Posted by
michael
on from the some-data-loss-inevitable dept.
ulrikp writes "Swedish MySQL AB, makers of the MySQL database, have released an Alpha-version of their flagship, dubbed MySQL 5.0.0. The changesinclude basic support for SQL-99 stored procedures. Please note: Despite the version number, this is an Alpha release, and not for general consumption."
I don't care what anyone else says! It's MySQL 5.0 and we're running away together! You never understand me! Maybe no one else will ever understand us either, but alpha or not, we're n love!
-- -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
Just avoid MySQL 5.0.0 and upgrade to MySQL XP when it comes out.
Who the hell is coding and releasing new versions on Christmas Day? Take a break!!
And who is reading f$%king slashdot on Christmas Day too??
Oh wait.
I'd rather be a conservative nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job.
This rant brought to you by a Squadron of Attack Kittens.
If it's good enough for kernel.org it's good enough for me.
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mssql
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o man, good one!
I don't care what anyone else says! It's MySQL 5.0 and we're running away together! You never understand me! Maybe no one else will ever understand us either, but alpha or not, we're n love!
-- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All