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Gnome problems
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vEver since Gnome 2.4 was released, I have found more and more gnome zealots who MUST absolutely advocate GNOME at every possible moment. Here is a guide to some of their claims, and what they really mean.
Unlike KDE, Gnome is free Translation : GPL is freerer than LGPL. LGPL allows corporations like Novell and Sun to have propeitry forks and lock away their changes from the user. Now that Novell has taken over Ximian you can expect Gnome to get put under corpirate lock. With KDE you have the choice, you either PAY UP or pay with your source code.
Nautilus is much better than konqueror. Wrong, if your using nautilus for anything more than a simple finder clone you can forget it. No split screen, no ioslaves and forget about being able to have a decent file dialog, not to forget that it is as unstable as hell and is STILL slow on >3 Ghz machines.
Gnome is easier to use Yep, nothing like using gconf-editor to edit all except the most trivial of settings. Want tear off menus? Want a useable file dialog? You won't find it here.
Gnome has eye candy Yes, my pirated Win32 fonts with the patent infringing font renderer. Bit stream vera sans looks like Tahoma put through a shreadder! Of course I still reboot into windows to print using "Comic Sans MS.
Gnome has a new web browser Yawb! Along with Galeon, mozilla, thunderbird, konqueror, atlantis, lynx, netscape and w3m. Yes I need another browser! Not to mention that its got a religiously offensive name and it dosen't allow bookmark folders. It also crashes like a crazy! Apple chose khtml for a REASON! its stable and light!
For newbies, Gnome is the ideal choice Despite the fact that the only mainstream Gnome based distro has been EOL'd, and all the newbie distros such as Mangadrake, Lindoze, $u$E, Lycoris, Xandroze, Gentoo use kde default, the Local unix geek showed me Debian, which installed Gnome 1.4 by default, so it must be good if he uses it.
You KDE guys must be sick of the K Our G's and monkeys are SO MUCH better, gedit, glib, gconf, bobono, ghex, gless, same-gnome.
Gnome is themeable Yep, choose from High, low and medium contrast, default, and clean ice. Wan't to change the colour scheme? USE GCONF NOOB, plus if you complain about it we will tell you to fuckoff and go back to Windows or KDE.
Gnome has multimedia framework Its a kludge of esd combined with broken xine libraries. No wonder it crashes all the time and dosen't work on 95% of video files
My Gnome work station My 1.1Ghz Packard Bell box my mum bought for me from PC world, that is made of made to break components, but it has a GEFORCE RADEON 9000 card, so it must be good.On the other hand, no-one (well, nearly no-one) is suggesting that GTK+ is a replacement for Qt...
Gnome allows mac like operation. We have a shameless expose ripoff, with a cheezy name. Next thing you know we will scrap the panel for a cheezy dock clone. Despite the fact that x86 compatible 1 button mice are almost impossible to find, and it dosen't copy the whole macbar concept. Our auto apply implementation is broken and dangerous, but you can always use gconf like a real geek.
Gnome is GNU software. gnu/Yay, gnu/gnome gnu/for gnu/my gnu/debian gnu/linux gnu/500mhz/gnu/celeron gnu/packard gnu/bell gnu/box.
P.S If you think I'm just trolling, try kde 3.2 beta "rudi", you will NEVER want to go back to gnome again.
I did not RTFA, and from experience, we don't need to. Highlights of the review:
Ugly interface. Not themeable. She tried to install it via RPM, then manually compiled some libraries on top of it which broke, conclusion it sucks. APT-GET rules
Please stop reading this site and consign it to the flames of web history. Page views are keeping it alive.
-- I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
I did not RTFA, and from experience, we don't need to. [...] Please stop reading this site and consign it to the flames of web history. Page views are keeping it alive.
(troll, but I'll bite. Feeling hungry.)
*BUZZ* Too bad, buddy, you got it all wrong.
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WOW AN EXACT CLONE OF WINDOWS NET MEETING
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Congratulations GNOME developers, you've almost emulated Windows Net Meeting which has been around for almost a decade now!
L00nuckz is up with the bleeding edge technology. Dayaam!
