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Silent Mice for Silent PCs?

UnrefinedLayman asks: "In the quest for a silent PC, one item that seems to be consistently overlooked is the mouse: it's one of the more noisy computer components if only by virtue of the fact that it is a staccato noise. I don't notice my fans or hard drives very often, given that they are constant background sounds whose levels don't noticeably change. My mouse, on the other hand, makes a very audible *click* each time I use it, and while providing a pleasant tactile feedback, it keeps my girlfriend awake during my late-night work sessions. So I turn to the Ask Slashdot community: have you found a silent mouse for your silent PC? Numerous Google searches have yielded little. It's not as though it's impossible, as touch pads for laptops have been around for quite some time, and the iPod makes great use of the technology. ThinkGeek also sells a force-free keyboard with a "mouse replacement" built into it, but while the keyboard technology looks very promising, I prefer to stick with a mouse (not to mention something a bit cheaper). Mouse manufacturers have long touted optical mice as being superior to their trackball cousins for having no moving, mechanical parts, but it seems like they're overlooking the most obvious and still mechanical function: the buttons themselves! So what say you Slashdot? Are there force-free, truly non-mechanical and silent mice out there to be had?"

156 comments

  1. Make one yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's been my experience thast the mice doen't need to click.
    They usually have a clicker switch.

    What if you took a cheep mouse, opened it and replaced the clicker-switcheswith normal ones?

  2. This must be a slow day by smoondog · · Score: 1

    BTW - My dell laptop (latitude c400) is pretty quiet and the touch pad or buttons don't make noise!

    -Sean

  3. Blast it! by Ske · · Score: 5, Funny

    You just made me notice how loudly my mouse clicks. *sigh* Thanks for ruining my weekend! (-;

    1. Re:Blast it! by linuxdawg · · Score: 0

      I noticed too i also found out how loud the ball *squeeks* when i move it
      So TIA You basterd my pc *was* the quietest thing on the block
      Now it seems my Mouse is louder then the neighbor's cats....

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  4. Modify an existing mouse? by Silh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This may not be a practical suggestion, but it came to my mind as I was reading this, since I have dabbled in some minor electronics and case modification in the last while... if one knew what they were doing, perhaps one could modify an existing mouse to replace the existing microswitch with something else, perhaps a IR emitter/sensor which is blocked by a tab when the mouse button is pressed. That would eliminate the clicking sound of the microswitch.

    Or perhaps a touchplate ... though could be interesting trying to rest your finger on there.

    One would have to consult someone more experienced in building this sort of stuff regarding feasibility though. :)

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  5. Come on over to my house... by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And you can have your choice of keyboards:

    IBM Model M
    Omnikey 102
    Ortek MCK-142

    All nice & clicky...Oh.

    Nevermind.

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  6. ok so you want a silent mouse by nuggetman · · Score: 2, Funny

    will you at least be happy with a scroll wheel and not worry about three buttons?

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  7. +1 Funny by Basje · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I started reading, that was the first thing I thought. Then, as I was reading on, it occurred to me the guy was serious.

    I mean, come on. How hard is it to replace a high tech item like a switch under a mouse button, with a switch that does not do *click*?

    The sound has a function in most cases. It's a signal. Even using a mouse button is referred to as clicking. It also prevents arthritis. You do not need to apply more pressure than to make the click, thus preventing excessive wear the finger joints.

    I once had a mouse where one of the mouse buttons had been repaired, and it was replaced with a silent switch (amiga mouses were expensive). I repaired it again, this time with a clicking switch. YMMV.

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    1. Re:+1 Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This story is a good candidate for the stupidest slashdot-story of the year. UnrefinedLayman you are a hero.

    2. Re:+1 Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand the point about usability, but I think you may actually have trouble finding a silent switch with the required MTBF (millions of on-off cycles).

    3. Re:+1 Funny by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've wired mouse buttons to an old NES pad, which uses conductive rubber contact pads. They don't fit the traditional mouse form factor, but all it requires is a little cutting and soldering.

  8. Bind some keys on your keyboard to your mouse? by HansF · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't know wich operating system you use but I presume there will be some accessibility-software for it to accociate some keys of your keyboard with your mouse-keys.

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    1. Re:Bind some keys on your keyboard to your mouse? by GiMP · · Score: 1

      I don't know what crappy rubber-membrane keyboards you're using - but my Model:M with buckling string is considerably louder than my mouse.

    2. Re:Bind some keys on your keyboard to your mouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably using the same crappy rubber-membrane keyboard that the story author is using, considering that the mouse seems to be his problem rather than his keyboard. We're all quite happy that you have a clicky keyboard, now please shut up and refrain from posting further inane comments. kthxbye

  9. Silent Mice for Silent PCs by Caktus · · Score: 4, Funny

    My mouse, on the other hand, makes a very audible *click* each time I use it, and while providing a pleasant tactile feedback, it keeps my girlfriend awake during my late-night work sessions.


    You dont't snore, do you?

    1. Re:Silent Mice for Silent PCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mouse, on the other hand, makes a very audible *click* each time I use it, and while providing a pleasant tactile feedback, it keeps my girlfriend awake during my late-night work sessions.

      s/work/porn/

    2. Re:Silent Mice for Silent PCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wish I could s/work/porn/g

    3. Re:Silent Mice for Silent PCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn it, I wish I'd never learned sed. I get this and therefore know I've succumbed to terminal geekdom.

  10. A modest proposal... by stienman · · Score: 3, Informative

    Try this, it works great for me: Go to bed when your SO goes to bed. No, really, it works great. And there are other benefits as well.

    If you cannot pull yourself away from the computer, then you can either get a touchpad (like a laptop), or you can hack your mouse.

    The clicking device in the mouse is a microswitch, which has a very distinct switchover feeling and sound. If you wrap the switch and some of the circuitboard in yarn, you can deaden the sound somewhat. You can also replace it with something else of your own invention - two wires on the circuitboard, and a piece of tin foil on the button for instance.

    You'll have reliability issues unless it's well designed (spring steel instead of tin foil, for instance), but it'll be quiet.

    Another option is to hack some optical gates inside there. It would require much more engineering, but a simple optical gate, resister, and an epoxied piece of plastic on the button to break the beam when pressed should do very nicely. It'll take up little more room than the microswitch.

    Send me a mouse and $90 and I'll do it for you.

    -Adam

    1. Re:A modest proposal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thing is, I think he was talking about his sister, not his SO.

    2. Re:A modest proposal... by stienman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thing is, I think he was talking about his sister, not his SO.

      Well, let's see...

      "My mouse, on the other hand, makes a very audible *click* each time I use it, and while providing a pleasant tactile feedback, it keeps my girlfriend awake during my late-night work sessions."

      Hmm. If you're from a redneck community I could see you interpretting "girlfriend" as "sister," but I like to avoid that kind of assumption until I see more evidence...

