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Microsoft at the Tipover Point

David Gerard writes "In the wake of Microsoft's first flat quarter, The Inquirer brings us The IT Industry Is Shifting Away From Microsoft - Linux is being taken seriously, Microsoft is not trusted and our favorite monopoly is finding it harder and harder to compete with 'free.'"

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  1. Oh shit! by Quasar1999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know what this means right? We've backed Microsoft into a corner, so now it's going to pull every dirty trick in the book to get it's profits back...

    No, really, I wouldn't put it past them... Wonder what technology area they're going to monopolize next? Tivo looks prime for the picking... ;)

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    1. Re:Oh shit! by DrLZRDMN · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wonder what technology area they're going to monopolize next?
      Embeded systems in vaccum cleaners, aiming for the market of products that don't suck.

    2. Re:Oh shit! by akgunkel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Damn, yes. They could redesign the vacuum assembly to be increadibly simple: A tube with a WindowsCE PDA at one end! With that kind of sucking power, they would put every vacuum maker out of business!

      Their slogan will be "MS SuxDelux: So powerful, it'll suck the carpets right off your floors!"

    3. Re:Oh shit! by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here are some dirty tricks that MS has yet to fully take advantage of:

      Create Office-97 viruses and other "legacy viruses" that force customers to upgrade.

      Create Linux viruses. Bill Gates can take that 30 billion of his and create a secret virus lab in some 3rd world corner cave. Nobody leaves the cave.

      Do a better (quieter) job of bribing benchmark companies.

      Outright bribe CIO's to use MS. Take them on cruises etc. the way that pill companies do with doctors.

      Create a marketing campaign that focuses on some vague feeling one gets from using MS products. Farfegnugen.

      Poke fun at some of the silly conventions and features in OSS. There are plenty.

      Make XP-2 not support pre-2000 MS apps.

      Poison Linus, hypnotize him, and/or replace him with a shill.

      Outright lie about Linux in TV commercials. The court cases will take years.

      Get Osama to use Linux for terrorism, making W ban it.

      Bribe the courts to ban non-MS software using DRM, stupid patents, or some other dumb law.

    4. Re:Oh shit! by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Both of you have some serious flaws in your logic, this is Slashdot, so that's O.K.

  2. Really? by ivern76 · · Score: 1, Funny

    My limited experience with the .NET framework made me want to slit my wrists with a spoon. You're talking about a product that makes J2EE look like a good idea.

    Good luck changing the tide with that.

  3. Re: More like the calm before the success storm by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


    > This is the beginning of a growth period for Microsoft that is on a whole different scale than the last one.

    No, I don't want to buy your MSFT.

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  4. Charlie Demerjian by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes yes, somewhat offtopic I know, but a google search on the author gave me this piece which I found hilarious.

    Although to be honest, I did expect this fellow to be a ranting flamer from the Inquirer article...

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  5. So in other words... by dolo666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    2004 is going to be a good year. :)

  6. Re:Well... by OECD · · Score: 4, Funny

    On one hand, I'm breaking out the wine for a little celebration.

    If true, it would certainly be time to break out the wine!

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  7. Can they sell ads on the critical updates website? by hh1000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe Amazon could work a deal to sell you books to read between reboots.

  8. Security, starting again by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 2, Funny

    Re security: The fact remains that Microsoft's entire infrastructure is based on fundamentally flawed designs, not buggy code ... To change them, Microsoft would have to dump all existing APIs and break compatibility with everything up till now.

    Can you say ".NET" ?

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  9. Re:Serious Question by grmb1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Microsoft NEVER innovates

    Oh MY God! So their press releases are all lying? It can't be! :)

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  10. Re:So "MS 2003 server" runs itself? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have to pay MCSEs now?

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  11. Re:Serious Question by grmb1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, in fact it was sacrasm, you know. :)

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  12. Re:yes i agree by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "the article was a little ruthless if you ask me"

    Gee thanks. That was in fact the nicest compliment I got for the piece, either here or in e-mail. It was a compliment, right?

    -Charlie (the article's author)

  13. With their cash reserves, Microsoft could... by gatkinso · · Score: 1, Funny

    1) give away their software for free, all the while producing new versions and patching old versions

    2) produce a completely free Linux distro with documentation and plug and play

    and 3) completely rewrite Linux, no.. make that unix... from scratch ...and still have billions in reserve.

    They are not going under anytime soon.

    Tipping point. Yeah right.

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  14. Re:New Linux distro by microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Didn't they call it Windex?

  15. Inquiring minds by Osmosis_Garett · · Score: 2, Funny
    want to know! Also in this issue
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    • Batboy found hiding at Neverland Ranch!
    • Beagle 2 lands on Charon, finds life!
    • Weapon inspectors find WMDs!
  16. Re:Serious Question by GreeboNZ · · Score: 2, Funny