capabilites at the time of production, the abilities of the cast and crew, the interpretation of the dirctor, etc.

      Books have no such limitation. The only limitations are the imagination of the reader and the ability of the author. They have far more room to grow and explore than movies do. Concepts that would utterly fail in a cramped media like film can work when powered by your imagination. And unlike movies, who's effects get dated, the power of the written word never fades.

      You may find a few so-so books turned into decent movies. And you may find an adaptation that makes you look at something differently. But you will never find a good or great book that is surpassed by a movie version.
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  7. Gandalf aging backwards? by kutuz_off · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they plan to do it, they better do it quick. The only (I believe) common character of the trilogy and the Hobbit is Gandalf. Ian McKellen isn't getting any younger.

    1. Re:Gandalf aging backwards? by ObviousGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Hobbit story happens before the Rings story, so maybe they could get Ewan McGregor to play Obi-wan.

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    2. Re:Gandalf aging backwards? by Hi_2k · · Score: 4, Funny

      well, Bilbo would seem to be another, but he's really not important to the story.

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    3. Re:Gandalf aging backwards? by myc · · Score: 3, Funny

      a few I can think of offhand, Bilbo (!!), Agent Smith^W^W Elrond, Gollum (Andy Serkis!!!!!!!!)...

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    4. Re:Gandalf aging backwards? by Mr_Icon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Gandalf is not a man -- he is istari, an immortal Maya (sort of a "lesser god"). He came to Middle Earth a few thousand years before the action of LOTR takes place and he was already old back then, considering he's been around in one shape or the other since the creation of Arda. :)

      See more here: Encyclopedia of Arda

      Damn... Did I just fail the geek outing test?

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  8. LOTR actors by Xpilot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if they can all get Ian Holme, Ian McKellen, Hugo Weaving and Andy Serkis to reprise their roles as Bilbo, Gandalf, Agent Elrond and Gollum. It would be cool if it were kept consistant with LOTR.

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    1. Re:LOTR actors by mclove · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think Ian Holm might be a little too old... I mean yes, they *could* make him look younger with makeup (as they did for the flashback in FotR), but the man's 72 and pulling that look off for the entire movie would be rather difficult. PJ doesn't seem like the sort of director who'd jump through hoops for the sake of preserving a tiny bit of extra consistency with the trilogy.

      Andy Serkis, on the other hand... I can't imagine anyone else playing Gollum now. And just think of it, a crowded theater sometime in the winter of 2009, Bilbo in a cave, then a familiar CGI face and the first whisper of "Precious"... think of the beginning of the opening crawl for Episode 1 (when we didn't know how badly it would suck) and multiply it by 10 and that's what you'll get.

      And of course we have to have Ian McKellen playing Gandalf too, simply because he loves doing it and there's no one better out there for the role.

    2. Re:LOTR actors by professorhojo · · Score: 5, Funny

      > I wonder if they can all get... Andy Serkis

      if?

      i think he's already waiting in the studio carpark.

      prof.

  9. Please, oh please... by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do not let that guy with the prehensile uvula mangle the song The Road Goes Ever On like he did in the Rankin/Bass cartoon.

  10. hmmm by Wordsmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I wasn't clear from the summary, but are you saying there's some sort of difficulty with getting the rights from the estate? Or that he'll wait until after King Kong? I think you need to repeat it maybe 6-7 more times, just to be sure.

  11. It'd suck. Guaranteed. by gonerill · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Ask anyone who ever read the Lord of the Rings as a kid and then went and read the Hobbit afterwards. Although it's a delightful children's novel, the Hobbit is inevitably a terrible disappointment after the scope and depth of the LOTR.

    The only way it would work would be if it was deliberately filmed and marketed as a movie for young children.

    1. Re:It'd suck. Guaranteed. by Xpilot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Although it's a delightful children's novel, the Hobbit is inevitably a terrible disappointment after the scope and depth of the LOTR.

      I wouldn't put down The Hobbit like that. Even though the details are simplified, it doesn't mean they aren't there. I read The Hobbit, and then LOTR, the Silmarillion, then going back to reread The Hobbit I found that it's remarkably consistant with the materials from the other books (granted, Tolkien did a bit of revisionist history with "The Hobbit", but I digress).

      The Hobbit also introduces us to the hardy race of halflings which at first seem unlikely that little Bilbo could even survive the dangerous journey with the dwarves, but later he turns into the most resourceful and most heroic character in the book (very convincingly too).