      -Adam

    3. Re:A modest proposal... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Try this, it works great for me: Go to bed when your SO goes to bed.
      Yes, but you'll get kicked out of bed the first time you double-click her nipple.
    4. Re:A modest proposal... by stienman · · Score: 1

      You need the latest service pack. If that doesn't work, I hope she's under warranty...

      -Adam

  11. Enter: Apple Wireless Mouse by deja206 · · Score: 2, Informative

    1. Go get yourself a mac (as little fans as possible)

    2. Go get yourself an Apple Wireless Mouse (no balls, no buttons, no wires)

    3. Be a happy man

    1. Re:Enter: Apple Wireless Mouse by Meowing · · Score: 1

      Are those actually quiet, or do they use the same type of housing as the corded "buttonless" Apple mice? The whole shell serves as the button on those, but they're still pretty noisy.

    2. Re:Enter: Apple Wireless Mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. Profit!??? :-)

    3. Re:Enter: Apple Wireless Mouse by topham · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The 'buttonless' mice make a click too.

      They arn't buttonless, the button is the entire top of the mouse.

      They are still (crappy) 1 button mice.

    4. Re:Enter: Apple Wireless Mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we can all see that Mr. Mac is as much of a newbie to English grammar as he is to computing. (Oh, I'm sorry, you wanted to know what was wrong with your grammar, Mr. Mac? " as few," not "as little.")

    5. Re:Enter: Apple Wireless Mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he prefers teensy tiny fans.

    6. Re:Enter: Apple Wireless Mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love having to move my hand to the keyboard when I want to right click. It's the manly way to do it. Wait, I meant really homosexual way to do it, but you probably already knew this.

    7. Re:Enter: Apple Wireless Mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got serious issues if you define your masculinity on how you click your mouse! Get away from the computer once in a while and get a life. I mean, this might be Slashdot and all, but there is no need to perpetuate the computer geek stereotype.

    8. Re:Enter: Apple Wireless Mouse by deja206 · · Score: 1

      Well, thank you for the correction... But just so you know, I'm not a newbie...

      Neither to English grammar, nor to computing...

      Oh, and I'm not an "Anonymous Coward" either...

    9. Re:Enter: Apple Wireless Mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U're an anynonmouse coward b/c i don,t know u're name.....

    10. Re:Enter: Apple Wireless Mouse by deja206 · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between "not writing" my real name and being an "anonymous coward"...

      Anyway, my name is Can Berk and I'm brave enough not to hide behind my nickname...

      What about you?

      P.S. Oh, and what changed now? There are probably 2000 miles between you and me...

  12. Any of you... by sockit2me9000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...singing "Silent Mice" to the tune of "Silent Night"? Cause I am.

    1. Re:Any of you... by vigilology · · Score: 0

      No.

    2. Re:Any of you... by cybermace5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, I got as far as "Holy Mice" and decided it had gone too far.

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    3. Re:Any of you... by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      ... poooooort is COM, ... IRRRRRQ is 5

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    4. Re:Any of you... by FunKind · · Score: 1

      I note the song petered out at the line about a virgin...

  13. Quiet mice came and went. by Meowing · · Score: 2, Informative

    The 1985-ish MS Mouse 5.0 might do the trick if you can find one that still works. These were the beige ones with two brown buttons. There wasn't really any tactile feedback either, so there was a tendency to press too hard which would kill the switches after a while.

  14. your keyboard! by BeatdownGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I know this isn't the preferred answer, but... I'm in college and I have a few classes in the computer lab. The professor doesn't like us all clicking the mouse while he's trying to speak/ teach (understandably). So what do we do when we want to browse the web rather than listen to him? learn to use the keyboard!

    I know it's kinda a foreign concept in windows, but I've learned most of the keyboard shortcuts/ commands to do navigation things, and I think sometimes it's actually quicker than using the mouse. And there's no click. So I don't know what exactly what you're working on, I know some programs will obviously require a mouse, but if you can, see how much you can do with the keyboard.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:your keyboard! by toast0 · · Score: 1

      I know it's kinda a foreign concept in windows, but I've learned most of the keyboard shortcuts/ commands to do navigation things, and I think sometimes it's actually quicker than using the mouse.

      It's not a foreign concept in windows, or the shortcuts wouldn't be there.

      Windows is mouse recommended, but almost all applications work fine without one. (exceptions, ms paint is pretty well useless, apparently older versions let you move the cursor with the keyboard, but now you need mousekeys enabled for that)

    2. Re:your keyboard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The professor doesn't like us all clicking the mouse while he's trying to speak/ teach (understandably).

      Try these magic words: "Speak up man! Sound off like you've got a pair!"

    3. Re:your keyboard! by Webmoth · · Score: 1

      Not a foreign concept, but a forgotten one. A local law firm recently switched from WordPerfect 5.1 and the ladies there are up in arms because they have to use a mouse now. Well, they don't really -- WordPerfect 8 (which they are using) still lets you use keyboard shortcuts for everything, and the latest version has a "5.1" mode with the blue text screen and all the same old keyboard shortcuts.

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  15. This must be a joke by Frequanaut · · Score: 1, Troll

    Ask Slashdot has just hit a new low.

    Or perhaps trolled

  16. Several suggestions... by blankmange · · Score: 4, Insightful
    First of all, I too, thought that this was not a serious posting... then I discovered that it was not humorous at all.

    Try these:

    ++ Learn to use the keyboard - there are easy keystroke shortcuts to perform the mouse clicks for you.

    ++ Move the computer out of the bedroom into another room.

    ++ Tell your girlfriend to get over it.

    ++ Get another girlfriend.

    ++ Go to bed with your girlfriend (what the hell are you doing at night anyway?).

    ++ Get on with your life.

    Could someone please explain why this was submitted???
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    1. Re:Several suggestions... by eurleif · · Score: 1
      Go to bed with your girlfriend (what the hell are you doing at night anyway?).
      Pr0n! What else do you do when you're in the bedroom with your girlfriend?
    2. Re:Several suggestions... by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      You forgot the Obvious.... Buy her Ear plugs for Xmas... I am sure she will love you for it :)Because it will do alot more than just eliminate mouse clicks... Firealarms (Which could be useful if you feel the need to get rid of her after your married but don't want to pay exorbant lawyer fees).. Traffic.. Ect.. Cheapest solution by far :)

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  17. Other hand? by Kj0n · · Score: 5, Funny

    My mouse, on the other hand, makes a very audible *click* each time I use it...

    Why do you use your other hand?

    *ducks*

    1. Re:Other hand? by tepples · · Score: 1

      *ducks*

      *geese*

      If you have to crouch after telling a joke, it probably wasn't all that funny to begin with.

    2. Re:Other hand? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Almost nothing gets modded up unless it's posted in the first hour after the story goes live.

  18. Touchpad? by barzok · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Touchpads usually can be set up so a tap on the pad signals a click.

