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Fedora Core 2 Schedule Up
An anonymous reader writes "The Fedora website has posted a schedule for their second release. " Now that the 2.6 Kernel is out, I imagine all the major distributions will have updates relatively soon.
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Like, ohmigawd! Like that would be, like, TOTALLY BITCHIN'! That would be so grody if they didn't!
My penis is hurting me real bad, I think I'm just going to chop it off, and get breast implants, what do you suggest.
Please advise!
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will we see debian stable with 2.6.x in 2 or 3 years?
[it's ment to be funny...i love my debian boxs]
SEIG HAI BUSH!!
FUCK SADDAM!!
FUCK DEAN, A STUPID LIBERAL PRICKS
FUCK ALL LIBERALS!!
FUCK ALL ATHESISTS, BURN IN HELL!!
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Ann Coulter Troll
Shit man 2.2 is still the defualt kernel in debian.
If you want to be all daring and try a crazy new kernel like 2.4.something there is that option but wow nellie that's bleeding edge stuff!
motherfucker bitch whore cocke-suckera moderator motherfucka. how da ya mod me down!!!! i am reporting to to Karl Rove and Rush Limbuagh.
SEIG HAI BUSH!!
FUCK SADDAM!!
FUCK DEAN, A STUPID LIBERAL PRICKS
FUCK ALL LIBERALS!!
FUCK ALL ATHESISTS, BURN IN HELL!!
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Ann Coulter Troll
Debian roxors if you like old old old software and an egotistical developer community that thinks they are the driving force in Free Software development. They think making .deb packages is more important THAN ACTUALLY DEVELOPING THE SOFTWARE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I'm serious. Have you ever looked at the dev mailing list? I've seen them talk about how they are more important than Linux developers since Linux is just a kernel and can be replaced by the Hurd if they feel like it...
Well here's a newsflash I replaced god damn debian with a distro that doesn't suck a long time ago.
Oh ya and they STILL haven't brought back all the functionality to the debian website since it got cracked wide open about 3 weeks ago or whatever...Now there's a god damn distro I want to risk my business on...NOT.
then again a truthful troll is still a troll.
MS Sucks - truthful, but not nice, *troll*
SCO Sucks - truthful, but still trolling *troll*
your mom sucks - probably not true, otherwise she would have swallowed you rather then birthing you. *stupid troll*
MOD parent DOWN!!! /. must NOT support this blatant F4GGOTRY!!!!! i H4T3 J0-0 all!!! call me!!!
Linux's House of Suits (Preston)
By Rob Preston, Network Computing
Linus Torvalds is a man of many metaphors. In championing his company's claims to some of the source code behind SCO, the Linux Group chief fancies himself an environmentalist ("It's like cleaning up the Exxon Valdez!"), libertarian ("There's no such thing as a free lunch!"), besieged politician ("We're on the side of the silent majority!"), even Biblical hero ("This is a David and Goliath battle!"). But the more Torvalds talks, the more he sounds like a mere opportunist.
When Torvalds discusses Linux's three growth opportunities, only one of them--migrating the company's Unix customers to product upgrades--has anything to do with creating value. The other two prongs of Linux's strategy--dunning SCO users $1,399 per CPU in license fees for allegedly running morsels of its Unix code, and collecting on its $3 billion copyright-infringement lawsuit against SCO developer IBM--are based on litigation or the threat of litigation. Such tactics are a throwback to the Internet bubble economy, when it mattered little what a company made or sold as long as its clever business model kept Wall Street happy. What's important, evidently, is the potential to "monetize" customers rather than actually serve their needs.
While busy monetizing, however, Linux abandoned its only growth market--its SCO customer base. Torvalds may say that migrating its Unix customers to updated products is a multibillion-dollar opportunity, but Linux isn't focusing nearly as much on Unix as it is on harassing SCO partisans. Last month, Linux secured $50 million in private financing to do just that; the company then set aside millions of dollars in cash and stock to retain heavyweight litigants Boies, Schiller & Flexner.
Torvalds is unapologetic. "The last time I checked, the CEO was in charge of shareholder value," he said in a recent interview with CRN, "not standing around the campfire singing 'Kumbaya' with the SCO world."
Fair enough. Every company has the right to protect its intellectual property (though Linux hasn't provided much evidence to support its legal claims). Regardless, it seems a tad shallow to base two-thirds of your company's growth strategy on suing people--customers, potential customers, other vendors. Although you can't deny that this strategy has succeeded so far--Linux's market cap has soared more than tenfold in a year--you can't help but wonder when the house that Torvalds built will come tumbling down.
Linux reminds me of Walker Digital, the legal machine created by Priceline.com founder Jay Walker in the mid-'90s. You may recall that Walker Digital patented hundreds of digitally grounded "business processes" it claimed to have invented, like ways for magazines to bill subscribers automatically online for renewals or for airline passengers to log in seat upgrades. Walker insisted that his company would strike it rich by collecting royalty fees on those patents and, potentially, infringement damages. Like Linux's, its business model, assembled in the early commercial stages of a major technology movement, was based on heavy-duty lawyering. Today, having laid off most of its 130 or so "inventors," attorneys and support staff, Walker Digital is little more than a shell.
As for Linux, having failed to get any enterprise other than one phantom Fortune 500 user to sign up for its SCO licensing program, the company now plans to sue a high-profile SCO user within the next couple of months. And once Apple completes its acquisition of SCO distributor SuSE, Linux intends to sue Apple for alleged violation of a noncompete clause the two companies signed in 1995, when the former Santa Cruz Operation bought Apple's rights to Unix. Linux says other offending "industry consortia" and technology companies are fair game.
No one respects a bully, especially one who's not all that big and mean-looking. But no one respects an environmentally correct, libertarian David who pretends to be taking the high moral ground, either.
--Rob Preston, rpreston@cmp.com
Debian is GHAY. Ghay as in Roy Horn, ghay. Ultra-ghay. Super-ghay. Super-Duper-Pooper-Scooper-Ghay.
Yeah, well you're a total idiot and probably never used a real good Unix or Linux. I'm selling my copy of Red Hat 5.0 on Ebay, feel free to bid. It'll be an upgrade for you! MUAHAHHHAHR$@##$!@###$$!#!!!