      The only way it would work would be if it was deliberately filmed and marketed as a movie for young children.

      I'm not sure it'll be terribly suitable for young children. It's going to have giant spiders biting the protagonists, and the battle of five armies is rather bloody indeed.

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  12. For the Community by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article: If he can't have a museum, Jackson wants a bronze statue of the film's characters in Wellington to thank the people of New Zealand for their support - and the $NZ300 million ($265 million) tax break they gave the producers. "We have appealed to (the Tolkien estate) at various times to do something for the community but they keep saying no," Jackson said.

    Someone should tell Jackson that there's a whole lot you can do for a community besides put up a museum or a monument to what you did with their tax break, and it need not even be an eyesore like that statue he wants. How about building parks and playgrounds? Contributing to local health programs? Financial aid for economically depressed areas? Charities? Libraries? Help for schools?

    These and a whole lot of others are ways to give back to the community in ways that really help. And they don't require the permission of the Tolkien estate either.

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    1. Re:For the Community by redink1 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I have my doubts that a statue and a museum devoted to the props from a single movie, no matter how popular that movie was at the time it was released, could be that much of a draw.

      I would be forced to agree with you with nearly any movie (or series of movies) such as The Matrix, Star Wars, Titanic, and what not... but not The Lord of the Rings.

      If you happened to catch the extra features on the Extended Edition of The Fellowship of the Ring (and to a lesser extent The Two Towers), you'd see that they made literally tens of thousands of swords, pieces of armor, costumes, helmets, everything. Heck, every dang mug from the Prancing Pony was custom made.

      And then there are the Uber Cool 'Bigatures', like the two towers, the Black Gate, and others, not to mention the various sculptures of Gollum and Treebeard.

      Weta Workshop's work is utterly amazing, and if I had any reason to go near New Zealand or Australia, I'd definately stop at that museum.

    2. Re:For the Community by IshanCaspian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The guy's a filmmaker giving the equivalent of a giant thank-you card, not a civil servant.

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  13. the Hobbit will be better than LOTR by myc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the Hobbit, in a screenplay more true to the original book, will work better on film than LoTR, because it's a far shorter and more self-contained story that will translate to the big screeen more effectively. It's not as deep as LoTR, and will appeal to children. Because it has the potential to be more true to the books, the diehards will be happy, and new fans will also enjoy the simpler storyline.

    Remember the animated version? It was really goood! I'd imagine that a live action version, using WETA's technology, could potentially be even better.

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  14. Re:Details, please? by Hungus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Chris Tolkien Gaurds his Father's properties like Smaug Dwarven gold and mithril. The attitudes seem similar too. He single handedly put Iron Crown into bankrupcy by jacking up the licencing costs a couple of years ago, even going so far as to have the printed works seized and destroyed even though they were printed and delivered while still under license. Of course this is all old news to any of my fellow Rolemaster / MERP players.

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  15. A good launching for Jar-Jaromir by downix · · Score: 4, Funny

    The fabled new character from Return of the King would be an ideal inclusion on this new Hobbit movie. 8)

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  16. Re:I haven't read the book by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I have often heard this criticism of Tolkien's work. The "long-winded" style seems to put a lot of people off, but it definately gives other readers a greater depth of immersion. Reading LOTR can be a month-long total immersion into a world that frankly is a whole lot cooler than ours, if you like that sort of thing.

    But if you don't like it, no big deal.

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  17. Leonard Nimoy to write songs for the movie? by Anteros · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe they could get Leonard Nimoy to pen the songs for the Hobbit movie.

    He could use this as his resume for the job:
    http://homepage.mac.com/evanbaumgardner/iMovieThea ter6.html

  18. Re:Details, please? by veddermatic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe he saw an advanced copy of Cat in the Hat and realized that people will destroy your loved one's creations to make really shitty stuff to get marketing gigs and product tie-ins.

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  19. Re:Details, please? by Brandybuck · · Score: 3, Informative

    He single handedly put Iron Crown into bankrupcy by jacking up the licencing costs a couple of years ago

    Iron Crown had a bit to do with it as well. I've talked with some of their authors, and to a one, they all blame ICE. The causes are numerous. Not focusing on new customers, issuing more regional background material than they did adventures, chasing the CCG fad while letting the RPG base deteriorate, etc. Tolkien Enterprises merely sunk an already sinking ship.