  19. It isn't the mouse. What you need to look at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are the stress lvls.

    Personal experience, people CAN sleep though anything they've been conditioned to.

    People do NOT condition themselves when they haven't a stress free place they can spend a good portion of their time at.

    My stress free place is my home. In my home we do not
    shout, there is no drama. ("He was like ___! and so I was like ___!")

    Attitudes are for people who are afraid to be
    brutally honest with themselves and honest with
    those around them.

    Start telling the truth people. Your life may go in the tank for a few
    years like mine did, but after 2 years of telling the truth
    my life is fantastic. Better than I ever dreamed
    as a child. (As if I could have even imagined anything
    as complicated as adult life LOL)

  20. The mouse isn't the problem by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 5, Funny

    If your gf is busting your chops over this, you have much more serious problems than a loud mouse. Lose the gf, keep the mouse.

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    1. Re:The mouse isn't the problem by Mark+Imbriaco · · Score: 1

      No kidding. Hell, if it's really that big of a problem, move the computer to a seperate room. Then you can play your MP3s, click your mouse, and bang away on a nice clicky keyboard all you want without disturbing anyone else. The original poster is definitely overcomplicating a simple issue.

    2. Re:The mouse isn't the problem by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      Seriously. If my past experience is any guide, once you fix that horrible noisy mouse, she'll find something else to complain about. Probably that the monitor is too bright. Then once you've moved to a braille system, she'll claim she can hear the hum from the power supply, and so on, and so on...

      Tell her the clicks are there, you can't do anything about 'em, and if they're really keeping her awake she can go sleep on the couch.

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      I am a free number!
    3. Re:The mouse isn't the problem by portscan · · Score: 1

      where did he say that she was busting his chops? he just said that it keeps her up. he probably feels bad about it. those of us who actually have girlfriends can tell you fellows that part of the point of a good relationship is that you make each other happy and do nice things for each other.

      :-)

    4. Re:The mouse isn't the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all about blowjobs, my friend. Get a new mouse, get LOTS of blowjobs.

    5. Re:The mouse isn't the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some languages, "mouse" is a vulgar term for the female genitalia. So yes, I do wish I could lose the gf and keep the mouse.

    6. Re:The mouse isn't the problem by rabbit994 · · Score: 1

      It's not the mouse, or the monitor or the keyboard. It's the fact that YOUR not there. My girlfriend will bitch about the little stuff when she wants me to come to bed and ignore it when she doesn't care. It's not the mouse. Turn off the computer or better yet, donate it's processing time to your favorite distributed computing project. Seti@Home is mine. You pick yours. It might also improve the relationship a bit. Try it and tell me how it's working out for you.

  21. Such a simple fix.. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    [blockquote][i]My mouse, on the other hand, makes a very audible *click* each time I use it, and while providing a pleasant tactile feedback, it keeps my girlfriend awake during my late-night work sessions.[/i][/blockquote]So why not move the computer?

    1. Re:Such a simple fix.. by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1

      HTML doesn't use brackets, buddy, it uses ;)

    2. Re:Such a simple fix.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HTML doesn't use brackets, buddy, it uses ;)

      I'm sure you didn't mean that it uses smilies. More like < >

    3. Re:Such a simple fix.. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Well... Thats what happens when typing on /. and another board at the same time, on only one cup of coffee. :)

    4. Re:Such a simple fix.. by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      HTML does not display <> :)

      try &#60 and &#62

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    5. Re:Such a simple fix.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      < and >!?!?! What are you, some kind of computer geek? Us normal people use the less-than and greater-than entities < and > because we can actually remember them. And if we switch from ASCII to GSCII (Galactic) someday, the lt/gt entities won't lose their meaning.

    6. Re:Such a simple fix.. by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Actually.

      I went and looked it upo in google because I am not geeky enough.

      Shame on me.

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  22. I'd suggest a touchpad by Hollinger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your best option is a trackpad or touchpad of some sort. Most modern touchpads have several functions you may assign to various actions such as double-tapping, tap-dragging, dragging along the left or right edges, tapping in certain zones, etc. to keep you from ever having to use the function buttons.

  23. Switch room ? by Bazouel · · Score: 1

    Have you considered moving the computer into another room ? If your girlfriend is that much sensitive to noise, you would be better work elsewhere ...

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  24. I *WANT* my mouse to click by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 0, Troll

    Thanks, but I need my mouse and keyboard to both be nice and clicky. Otherwise, how am I going to know whether my son is surfing for pr0n when I'm not in the room?

    1. Re:I *WANT* my mouse to click by stvangel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Simple. Just look in the history, favorites and bookmarks. That way you can be add the good sites yourself if he forgets to CC you on them.

    2. Re:I *WANT* my mouse to click by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      History: I can selectively delete in every browser, and Opera makes it really easy to nuke it all (along with cache and Wand passwords, among other things)

      Favorites/Bookmarks: Remember the damn URLs! Actually, I just use two portals, thehun and autopr0n.

      Cache: In IE, it gets REALLY fun, as Windows tries to hide your cache, filling up your hard drive, making it almost impossible to delete quickly, and if you know where it is, fairly easy to find. As for the other browsers, you can kill the cache VERY easily (especially in Opera - it's a great browser if you are paranoid, but it has rather severe memory leaks on Windows, so don't run it on a DOS-based OS).

      Password lists: IE hides them fairly well, unless you stumble on a site that a password is saved for. Opera keeps them rather visible, but you can nuke the whole list in a matter of seconds.

  25. There are other reasons... by O'Bunny · · Score: 1, Interesting

    For example, I do a bit of multitrack digital recording. The mouse clicks can be a distraction when you're trying to get an artist to focus on the *song*, not the recording of the song.

    I have yet to find a way to use the keyboard to select a point in a recording where one wishes to punch in...

    Dave O'Heare

  26. Missing the point..... by jsimon12 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your girlfriend isn't complaining about the clicking per se. In my opnion she is probably complaining because you are on the computer. So even if you find a quieter mouse she will complain about something else. Pay more attention to her and she won't care about the sound your mouse makes.

  27. Dude, quit playing EQ and get some sleep! by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

    Alas, another poor victim on online gaming trying to steathily use the computer. Shhh..... be verrry quiet, I don't want anyone to know that the computer is on or that I am typing or clicking. :)

    Does anyone sell silent soundcards and speakers?

    1. Re:Dude, quit playing EQ and get some sleep! by KillerHamster · · Score: 1

      Does anyone sell silent soundcards and speakers?

      I have some broken ones that are perfectly silent that I'd be delighted to sell you... and more on topic, I have a Mitsumi mouse that fell down a flight of stairs which still works fine but now clicks silently.

  28. stupid responses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a valid question. There's no reason why mice need to click so loud. Tactile feedback is enough -- we don't need auditory feedback.

