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China Launches Linux-Based Smartphone
An anonymous reader writes "This news item at LinuxDevices provides photos and specs of a new Linux-based smartphone being launched today in China. The device, called the E2800, sells for about $600, and targets business users, offering PDA functions, touch-screen, handwriting recognition, a camera, and memory expansion to 512MB through an SD memory card, the article says. The device's manufacturer is a Shanghai company named E28. The E2800 is a 900/1800MHz, GSM/GPRS class 10 device based on dual ARM9 processors, running embedded Linux with a 2.4-series kernel. Other recent Linux-based mobile phone announcements have been Japan's NTT DoCoMo's 3G phones and Motorola's A760."
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The phone is actually another Chinese population control device.
After the birth of his first child, Ho Chen takes a digital picture with his new smartphone. The smartphone senses a baby picture has been taken, and upon its return to Chen's pocket, it radiates his testicles to ensure he will not procreate ever again.
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..but can it run OS/2?
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