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  20. i Arriba ! by Angram · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Gandalf is not a man -- he is istari, an immortal Maya"

    I didn't realize that wizards were from Mexico.



    (...It's Maia.)

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  21. Re:'nother angle... by daeley · · Score: 3, Funny

    threw the book down and ran out of the room shrieking like a little girl.

    As long as you shrieked in Quenya, you have nothing to be ashamed of. ;)

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  22. Re:I read that, and al I could think is by Slime-dogg · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hitler's favorite movie was Metropolis.

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  23. Re:Estate needs to pull its head from it's ass by |>>? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As I said, IMO he needs to pull his head from his ass.

    My point being - not made very well I suppose - that in order to preserve the Tolkien legacy, things like films, museums and statues are a pretty good way.

    I suppose you could argue that the profits from the movie, rather than spent on a museum should instead be spent on an endowment fund to benefit budding writers, or something.

    The way I see it, Peter Jackson wants to preserve the effort put into the movie, thank New Zealand and promote Tolkiens' work.

    AFAIC, standing in the way of his proposals is just plain silly.

    But, if someone can point out the flaw(s) in my comment(s), I'd be happy to listen.

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  24. You are in a comfortable tunnel like hall by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You are in a comfortable tunnel like hall.
    to the east there is the round green door.
    you see:
    the wooden chest.
    Gandalf. Gandalf is carrying
    a curious map.
    Thorin.
    Gandalf gives the curious map to you.
    Thorin says " Hurry up "

    > HIT THORIN

    You attack Thorin.
    But the effort is wasted. His defense is too strong.
    Thorin attacks you.
    With one well place blow Thorin cleaves your skull.
    You are dead.
    You have mastered 0.0% of this adventure.

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  25. King Kong Bomb by Simonetta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Director Peter Jackson has been given $400 million US to remake the classic movie 'King Kong'. Excuse me, but this is insane...

    The remake is being done on the strength of Mr. Jackson's 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy, which has sold (or will have sold in a few months time) over a billion dollars US in box office tickets after costing roughly $200 million to make and promote worldwide. Impressive, yes.
    The Lord of the Rings is a dense multi-volume fully realized fantasy that has offered a rich complex story and hundreds of opportunities for using state-of-the-art computer-generated imagery to complement the plot into a strong, enveloping film fantasy.
    But $400 million for King Kong?!? This is a flimsy plot about a giant ape who develops an obsession about a tiny blonde human woman pet. (Hollywood metaphor anyone?). Big monkey lives on a distant island; whites come; they capture him (somehow); they take him to New York, he flips out, smashes up some shti, climbs a building, and gets shot down. Duh, end of story.
    How is this worth making into a $400 million movie? Or, rather, how is $400 million going to make a better movie than the original or the 1978 Jessica Lange remake? More computer graphic imagery? Of what? A big monkey smashing things in NYC? Didn't we see all that already in the remake of Godzilla? You remember that... The remake of Godzilla that cost $80 million and lost most of it because it was stupid and a completely unnecessary film? How are you going to cover a $400 million investment on a big monkey film?
    I haven't seen the new Peter Jackson 'King Kong'. Hell, it hasn't even been made. In fact, the producers are wracking their pointed little heads trying to think of some new angle that will get 45 million people to pay $10 each just to cover the pre-production cost ($400 million film and $50 million in publicity).

    But I just know it's a bomb. It's the 'Gigli' of Summer 2006. And it's going to take a studio or two down with it.

    This isn't a troll, it's a tragedy...

    Thank you kindly,

    1. Re:King Kong Bomb by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 5, Funny

      They are making it because Hollywood has turned introspective, looking at itself for plots. They're obviously on a 100 year cycle, and are starting the second iteration. Every 100 years is going to be just like the last 100 years, but updated. If you are lucky, improved medicine will let you stand in line in the year 2077 to see a cool little movie about a guy in a galaxy far, far away. Except, you'll smell the wookie.

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    2. Re:King Kong Bomb by BJH · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Are you sure that's not $400 million New Zealand dollars? (That's about $US200 million.)

    3. Re:King Kong Bomb by Simonetta · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm afraid that you've caught me on this. I don't remember the source. I definitely remember reading it and being just stunned.

      It very likely could have been Variety magazine within the past two months.

      Of course, if this film actually does get made, the production may be reduced to realistic levels that can generate a profit. But in the present Hollywood climate, it doesn't seem likely.

