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Top 10 Linus Quotes on SCO

An anonymous reader noted LinuxWorld running an entertaining little Top Ten SCO-related "Linusisms. If you're new to the story, you might find these insightful... but you're reading this site on a sunday, so you probably will find them more amusing than informative.

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  1. #1 Linus Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic



    Finland is Teh Suck!

  2. EARLY POST FOR FOZZY [PRO] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fuck RIT
    props to all dead [and ALIVE] homiezz

  3. pf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fp

  4. My wish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I wish there was a way for me, as a Christian, as a human being, to sit down with some of you and have a pleasant, civil discussion without bitterness or sarcasm. I don't force people to believe what I believe. I don't mock others with different beliefs. I hope I can find the words to explain myself, as my life goes on. I hope I can help people to see.

    1. Re:My wish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      As a christian, you should not wish. you should pray for inspiration.

  5. LUNIX CUM ON TEH SPOKE!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  6. OH SHIT, SEXYKELLYOSBOURNE IS BACK AND LICKING CUM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    CUM DUMPSTER!

  7. Hey Guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How's it going?

  8. Re:OH SHIT, SEXYKELLYOSBOURNE IS BACK AND LICKING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Where?!?

  9. Slashdot preview failure in Mozilla by handy_vandal · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Half of my previews don't get rendered in Mozilla cuz your HTML sucks major cock!

    I recently switched from Opera to Mozilla ... and sure enough, half of my Slashdot previews don't get rendered. What up with that?

    -kgj

    --
    -kgj
  10. Linus' successor by Leffe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It seems as if Marcelo Tosatti, new kernel maintainer, will say some interesting things, not really Linus things though, more like Bush things ;)

    Having that mentioned, I pretend to: - Fix pending problems which might required more intrusive modifications during 2.4.24. New drivers will be accept during this period (for example, Cyclades PC300 driver, input userlevel driver support, or other sane driver which might come up). - From 2.4.25 on, fix only critical/security problems.

  11. Re:TMI by orangesquid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Pulchritude" ?

    God, what a HORRID-sounding word to use to mean "attractive"!!!

    --
    --TheOrangeSquid Is it any wonder things seem so awry? We swim in a sea of confusion and don't have to think to survive
  12. Re:I'M GOING TO RAM MY FIST UP YOUR ANUS FOR THAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ohhh...you like that?
    You must be that goatse guy :)

  13. BWHAHAHA!! LET BASHZ0RZ TEH M$!!11~1` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    U R TEH FUNNEY!

  14. Re:FIX YOUR GODDAMN LOSER SITE, SLASHDOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    it doesn't always work RENDERING THE PREVIEW PAGE, you retarded fuck. and i 2nd the assertion, doesn't always work for me either.

    FIX IT!!! YOU ASSHOLES!!!!

  15. Re:FIX YOUR GODDAMN LOSER SITE, SLASHDOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If you dont like slashdot, dont read it, take your mozilla browser elsewhere,

  16. Re:TMI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Tu Latine obliviscisti? Enim stercorem pro cerebro habes!

    (Spot the deliberate mistake!)

  17. Re:TMI by herrvinny · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Your comment would be funny, except that Latin really does have a tiny vocabulary... A 500 word Latin vocabulary is a considerable bit. Like pulcher and bella can mean beautiful, pretty, handsome, etc, depending on the context it's used in.

  18. Re:11th Quote by fermion · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    3. Constitution and Marriage"If Darl McBride was in charge, he'd probably make marriage unconstitutional too, since clearly it de-emphasizes the commercial nature of normal human interaction, and probably is a major impediment to the commercial growth of prostitution"

    I hate to say it, but perhaps the opposite is true. A reasonable single person in the western world has any number of opportunities to couple, as long as the the person is not too picky, and is in fact in interested in regular coupling. As long as everything is kept safe and no one is a maniac, which are big ifs, such coupling often does not have long term implications.

    OTOH, a married person who wants to stay married does not have such freedoms. If that person wants to couple outside of the marriage, they cannot just chat up someone at the grocery. It is in fact much safer to hire a professional.

    Just hypothetically of course.

    --
    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
  19. Christmas cheer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic