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  1. It wasn't the Fridge... on Rotten Office Fridge Cleanup Sends 7 To Hospital · · Score: 5, Funny

    Note that if you read the sentence carefully, there is nothing that said the fridge itself was the cause of the odor!

    "AN OFFICE WORKER cleaning a fridge full of rotten food CREATED A SMELL so noxious that it sent seven co-workers to the hospital..."

    I'm pretty sure every office has one of those guys...

  2. Re:Completely backwards on Digital Music Stock Market? · · Score: 1

    ...if your goal is to punish your customers for being mainstream music listners... (sic)

    Hey - now you're on to something!

  3. Re:"it's"? on GMail Adds Virus Protection · · Score: 1

    The apostrophe is a trojan that launches an attack against the recently announced IE security hole if you send the article to a GMail account.

  4. Skeptical on Distributed Computing "Advances" · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... because we all know that no really good concept in computing has ever come out of Berkeley. ;)

  5. Perhaps I Should Try It? on Creatine Found to Boost Brainpower · · Score: 1

    ... because I keep forgetting to go to the gym.

  6. Before They Strike? on Anticipating Earthquakes · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...before they strike.

    This is a follow up to a previous program that was predicting them after they struck. Just last year they managed to predict the 1906 San Francisco Quake with amazing accuracy, and results like that are money in the bank for further research.

  7. Ironic on Trustic Anti-Spam Service To Close · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alas, it could not even filter out their own mass email...

  8. Clipping on Protecting Cities from Hijacked Planes · · Score: 1

    I think they just need to locate the airplane spec and set autoclip=off.

  9. DRM on Microsoft Pulls Broken XP Update · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not a bug, it's digital rights management preventing illegal file sharing!

  10. Frost Patterns Thwarted By AMD on Wireless Wine Monitoring · · Score: 4, Funny

    Using an Intel-based TinyOS and TinyDB, multiple sensing devices monitor grape micro climates and help determine irrigation and frost patterns.

    Now, if they had only used AMD chips, the increased heat alone would have obviated the need to check for frost patterns!

  11. Legacy on Mainframe Techies Are A Dying Breed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The word "legacy" keeps popping up in correlation with mainframes, and this is really why most of them are still around - legacy code that no one wants to re-do for other systems. However, new applications are typically being written for scalable, multi-component architectures, not mainframes.
    The reasons for keeping the legacy systems are obvious: cost of conversion, proven correctness, etc. However, I still think the scalability and reliability (e.g.: redundancy, resource pooling, load balancing, etc.) of NoW (Networks of Workstations) will in time push both the mainframe and nearly anachronistic programming language Cobol out the door. It's a simple matter of economics: it costs less to design, construct, implement, maintain and re-tool the different components of a distributed system as opposed to that of a mainframe.

    Culler's paper on NoW is a classic.

  12. All Your Base Should Belong To Nobody on W3C Approved Patent Policy: Royalty Free Standards · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I agree that technological advances have been based largely on financially driven concepts. However, much of this was built on free underlying technologies: TCP/IP, HTML, HTTP, etc. Without these, it is doubtful that the technology we see today would even exist. It is the ways and means of strengthening and restructuring of the backbone that will either encourage or prohibit future growth.

  13. Re:This was a great story. on The Story of the tech.net.ru Crackers · · Score: 1

    Just the unauthorized presence in a machine is enough if the company wants to prosecute. All you have to do is 'alter a file', right? You know, like a log or history file? That's all it takes.

  14. Re:Theories on Fooled by Randomness · · Score: 1

    Taken in completely good spirits - your completely non-flamable response is greatly appreciated. NP-Complete is solvable in NP, but it cannot be proven whether the problem is verifiable in P or not. This was the allusion I was making - the fact that it cannot be proven one way or another, not just that it was difficult (or not) in the first place. I do agree that people tend to associate NP with extremely difficult problems, whether this is true or not. :)

  15. Theories on Fooled by Randomness · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...there are only two kinds of scientific theories: those that are demonstrably false, and those that are not yet demonstrably false.

