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An anonymous reader writes "LinuxDevices.com's new 'Linux-powered Robots Quick Reference Guide' offers an interesting glimpse into of some Linux-powered robots currently available or near production, and provides an extensive reading list with further information on Linux in robotics. According to a fascinating article at TechNewsWorld, Linux is poised to play a centrol role in an emerging industry that many expect to overtake the PC industry in size: robotics. Japan is currently driving robot innovation, according to the article, impelled by a looming labor shortage. Consumer robots like the Sony Aibo and Honda Asimo make headlines, but ubiquitous, cheap, and practical utility robots are what most Japanese robot makers are focused on, and 'carmaker Honda believes that robots will become its most important business,' according to the TechNewsWorld article. Watch out -- the Linux-powered robots are on the march!"
sung to OutKast's Hey Ya One two three go! [Verse One - Andre 3000] My Yoda don't mess around. Because Yoda loves me so. And this I know for sure. Uh, But does he really wanna. But can't stand to see me with another doll in my ass.. Don't try to fight the feelin' Because the thought alone is turnin me on. Uh, Thank God for mom and anal lube For sticking to together 'Cause we don't know how. UH! [Chorus] Hey Yoda. Hey Yoda. [Verse Two - Andre 3000] You think you've got it Ohh, you think you've got it in the ass But got it just don't get it Til' there's nothing at all. We get together Ohh, we get together for anal insertion But lube's always better when there's Yoda involved. If what they say is "Nothing is forever". Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes then what makes, then what makes anal Yoda insertion an exception? So why you, why you, why you, why you, why you Are we so in denial? When we are not happy here. Y'all don't want me here you just wanna stick my Yoda in your ass [Chorus] Hey Yoda. Hey Yoda. Don't want to meet your goatse, Just want you in my Caddy. Don't want to meet your tubgirl, Just want to make you cumma. I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest. [Bridge - Andre 3000] Hey, alright now Alright now fellows, Yeah! Now what's cooler than bein' cool? anal fisting! I can't hear ya' I say what's cooler than bein' cool? Yoda in my ass! Alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, Ok now homos! And we gonna break this back down in just a few seconds Now don't have me break this thing down for nothin' Now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior Lend some lube, I am your flavor Shove it, Shove, Shove it, Shove it Shove it, Shove it, Shove, Shove it, Shove it, Shove it Shove it, Shove it like a yoda Shove it, Shove it, Shove it, shh Shove it, Shove it, got to Shove it Shove it like a yoda [Verse Three - Andre 3000 (Repeating "Shove it" in background)] Now while Hemos and CmdrTaco And Yoda Dolls, get in my ass (Get in my ass) You know what to do. You know what to do. You. know I do [Chorus] Hey yoda Hey yoda [Chorus continues until fade]
My encounter with Kathleen Fent at a party...
I remember it well...it was my junior year in high school, and Kate and I were at the same party. She had been doing rails of coke all night and swigging Jack Daniels like nothing any of us had ever seen. You could tell this was something that she had done often, as the sheer amount of intoxicants that she had been consuming did not seem to affect her one bit.
I was hesitant to approach her...she was not really the type of girl I dated usually -- I went for the cheerleader/popular girl type who you were guaranteed to at least get a blow job by the first date. Fast girls -- not the kind of girls that required at least two dates to get a kiss on the cheek and a raging case of blue balls. Yet tonight was different. I was particularly randy, and Kate was there snorting enough coke to supply a small country. She was considered to be in the geeky chick group -- the girls that weren't hot, but were tolerable enough to hang around outside of school. But I didn't care...she looked like she wanted to get fucked -- and hard.
Finally I made my move. I had made eyes with her all night and I finally went to talk to her. I came over to her and before I could get out "Hi, my name is..." she grabbed my penis and started massaging it. There was a bathroom nearby, which no one was occupying at that moment, so I motioned for her to join me in it -- she accepted.
We enter the bathroom and lock the door, and she didn't even bother to kiss me or anything -- she dropped straight to her knees and whipped out my dick, and practically swallowed it whole. I'm no John Holmes, but they don't call me tic-tac either; I'm working with a good 8 inches or so, and she deep-throated it -- just like that.
