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Cable Box Piracy Ring Busted

WC as Kato writes "The U.S. Attorney's Office said it has busted a huge cable piracy ring. They made over $10 million in 5 years by advertising on the Internet and in magazines. Their only cover to the illegality of their actions was a disclaimer that the boxes were not illegal to own. Police say customers who purchased them are now at risk of being arrested. Did any customer actually fall for their 'legal disclaimer?'"

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  1. Well... by lamery · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it looks like a binding legal agreement it must be one. *cough* eula *cough*

  2. Geez" by Sklivvz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two guys got arrested. Big news, indeed. What a huge ring!

    Was it "The One Ring", by any chance? :^D

    And now for some karma whoring: "in Soviet Russia the ring arrests you!"

    1. Re:Geez" by paxcirca · · Score: 2, Funny

      And now for some karma whoring: "in Soviet Russia the ring arrests you!" In Soviet Russia, bad joke perpetutates you!

    2. Re:Geez" by Channard · · Score: 4, Funny
      Two guys got arrested. Big news, indeed. What a huge ring! Was it "The One Ring", by any chance? :^D

      Are we talking about Tolkein or the Goatse guy here?

  3. Re:I don't understand ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    640K should be enough for anyone.

    -- Bill Gates, 1982.

  4. Re:I don't understand ... by __aatgod8309 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see your 2 cents and raise you a dime...

  5. Re:I don't understand ... by halaloszto · · Score: 2, Funny

    they do! just in the cases when they stop at $5M, and never get caught, you do not see thm in the news. that's the main reason for stopping at $5M - not to be caught, not to make it to the news. vajk

  6. These people aren't "stealing" anything! by goldspider · · Score: 4, Funny
    Ahoy matey, thar be PIRATES off tha port bow!!

    Seriously foolks, how does one "steal" cable? Did they back a truck up to the back of the cable company building and steal a spool of cable?

    Oh, you mean they're "stealing" information? But but but... INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE!!!

    These people are LIBERATING cable, not "stealing" it!

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    "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
  7. dear directtv by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    blue blackground, gilbert gottfried holds a letter

    "dear directtv

    i made millions selling fake cable boxes. these boxes aren't legal they say? lies! lies!

    sincerely, joe schmoe"

    applause

    "did i capture the guys anger?"

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  8. Re: That's a poor argument at best - here's why... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    > This "if your signals penetrate my airwaves then they belong to me and I can do whatever I like with them" argument really is flawed.

    Like the old Benny Hill skit where a woman leans over his fence and he thinks that gives him a right to grope her tits.

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  9. Re:I don't understand ... by ameoba · · Score: 2, Funny

    At the rate things are going, $640K won't even be enough to get my children through college.

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    my sig's at the bottom of the page.
  10. Re:I don't understand ... by TheMidget · · Score: 2, Funny
    They may know theyd'd eventually get caught, but probably not just yet... They can always get a bit more, *then* retire very soon, just after the next $million or so.

    Reminds me of the stock market in 1999 / 2000. "Sure, I know that there is a bubble. But it is highly improbably that it will burst right now..."

  11. Re:Actually.... by Alrescha · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Please, someone cut off my hand for typing 'combinating.' That last would have been so nice a note without it..."

    Got bad news for you. You used *both* hands to type that...

    A.

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    ...bringing you cynical quips since 1998
  12. Re:Were not illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hurray. I can own a gun, but I can't own a hacked cabled box.

  13. Re:I don't understand ... by notcreative · · Score: 2, Funny

    At the rate I read /., I won't have children to put through college.