    Going to bed at the same time as the other person isn't always possible: people have different schedules and sometimes one person is just tired, or has insomnia. And putting the computer in a different room often isn't an option if it's a really small appartment, or a "studio"-style apartment, or if you have just one room in a shared house to cram all your personal stuff into.

    So, yes please, bring on the silent mice!

  29. Mouse Keys by tepples · · Score: 1

    I have yet to find a way to use the keyboard to select a point in a recording

    Open your desktop environment's accessibility control panel (on Windows, Start > Settings > Control Panel > Accessibility Options; on old Mac OS, Apple > Control Panel > Easy Access) and turn on Mouse Keys. Then you can press 5 on the keypad to simulate a mouse click, and if your keyboard is not a model M like mine, it'll be nearly silent. In addition, some audio apps allow for moving the time cursor with the arrow keys.

    1. Re:Mouse Keys by O'Bunny · · Score: 1

      Open your desktop environment's accessibility control panel ... and turn on Mouse Keys.

      Thanks, I'll give it a shot as soon as my caffeine hits.

      Dave O'Heare

  30. OMG!11!! There are two of these psychos... by pocopoco · · Score: 1

    While I find the seriousness of the question scary, what is really disturbing is that it's a repeat:
    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/04/ 05/172221 2&mode=thread&tid=137
    Seriously I would get that g/f some mental health and some nice calming drugs if mouse clicks really bother her...

    Anyway, besides the various brands/cad mice and other options mentioned in the above, I've seen plenty of touchpads with quiet clicks and also my space saving keyboard with a microjoystick and mouse buttons is quiet as well. So simple solution would be to use your mouse for movement and a touchpad's buttons for clicking.

    Similarly I remember back in college making my own PS/2 mouse and the circuit board was not complex at all. It would be easy to dig up the plans off the net and cut them down to a button only model allowing you to choose your own buttons. Then hot glue them onto your existing mouse if you so desire (I think I've used multiple ps/2 mice before, but worst case make your buttons ps/2 and use a usb base mouse for the motion).

  31. That's your solution? by MikeCapone · · Score: 2, Informative

    Do you kill flies with tactical nuclear devices?

    I mean, the guy has a problem with one micro-switch and you tell him to switch computer.

    Heh.

    1. Re:That's your solution? by orasio · · Score: 1

      Anyway, the minimalistic solution would have been to kick the damn bitch out of the room, so even replacing the mouse is overkill.

    2. Re:That's your solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have a girlfriend, eh?

    3. Re:That's your solution? by orasio · · Score: 1

      I have a girlfriend, she doesn't bith about me coding at night because now that I live with her, I stopped doing so. Anyway, I snore and she doesn't mind, she sleeps like a log, but my comment was supposed to be +1 Funnily trollish

  32. Original poster's reply by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Thank you all for the well thought-out and insightful replies. Especially the first poster. I'd like to address some of the replies, but rather than hit them one at a time, I'll give it a single go.

    Yes, I am serious. Don't look at me shocked and appalled, regarding me as some retarded freak of nature. If you think the question's stupid, don't reply. I think that if someone should stand over your shoulder and everytime you ask a question whose answer you don't know insult you and degrade you, you'd grow a little tired of it. So to all insightful posters, thanks. To all trolls, fuck off.

    While I understand it's possible to modify my existing mouse, my question mainly centered on whether or not there are silent mice manufactured. Notably, I'm looking to get rid of a mouse that uses mechanical parts, because since optical mice have come about I've gone through several simply by breaking the buttons or having the cables die. So while it's possible, that's not the focus of my inquiry.

    Yes, I'm happy with a scroll mouse and not a three-button mouse.

    If you re-read my post, you'll see I'm not interested in using the keyboard as my mouse. For example, the ThinkGeek keyboard replaces a mouse, but I'm not interested in doing that. I simply want to have a mouse that does not make noise, not relearn how to use a keyboard as a mouse.

    I don't go to bed when my SO goes to bed because I have to work for a living. Sometimes my work requires me to work at home, and sometimes into the night. But you're right, I should say "Fuck work!" go to bed, and worry about getting fired some other time!

    And for those times when it's not because I'm working into the night, but rather because I worked into the evening at my actual place of business, I should just say to hell with my relaxation time, go to bed, and worry about having no time to unwind some other time!

    Yes, I *was* talking about my girlfriend, not my sister, as one poster pointed out (and another corrected).

    To the poster who recommended the simple steps of:
    1) Buy a Mac
    2) Buy a wireless Mac mouse
    3) Quiet!!!!!!

    Thanks, but as I mentioned in the question, the ThinkGeek keyboard is too expensive, so I don't think getting an Apple is going to help me.

    I did not sing "Silent Night" when writing either this or the question.

    I know a lack of feedback can cause people to press too hard, which is why I'm looking for something like the buttons on the iPod on a mouse. Pushing too hard breaks keys, which is why I don't have a mechanical mouse. The adaptation to a non-mechanical mouse and not pressint too hard should be a non-issue for someone serious about it.

    It's not a foreign concept not to use the keyboard in Windows. I'm rather adept at using the keyboard only in Windows. The point is there are many things that cannot be done without a mouse, and even if I could do everything with the mouse, that wouldn't resolve the question I posed: is there a silent mouse? That's like saying "Use a banana!" when someone asks for an apple to make apple juice. You cannot make apple juice no matter how many bananas you have.

    To the person who recommended I learn how to use the keyboard, please note that I already know how to use a keyboard, as you may have noticed from me typing this reply and the original question up.

    I also cannot move the computer out of the room. Again, that doesn't answer the question of "is there a silent mouse?" If someone were to ask how to make their garage door quieter, you wouldn't tell them to move their garage somewhere else, would you? Unlike some people, I don't live with mommy and daddy and must make do with the space available in my 600 sq. ft. apartment. With two people living here, that means the computer goes in the bedroom.

    And just in case you're planning on telling me to move, I suggest that you note what I said above and note the fact that l

    1. Re:Original poster's reply by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I also cannot move the computer out of the room. Again, that doesn't answer the question of "is there a silent mouse?"

      Sorry. Let me answer the question. Yes.

      If someone were to ask how to make their garage door quieter, you wouldn't tell them to move their garage somewhere else, would you?

      Depends. If it was you, yeah, I would.

      Unlike some people, I don't live with mommy and daddy and must make do with the space available in my 600 sq. ft. apartment.

      Touchy touchy. I don't live with mommy and daddy either, but I still have lots of room outside my bedroom.

      With two people living here, that means the computer goes in the bedroom.

      Fine. Deal with the mouse clicks. And take some prozac or something.

    2. Re:Original poster's reply by Bishop923 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      please note that I didn't say she was complaining. In fact, she's never complained once. I'm simply a considerate human fucking being, and wanted to try to keep the noise level down when I'm working at night. She sleeps straight through it, and I can too.

