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Biometrics: Prepare to be Scanned

npistentis writes "From an article in the Economist: It has been a long time coming. But after years of false starts, security systems based on biometrics--human characteristics such as faces, hand shapes and fingerprints--are finally taking off. Proponents have long argued that because biometrics cannot be forgotten, like a password, or lost or stolen, like a key or an identity card, they are an ideal way to control access to computer networks, airport service-areas and bank vaults. But biometrics have not yet spread beyond such niche markets, for two main reasons. The first is the unease they can inspire among users. Many people would prefer not to have to submit their eyes for scanning in order to withdraw money from a cash dispenser. The second reason is cost: biometric systems are expensive compared with other security measures, such as passwords and personal identification numbers. So while biometrics may provide extra security, the costs currently outweigh the benefits in most cases."

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  1. Fingers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think they may be able to steal my finger with a big knife!

  2. At least... by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny


    Here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator!

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  3. Chopping of your Nose despite your Face by |>>? · · Score: 5, Funny

    With passwords, all they had to do is torture me, but with biometrics they just cut off my hand...

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  4. Ob. h2g2 (Douglas Adam predition) by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    In 50 years time we will have to give all kinds of bio information for everything, so we will carry a handy machine readable card with every bit of data on it to make it more convenient...

    Thus defeating the entire purpose, and a stunning testament to human nature.

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  5. Re:The main problem in my eyes... by TobiasSodergren · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Do you want to look younger, loose weight or change password? Call your local cosmetic surgeon now!"

  6. Eek! by Angram · · Score: 3, Funny

    "So what happens when someone who has lost one or both eyes tries to withdraw money from their bank account?"

    Well, that gives the mob/bookies/dealers/etc a real way to get you back. "Pay up or we'll take your eyes/fingers." Not only do you experience major pain/permanent disability, but you lose your identity and they can clean out your bank account.

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  7. Temperature by scruffyMark · · Score: 3, Funny

    So stick the fake thumb in your pocket for five minutes to warm it up to body temperature first. Probably that's what you'd do anyway - it would look pretty weird if you walked up to a bank machine with a rubber thumb in your hand or the brim of your hat...

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  8. MY EYES!!! by Knunov · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Many people would prefer not to have to submit their eyes for scanning in order to withdraw money from a cash dispenser."

    Pfffft whatever.

    The reason I don't want to press my baby blues up against a retinal scanner is because I'm relatively sure a needle will pop out and pierce my eyes.

    I don't think I'm alone in feeling this way.

    Knunov

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