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Laser System to be Tested in Boulder, CO

Posted by michael on from the fry-and-die dept.

luv_jeeps writes "Ball Aerospace is going to test fire a laser beam on Sunday night, as part of the CALIPSO project. If you live in the Colorado/Wyoming area, chances are good that you could see it. The article, a little light on details, says that the beam could be as big around as a basketball hoop."

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  1. Colorado? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get many sharks there?

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    1. Re:Colorado? by stendec · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'm afraid you misinterpreted the system's specifications. Nowhere is it documented that this will be a fricken-laser test; rather, it is a standard laser test.

      Difficulties involved in getting phase coherence with fricken photons has yet to be resolved, but they're working on it.

  2. Someone has to say it. . . by atc24 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stop humping the laser!

  3. I think it be cool by RedHatLinux · · Score: 5, Funny
    when this laser hits a house full of popcorn and totally ends the evil professor's dream of a super weapon.

    Yeah I actually did watch a Val Kilmer film, But I was young so please forgive me :)

  4. Caution by corrie · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:

    "The company has taken special precautions to protect aircraft and birds that might fly into the beam."

    I hope all those ducks got the memo.

    1. Re:Caution by EmagGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

      "special nets have been placed below the path of the beam to catch the falling roast duck, to protect it from being splattered on the interstate"

      I think that's what they meant...

      How the F! do you protect birds that might fly into the beam?

    2. Re:Caution by mcc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just remember: The inescapable progress of science is not only ultimately beneficial to mankind. It's also delicious!

      Let's just hope that they remembered to set aside an appropriate amount of funding in the grant for plum sauce.

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  5. yeah, sure by arabagast · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If you see a piercing green light shooting into the sky Sunday night, it's not aliens, it's the work of scientists at Ball Aerospace.".. That`s what they want us to believe! Do not go with strange green men into theyr flying saucers on sunday - they are NOT going to give you candy as they surely will tell you .

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  6. Article: -5, Bad Pun by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 3, Funny
    The article, a little light on details, says that ...

    Oh, the humanity!!!

    PS, Slahdot is fucked. "Score: -5, Bad Pun" is being parsed as no topic at all.

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  7. Next week's headline by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 4, Funny

    British secret agent in Denver!Witnesses say he drives a cool car with lots of gadgets. Single women beware!

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    1. Re:Next week's headline by RealProgrammer · · Score: 4, Funny
      This just in:
      (UPI) Sources for Bell Aerospace insist their demands for "one million dollars" have been met, but they will fire the "giant laser" anyway. The White House could not be reached before press time.
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  8. laser article by e_lehman · · Score: 5, Funny
    The article, a little light on details...

    Hehehehehe! Hoo-whee! You guys really crack me up...

  9. A week later.... by insmod_ex · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...sixteen people reported blind by staring at the laser. Theyll be pulling a SCO and suing the United States for making Colorado a state and thus allowing the laser test to go on. Anyone up for a game of laser tag? :D

  10. One thing in Colorado's favour... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have lots of mountains that could be hollowed out to make ideal bad-guy secret lairs.

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    1. Re:One thing in Colorado's favour... by corbettw · · Score: 5, Funny

      They have lots of mountains that could be hollowed out to make ideal bad-guy secret lairs.

      There's already one there.

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  11. The 12:00 News by The+Spanish+Ninja · · Score: 5, Funny

    And our top story this hour, the RIAA has commandeered Aerospace's big laser and has started frying mp3 downloaders. When reached for comment, they told us "The lawsuits just weren't inspiring the right kind of fear."

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  12. Re:I for one am excited by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Funny
    . . . does anybody know what it will be good for, other than vaporizing martians?

    I suspect Marvin the Martian will be disappointed with the outcome of the test:

    "Where's the KABOOM? There was supposed to be an earth shattering KABOOM!!"

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  13. Those damn scientific standards... by michiel.h · · Score: 5, Funny

    A basketballhoop? That's what? (1/15)*Volkswagen Beetle?

    I'm Dutch. We play soccer, not basketball.
    Insensitive clods.

  14. Re:Birds? by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 5, Funny

    I get the part about aircraft, but how will they protect the birds?

    This from a country which just finished eating 45 million turkeys?

  15. Re:Question... kinda.... star trek reference... by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Laser stands for:
    Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

    Maser stands for:
    Microwave Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

    Phaser stands for:
    Plaid Hippopatamus Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Rotund-mammals.

    That's why phasers are so powerful, imagine being bombarded with billions and billions of plaid hippopotami!

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  16. Re:RTFA by flewp · · Score: 4, Funny

    and the aerography guys know what's fowl and what's weather

    But what about..... FOWL WEATHER??!!!

    Sorry. It *had* to be said. Whether it needed to be said out loud, well, that's another story.

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