      Have you ever tried experimenting with having your GF click the mouse while you are in bed and see if you can actually hear it? It might be you are being over sensitive to the sound around you since you are worried that you may wake her up. Kinda like when you step on a squeaky floorboard at 2am and it sounds like a freaking tree falling onto a busy expressway rather than the little 5dB noise that it really is.

    3. Re:Original poster's reply by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 1

      I actually find it annoying when watching a news programme - you often hear mouse/ keyboard clicks while the anchor is off screen during an interview with a slide or something. I would have thought broadcasters would have come up with something, with the 'artistic temperaments' of some of their talking heads :-)

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    4. Re:Original poster's reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... please note that I didn't say she was complaining. In fact, she's never complained once. I'm simply a considerate human fucking being, and wanted to try to keep the noise level down when I'm working at night.

      Hold on there goober. This was in your question:

      My mouse, on the other hand, makes a very audible *click* each time I use it, and while providing a pleasant tactile feedback, it keeps my girlfriend awake during my late-night work sessions.

      I think this is why people assumed she was complaining... duh. You're the one who worded it that way.

      The *click* of the mouse is a modern invention dumbass. Most very old mice do not click. They also have nowhere near the lifespan of modern mice. The non-microswitched buttons tend to wear out and break after a while.

      A microswitch provides a nice tactile feeling, always switches at the exact same position and pressure, and will last for a long time. Most other switches do not.

      However, I wonder if a keyboard-like switch would work. I mean my keyboard is fairly quiet but still has a tactile feel. But the travel is much longer than what you would want on a mouse button so I don't know.

    5. Re:Original poster's reply by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a "membrane switch" mouse would work. The membrane is a lot quieter than a mouse, while still having tactile feedback. Expensive drafting "mice" had them years ago. Now, they are popular in TV remotes, cell phones, etc.

      I've seen them for gaming:
      http://www.rotokiller.com/rtr720.html#m1m1

      Haven't seen them anywhere else, but maybe you could do surgery on a cheap mouse and replace the microswitches with a membrane switch.

  33. Razor Boomslang by squisher · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is a mouse out there that does not click when you press the button: http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/gaming/66 89/
    At least the older model they sold like 2 years ago did not click because that would make the sniper move the mouse about 1nm and then he'd miss... ;-) Maybe a little expensive but a very precise and good mouse - except that maybe the zero-force approach makes you click more often then you intend =). I heard though that you get used to it.

    ~Squisher

    1. Re:Razor Boomslang by lewp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's worse than that. The buttons are so sensitive that picking up the mouse and setting it back down will cause them to click. Resting your fingers on them normally will hold them down. This is difficult to get used to. Eventually you learn to keep your fingers hovered slightly above the buttons and you compensate for not being able to pick up the mouse by cranking up the sensitivity high enough so that you never need to.

      One unfortunate thing I was never able to figure out is how to get the buttons to click rapidly. Since there is virtually no tactile feedback to clicking it's hard to tell if you're actually clicking or just holding the button down without really exaggerating the finger motion involved.

      There's a much bigger problem: I had three older Razer Boomslangs (before they went bankrupt, or whatever happened). The first one I actually bought, and it broke the day I got it. Razer, thankfully, had a rather good return policy, and had a new one on the way after about 5 minutes on the phone.

      My second Razer lasted through a couple months of off and on usage. The difficulty of rapidly clicking the buttons made pistol shooting in CS a major pain in the ass, so I kept switching it with my IntelliMouse Optical. Finally it just stopped working one day. The mouse would only move vertically and the primary button would not work. Another call to Razer, 5 minutes, and another mouse was on the way.

      The final Razer lasted about a week of me forcing myself to use it exclusively. Just as I was getting used to it, it fell off my desk. The mouse wheel became jammed inside the mouse, and even when I freed it so that it would rotate properly it was no longer functional. I didn't bother to replace this one.

      There's a lot of upside to the mouse, it's incredibly smooth and accurate. There is really no comparing it to standard consumer mice in that respect. You want headshots, to be a railgun god, or just be incredibly precise in your Photoshop work? You can't beat it. It's good enough that, despite my problems with it, I'm thinking of buying one of their new models just to see if they've fixed their problems.

      Unfortunately, if you can't count on them to last more than a week at a time they aren't worth much. I've stepped on, dropped, thrown, and even backed over IntelliMouse Optical mice with my car and had them work perfectly afterwards. I don't expect every mouse to handle that, but one that can't handle falling off a desk on some carpet is just unacceptable. Oh, and once you get used to optical mice, going back to cleaning a ball is just annoying.

      My advice: if you decide to buy one, buy two. You'll need the second one while you wait for the first one to be replaced. Also, prepare to forget a bunch of your mousing habits if your current ones aren't compatible with what the mouse likes.

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    2. Re:Razor Boomslang by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 1

      "Oh, and once you get used to optical mice, going back to cleaning a ball is just annoying."

      They don't have much of a mouse budget at work or at uni, so I've started using the mouse I originally got for my laptop everywhere else.

      It's worth the weird looks. I've found that when tensions are running high in group situations, a shitty mouse can be the catalyst for someone losing it. "Would you like to use this instead?" has been the end of several conflicts for me in the last few months. The relief of a responsive, accurate mouse with a wheel actually calmed things down. Of course there have been many more conflicts that couldn't be diffused with anything so simple, but it was worth the investment, which is all you can really ask.

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    3. Re:Razor Boomslang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and once you get used to optical mice, going back to cleaning a ball is just annoying.

      If you can use an optical mouse for gaming then you're probably not playing at a level that would require a Boomslang in the first place.

      Optical mice are too slow to use for real gaming. Quick movements get lost because the optics can't keep up.

      Stick to web browsing.

    4. Re:Razor Boomslang by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 1

      It's pricey. $79 for a mouse is a bit much, but I don't think I have ever paid for a mouse. I like the low profile of the back end, the hump-backed design of the common 'intellimouse' is fatally flawed and results in a nagging pain in the lower palm after a few months. This mouse reminds me of a good sniper rifle in some ways, pricey, extremely accurate and sensitive (some people adjust their triggers down to the point where bumping the rifle is likely to set it off, bad idea). If they had an adjustment for click sensitivity, that would be cool, most sniper rifles have adjustable trigger pulls... I have never broken a mouse, this thing does not look that fragile with its rubberized exterior. You must be heavily into mouse abuse. Also, is this thing optical or old-school? I would never buy a mechanical mouse, esp. for gaming.

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    5. Re:Razor Boomslang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure several players at any given CPL event would be happy to set you straight. At the moment, you're so completely and utterly wrong that I'm ashamed for both of us.

  34. The Princess and the Mouse by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    My mouse, on the other hand, makes a very audible *click* each time I use it, and while providing a pleasant tactile feedback, it keeps my girlfriend awake during my late-night work sessions.

