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DIY Cruise Missile Grounded

PSaltyDS writes "The DIY Cruise Missile project from New Zealand has been previously covered on /., but the BBC now reports that Bruce Simpson has been forced to shutdown by his government. His project web site says 'The New Zealand government has moved aggressively to shut down this project -- and by using quite unscrupulous methods which appear to be in breach of the law.'"

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  1. Darn! by TheWart · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, scratch the cruise missle off of my list of things to build...guess I'll just have to move straight to the ICBM. sigh.

    1. Re:Darn! by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

      "What do you think the C and M in ICBM stand for?"

      I
      Cant
      Build a
      Missile?

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      "Derp de derp."
  2. You could say.... by Alystair · · Score: 5, Funny

    .... his cruise missle project was shot down *budump bum ching*

  3. Rocket powered skateboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reminds me of the days when we were kids and used to strap on cans filled with a mix of sodium chlorate and sugar to our skateboards.

    Fucking cops had no sense of humor.

  4. Open source military hardware? by jeeves99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He proclaims he doesn't want "nefarious types" to get ahold of the development information, but he doesn't say how he screens the subscriber list to weed out these people.

    Open source software == good

    Open source flying cylinder of death == bad

  5. LOTR and cruise missiles by sssmashy · · Score: 5, Funny

    The New Zealand government has been pretty agressive about exploiting the success of the LOTR movies to make millions of dollars in tourism revenues.

    I guess they don't want those befuddled tourists who knock on doors aking where Frodo lives to accidentally stumble upon a homemade cruise missile silo instead.

  6. Poor guy... by Cutriss · · Score: 4, Funny

    but the BBC now reports that Bruce Simpson has been forced to shutdown by his government.

    Well, there goes his uptime...

    --
    "Mod, mod, mod...and another troll bites the dust."
  7. Old Idea ;-) by bstadil · · Score: 3, Funny

    As in Mouse that roared with Peter Sellers

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    Help fight continental drift.
  8. Re:Do all measurements in hexadecimal. by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, then they'd arrest you for building a weapon of math destruction.

    --
    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  9. Hey! I'll have you know that ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny
    cruise missle prairie dog hunts are quite popular amongst those who are tired of going after them with 50 cal sniper rifles. That's so two weeks ago.

    If cruise missles are made illegal, then only criminals will have cruise missles.

  10. Is it just me... by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... or does it seem like a bad idea to piss off someone who is building a missile?

  11. or by sydlexic · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) create weapons of mass destruction
    2) declare war on USA
    3) ominous silence
    4) discover your ass is actually a smoking hole in the ground

  12. Re:Star Wars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    This would also allow us to shoot down friendlies that go rouge. (e.g. 9/11 plane attacks)

    What the hell is wrong with red airplanes?

  13. You can have MY cruise missiles... by cgenman · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... when you sweep the bits from my warm, moist ashes.

  14. Knock Knock! by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 4, Funny

    herrvinny: Who's there?

    Guy in Sunglasses: John.

    herrvinny: John who?

    GIS: John Ashcroft, asshat. Please put this bag over your head, and come with me. We're going on a nice all-expense paid trip for one to Cuba.

    herrvinny: Why? What did I do?

    GIS: Does posting terrorist plots to Slashdot ring a bell?

    herrvinny: But that was just hypothetical. I was critiquing a stupid government decision in a specific case --

    GIS (hitting herrvinny with cattle prod, and putting a bag over his head): Shut up! We'll take care of you terrorist swine! You probably pirate mp3s, too.

    herrvinny: mmmmph ... mmmmph! mmmmph!

    (etc)

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    Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachtani?
    www.fogbound.net
  15. you have a cruise missile... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 4, Funny

    why the hell are you worried about a tax debt...you already have a more effective arsenal than the NZ govt ever had.

    Go on...you know you want to...