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HP to Launch Music Service, Player In 2004

securitas writes "HPShopping.com CEO Peter Appl told Reuters that HP will launch its own branded online music service and a portable MP3 / digital music player in 2004. Appl (the CEO) said that the newcomers would compete with Apple (the company's) music products such as the iTunes music store and iPod music player, among others. HP expects its store to be a branded version of an existing service. Appl also said that the launch will take place at the 2004 Consumer Electronics Show (CES) in January. Compaq sold its own line of digital music players, now discontinued, before its merger with HP. Mirrors of the Reuters story at CNN and Boston.com. A quick check shows that HPMusic.com resolves to an 'HP customer care local language selection' technical support page, and the domain has been registered since 1999."

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  1. FIRST POST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    1. Re:FIRST POST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Are any of these accountants hot blonde chix? If so send them to my place.
      Thanks.

  2. Warning tsarkon reports SLASHDOT TRACKS AC-IP-USER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    WARNING, SLASHDOT NOW TIES AC COMMENTS WITH USER

    When you are logged in, /. ties your user account to any Anonymous Coward postings you make... Thus they know who posted it. To demonstrate this:

    1. Get mod points.
    2. Post an AC comment while logged in
    3. Change your dynamic ip, clear all cookies
    4. Log back in and try to moderate your AC comment... you can't!!!

    Please *log out* AND use another browser before making your AC comments.
    Your UID is being tracked, it's not Anonymous. Lots of people post lots of things to Slashdot as AC only because they believe it is really anonymous - it isn't. They hunt "trolls" (non-karma whores and non-group thinking bots) down.

    This is true. I used to be a bit more freestyle and witty AC and be a nice guy logged in [basically a karma whore]. After a short while, I could no longer moderate. Slashdot does brand AC posts with IP and then map them back to users. They lie about AC, AC doesn't exist if you re-use ip addresses.

    Big brother is watching. So while I might be a "troll" a lot of the AC things I said were to protect myself from Slash-bot groupthink. They punished me for voicing my opinion freestyle.

    They also revoke moderation FOREVER - $rtbl it is called, for any moderations of any post that have been secretly flagged annoying [Slashcode has hidden flags viewable by editors]. If you *EVER* mod up something an editor secretly marked annoying you NEVER moderate again, ever - ever even if your karma is capped.

    Also, Slashdot uses the friends system to track "trolls." Mark a troll you find funny as a friend *bang* $rtbl never to moderate ever again. My real account had many many good friends who had good karma, and a few funny trolls later, no more moderation for that account. Again, Slashdot is spying on its users to make the people who find certain things funny uneligible to moderate. You will never moderate again if you are a friend of a "foe or freak" of an editor.

    So AC is a scam here. Hitler-Malda screws AC posts in the ass. So now all you can do is go 100% AC, or , as they expect you to, KARMA WHORE. And it is so lame and unfair and probably illegal as they lie about anonymity.

    Protect yourself. Try and use proxies or a super good second browser with proxies that you never log into such as Opera (which makes it very easy to delete all private data). Thank you.

  3. this is the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    f i r s t
    p o s t

  4. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Not that exciting... slow news day Cowboy?

  5. Re:Warning tsarkon reports SLASHDOT TRACKS AC-IP-U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    this guy's story is true. its important to stress how vital it is to protect yourself while online from data harvesting.

    at this point, the cookies slashdot sets should be cleaned up by Ad-AWARE as spyware. these guys log IPs, track friends, remove good users from moderator pools for simply disagreeing. its terrible.

    this information is easy to verify if you build up 2 or 3 karma whore accounts and then float around on a few shells.

  6. this is true, editors strike with fury and fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    this post got moderated almost instantly. this proves beyond a doubt that this srikes a nerve with the editors.

    there is no other place to post public service announcements or public complains against slashdot, so this is not OFFTOPIC. This is not a troll, or flamebait, or overrated, or redundant.

  7. gestapo alert gestapo alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you want to expose anonymous like ashcroft wants reporters to expose sources and like hitler did bashing down door to door WW2 style.

    you are a FUCKING fascist. you want to ostracize and discredit those who dont think like you.

    nice. you want to further impose IMPERIAL RULE here.

  8. SIMONIGGER ON TEH SPOKE!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    he's smoking teh mean cock!!

  9. No, it doesn't. by ragingmime · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    See for yourself. Stop trolling.

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    1. Re:No, it doesn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Did you check this one?

      Revision 1.7.2.5 / (download) - annotate - [select for diffs] , Thu Feb 8 13:12:32 2001 UTC (2 years, 9 months ago) by pudge
      Branch: bender
      CVS Tags: v1_1_3_0
      Changes since 1.7.2.4: +18 -7 lines
      Diff to previous 1.7.2.4 to branchpoint 1.7

      log more AC info

  10. slightly OT but funny by Indy1 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Old hp motto: "Invent"
    New hp motto: "Merge, lay off, go out of business"

    --
    Lawyers, MBA's, RIAA? A jedi fears not these things!
  11. Re:Warning tsarkon reports SLASHDOT TRACKS AC-IP-U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    OK, can any editors confirm or deny this? I'm being serious here. If this is true, would an editor please e-mail me at my Slashdot-registered address? Right now I'm logged in and I've checked the "Post Anonymously" box. Not trolling here, I'd really like to know.

  12. Re:No, it doesn't. yes it does, FUD by a liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This proves nothing. you assume an unaltered slashcode is being used here. it isnt.

    explain how then someone gets $rtbl ? hrm? how is it that someone loses moderation forever.

    you explain that.

    and you stop trolling and start looking out for the public interest here.