    You could always do like the prince did: marry her and put the mouse in a museum.

    But seriously, are you living in a studio apartment or something? Add this to the long list of reasons that the computer should not be placed in the bedroom (I say this of course lounging on my bed with my laptop, but hey, I'm a bachelor, I'm allowed to do these things).

  35. Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try this, it works great for me: Go to bed when your SO goes to bed.

    Actually, that's probably what she's really asking for anyway. I'm sure when you fix the mouse clicks she'll complain about the keyboard. Then when you fix that she'll complain about the excess heat coming from the processor. Then when you freak out on her for being absolutely crazy she'll say "but I only wanted you to come cuddle with me instead of working on your computer."

    Of course, if you wanted that advice, you wouldn't be Asking Slashdot. So drop the female and make a robot, or something.

    1. Re:Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dear Slashdot: my robot keeps me awake all night with her constant mouse-clicking. I ask her to come to bed, but she just keeps working away. What say you, Slashdot? Do your robots come to bed when you ask them?

    2. Re:Women by FunKind · · Score: 1

      What's the modern version of that old prayer? Something like . . .

      SERENITY PRAYER

      God, grant me the serenity to accept a post I cannot change,
      Courage to walk past the computer without turning it on when I'm running late for work,
      And the wisdom to know the difference between
      "Come to bed now" (meaning "Let's have some fun!") and
      "Come to bed NOW!" (meaning "That computer has got to GO"!)
      Amen.

  36. Use emacs... by rthille · · Score: 1

    And throw your mouse away!

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    1. Re:Use emacs... by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      Use vi!
      And throw your emacs away!

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  37. maybe touchpad idea + mouse... by alcuin99 · · Score: 1

    like one of these Kensington Studio Mice http://www.kensington.com/html/1216.html and configure middle mouse button as left click. But that doesn't help with right mouse button; much. There are two programs I know of that you can use software-wise on 2k/XP to emulate the right mouse button, for the truly quiet environment. One of them is called something like Lokai Mouse; the other escapes me at the moment. Lokai Mouse was written so the author could use a Mac mouse with only one mouse button, and still do right-clicks by holding down the mouse button for a period of time. It sounds good to me, never tried it though. -e

  38. What a pompous ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus Christ! Shut the fuck up already. I'm surprised you [still] have a girlfriend. If making mice is so fucking simple, genius, then why don't you go and design your own? Quit bitching and go do something about it, dickwad.

  39. 99 cent solution... by cr0sh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If your GF can't stand the sound of the mouse clicking, get her some of those foam earplugs. No, I am serious. They are pretty comfortable to wear at night, and will cut all the sound (I wear some at times because my wife likes to watch TV when we go to sleep). I doubt you will find anything, simply because it is such a niche product. Plus, there are the HID (human interface design) issues - the click is both a tactile and audible feedback for the user, without it, you might feel "odd", as if something is out of place, and uncomfortable, when using it (kinda like how those rubbery chicklet keyboards never caught on)...

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  40. Re: by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    What if you took a cat strapped a piece of toast butter side up to it's back and threw it outside. would it land on it's feet, or on butter side down?

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  41. re: Trolls and.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOT EVEN A STRUCTURED FLOWCHART!

    I mean what the hell is thiss? some untranslated latin, and whats worse?

    An unstructured flowchart!

    Go back to logic, and structured design

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  42. Previously Discussed on Slashdat by tbjablin · · Score: 2, Informative

    This was discussed on Slashdot previously. Here

  43. Re:HOLY MOUSE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy Mice?

    Holy $h!t that made me laugh!

  44. Re: by himynameisbrak · · Score: 1

    That would depend on the relative sizes of the cat and the toast. If you had a very small cat and a very large piece of toast... :-)

  45. Lessons on "Asking Slashdot"... by jtheory · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When the editors post an "Ask Slashdot" question, they aren't doing it to help the person asking the question. They post it because they think it might be a problem shared by lots of people. You, the original questioner, are not the primary audience of these posts. You're just one of hundreds of thousands of readers, some of whom are just looking for the funny responses, some of whom have similar problems, some who's curiosity is piqued (because hey, I've never seen a silent mouse... let's see what people say) and some of whom just want to get a frist pr0st out there.

    Slashdot's moderation system is designed to keep the content as helpful as possible to the general readership (which includes you, but also includes lots of other people).

    Lots of the posts that you are slamming in your response were good posts -- they just weren't useful to your specific situation. Well, they're still good posts. Someone buying a new computer might like to know that they can get s silent Mac mouse. Someone with a yen for taking stuff apart might like to read how they can mod their mouse to silence it. Personally, I was sorry to see that there doesn't seem to be a standard-but-silent mouse (and I think you knew that already, since you've been searching for a while), but I might get one of those TouchStream keyboards on ThinkGeek to try it out... it looks cool. I thought the "learn how to avoid using the mouse" is a decent solution to your actual problem, which is noise. There are plenty of silent keyboards, some with touchpads (which would also help). If you know all the key combinations, you can certainly reduce the need for the mouse.

    I guess my main point is that I was kind of shocked by your reaction to a decent discussion on an interesting question. If you didn't find what you wanted, maybe it's not out there at the moment... that's no reason to flame a bunch of people offering helpful advice for free.

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    1. Re:Lessons on "Asking Slashdot"... by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 1

      I understand that the purpose of Slashdot is to encourage discourse. Unfortunately, when many posts are obvious and flame-bait replies, it's not encouraging discourse, it's wasting time (although you and others may not see it that way).

      For example, several posters told me to get rid of my girlfriend. Despite what those posters may have believed, and despite whatever good intentions they may have had, dumping my girlfriend of several years is not a great solution to my problem, nor can I imagine it's a good or reasonable solution for many people out there. To the very few who would choose this path, please, speak up, and prove me wrong.

      I have to disagree as well on whether the original questioner is the primary audience; when it comes to Ask Slashdot, I think the primary audience is the original poster, not the readers, since it is the original poster whose curiosity is seeking satisfaction. We differ there, but don't believe I'm attempting to say you're wrong. You do make a good point.

      I hope I didn't come across as slamming every reply; I tried to make general replies across the board, some serious and some not, and while I certainly did slam some, I attempted to keep it within the realm of those posts whose replies were completely worthless. Those that replied but didn't apply to my question I tried to give gentler replies in the negative.

      As an example for the above, the silent Mac mouse poster, while giving a good reply for someone who may be interested in a silent Mac mouse didn't address his reply very well. Instead of saying "get yourself a macintosh then buy this mouse," the poster could have said, "for those with a Mac, you may enjoy this mouse." Maybe I'm being a little too heavy-handed in how I think polite and relevant replies should be made. It's just my opinion.

