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Attorneys Prepare iPod Class Action Lawsuit
An anonymous reader writes "Well, it was bound to happen. It looks like some lawyers are preparing to file a class action lawsuit against apple computer due to the iPod's battery problem (previously discussed here, here, and here)."
Well golly, those people whose batteries have died must be lying, because your statistically significant sample of ONE unit for only 2/3 of the time they tend to die in trumps everything else.
Dumb fuck.
now i can sue ford because every car my family has bought from them has broken down eventually. I'll be a millionaire!
"i've had my ipod for a year. no battery problems. this is FUD."
Oh crap, somebody's on to us! We better come clean!
"Derp de derp."
I think you need more than the 3 people who bought game boy cameras to file a class-action suit.
Learn to Play Go
FOR HEAVENS SAKE MAN! SUE!
Stick it to Apple for selling batteries that don't last forever!
Sign up now for this class action suit, and in as little as four years, you may receive a *$10 gift certificated from iTMS!
* Legal Disclaimer: Settlement terms may vary, however we're guaranteed somewhere in the six-figure range. LOL!!1!
If you won't join the lawsuit for yourself, please, do it for the lawyers. Thank you.
Beggum, Cheet, Steele, and Howe
"Clucking Defiance" since 1988
Attorneys at Law
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Two lawyers in a small town can make a pretty good living.