Pop a Pill, Save Your Hearing
powlow writes "People who've had their ears damaged by gunfire, jackhammers or punk rock have traditionally had two choices: get hearing aids, or suffer in silence. But a new set of drugs, about to be tested on Marine recruits, is showing promise as a way to protect ears against the din."
At the University of Michigan, for example, guinea pigs were blasted for five hours with 115 decibels of sound -- about the equivalent of a chainsaw.
I like that word 'blasted'. Where can I get a job blasting helpless animals like that?
Stop giggling at the title... you know what I mean.
The first sentence implies that this is a cure; the second that this is a preventative measure. The second sentence is right. It can prevent hearing loss, but won't recover already lost hearing.
If it were me, I'd take the pill and wear hearing protection. The pill seems like a great idea for those who simply can't have ear plugs.
I understand that war doesn't stop for a soldier to insert ear plugs, but do soldiers use hearing protection at the firing range?
Soon I'm going to have to take TWO pills to go to clubs...
People who've had their ears damaged by gunfire
I immediately wondered how a pill would protect against being shot in the side of the head.