      You're right, I did have a pretty good feeling there was no such thing. I checked a number of hardware sites and online stores for such a mouse, but was unable to come up with a hit. It was something I was serious about, otherwise I wouldn't have spent the time on it. Being serious, I was hoping my serious question would garner serious replies. That turned out not to be the case, and it seems like the most serious reply (yours), while not assisting me in locating such a mouse, was only spurned on by my second attempt to be serious. Go figure.

      I think where we differ most is in what we see as a "decent discussion." I've read a lot of slashdot articles, and always read the Ask Slashdot questions to try to learn new things and keep abreast of what sometimes outsmarts some very smart people, and can be heartily impressed by the level of discourse available. Unfortunately, the negative reply to positive reply ratio here seemed way too out of whack for me. Most replies consisted of either "Dump your girlfriend, she sux0rz," or "What a dumb question, who's feeding the monkeys that accept these questions?" Maybe it's my fault for not asking the most engaging question. Or maybe, since there was no such mouse, there wasn't much to discuss. All I noticed was that there were quite a few more single posts than replies to posts.

      Thanks for your honest and thought out answer, nonetheless. For everyone else that posted worthwhile replies, thanks as well. For everyone who was a total dick, I hope you enjoy sucking it when the day comes you have a non-mechanical mouse.

      Peace

    2. Re:Lessons on "Asking Slashdot"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, several posters told me to get rid of my girlfriend. Despite what those posters may have believed, and despite whatever good intentions they may have had, dumping my girlfriend of several years is not a great solution to my problem, nor can I imagine it's a good or reasonable solution for many people out there.

      Did you really think that these people were serious? Did you not notice the "+5 funny" that appeared next to the post? Geez, get a sense of humor.

    3. Re:Lessons on "Asking Slashdot"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, no the intended audience is NOT JUST the original poster. Otherwise no one, other than the 10 people who own off the shelf silent mice, for your particular machine (mac? Sun? NeXT? Apple //e? I don't see a machine, or an OS listed in the original question) would read the post.

      I think there is a deeper issue than the sielent mouse, and having replies you werent happy with.

      Go to your account settings. Change the Moderation Modifiers so you dont see funny posts. I'm not sure you'd get any of them, and the ones you happened to get certainly wouldn't make you laugh. You can also do the same for trolls, off topic, Anonymous Coward, etc..

      Now, what again is modifying/making your own controler not the right answer? or a keybaord with a touch pad? Perhaps you should open your mind more.. and your mouth less.

      And perhaps you'd have more time with your girlfriend if you wernt reading so much slashdot. And the poster(s) who said its not realy the mouse she's complaing about.. were spot on.

      Peace Out.

    4. Re:Lessons on "Asking Slashdot"... by switcha · · Score: 1
      "Maybe I'm being a little too heavy-handed in how I think polite and relevant replies should be made."
      To all trolls, fuck off.
      Unlike some people, I don't live with mommy and daddy
      I'm simply a considerate human fucking being
      I only wear one undershirt per day, but that's a more innovative item than what I click all goddamned day long.
      I guess asking questions isn't very en vogue anymore.
      For everyone who was a total dick, I hope you enjoy sucking it when the day comes you have a non-mechanical mouse.
      The irony here is so palpable, you can cut it.
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    5. Re:Lessons on "Asking Slashdot"... by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1


      Next time you're browsing around the internet looking for absurd (well, absurd to most people) items like silent mice, keep an eye out for a "sense of humor" and a "thicker skin". They might help the next time you ask the smartasses here a question that you take way too seriously.

      I mean c'mon, what did you expect? You DO read slashdot, right? I mean, you KNOW what people are generally like here, right? Is it really that hard to ignore the replies you don't find helpful and concentrate on the ones you like?

      I think it's an interesting puzzle, and I wish you luck in resolving it. I just have trouble with the concept of you assuming most people would take the question seriously. A silent mouse? Next you're going to tell me you want a robot vacuum cleaner or a cell phone with a camera inside! THAT'S CRAZY TALK!

    6. Re:Lessons on "Asking Slashdot"... by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 1

      In case you didn't notice, I try to read every reply from everyone, even -1 comments. Especially in this case, I think it's a good idea to read every comment made; why bother asking a question if you don't want to see answers?

      I got a lot of the jokes. Maybe I missed some, but most just plain weren't funny, they were flames. Where you may have read jest, I read seriousness in some statements about ditching the girlfriend for a mouse.

      Please don't misunderstand and believe that I'm unhappy with the replies made. I'd say that I'm mostly disappointed that 1) there is no such mouse, and 2) so many people were quick to say ditch the bitch in favor of some lonely geek lifestyle. It doesn't show much forethought or effort, but again, that's probably expecting way too much from Slashdot.

      For me, making my own isn't the right answer. I work a lot of over time, and as you can tell I have to work into the night sometimes. My weekends aren't full of free time to DIY with a mouse. And I don't feel like I have the time, and certainly don't feel inclined at this point, to try to learn a new keyboard when I'd have to use a standard keyboard at work and an expensive one at home. Trying to learn the ThinkGeek keyboard would take twice as long or cost twice as much, and neither solution is very eloquent.

      It's not a matter of reading too much Slashdot, again: I do a lot of work. But it seems that you, like a few others, didn't take the time to really read, and spent more time trying to read between the lines (vis a vis: "its not realy the mouse she's complaing about.."). Try reading again.

  46. Are you drunk? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight. You actually believe that thinking goes one in the selection of stories on /.?

    You must be really new, stories on /. are picked by a drunk monkey who is droping acid, doing speed, and randomly jaming crayons up his nose.

    And that is on a good day.

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  47. Well... by DAldredge · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Well, at least he isn't a gentoo user who would have said to just recompile the mouse with gcc -donesnt_have_to_work_right_just_go_FAST flag.

    And you don't kill flys with tactical nukes, you use tactical nukes on fire ants. And when that doesn't work you use stratigic nukes with colbalt sleaves.

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dur, that should be

      --donesnt-have-to-work-right-just-go-FAST

      If you're going to give this kind of information, it's important you get it right.

  48. This might help by GuardianLion · · Score: 1

    I've got a Microsoft Trackball Optical 1.0. The buttons are pretty quiet on it, partly because it's been used heavily for a year, but I remember it was fairly quiet when I got it new. Their mice probably have similar buttons.

    1. Re:This might help by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 1

      Thanks, but I'm more interested in a mouse than a trackball. I've had a few different Microsoft mice over the years, and the noise has never been that low for me.

      Thanks though.

  49. Put a neoprene sleve on top by blastedtokyo · · Score: 1

    Find a neoprene sleeve and cut it to put on top of your mouse like a glove. It'll insultate the noise and give you better texture to hold the mouse with. Or you can please your GF by sticking a cute stuffed animal on it.

  50. wacom tablets by decepty · · Score: 1

    while the mice provided with the wacom tablets still click, you can avoid that by using the pressure-sensitive stylus. you click by tapping the stylus on the pad.

