Bollywood Embraces Kazaa Movie Downloads

MaximusTheGreat writes "While Hollywood tries to debate how to tackle P2P movie downloads, Bollywood the world's largest film industry has decided to embrace it. This could usher in a new era of legal movie downloads like iTunes for music, as Bollywood, the Indian film industry produces 1000 movies a year and outstrips hollywood by almost 3:1. Theaters worldwide sold some 3.6 billion tickets to Bollywood films last year, compared with Hollywood's 2.6 billion. In revenue terms Bollywood is already larger than the British, Hong Kong, Japanese and Italian movie industry and is growing at a very fast rate."

Comments

No kidding, Spanky.

[grub]

Hollywood has been slow to embrace downloads

Understatement of the year.

Bollywood movies are terrible, though.

[Anonymous Coward]

A good analog would be if iTunes only offered JPop.

Re:Bollywood movies are terrible, though.

[Frymaster]

Think of the most predictable dross about a boy and a girl you can, add in a load of songs

and hollywood doesn't make trash? man, i've got three words for you:

1. beverely
2. hills
3. ninja

C'mon you KNOW you were thinking of this....

[i_want_you_to_throw_]

Hooray for Bollywood
That screwy, ballyhooey Bollywood!
Where any office boy
Or young mechanic
can be a panic
With just a good-looking pan
And any barmaid
Can be a star maid
If she dances with or without a fan
Hooray for Bollywood!
Where you're terrific
if you're even good!
Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple
to Aimee Semple
is equally understood
Come on and try your luck
You could be Donald Duck
Hooray for Bollywood!

Hooray for Bollywood!
That phony, super Coney, Bollywood
They come from Chilicothes and Padukahs
with their bazookas
To see their names up in lights
All armed with photos
From local rotos
With their hair in curlers
and legs in tights
Hooray for Bollywood!
You may be homely in your neighborhood.
Still, if you think that you can be an actor
See Mister Factor
He'd make a monkey look good!
Within a half an hour
You'll look like Tyrone Power
Hooray for Bollywood!

Re:C'mon you KNOW you were thinking of this....

[AKnightCowboy]

You're lucky this probably falls under the parody clause (for now) of the copyright laws or you'd have some RIAA lawyer on your ass right about now.

But...

[Anonymous Coward]

at least SOME films that come out of Hollywood show traces of originality and thinking outside the box. Every Bollywood film i've seen on TV could've been created with some sort of VB app.

Outsourcing

[IPFreely]

It looks like the tech industry isn't the only one being outsourced to India.

Bollywood

[kjba]

Sounds like this Bollywood thing bas a buge and beroic future abead.

Now...

[Fizzlewhiff]

Only if I was fluent in Hindi and enjoyed musicals.

Re:my roommate in college

[.!. (0.o) .!.]

every bollywood movie has the same plot

you mean like Hollywood movies?

How to cut costs in Bollywood?

[Bowie J. Poag]

Maybe they should outsource to America.

Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies

[tcak]

I might be off-topic, but what the hell....

Introducing Things You Would Never Know Without Watching Bollywood Movies

1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
2. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
3. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain.
4. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.
5. Village girls who live among cows and sheep have perfect skin and teeth.
6. A large group of goondoos can be shooting at the hero, but he will never be hit, unless of course he is attempting to save the heroine.
7. A large group of goondoos can be shooting at the hero with machine guns, yet they will always miss. Every shot the hero takes from his small revolver will knock down at least ten opponents in a line.
8. If you decide to start dancing in a field, everyone you bump into will know all the steps, and will be wearing coordinated outfits.
9. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
10. A heroine will have time to change outfits several times in one song, however short.
11. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge is his uncle and so forth.
12. 2 people can be dancing in the desert and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from god-knows-where and joins them in the dance.

Re:India

[TheMidget]

India is truley a rising nation, it remind s me very much of the United States.

I think in another 50 years that India will be beside the US in terms of being a world superpower. In a hundred it will be the most powerful nation in the world.

And in 200, it will conquer Texas for its petrol... Yeah!