    Well, yeah - that's why they are theories and not laws. The same sort of argument is made by fundamentalists against the "Theory" of Evolution. It can't be proven. It's only a theory (so let's go back to something infinitely less provable/disprovable such as the divine). Theories are meant to be correct in so much as there is overwhelming evidence toward their ideas.

    The book appears to make some good points, however. (Just from the synopsis provided.) The infinitude of random factors that may cause market fluctuations makes prediction completely (probably?) intractable. In CS lingo, it would appear to be NP-Complete. ;)

  16. Re:Reasons on The Demise of Model Rocketry? · · Score: 1

    So it is! Mia culpa.

  17. Reasons on The Demise of Model Rocketry? · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's because, on radar, they look just like stealth nuclear missles - at least until the little parachute pops open, but by then it's DEFCON5 anyway....

    I imagine it's because they might be used to disperse chemical agents, though the best I was ever capable of was dispering little model rocket parts.

  18. Hype + Stupid Idea = ? on Buy a Segway... Please · · Score: 1

    the article cites Segway's price, low speed and tightened spending in the corporate world

    ...equals early sales and then - nada. So I can spend thousands of dollars to go as fast as I normally do only to put up with the annoyance of having to store the thing when I arrive at my destination? Super. Let me get my checkbook.

    What they really need is a performance boost... Take the auto industry. We spend billions each year buying cars that go a bazillion miles an hourt (despite the 65 MPH speed limit) and rugged SUVs that can climb mountains just so we can can feel safe picking up the groceries. I say put a high performance chip in there, some racing stripes, steel spikes to ward off pesky lo-tech pedestrians and some oversized rims - then you're looking at something to feature in the next Vin Deisel film. ;)

  19. The Inevitable Result... on Web Log 'Word Bursts' Could Identify New Crazes · · Score: 1

    It's no secret that the most commonly searched item on the internet is pronography. Only once has this top ranking ever been dethroned - September 11, 2001. It returned to the top spot shortly thereafter. So, by examining web logs, we will find that - year after year - we are all interested in pornography. While this is likely the case, it is also a trapping of the medium through which the research is being conducted. You'll excuse my complete lack of surprise.

  20. Re:Office Space on Realistic Portrayals of Software Programmers? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The whole issue of 'flair' and the office issues are really one and the same: it's all about being ra-ra-ra for a company that is much less ra-ra-ra in return. It's all 'smile pretty and join the team or you're outta here' - no matter how much you detest its inanity.

    Did you get the memo about the TPS report?

  21. Thermometer? on Going Cyberpunk · · Score: 1

    On a similar note there are stories about a temperature-sensing implantable microchip...

    Yeah, I saw one at Rite Aid just the other day. It's called a digital thermometer and you implant it for 30 seconds - lo and behold it tells you your body temperature. Why would physically (ie: surgically) implanting a device be of any greater benefit?

  22. Command and Conquer Conspiracy? on Red Hat Advanced Server Gets DoD COE Certification · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... this coming when we are nearing war with Iraq and simultaneous with the release of Command and Conquer Generals? Coincidence? I think not!

  23. NoW on Forget Moore's Law? · · Score: 3, Informative

    The NoW (Network of Workstations) approach has been on ongoing trend over the last few years as the throughput achieved by an N distinct processors connected by a high speed network is nearly as good (and sometimes better) than an N processor mainframe. All this comes at a cost that is much less than that of a mainframe. In Google's case, it is the volume that is the problem, and not necessarily the complexity of the tasks presented. Thus, Google (and many other companies) can string together a whole bunch of individual servers (each with their own memory and disk space so there is no memory contention - another advantage over the mainframe approach) quite (relatively) cheaply and get the job done by load balancing across the available servers. Replacement and upgrades - yes, eventually to the 64 chips - can be done iteratively so as to not impact service, etc. Lots of advantages...

    Here is a link to a seminal paper on the issue if you are interested:

    http://citeseer.nj.nec.com/anderson94case.html

  24. DMCA Be Damned! on Bush Orders Guidelines for Cyber-Warfare · · Score: 1

    Just think of all the mp3s and movies we can legally download from top secret Iraqi sites!

  25. Apple Crisp on Baked Apple · · Score: 1, Troll

    Was there a crumb topping?