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Steve Jobs and the State of Legal Music Downloads
An anonymous reader writes "Rolling Stone has published an interview with Steve Jobs about the current state of the music industry. He is a smart man, that guy. 'When we first went to talk to these record companies -- about eighteen months ago -- we said, "None of this technology that you're talking about's gonna work. We have Ph.D.s here who know the stuff cold, and we don't believe it's possible to protect digital content."'"
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Steve Jobs to the RIAA: "We asked 10,000 monkeys, and they don't seem to think that protecting diginal music is possible. However, they gave us this encyclopedia to give to you!"
Yes ladies and gentlement, Steve Jobs does know how to get the answers to the questions that matter the most.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.
Apple Computer is the maker of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.
But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently supported 60's counter-cultural "values". But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness.
This company is well known for its cult-like following. It isn't much of a stretch to say that it is a cult. Consider co-founder and leader Steve Jobs' constant exhortation through advertising (i.e. mind control) that its followers should "think different". We have to ask ourselves: "think different than whom or what?" The disturbing answer is that they want us to think different than our Christian upbringing, to reject all the values that we have been taught and to heed not the message of the Lord Jesus Christ!
Given the now obvious anti-Christian and cultish nature of Apple Computers, is it any wonder that they have decided to base their newest operating system on Darwinism? This just reaffirms the position that Darwinism is an inherently anti-Christian philosophy spread through propaganda and subliminal trickery, not a science as its brainwashed followers would have us believe.
you can still see his legs, so that makes it shorts.
Incidently, you can convert any pair of shorts into slacks by wearing suitably long socks.
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Get a real job, maybe then you can afford a better operating system. LOL next people will be calling for iTunes on DOS! Lol! Tell you what, just dump your girlfriend for a month, no doubt you'll have more than enough money for not only XP, but an entire new PC!
Yeah, you hear that MS? Don't go copying any of Panther's UI or else we'll bring Scully back and settle with you for an undisclosed sum.
Microsoft has been reasonably successful in forcing a subscription model on their customers, in the form of "Software Assurance". So has the cable TV industry. If you have a monopoly, you can do it.
I think your suffering from Ph.D. envy.
But just for moderators to mod me up Funny like the parent post.
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Oh, come on moderators...
If I had mod points, I'd mod this parent Funny.
I love how it takes a team of top academics to rediscover one of the primary design objectives of a digital computer: To make perfect copies of bits
I prefer my copy of "Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are DEVO!" with Mark Mothersbaugh's head on one side. That's kind of an experience in itself, listening to "Jocko Homo" and watching a DEVO's head go round and round...
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I totally agree...but I have a ton of CDs, and I'd say 70% of them have almost nothing in terms of an insert booklet - lots just have a single sheet with the cover art on one side and a track listing on the other, perhaps with a credits list.
Cover art alone isn't going to make me want to but a CD I don't think. CDs are just too small in their current casing. I'd probably have thrown away all of my CD cases by now if it wasn't for my packrat nature - as it is they're all in a box, with the CDs and booklets set in folders.
They didn't have Messiaen, Slint, Merzbow, Captain Beefheart, Xenakis, Steve Reich, Schoenberg, Stravinksy, or, wait for it, John Cage! No fucking John Cage!
Unit 706122, please report for entertainment reprogramming. Your circuits have become damaged, and are interfering with your ability to integrate into society. Never fear, you will be listening to Brittney and watching Friends again in no time.
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> hen I buy merchandise from the band, it's like I'm saying,
> "Hey, I like your band. Keep making good music.
Yeah, except I mostly like 70s bands that aren't anymore. I sure hope my buying Genesis' early stuff doesn't encourage them to get back together and churn out more of their later crap.
If copyright violation is all it takes to fit into your definition of a thief, then you are free to define things to make the people who disagree with you seem as bad as you want. I disagree with you, however. So therefore having the same freedom with words you have, I've decided that makes you a child molester, you pervert.