  13. Re:Warning tsarkon reports SLASHDOT TRACKS AC-IP-U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What do you think?


    Revision 1.7.2.5 / (download) - annotate - [select for diffs] , Thu Feb 8 13:12:32 2001 UTC (2 years, 9 months ago) by pudge
    Branch: bender
    CVS Tags: v1_1_3_0
    Changes since 1.7.2.4: +18 -7 lines
    Diff to previous 1.7.2.4 to branchpoint 1.7

    log more AC info

  14. Re:Warning tsarkon reports SLASHDOT TRACKS AC-IP-U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    by the way, if they bitchslap this thread, you will forever lose moderation just for commenting.

    this is a FACT and has been chrnonicled several times before.

  15. Re:Warning tsarkon reports SLASHDOT TRACKS AC-IP-U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This isn't exactly news. This has been going on for as long as I can remember (December of 1998). I don't think /. ever claimed to be a fair and balanced forum anyway so there isn't any reason to complain. /. is run like a banana republic with CmdrTaco as dictator. What he says goes and that's the way it's always been and always will be. If you don't like it just stop posting here because he's made it pretty clear that he doesn't give a shit what you think of the way he runs the site.

  16. DAMN IT'S GOOD TO BE KING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So I was fucking her doggy style and decide to pull a 'Houdini'. Right before I cum, I made noises like I had just shot my load, although it was still about 10 seconds away. So she freaks the fuck out and whirls around to check my dick, and is like "ohh my god you didn't just cum in me, did.."

    Right then I shot my load right in her face mid-sentence. Then I slapped her in the face *hard* and wiped the cum on my hand off on her hair. I start laughing and she loses it. She starts blubbering and whining "I love you so much, and you treat me like shit. what is wrong wiht you?" I quickly lose patience, and grab all her shit and toss it in the hallway (but not before I take the weed out of her pocket). "Get the fuck out of here you dumb cunt" She runs out the door with tears and cum streaming down her face. I laugh and laugh and she is banging on the door. I light up her weed and can still hear her wimpering in the hallway. She finally left and I hope that cunt doesn't bother me anymore, she has a scar on her breast from getting something removed and that was a real turnoff.

    Damn, its good to be King!

    Biznatch Hadhersnatch

  17. Re:Warning tsarkon reports SLASHDOT TRACKS AC-IP-U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    yes, but when david koresh set up his bannana republic, he broke some laws and was prosecuted. now while i think how the feds handled waco was bad, koresh needed to be prosecuted. what we have here is a horrible cult that abuses a HUGE community. there should be some accountability for lies in cyberspace.

    Slashdot editors:
    • They copy other people's journalism
    • They lie to the people that make them "famous" (infamous")
    • They spray ads in our faces
    • They secretly keep data on users and brand them $RTBL trolls
    • They make subscription NOT all-you-can-eat
    • They maintain secret data on users and lie about doing so
    • They have publicly made derogatory statements about the Slashing public before, they hold them in disdain. Clearly we are a means to their end - AND NOTHING MORE. Never have I seen people with such a large audience be so reckless with the lucky privilege they have. EVER.


  18. Re:Warning tsarkon reports SLASHDOT TRACKS AC-IP-U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Just don't buy any shit from Slashdot or OSDN or whatever. I certainly don't and never will. I just troll the shit out of the place. /. is a joke, always has been so who cares?

  19. Re:Warning tsarkon reports SLASHDOT TRACKS AC-IP-U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    yes, but when does it get to the point where is public outcry against decieving thousands of people about being anonymous. they complain about ashcroft and RIAA and all that but they could be subpeona-ed to disclose information about YOU. this is disgusting. they expose the WHOLE COMMUNITY to fascists by loggin us as ACs.

    THIS IS THE DEATH OF FREE THINKING.

  20. Re:Warning tsarkon reports SLASHDOT TRACKS AC-IP-U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yeah but what laws have they broken? If Taco decided to add a function that randomly adds 1 out of every 100 users $RTBL he's well within his rights to do so. It's his site and he can do whatever he wants. He could decide to add 20 pop-up windows with dancing monkeys and run the site into the ground if he wanted to. You don't have a right to get mod points or post here. Is this worth wasting time over? I'm assuming that anyone who cares that /. editors tell lies already figured that out for themselves a long time ago.

  21. Re:Warning tsarkon reports SLASHDOT TRACKS AC-IP-U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    does the NY Times have the right to post non-truths? no. this place, while clearly inferior journalistically, should be held accountable at least to the degree of a tabloid newspaper.

    but get this. you can read a tabloid newspaper without the newspaper logging that you are doing it and then possibly being a party to prividing your private information to law enforcement.

    when is the slashdotting public going to realize when have raised beings on our shoulders by soliciting this site and they shit and piss on us from up there.

  22. Re:Warning tsarkon reports SLASHDOT TRACKS AC-IP-U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you realize there is a malformed href in your front page that redirects to goatse.cx?

  23. Re:Heil Hitler! i knew this already, ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I've actually MET IN PERSON Charles Bronfman. His daddy got rich bootleggin booze during prohibition. With all the illegal cash daddy bronfman made he started Seagram. He is now worth 2.2bn. And when you meet him in person, he i such a trust baby and very annoying.

  24. Re:Warning tsarkon reports SLASHDOT TRACKS AC-IP-U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    hahahaa. this thread was bitchslapped. just like the parent said.

    i love how the editors cant explain themselves, they just bitchslap threads.

    welcome to the RTBL anyone who posted here or ayone who just clicked ANONYMOUS when you posted