Best Shareware Games Of 2003 Explored
Thanks to AVault for their feature discussing the best shareware PC titles for 2003, as the writer points out: "As software stores stock fewer new computer games, shareware titles and Internet releases offer an alternative for those who want to play on their PCs. Most of my favorite recreational offerings from the past year never made it into retail outlets." Picks include Chain Reaction ("Remember the old Dynamix game The Incredible Machine? Even though the company is defunct, its creators have developed a new 3D version"), Ultraball ("combines the fun of a Breakout game with all the action and excitement of a pinball game"), and Dr.Blob's Organism ("...a fast-paced shooter in which you blast gelatinous one-celled organisms as they try to escape from a Petri dish.")
I was hoping they'd detail more than four games on that website. Gee, "NEXT PAGE" buttons are a really great advancement in technology, doncha think?
fills me with the urge to stab it's creator in the eye.
I think you'll want to seek professional help, if something as simple as a game you can exit and never see again causes you to want to maim someone.
You clearly have serious anger issues.
"Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
Dr.Blob's Organism ("...a fast-paced shooter in which you blast gelatinous one-celled organisms as they try to escape from a Petri dish.")
I must be ill-conditioned somehow, because I read "Dr. Blob's Orgasm", which made perfectly sense with "in which you blast gelatinous one-celled organisms"
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