New Intermediate Language Proposed
WillOutPower writes "Sun is inviting Cray (of supercomputer fame) and IBM (needs no introduction...) to join and create a new intermediate run-time language for high-performance computing. Java's bytecode, Java Grande, and Microsoft's IL language for the Common Language Runtime, it seems a natural progression. I wonder if the format will be in XML? Does this mean ubiquitous grid computing? Maybe now I won't have to write my neural network in C for performance :-)"
...binary.
Did I see XML and performance in the same sentence ?! ... brain overload.. does not make sense...
Eh? I think that's a large coffee at Starbucks. I think it goes "Java short," "Java tall," and "Java grande."
A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
The effort is part of a government-sponsored program under which the three companies are competing to design a petascale-class computer by 2010.
will sun survive until then?
My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
"I wonder if the format will be in XML? [...] Maybe now I won't have to write my neural network in C for performance"
:-)
Is he on crack?
"One thing puzzles me, however. What is Java grande? Was it so shortlived that I missed it?"
Better yet, where is Java Venti?
If you stop and think about it, what could a Sun/Starbucks partnership entail? The Starbucks card working on the SunRay platform, taking your virtual login identity to every Starbucks location you frequent? Even better to realize that just about all Starbucks locations have WiFi hotspots. Oh the conspiracy!
"Right now, somewhere in this world, Scott Baio is plowing a woman he doesn't love," - Peter Griffin, *Family Guy*
Is it the 'XML' and 'performance' or fact that you found a complete sentence on Slashdot sending your brain into overload?
I propose that this intermediate language be called C-Bonics, and it should be taught in all classrooms in place of C. Many people don't learn proper C in their homes so it isn't fair to force them to do it in school.
Why, so intermediate files can be 100 times larger than they already are? :-P
Why is it I find PARROT more readable than Perl?
Need Mercedes parts ?
Computer, please allocate some room on the stack for a variable, and please call that variable 'i'. Thank you, Computer. Now, computer, please set the value of the aforementioned variable, 'i', to zero. Thank you, Computer.
..... I don't have the patience to write more of this crap.
You don't trust Sun, so you're recommending...
Microsoft????
Ohh-kayyy..., next post please.
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