I knew there had to be a catch to this. I felt around and grabbed her crotch, only to notice that she was on her period. I wasn't sure what to do, and then I asked her if she wanted it like a dirty whore and take it in the ass. Luckily, I had a condom with me that was lubricated, but it was obvious that she had been an anal pro and had already relaxed her sphincter to the point where my cock just slid in. It was the best ass I had ever had and she loved every inch of it in her ass. I couldn't last long -- her ass was still tight, surprisingly. I pulled it out and whipped off the condom, and unleashed my white wave into her waiting mouth. She swallowed every last drop of it. After I finished, I put my pants back on and wasn't sure what to say to her, but she smiled and left the bathroom. It was like she knew that I just wanted to fuck her and leave and not say shit to her.
After the encounter in the bathroom, I didn't see her for the rest of the night. I did see her occasionally at school and we exchanged smiles, but we never mentioned our hot anal session in the bathroom at that party. I still look back on it fondly. I'll always remember that 10 minutes of fun in the bathroom with Kate.
Like, does Kate run Linux?
welcome our Linux powered robotic overlords
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
I'll do one even better for ya. Here's a a Linux powered robot with a webcam that you can even remote control through a java applet!
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We first met, of all places, in a taco place. Only a block from the
university, the place was packed to the rafters with college students
there for the cheap tacos and draft beer they served. I saw her walk
in, her short, trim body and long light brown hair catching my eye
immediately. I admired her legs, shown off by a brief miniskirt, and
the firm roundness of her ass as she walked to the counter and placed
her order, before returning my attention to my tacos and beer.
The next time I noticed her, she was standing in the aisle, tray in
hand, looking for a place to sit. It seemed that every table in the
place was occupied. I was nearly through anyway, so, expecting her to
say no, I invited her to join me at my table.
My reward was a radiant smile as she sat across from me in the tiny
booth. We introduced ourselves, and made small talk while we ate. Like
me, she was a college student, and, though our majors were worlds apart,
we found campus news to talk about. We were soon joking like two old
friends and drinking another beer.
The talk turned to dating, men, women, sex, parties, all the important
things to college students, and the beer flowed freely. Then I stopped
a joke in mid-sentence as she caught me totally off guard. A sudden
sensation of pleasure made me look down to see her shapely, stocking-clad
foot massaging the growing bulge in my pants. "Want to take a drive?"
she asked. We left, getting into her shiny new sports car. She
explained that it had been an early graduation present from her folks as
she shifted smoothly through the gears. With each action of her foot on
the clutch, her miniskirt rose higher and higher up her thigh, until I
could clearly see the tops of her stockings and a hint of blue lace
garters. Her blouse drooped open slightly between the buttons, just
enough that I could tell that her bra matched the garters.
I casually let a hand rest on her shapely thigh, just to see her
reaction. To my surprise, she placed her hand on mine, drawing it
slowly higher and higher up her leg, until it was high enough that it
was obvious she wore no panties. Her pubic hair was long, thick and
soft, and my probing fingers soon discovered that her lips were swollen
and wet. She moaned softly and licked her lips as my fingers found her
clit, and she downshifted, turning into a park that runs along the
river.
She pulled the car up under a railroad bridge that offered a little
shade and blocked the view of her car from the road. After stopping the
engine and adjusting the radio, she turned to me and we kissed, a long,
wet, delicious kiss, my fingers still massaging her clit while she raked
her long fingernails gently against the hard bulge in my pants.
We finally broke the kiss, and she leaned back in her seat. Her eyes
never left mine as she slowly, oh, so slowly, unbuttoned her silk
blouse. Finally, she pulled it open, and I saw for the first time her
gorgeous breasts, encased in a filmy blue bra. A tiny tatoo of a rose
adorned the top of her left breast above the bra, and my lips found that
spot, kissing and licking, as her nipples grew stiff in my palm. I
pulled the bra out of the way, with her helping, and took her nipple
into my mouth, sucking and gently rasping my teeth against it. She
moaned, gasped, and arched her hips, pressing her perfect tit into my
mouth. Suddenly, she pushed me away, pushing me back in my seat, and
started to undo my jeans. I tried to help, but she just pushed my hands
away, telling me with her eyes to let her do it.
I raised my hips slightly to let her slide my jeans down past my knees,
and she seemed amused at my lack of underwear. Leaning forward, her
long, soft hair caressed my cock and balls for a moment, then I gasped
as she slowly sucked the entire length of my raging hard-on, so gently
she was barely touching it, until her nose was right up against
You know, the citizens can elect representatives that redistribute wealth to the people from those who own the robots.....
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