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Build Your Own NOC

Posted by timothy on from the role-playing-game dept.

Geminus writes "Ever wanted to build a cheap NOC but had difficulty explaining tech stuff to bean counting managers? Here's the basics on building one for under two grand. Makes for a pretty good dog-n-pony show, and proves useful too! Damn, I want to be an Armchair Network Operations Center General."

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    1. Re:Join the Simoniker Fan Club! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Are you an INTELLIGENT SLASHDOT READER?

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  2. Re:to be a noc by pope-on-a-rope · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you want a reason? e-penis++

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  3. Untold Story by mholt108 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Itis a little know factt that Actually Sadam had a NOC in his HOLE

  4. Re:FP! KILL THE JEWS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You made an account and _this_ is the first thing you post?

  5. Re:FP! KILL THE JEWS! by iamplupp · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    dont feed the trolls...

  6. Re:Oh brother. by Inthewire · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Easily.

    Duh.

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  7. Would you like to play a game? by aardwolf204 · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Would you like to play a game?

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  8. Re:Just one minor change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Arrrggghhh!

  9. Re:That was fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hey you third nipple, is this your fucking Haiku rant or what?

  10. nokias by el_guapo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    do NOT run a linux derivative, they run ipso. a bsd derivative, supposedly a "hardened bsd" which is a bit bogus :/

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