Weird Presents Anyone?
g8way writes "Now that Christmas is about, it's time for presents. A joyous occasion with much drinking, fruitcake, and butt-ugly sweaters. What's the weirdest gift you've gotten so far? Personally, I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant, and a McDonalds coupon book in the same package. What's your story of Christmas present mayhem?"
Shouldn't the poster's name and his wonderful history of past postings tell you something?
Hint: the keyword in his name is "troll". You've been had, and that goes for the moderator who modded him up.
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
Was it a hot cocoa sampler box by any chance?
You dummy. Obviously you're one of those cretins who likes the movies better than the books. You probably can't even read.
This is America, damnit. Speak Spanish!