Now I can look at dirty hippies live hax0r kernels!
vEver since Gnome 2.4 was released, I have found more and more gnome zealots
/gnu/celeron
who MUST absolutely advocate GNOME at every possible moment. Here is a guide
to some of their claims, and what they really mean.
Unlike KDE, Gnome is free
Translation : GPL is freerer than LGPL. LGPL allows corporations like Novell
and Sun to have propeitry forks and lock away their changes from the user. Now
that Novell has taken over Ximian you can expect Gnome to get put under
corpirate lock. With KDE you have the choice, you either PAY UP or pay with
your source code.
Nautilus is much better than konqueror.
Wrong, if your using nautilus for anything more than a simple finder clone you
can forget it. No split screen, no ioslaves and forget about being able to
have a decent file dialog, not to forget that it is as unstable as hell and is
STILL slow on >3 Ghz machines.
Gnome is easier to use
Yep, nothing like using gconf-editor to edit all except the most trivial of
settings. Want tear off menus? Want a useable file dialog? You won't find it
here.
Gnome has eye candy
Yes, my pirated Win32 fonts with the patent infringing font renderer. Bit
stream vera sans looks like Tahoma put through a shreadder! Of course I still
reboot into windows to print using "Comic Sans MS.
Gnome has a new web browser
Yawb! Along with Galeon, mozilla, thunderbird, konqueror, atlantis, lynx,
netscape and w3m. Yes I need another browser! Not to mention that its got a
religiously offensive name and it dosen't allow bookmark folders. It also
crashes like a crazy! Apple chose khtml for a REASON! its stable and light!
For newbies, Gnome is the ideal choice
Despite the fact that the only mainstream Gnome based distro has been EOL'd,
and all the newbie distros such as Mangadrake, Lindoze, $u$E, Lycoris,
Xandroze, Gentoo use kde default, the Local unix geek showed me Debian, which
installed Gnome 1.4 by default, so it must be good if he uses it.
You KDE guys must be sick of the K
Our G's and monkeys are SO MUCH better, gedit, glib, gconf, bobono, ghex,
gless, same-gnome.
Gnome is themeable
Yep, choose from High, low and medium contrast, default, and clean ice. Wan't
to change the colour scheme? USE GCONF NOOB, plus if you complain about it we
will tell you to fuck off and go back to Windows or KDE.
Gnome has multimedia framework
Its a kludge of esd combined with broken xine libraries. No wonder it crashes
all the time and dosen't work on 95% of video files
My Gnome work station
My 1.1Ghz Packard Bell box my mum bought for me from PC world, that is made of
made to break components, but it has a GEFORCE RADEON 9000 card, so it must be
good.On the other hand, no-one (well, nearly no-one) is suggesting that GTK+
is a replacement for Qt...
Gnome allows mac like operation.
We have a shameless expose ripoff, with a cheezy name. Next thing you know we
will scrap the panel for a cheezy dock clone. Despite the fact that x86
compatible 1 button mice are almost impossible to find, and it dosen't copy
the whole macbar concept. Our auto apply implementation is broken and
dangerous, but you can always use gconf like a real geek.
Gnome is GNU software.
gnu/Yay, gnu/gnome gnu/for gnu/my gnu/debian gnu/linux gnu/500mhz
gnu/packard gnu/bell gnu/box.
P.S If you think I'm just trolling, try kde 3.2 beta "rudi", you will NEVER want to go back to gnome again.
What about KDE meeting ?
from the brown-eye dept.
Anonymous Coward writes: "Hey everybody, theyre is a good website here. Let's give 'slashdotting' a new meaning!" I'm strangely aroused.
I did not RTFA, and from experience, we don't need to. Highlights of the review:
Ugly interface.
Not themeable.
She tried to install it via RPM, then manually compiled some libraries on top of it which broke, conclusion it sucks.
APT-GET rules
Please stop reading this site and consign it to the flames of web history. Page views are keeping it alive.
I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
Congratulations GNOME developers, you've almost emulated Windows Net Meeting which has been around for almost a decade now!
L00nuckz is up with the bleeding edge technology. Dayaam!
Now I can look at dirty hippies live hax0r kernels!