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The Best and Worst Movies of 2003?
rufey asks: "As 2003 comes to a close, I thought it would be interesting to ask Slashdot what they thought the best and worst movie of 2003 was, and why. At the beginning of the year there was excitement about parts 2 and 3 of The Matrix triology, X-Men 2, and of course, LOTR: Return of the King. In Slashdot's opinion, what did and didn't live up to the hype and expectations, and were there any surprises?"
The Hulk. Need I say more? I wanted to throw something heavy at the screen during most of the showing.
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(O.o) This is Bunny. (> <)
Britney Spears in Crossroads.
Very touchy and intellectual.
I cried all night.
With regard to these movies, Slashdot doesn't have opinions. It has geekloads of rock-solid, indisputable facts. Though these facts might vary and occasionally even conflict, they are all absolutely true, from a certain point of view.
I've got this Paris Hilton mpeg, see, and...
wow. a thread designed just for trolling. interesting concept.
Kludge of a story that was hacked together to sell tickets. Inclusion of a new stronger, faster, & harder to kill Terminator that also oozes with sexual energy & is not scary or intimidating. Film score that didn't use the Terminator2 theme to inspire awe & fear.
T2: "Hasta la vista, baby!"
T3: "Talk to the hand."
eww. I feel dirty just thinking about that film.
it also won the privilige of being on a recent list of "movies which menstruate" that included, among others... ; "28 days", "28 days later", "red dawn", ""blood on the moon", "sunday bloody sunday", and "my bloody valentine"
And what's wrong with that?
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
What do you mean his acting "started to get cheesy?" Have you SEEN the Bill and Ted movies?
Good Lord man, the reason they got away with Keanu Reeves in the first movie is because all he really had to do in that one was act confused the whole time. They ran into trouble when they actually tried to get him to act in the second and third films.
Doubtless many of you are wondering right now, Should I click on the parent's link or not? Is it worth my while using up my precious computing resources to spawn a browser window? He says it's a "gem". But maybe it's just Gigli again. Why couldn't he have just said the name of the flick, dammit!? Click or don't click? What a dilemma!!
That's it, I'm fed up with this air-of-mystery shit! What say you we all band together and boycott clicking on needlessly obscure url descriptors like "this gem"? We few, we proud, we slashdotters, we can resist the lure of enigmatic links!
Okay, I couldn't resist...it was "Air Bud Spikes Back."
Sigh, what a downer. Damn you cjsnell. Damn you and your low slashdot number to hell! I'm so depressed, I'll think I'll go watch Chasing Papi (See? How hard was that?) . I like my bad movies with a little eye candy.
There are two kinds of people: 1) those who start arrays with one and 1) those who start them with zero.
Gee, obviously you haven't seen Dance, Monkeyboy which stars some guy named Balmer.
They shoved a WiFi card up his ass before flushing him in the first movie. It was a deleted scene, but you can see it on the upcoming Matrix Trilogy DVD.
'Standards' in computing only impress those who are impressed by things like 'standards'.
Would that be Neutral Evil or Chaotic Evil...?
If you disagree, post your argument. (-1, Overrated) isn't your personal censorship tool for views you don't like.