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Iraq's Open Source Possibilities

An anonymous reader writes "In a Linux Journal article, Iraq's 2 person LUG describes the software consumer market in Iraq today, and their hopes for educating the masses about open-source software: 'Iraq is now a blank, unformatted hard disk and can be loaded with anything. Everything is open in Iraq right now. There are no regimented standards or massive expenditure in a particular monopoly's software'."

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  1. Nerd friendly TLD.... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's .iq
    Impress your friends with http://high.iq

    Seriously though, it's a great article and Iraq is SO perfect right now to be the open course society from the get-go.

    Adam did a great job writing this.

    1. Re:Nerd friendly TLD.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      It's not like Iraq is a third world nation that just discovered fire; it is one of the most advanced in the Middle East in terms of technology.

      They've got massive databases containing oil production numbers, the names of political dissidents, and location of WMDs that would need to be migrated off of Microsoft SQL Server. What are they going to use, MySQL? It doesn't even have primary keys!

      And how are they going to migrate the Exchange server without losing all of Saddam's emails to Bin Laden?

  2. Fresh Hard Disk by Veovis · · Score: 5, Funny
    'Iraq is now a blank, unformatted hard disk and can be loaded with anything.

    Spyware Cookies, Banners, Popups, and Porn, oh wait thats the United States

  3. File System Format. by saden1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lets just hope that whoever is formating the hard disk doesn't doesn't format it using FAT file system.

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  4. Re:open source versus capitalism by monadicIO · · Score: 3, Funny

    What Microsoft? I only know BechtelOS and HalliburtonOS.

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  5. Sign of the times by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    'Iraq is now a blank, unformatted hard disk and can be loaded with anything.

    We used to just say, "we're going to turn your country into a parking lot." Now what is it, we're going to load a diagnostic and low level format your ass?

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  6. Re:open source versus capitalism by pheared · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have to hand it to the Bush administration it really know how to make a bad situation worse.

    If by that you mean: Knows how to make itself look really stupid and get the entire world to begin stereotyping all americans as warmongering monkeys, then yes, I am in agreement.

  7. Re:As much as I would like to see... by psychogentoo · · Score: 2, Funny
    *nod*

    Right now, they mean it literally when they say "somone set us up the bomb."

  8. Huh? by djupedal · · Score: 2, Funny
    'Iraq is now a blank, unformatted hard disk and can be loaded with anything.'

    Why bother? Nevada has the same attributes, and it's much closer to home.

    Top ten things to load into a blank country:
    • Nuclear waste
    • Motorhomes
    • Republicans
    • Washed out female pop stars
    • Congress
    • The Patriot Act
    • DRM
    • AOL Cds
    • Singing Billy Bass'es
    • Free range turkeys
  9. A little help? by violet16 · · Score: 5, Funny

    [bush@iraq /usr/local] rpm -ivh opensourcesoftware-0.1.i386.rpm
    error: Failed dependencies:
    personalcomputers.so.4.1.2 is needed by opensourcesoftware-0.1
    electricity.so.0.9.6 is needed by opensourcesoftware-0.1
    domesticlawandorder.so.1.0 is needed by opensourcesoftware-0.1
    [bush@iraq /usr/local] rpm -ivh democracy-1.0.i386.rpm
    Segmentation fault: population not formatted for democracy-1.0

  10. Re:As much as I would like to see... by nounderscores · · Score: 3, Funny

    What would an OS govt be like? Everybody (Every community) can edit the constitution and laws, try them out and then upload them to the CVS?

    "This just in from Amsterdam, the Weed feature is nearing beta! Everybody download it, and hit the wiki."

    These guys are trying, but they don't have enforcement powers tied to a wiki page.

  11. Re:As much as I would like to see... by clem · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linux has a stable kernel, that counts for something right?

    However, the biggest obstacle is that Linux hasn't been ported to run on rubble.

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  12. Watch out for Apple by ville · · Score: 5, Funny

    Watch out before Apple moves in undetected and it becomes iRaq.

    // ville

  13. Re:Wouldn't a Jerusalem/Bahgdad OSS project rock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    yep linux will give us world peace. oh wait, no it won't, you're a freaking idiot.

  14. Re:As much as I would like to see... by kmac06 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm amazed how much you know about this.

    I'm not sure if this was sarcastic or not, but I'll answer anyway.

    The reason I know so much about this, and the true situation in Iraq, is because I do not get my news from the mainstream media. I certainly read a lot of articles in the mainstream press, but I doubt them, because of how wrong they often are (one example: CNN did not report all of the murders they knew about in Iraq, just so that Saddam would allow them to continue reporting inside Iraq. The truth didn't matter, only the ability to stay in Iraq). The person who gives a clear view on the facts in Iraq is Rush Limbaugh.

    Rush picks up on the many reports of individual soldier/engineers reporting on these situations, as well as some of the reporters who go over there, and are shocked by how different the situation is from how the mainstream media reports it.

    Yes, he is a somewhat biased person, but he certainly does not lie. He reports, and then gives his (very accurate) opinion. I'm guessing he is not broadcast in Norway, but if you want to listen to him you can go to rushlimbaugh.com.