Weird Presents Anyone?

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Posted by michael on Thursday December 25, 2003 @08:45AM from the share-the-loot dept.

g8way writes "Now that Christmas is about, it's time for presents. A joyous occasion with much drinking, fruitcake, and butt-ugly sweaters. What's the weirdest gift you've gotten so far? Personally, I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant, and a McDonalds coupon book in the same package. What's your story of Christmas present mayhem?"

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Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-12-25 08:53 · Score: -1, Redundant

Personally, I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant...

Someone's trying to tell you something, buddy.
a hint? by wo1verin3 · 2003-12-25 09:03 · Score: 0, Redundant

>> I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant

do you perhaps think they're trying to tell you something?
Hmm, Maybe.. by MrPerfekt · 2003-12-25 09:09 · Score: 0, Redundant

Personally, I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant,

Maybe your friends/family are trying to tell you something!

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I got you all beat! by niko9 · 2003-12-25 09:12 · Score: -1, Redundant

I received the most heartwarming letter from a very nice Nigerian man. I get to help him this Christmas season and I also get large a financial reward!

He also told me that as brothers, God had brought us together.

Boy I can't wait!

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Re:Blow-up doll by Saeed+al-Sahaf · 2003-12-25 09:15 · Score: -1, Redundant

Two holes? Is that all?

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Is this a hint? by Blarfy_Snarflepoop · 2003-12-25 09:20 · Score: 0, Redundant

> Personally, I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant,

Dude, I would seriously consider what this person is trying to tell you!

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Let me guess... by donutello · 2003-12-25 09:24 · Score: 0, Redundant

Personally, I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant, and a McDonalds coupon book in the same package.

Sounds like it's from someone who had a really bad date with you.

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Re:Blow-up doll by AvantLegion · 2003-12-25 11:00 · Score: 0, Redundant

>> My friends got me a blow-up doll, complete with inflatable breasts and two holes.
Only two? What a cheapskate.
Re:Whiskey Flavored Condoms. by rune.w · 2003-12-25 13:37 · Score: 0, Redundant

S-E-X maybe? Oh, wait...
Re:I got by dnahelix · 2003-12-25 15:02 · Score: 0, Redundant

Oh, No! This is definitely funny!

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Re:Aww mod parent up by MooseGuy529 · 2003-12-25 15:54 · Score: 0, Redundant

Me too!

Great, now you can moderate me -1 Redundant.

No really, I did get mod points!

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