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Linux PCs Drive 74-Channel Pipe Organ

cyberman11 writes "According to the EE Times, Marshall & Ogletree LLC have created an electronic simulation of a classic Aeolian-Skinner pipe organ in the Trinity Church situated, just 600 feet from ground zero near the World Trade Center site in New York. The system consists of 10 Linux PCs that drive 74 Carver amplifiers and 74 Definitive Technology speakers, for a total of 15,000 watts."

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  1. Bad publicity for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you need 10 boxen to drive 74 things.

    1. Re:Bad publicity for Linux by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah - but if they want it really loud, they have to add another one.
      Cause, like, then it would go up to eleven.

  2. I can see the advertising slogan now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linux: Perfect for playing with your organ

  3. hrm... by xao+gypsie · · Score: 3, Funny

    reminds me of my friend who wanted to put a fork in a blender. he did this by connecting the blender to a serial cable wired to the various speeds, and then wrote a simple linux driver to control it. had his sister ssh into his box while he wasnt in the room, and boom.....buh bye to the fork. i would post a picture of the setup on my webserver, but at the offchange it gets /.ed, i will refrain. i dont think my roommates would like me killing their internet, and it would be hard to explain...

    xao

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    1. Re:hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hey that sounds like a great /. story. You should really submit it. Just mirror your friend's site first. Then when it's accepted wait a week or two and submit it again. It'll make a great dupe.

  4. guess they... by 0x12d3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't like the BSD logo

  5. OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    A local church built a new sanctuary. They moved their very fine old pipe organ from to the new sanctuary.

    It was an intricate task that was completed successfully. The local news heralded, . . . "St. Paul Completes Organ Transplant."

  6. Aaahh.... by Mr2cents · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is this thing on sourceforge yet? freshmeat? Or is it just a scheme to lur geeks to church?

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  7. Re:Oh man, not again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    You're only saying that because your LIMP WRISTED stereo probably doesn't do much more than 1000 Watts max. Fuck, my car stereo is 5000 watts alone, and kicks ass. You also probably drive a Honda, rather than a Lexus, like me. Wimp.

  8. Re:Oh man, not again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Whoever moderated my post down is ALSO a limp wristed loser who probably drives a Toyota. Don't like it? BITE ME!

  9. Gotta get me one of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    put it in a car and when the kid next to me decides he has to have his ghetto rap turned all the way up for the benefit and enjoyment of everyone in the general area . . .

    * B O O M *

    Ride of the Valkyries

    heh heh heh

    1. Re:Gotta get me one of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a highly paid friend who does just that. He got fed up of driving around, having to listen to other people's crap, soo...

      Smarmy boy-racer type with the baseball cap on cruises up alongside us at the lights in his Ford Escort with the (now obligatory) blue light underneath, aircraft wing glued on the back, tiny blonde in the passenger seat, and 50 Cent hammering away on the stereo... ...so we just turn Elgar up a bit.

      Last time we did that the other guy stalled.

    2. Re:Gotta get me one of these by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Better yet, the 1812 overture. Just don't forget to put in earplugs for the cannon solo! <eg>

  10. I call BS by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Blender is open source, so if your friend wants a fork in it all he has to do is download the code and write it himself.

  11. Obligatory SCO comment by gilesjuk · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO will tell them to change their tune if they complain about license fees :)

  12. Obligatory SCO reference by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2, Funny
    The system consists of 10 Linux PCs
    That'll be $6,990 then sir.
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  13. a new level of ear-fucking... by painehope · · Score: 5, Funny
    Let's see - I have 3 linux machines, one Irix, an O2 that I'm about to slap NetBSD on, 3 ( currently unused ) old RS6K workstations, plenty of old speakers ( might need a few more heavy hitters ), and a serious dislike of the rap bullshit my neighbors across the street play.
    All what I need to do now is brew some napalm ( easy ), crank up the Wagner, put on some combat boots and a silly hat, and turn their front yard into a beachhead.

    For those who don't get it, see Apocalypse Now.

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  14. Things to ponder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since it has speakers rather than pipes, if you had a lot of them, would you have a Beowoofer cluster?

  15. Re:Oh man, not again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes but this is *pipe organ* they're trying to model, not a mini hifi system. It does take a lot of power to create truly impressive SPL.

    Of course watts in consumer electronics is quite another thing, it's even more useless than MHz.

    Have you read the fine print on a pair of PC speakers? "60W PMPO, 0.5W RMS" nice...

  16. I gotta do it: Why did Bach... by Onan+The+Librarian · · Score: 3, Funny

    have so many children ?

    Because his organ had no stops...

    (Btw, thanks for the technical info !)

  17. Re:Oh man, not again by ImpTech · · Score: 2, Funny

    I agree in spirit, but I defy you to make a quiet 15000W system. I bet you can't even burn all that power on a resistor quietly!

  18. cool but now by Adler · · Score: 2, Funny

    i wanna know if the volume goes up to "11"

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  19. Imagine... by thelizman · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...a Beowulf Cluster of pipe organs playing Beowulf.