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Cringley on E-voting

alfredo writes "I am shocked that this story from I Cringley hasn't been sent in and posted at Slashdot. I thought the slashdot crowd would be all over this. Robert X Cringley has a take on the voting scandal a bit different than what we have seen in the past, and promises more to come."

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  1. Yeah! Wooot! by anaphora · · Score: 5, Funny

    If anything encourages those 70-year-olds not to vote it's electronics. I think we should port this technology to the dmv, medicare, and the internet.

  2. Duh! by Pingular · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am shocked that this story from I Cringley hasn't been sent in and posted at Slashdot
    It has... :)

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  3. Cringe-Worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The repeated bastardization of this columnist's name makes me cringe.

  4. Re:VOT1NG ON TEH SPKOE!!!1 by xigxag · · Score: 2, Funny

    it was based on specifications set by independent election Hot Cocks

    Surely you must've known someone was bound to ask about this.

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  5. keystrokes by mm0mm · · Score: 2, Funny

    don't worry, US congress will buy a bunch of this by 2004.

  6. Re:Electronic Voting already exists and works by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It protect the voter against mistakes.

    Like voting for Bush?

  7. Re:Paper trails... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, I've seen it. It's called a receipt. When I go to a restaurant and pay with a credit card, the waitress brings me back a slip of paper with the total on it. If I see that she's got $1590 on there instead of $15.90, I kindly request that she do a recount.

  8. Slashdot influence by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slashdotters are growing in influence. Now we bring puny servers to their knees, AND help focus public attention as alternative press, leading "mainstream" media to cover news stories that matter to Nerds. Congratulate yourself on helping the leaders to follow the people.

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  9. Re:Spell it with me.... by nudicle · · Score: 2, Funny

    also, it's disturbing that there is no audit trail of the submitter's keystrokes. For all we know he typed the name correctly but somewhere in the black box of his Win XP system and internet transit through unknown routers the letters were (purposefully?) munged!

  10. Never attribute to malice... by BobaFett · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

    Here is how I see it: Diebold makes sale kiosks for Home Depot, ATMs for Citybank, and voting machines for the government. Diebold comes to each customer and says, "We can save you XXX dollars on every machine if you don't need a paper printer in it".

    What do the customers say?
    Home Depot manager: "XXX dollars and no paper? Are you nuts? We'll lose ten times that on fraud!"
    Citybank manager: "XXX dollars and no paper? Are you a complete moron? We'll lose hundred times that on lawsuits!"
    Government bureaucrat (he does not care about fraud - someone gets elected one way or the other, the bureaucrat will have his job, and he can't get sued): "XXX dollars? What a great idea!"

  11. Re:Disaster by XO · · Score: 2, Funny

    And, a "miserable failure" at that.

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