      I had dismissed the King Kong remake rumor as Hollywood vaporware until I saw the reference to it in the article that generated this Slashdot topic. Now it seems quite possibly true.

      If so then I think that Hollywood in 2003 is in the same position that the Dot-Com industry was in 1998. Obsessed with bigger and bigger projects that in the light of day stand no real chance of ever being profitable. And having each success encourage a wilder grander more expensive project.

      Sort of like a gambler doubling his bet on each successful roll of the dice.

    4. Re:King Kong Bomb by Red+Pointy+Tail · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...who develops an obsession about a tiny blonde human woman pet. (Hollywood metaphor anyone?).

      Yeah man, that's soooo King Kong.

      Errr wait...

    5. Re:King Kong Bomb by Ores · · Score: 5, Informative

      After some googling i found this. $100million, not that unreasnoble (and if it goes over budget jackson foots the bill personally) This is far more than a rumour, its already in preproduction and has been for a while. It has been his plan to remake it well before LOTR, with scripts availiable online dating to 1996. It seemes to me you are being overly critcal.

    6. Re:King Kong Bomb by cei · · Score: 3, Funny

      Silly, by the time it's released, ticket prices will be $15 each, so they'll only need to rope in 30 million people...

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    7. Re:King Kong Bomb by ader · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah yes, but there's going to be a great scene in which the CGI Kong argues with himself about whether or not he loves the girl or just wants to eat her. ("You're a liar! And a chimp!" - "Not listening!")

      Ade_
      /

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    8. Re:King Kong Bomb by suss · · Score: 4, Funny

      Except, you'll smell the wookie.

      You'll probably experience about the same experience into the 7th or 8th hour of LOTR marathons....

    9. Re:King Kong Bomb by willtsmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Jackson is now a studio onto himself. He's just like Lucas. From that standpoint, he handles the production end, New Line is the promoter and distributor. It's a simple business arrangement.

      BTW, I am absoluetly amazed at the amazing film capabilities in New Zealand. It shows you why Lucas stays AWAY from hollywood (his stages are in London). There is too much trash and hangers on in Hollywood.

      The massive stuff that Weta Digital has done will make them a rival to Industrial Lights and Magic. I could see them licensing out that stuff and making a fair amount of money from the other special effects houses.

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  26. The 30's 60's 70's and 80's called by KalvinB · · Score: 4, Funny

    And they want their monkey back.

    They saw what happened to Godzilla.

    Ben

  27. At least they won't have to rebuild sets by dswensen · · Score: 3, Informative

    In the audio commentary to the Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition DVD, Peter Jackson mentioned that he asked to keep the set of Bag End completely intact and in storage rather than having it torn down like most of the rest of the Lord of the Rings sets. New Line agreed, and Peter Jackson said that he has a complete, life-sized Bag End sitting in storage, ready to reassemble on the side of some hill.

    I think he cracked a joke about building it somewhere and living in it, but hey, this way they can just break it out of storage and rebuild it and it will be the same set from Fellowship... instant continuity.

  28. Some things are hard to unlearn by yosemite · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Somthing the "authors" comments brought to mind


    Not all experience, or learning, is positive, and some things can't be unlearned.


    "Polanyi admits that focusing on particulars may improve our capacity to attend to the overall meaning. For instance, when we analyze poetry we might temporarily destroy our appreciation of it but it also makes for a much richer understanding once our attention is returned to the whole. It can be expected that one's understanding will be different from one's original understanding once attention has been shifted to the particulars and then back to the whole, in keeping with the idea that the relationship between the proximal and distal terms is dynamic and an active shaping of experience. The shifting of awareness may improve on previous understanding--as in the case with the poem, but, according to Polanyi, one's perspective can never be the same."

    I believe that the contrast is also true, If you see a bad movie (or even a good one) it can forever alter how you view the book. Not always a bad thing, but usually somthing is lost after watching a bad film based on a good book.

  29. Re:Details, please? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers were made by some damned respectful people. Watching the Extended Edition DVDs, it's like these people were obsessed with being respectful of the source material, to a point.

    Nothing is being "destroyed" here with Peter Jackson and WETA at the helm.

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  30. The problem with long copyrights by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm so glad that the Tolkien estate has so much control over Hobbit derivatives. I'm sure that given the extended incentive provided by Congress, Tolkien is using the money he's still making to write yet more fiction for us to enjoy.

    Oops, he's been dead for thirty years. Probably isn't going to be writing another book set in Middle Earth I guess.

    The Hobbit was published in 1937. I think 66 years is plenty of time to recoop the his effort. I appreciate the intent of allowing copyright to pass on to one's heirs, but it's been 30 years since Tolkien died. Can't Christopher Tolkien create something of value himself to provide for himself? Heck, he's got to be doing well, and at 77 maybe it's time to retire and let the rest of the world enjoy a work you didn't actually create!

    The Founder's Copyright still covers 99% of the potential value of copyrighted works and manages to do it without putting culture under chains.

    1. Re:The problem with long copyrights by jkantola · · Score: 5, Insightful


      Try reading the Silmarillion or the Unfinished Tales. Why, take a look at the Books of Lost Tales as well.

      It is quite possible that those beautiful, indeed, essential volumes in the tale of the Middle-Earth would not exist without Christopher, or at least wouldn't, in all probability, fit in so well with the original published works of JRRT. Christopher is, quite understandably so, the best Tolkien scholar par none.

      It's actually interesting how real life mirrors the fantasy. What Christopher's been doing with his father's writings is very much the same thing that Frodo and Sam did for Bilbo's Red Book.

      I for my part am forever grateful for Christopher for publishing any- and everything his father left behind. And I understand his grudge with the franchising of Middle-Earth, even as I love the movies on their own accord.

      Are they selling McLembas already?

  31. I am the Axe by Axe · · Score: 4, Funny

    And you can not have me. On the behalf of the estate of the Axe, I refuse.

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  32. just saw Return of the King by keshet · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ..at a screening for reviewers (my mother is a reviewer) in NYC
    No spoilers:
    - Well another great chapter awaits!
    - The battle scenes are stupendous, quite exhausting
    - It is *long* (we didn't get an intermission)
    - There are a couple of Monty Python-like lines which although not intentional drew some laughs
    - The end is kind of soppy (well what did you expect)
    - Towards the end it felt like Spielburg was on the job, squeezing out every last ounce of emotion
    - Gandalf for president!

    1. Re:just saw Return of the King by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Informative

      - It is *long* (we didn't get an intermission)

      Indeed! I didn't actually notice this until I read your post and checked at IMDb.

      FOTR: 178 min (208 min)
      TTT: 179 min (222 min)
      ROTK: 210 min

      Are Peter Jackson actually going to make an Extended Edition of ROTK? I assumed so before, but seeing the non-EE version is about as long...??

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  33. Fact check -- STOP blaming the Tolkien Estate! by geekwench · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The Estate (and Christopher) are not behind any difficulties currently facing a Wingnut Films production of The Hobbit. Warner Bros. Pictures, however, is.

    In 1976, the Saul Zaentz Co., doing business as Tolkien Enterprises, acquired rights to both The Hobbit and LotR. This agreement included the film rights. Tolkien Enterprises entered into an agreement with WB so that they could film the Rankin & Bass animated version of The Hobbit. Now comes the fun part: WB still has those rights, and they're sitting on them like a broody hen with only one egg.
    New Line can't greenlight Peter -- they don't have the rights, and aren't likely to get them in the near future. Rumor has it that a few of the key brass over at the Frog Studio are a little cheesed off about the fact that a bunch of Hobbits, Elves, Dwarves, and other assorted mangy fairy-tale creatures have been collectively kicking the backside of a certain boy wizard at the box office for the past two Christmases running. Heh.

    Now OTOH, the Tolkien Estate is being a pain in the butt about the idea of a movie museum in Wellington. And for that, Christopher Tolkien can rightly be accused of behaving like the dog in the manger.

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    1. Re:Fact check -- STOP blaming the Tolkien Estate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Just a sec....

      Isn't NewLine part of AOL^H^H^H Time Warner?
      According to This, they are.

      And Warner Pictures is too?

      Considering there were a number of reports that TW's profits for the last few years was largely influenced by LOTR:FOTR & TTT - it shouldn't take much for NewLine to receive the rights....

      Should it?

  34. Yes, it's travesty called "not reading the post" by Shadowlore · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is not insightful, it is flat out wrong on so many things wrong.

    Scroll to the top and reread the story.

