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FEMA Opposes Broadband Over Powerlines

Curmudgeon Rick writes "According to eHam.net, the Federal Emergency Management Agency has put a submission to the FCC strongly opposing the use of powerlines for broadband distribution. The report can be found here [PDF link]. IMO, vendors should let powerline broadband die. They keep defibrillating it only because of the dollars they poured in; but it is and always was a dead duck." The submission concludes: "FEMA has concluded that introduction of unwanted interference from the implementation of BPL technology into the high frequency radio spectrum will result in significant detriment to the operation of FEMA [emergency] radio systems such as FNARS."

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  1. Well, I'm bummed by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Without looking into this too deeply, I believed that this was a great idea that only needed the proper amount of time to develop. Once again, it looks like I'm wrong. **** Look of astonishment on faces of all readers ****

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  2. of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why use powerlines when you can use pigeons?

  3. The day they take my powerline broadband by jlowery · · Score: 4, Funny

    will be the day they pull the power cable from my hot frying dead hands.

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  4. But this is FEMA by cyril3 · · Score: 2, Funny
    the secret government of the USA. So what is the 'real' reason they oppose this. And what is the hidden link with the internation space-borne mind control laser system that even now seeks out independent thought and snuffs it out like

    ohh look at the pretty daisys. mummy where are you, i cant see you any more.

    mummy ... sniff

  5. FNARS? by Spudley · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fnars?

    Oh dear. Viz magazine has infected Slashdot! :-o

    (uh... appologies if you didn't get the joke - it's only going to be understood by the Brits...)

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  6. FEMA by frovingslosh · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm a ham and have been very concerned about the reports of spectrum polution from Broadband over Powerlines. But if FEMA doesn't like it, maybe it's not so bad after all.

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  7. Re:FEMA is an unconstitutional entity by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Broadband over power cables interferes with FEMA's mind control satellite.

    You're now entering aluminum foil hat territory.

  8. Re:FEMA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm a ham and have been very concerned about the reports of spectrum polution from Broadband over Powerlines

    If I were you I'd be more concerned about the upcoming holiday season. Watch out you don't get baked and served with a delicious pineapple garnish

  9. That's fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Then I say no power distribution over wireless networks! Hmpf! Take THAT!

  10. Dilbert by Adam_Trask · · Score: 3, Funny
    Reminded me of my favorite Dilbert strip. It goes:

    The Boss (to Wally):
    Our competitors found a way to send broadband internet traffic over the power grid.

    The Boss (to Wally):
    I want to you find a way to send data over the sewer system.

    Wally (thinking):
    I thought i was already doing it.

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  11. Re:Emergency != Power outage. by shaitand · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Suppose the phones go down."

    You use your high speed BPL connection to instantly initiate a realtime video conference with your friends and loved ones who also have these affordable readily available high speed connections now.

  12. FNARs? by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmm, from my MU* and IRC experience, that stands for "For No Apparent Reason". Sneaky!

    They could have gone for a Pinky and the Brain angle though, and just called it "NARF".

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  13. Nice acronyms by ruiner13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    IMHO, someone better EOL this BPL idea PDQ before FEMA gets PO'ed. OTOH, if this could somehow work in GNU or dare I say BSD as well as MS PCs, despite the dangers to FNARS, lets give it a try. Sure beats DSL to speed those TCP/IP connections.

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