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Distributed Computing "Advances"

Quirk writes "NewScientist is reporting on..."Software to be launched in January will let PC users run as many "distributed computing" projects as they like. The program will let PC users search for aliens, help predict climate change and perform advanced biological research - all at the same time."'It is called the Berkeley Open Infrastructure for Network Computing (BOINC). BOINC acts like a software platform that can run a number of screen-saver style applications on top of the PC's own operating system.'"

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  1. About Time! by Joe+U · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally, a source for my advanced alien biological climate change program!

    1. Re:About Time! by Threni · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah - but will it let you use any spare cycles to do some work in the background?

  2. What happens if we combine the applications? by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean that now we'll be mapping het the genome of aliens with AIDS?

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  3. First distributed project by questamor · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first project underway in BOINC is to have everybody's machine submit news about BOINC to slashdot, which is so far happening succesfully. This is the first dupe of many.

  4. All-time best distributed computing app by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first and easily the best known is SETI@home, which since 1999 has enlisted half a million people to analyse data from the Arecibo radio telescope in Puerto Rico, looking for signs of alien life.

    Better than Seti@home and BOINC: Yeti@home.

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  5. one big effort by sosegumu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you ever thought that the internet is just one giant 'distributed computing' effort to find pr0n?

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  6. BOINK by Dylan2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wouldn't it make more sense if they'd chosen a last word beginning with a K?

    Boinking aliens and cancer with my computer? Sign me up!

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  7. Overuse of "quotation marks" by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 4, Funny



    Using "quotation marks" in the "wrong places" makes everything you "say" seem "suspicious".. Like you're trying to "pull one over" on the "reader" by insinuating theres a double "meaning" to the "word" in "quotes"..

    Hate to be a grammar Nazi, but, the the whole quotation mark thing is a pet peeve. :)

    Cheers,

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  8. Virus maker excuse by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    Judge: "What do you have to say about the virus you created, young man?"

    Virii writer: "It wasn't a virus, your honor. It was really a non-permission-based propagation model for a distributed computing application that involved producing the results of decreased uptime and further propagation of the non-permission-based distributed application."

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  9. Skeptical by Root+Down · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... because we all know that no really good concept in computing has ever come out of Berkeley. ;)

  10. STI - Haven't Found Any Yet by Boricle · · Score: 4, Funny
    I always thought that it was the

    Search For Terrestrial Intelligence

    I know I've been struggling... have you found any? Will this help?

  11. Other distributed projects by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure that spammers will be registering their distributed spam/DDoS zombies real soon. Why sneak the software onto machines when you can get people to sign up for it if you provide fancy ratings and team standings? Throw in some t-shirts and blue pills and they're gold!

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  12. Re:seti@home wasnt the first distributed process by stevey · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not sure that I can prove this, but I created a distributed client of sorts in 1997.

    It was a java applet which ostensibly did some cute" image animation, back when such things were new and fun to write.

    What it actually did was download from my server the latest value of PI and try to compute more digits. When the applet was destroyed it submitted its result to the server.

    It was fun watching the result get gradually longer and longer with no effort on my part just due to people who were interested in my webpages.

    Maybe it should have been advertised, but I took pleasure knowing what was going on ..