    Wait, don't both here it is:
    "New Line, which spent $US300million ($415 million) making the films, is already planning to continue its Rings success with an adaptation of Tolkien's novel The Hobbit. "

    That plainly says they spent the money on the LoTR series, not on the King Kong Remake. Further hints include the little know fact that "films" is plural, whereas "the King Kong remake" is singular. ;)

    Oh, and not to pick any nits or anything, but Universal is the one paying Jackson to do the remake of King Kong, and has budgeted 100 million to the project.

    The only "insight" is that Simonetta didn't seem to read the original post. The tragedy is that s/he went off on poor defenseless strawman, and got a +5 insightful.

    Just goes to show that put enough monkeys at a keyboard and let them bang away, eventually they'll mod anything and everything up to +5 insightful.

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  35. Hate to differ on taste... by ianscot · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Personally I honestly loved the animated Hobbit, as a ten-year-old when it came out on TV. It did awfully well with the overall throw of the story, which is more cinematic in scope than the Rings books to start with anyway. Gandalf is such a perfect role for John Huston's voice I was shocked to like Ian Richardson as much as I did. The old songs worked -- they used Tolkien's lyrics from the books and made them work, which is something Peter Jackson couldn't tackle. In all it was a very decent adaptation. Bitching about the way the animators did the wood elves is pretty finicky stuff in my book. I'd take that Elrond, either way.

    The Rings animated adaptation was doomed partly by the scope of the books, but your reaction's just colored by your having seen the live action first. My kids chose it to rent out last year too, and it had some things going for it, it genuinely did. I'd take the animated version of the hobbits' meeting with Strider over Peter Jackson's; it did a much better job of allowing him to be enigmatic, whereas the recent Fellowship telegraphed that scene badly. (I'm not so into Vigo in the role, he's way self-conscious.) In general the animated version has a lot less time for orcs screaming their lungs out to shell shock the audience, too, which ain't so bad to do without.

    Not that they're perfect, but this isn't nearly as much of a train wreck as Attack of the Clones, or not in my book. The adapters did "get" the original stories, they understood the lines of each scene. If the Rings cartoon breaks down, it's mostly because of scope and their production values. And no, they didn't let the dwarves become a running short joke, either, or Legolas a rad surfer dude.

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  36. Re:Christ's Lineage passage by jdavidb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is still important to Christians today to have a record of the fact that Christ was descended from David, since that was prophesied and we take those prophecies as proof of His deity.

    When I was a boy my parents told me to skip all those genealogical passages. As a teenager, however, I decided that if they were in there they must be important, so I adopted a policy of making myself read them each time I come to those points in the Bible in my regular reading. (I don't go seek them out if I'm just thinking I feel like reading some of the Bible, but I don't skip them in my regular scheduled reading as I go through the Bible each year or so.)

    What I found is that while for years it was almost impossible to even pay attention to them, gradually as I became more and more familiar with the rest of the Bible the genealogies took on meaning as a sort of review of what I've read. When I read through the genealogy of Christ, I have a capsule review of David, all the kings of Judah that came after him, the exile of Israel, the restoration under Zerubbabel, and other important events of the Old Testament. Now, I can see how if these events are unimportant to you then the genealogies would continue to be unimportant. :) But for those who like me believe the events in the Bible are God's way of teaching us how to live, those capsule reviews have begun to help me.

    A few years back we had a special event at church where we were taught a series of hand-motion mnemonics to remember most of the events in the Old Testament. (Apparently there's a comparable set of mnemonics for the New Testament, but we haven't had the program for that.) At that point I had only recently started to notice that the genealogies were starting to have meaning to me, and I remember having the sudden epiphany: "Hey! The genealogies are God's mnemonics!"

    For the record, there are tons of genealogies in the Bible, often quite repetitive. (That's a lot of review.) The book of Genesis contains quite a few as it relates the earliest ancestors of the human race and the Israelite people (those are the ones my parents originally told me to skip). The line of King David is narrated in great detail, there are many records of the major families of Israel, and the book of Chronicles (the last book in the Hebrew order of the Old Testament) begins with a gigantic genealogical summary from the first man, Adam, all the way down to the author's day. Then, of course, the New Testament contains two genealogies of Christ; one through Joseph, and one through Mary.

    I hope people find this post interesting, even if they don't agree with my religion.

  37. no he can't - already being done by Shrek director by count0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Walden Media already has options on all 7 Narnia books. Live action The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe is already in production, with Andrew Adamson directing. More here http://www.walden.com/lww.html