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  51. Re: by b!arg · · Score: 2, Funny

    What if you got another girlfriend that wasn't so annoying.

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  52. IBM Thinkpad has a silent trackpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My IBM Thinkpads (R31 and T30) both have silent pointing devices built into the keyboard.
    Unlike the optical USB mouse that came with the T30.
    Can't you learn to use the CUA keyboard shortcuts rather than a mouse.

  53. Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    this company sells supposedly clickless mice for gaming, whether that might meet your needs, dunno
    http://www.rotokiller.com/rtr720.html

  54. Re: by cbensinger · · Score: 1

    Probably neither, it would hover in the air spinning round and round. Actually I think if you got enough of them you could power a small city.

  55. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, a relevant response, with a URL to boot. And all the silly drivel about ditching the girlfriend got modded +5. This is actually a possible answer to the question.

    1. Re:Mod parent up by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 1

      Gotta agree.

      Thanks for the reply. I greatly appreciate it.

  56. They have but.... by Drakonite · · Score: 1
    They've made mouses with no mouse click noise, and no scroll mouse noise.

    But people liked the tactile feedback so the noiseless mouse never caught on.

    And as for the comment that a mouse is one of the noisest parts of a computer.... dream on. My mouse doesn't make near as much noise as my keyboard, or even just a single case fan or HDD spinning.

    If you are that concerned with having the "quietest" PC, then go modify a "normal" mouse to be silent. There are a million easy ways to do it, and if you are that obsessed with a silent PC the small amount of work needed would be nothing to you.

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  57. Move by zero_offset · · Score: 1

    Try moving to a house where your girlfriend can sleep in a bedroom instead of in your office. If your mouse clicks so loudly it wakes her up in another room, replace either the mouse, or the girlfriend, or both.

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  58. WTF by realkiwi · · Score: 1

    I keep my girlfriend awake at night too but not with my mouse...

    She isn't complaining! And after 14 years together that makes me proud!

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    1. Re:WTF by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > I keep my girlfriend awake at night too but not with my mouse...
      >
      > She isn't complaining! And after 14 years together that makes me proud!

      Just because it plugs into a PS/2 port doesn't make it a mouse. Now take that pager motor out of your :CueCat before someone sues you, you pervert.

    2. Re:WTF by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1


      Are you proud because you can string along a girl for 14 years without getting married?

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  59. For the geek who has (almost) everything.. by wraith0x29a · · Score: 1

    http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~nd/surprise_97/journal/vo l1/ncp/ if you happen to have $14,000 to spare - actually, make that $28,000 - you will want two.

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  60. what about no mouse at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My experience is that the mouse is not needed anymore! Do you heard about products from fingerworks? the have touch-sensible keyboards which are keyboard and mouse at the same time!

    have a look on (i am located in austria, so this page is in german only, but you can get to the manufactorer page from there) www.ngit.at

    this keyboard (and mouse) does not make any noise at all :)

    best regards

  61. Re: by pjotrb123 · · Score: 1

    Don't let the Wachowski brothers hear of that!

    Before you know it, we'd all have to go see the Catrix, featuring Meo and Kittnity...

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  62. Whoosh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've noticed lately that the whoosh sound made by the combination of the earth's very fast rotation and also very speedy orbit about the sun, have been keeping my hamsters awake at night, clutching bits of sawdust to their wee little ears and pacing about like mad little sons of bitches. Slashdot, what do you suggest to dampen the ever so annoying noise of the earths orbit/rotation?

  63. Fingerworks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have Touchstream LP, completely silent for typing and mousing.

  64. Re:It isn't the mouse. What you need to look at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You had me going.. till I saw it was posted by an Anonymous Coward..

  65. A possible solution by Webmoth · · Score: 1

    Go to this page. Scroll down to StupidaMouse.

    I think it will fit the bill perfectly.

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  66. silent clicking??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No offense intended but if your girlfriend is kept awake by the clicking of a mouse you have two options - since such a quiet noise affects her you should also stop breathing or option 2 - get another girlfriend...

    I suppose you could try using a touch pad or even a graphic tablet - they can also act as a mouse if needed - no buttons.

    Or just go to sleep at night... you'll be healthier and happier.
    BTW - how do you type - this must also be a disturbing activity, no?

  67. She might like ..... by bozojoe · · Score: 1

    Try sleeping with your girlfriend rather than your mouse. I'm sure both of you will be happier, even the mouse.

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  68. Silent mouse uses - Radio! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at a public radio station, and everything we do is run by computers anymore. But, The GUIs of these radio software packages scream for a mouse, and that's what most operators use. So, while they're talking on-mic, you can hear the clicking of the mouse as they page through their weather forcast, or launch other audio bits. It sounds like crap, so I too am searching for a silent mouse.

  69. Simple by dtrent · · Score: 1

    I'm sure your girlfriend has pointed this out already, but you could just stop slamming your meathands down on the mouse so hard.

    Oh, and does her mother know you're living together?

  70. Silent Broken Mouse by jacobjyu · · Score: 1

    My friend once had a mouse that broke, and one of the symptoms was that the clicking was gone. I have no idea how it happened, but it's damn annoying using his mouse.

    It's true that you won't miss the clicking sound until it's gone.. it's just not right!

  71. simple by thegreatjoejoe · · Score: 1

    ummm perhaps the best method would be to move your computer to a diffrent room, sp you wouldnt keep up your woman.

    -Ross

  72. here's one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you've gotta be the whiniest bitch I've ever seen. and I've seen some whiney bitches on slashdot.

    but..even whiney bitches deserve an answer..

    so...

    http://www.rotokiller.com/rtr720.html

    it's a gaming mouse.

    it's different and you'll probably bitch about that.

    it's expensive, so bitch about that too.

    but it uses membrane buttons, doesn't click, and aparently you can click about 5 billion clicks per second.

    you're welcome.

  73. Hmmm by Peil · · Score: 0

    Funnily enough I work for a national braodcast company and one of our radio presenters asked us this very thing, seemingly the mouse clicks as she worked her mouse were being carried over the radio and people complained. Any answer would be welcome....

  74. Try other options by digrieze · · Score: 1

    There are several "non-mouse" options you can try. Some trackballs make little or no
    "click" and there are several programs available for handicapped folks that let you use a joystick as a mouse, just get one that has no click on "fire".

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  75. "late night work sessions" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please. How often can you click while working? Everyone knows that incessant clicking is associated with one thing: fragging. Go to bed with the woman and stop playing games.

  76. ThinkGeek rocks, again by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/gaming/66 89/

    Not on-topic to the discussion, but related to the parent post.

    I cut-and-pasted the URL and hit Enter, before seeing that it was split by the lameness filter. "Oh, crap," I think.

    ThinkGeek had no problem... this URL == this URL.

    Now that is geek genius at work. A simple concept, but what other sites have thought of it, hmmm?

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