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Build Your Own NOC

Geminus writes "Ever wanted to build a cheap NOC but had difficulty explaining tech stuff to bean counting managers? Here's the basics on building one for under two grand. Makes for a pretty good dog-n-pony show, and proves useful too! Damn, I want to be an Armchair Network Operations Center General."

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  1. Speed kills computers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    NOC=Nitrous Oxide Computing.

  2. hmmm...4 comments and it's slashdotted? by yroJJory · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess you can build your own NOC, but if you don't have enough bandwidth, you can't teach others how to do it.

    There have been 4 comments so far and the story is already slashdotted!

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    1. Re:hmmm...4 comments and it's slashdotted? by germanbird · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obviously the Armchair Network Operations Center Generals did not prepare a contigency plan for the slashdot effect...

    2. Re:hmmm...4 comments and it's slashdotted? by lithiumcloud · · Score: 5, Funny

      it's supposed to be a really cheap noc. go figure.

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    3. Re:hmmm...4 comments and it's slashdotted? by Spoing · · Score: 4, Funny
      There have been 4 comments so far and the story is already slashdotted!

      Sigh! Remember people, it's make comments FIRST, then read the article!

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  3. coulda used this two years ago... by ruebarb · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was part of a company that wanted to branch into network management for others

    problem was, to sell your services as a NOC, you have to already have it built, which we didn't have...we had a bunch of fake looking tools, though...

    where was this two years ago when I needed it...LOL

    RB

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  4. Just add... by neiffer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just add an LCD projector and I can play a 3d shooter on the big screen while keeping track of network packets.

  5. Slashdotted already by CyberSlugGump · · Score: 4, Funny

    It must have been a *really* cheap NOC!

  6. Just one minor change... by jkrise · · Score: 4, Funny

    The NOC advisory "Your first Monitor should be watching CNN or the weather channel"

    Change that to Slashdot, Kuro5in, TheRegister, ThtOnion or something else. No CNN please.... if you have any sense of self-esteem, that is.

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    1. Re:Just one minor change... by jkitchel · · Score: 5, Funny

      No CNN please.... if you have any sense of self-esteem, that is.

      Ok, fine. Make that Fox News then.
      *runs for cover*

  7. Re:WOPR by ncc74656 · · Score: 4, Funny
    They use the acronym WOPR in the article and i think they just might mean Weapon of Public Relations...

    You can turn in your Geek ID on the way out, as you won't have any further need for it. The geek that has not seen WarGames is not the true geek.

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  8. Forgot the most important things by bkeeler · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. An array of 24-hour clocks displaying the local time in places the company doesn't even do business, and
    2. A huge red button on the wall labelled "Emergency Network Shutdown". When the boss is showing the big-wigs around you leap up from your chair, shout "OH MY GOD!" and hit the button.